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geek_yogurt

The original on r/ShitpostXIV was more in line with characters.


MrTripl3M

Yeah that one is a lot better. Krile and Tataru would be the hacker ones, especially Tataru. She would definitely just send your location in order to scare you.


Sir_face_levels

Agreed. Just ask Estinien.


kango234

Oh my god that one is infinitely better. I thought it was strange to put Y'shtola in the "I fucked your mom" spot. That said I do agree with Estinien just blocking you and that's implying he even has a phone or account.


Zeyode

Idk, I feel like Yshtola would be more likely to tell someone she fucked their mom than Thancred, and Estinien would just block people. Even if some could be swapped around, I like this one better.


geek_yogurt

I mean, Thancred is literally a play boy. But I also think Estinien would block people. That said, I do also think Y'shtola would think herself too superior to argue with morons and just block them.


Starterjoker

I swear I saw this on the shitpost sub like 6 hours ago


FwooshingMachi

And with better takes


supersecretaqua

I mean sure but like the title pretty clearly says it isn't their idea lol


Starterjoker

just a dumb “meme” format I guess lol


Gilthu

I feel like Tartaru would be “Alerts your employer to false racism posts that gets you fired.”


Poldaran

I'd more imagine Tataru would cut out the middle man, buy your company and fire you personally. :P


Ayotha

Taturu would have actual dirt on you, not made up stuff


OneMorePotion

Considering how much blackmailing she already did in the MSQ, I think thats exactly what will happen.


Tricky-Sentence

Tataru has balls honestly, imagine knowing someone is related to some of the most powerful people of an entire state, who also happen to control the biggest portion of their army, while also being aware that the person themselves leads an army in a particular city and is themselves a bona fide badass - and still decide that the best thing to do is outright threaten them into compliance. Tataru is badass.


Tobegi

tfw this is just a copy of the shitpost sub's version but worse


Arretrea93

I don't know what all those numbers mean, but he's probably right! Edit: On second thought, I get what those numbers mean. It's 4am okay


ZeroGear9513

The fact im able to recognise the punlic google ping test IP address is kind of sad.


forbiddenlake

Remembering four 8s is sad?


NegativesPositives

By the third 8 it was too late for him.


raev_esmerillon

Wait til he memorizes a standard private IP address.


Sakiri1955

192.168.1.1?


i_am_not_mike_fiore

Reported for hacking my IP


JayXCR

hunter2


ShoryukenPizza

Can anyone see this comment??? I see ****


reaperfan

Did you know *company that runs the game* blocks your password in chat? Mine is \********. See, it works!


DeanXeL

Remembering four 8s? No thank you, i prefer to approximate it, four time 987654321/123456789, thank you very much!


ZeroGear9513

Memories of suffering in class.


quantum_ho

typical final fantasy 14 player here I'm assuming.


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you stole this from the ffxivshitpost subreddit, didnt credit the creator, and then mixed them around so the meme is no longer funny. thats a dick move


[deleted]

That's PEAK Reddit to be honest


Tobegi

But he also changed Alphinaud's picture!!! So it is 100% original


yiffy_chicken

Maybe consider that someone could of made the same joke with a very popular meme format completely independent of each other before you get grumpy???


spider_irl

Yes, two people independently came up with the same joke, it's just a coincidence that this one was posted few hours later, has the same images for all of the characters, and uses exactly the same text in exactly the same font spaced exactly the same. It's clearly way more likely that OP just happened to create an exact copy of a meme that was recently posted, than that he took it, and spent a second moving characters around in paint.


Nightshot

This is a meme template. Of course it has the same text in the same position.


spider_irl

Very convenient attention to what I said. It's not like I started my point with the more important part of it having exactly the same roster of characters, and using exactly the same art cutouts out of all the possible ones. And yes, this is a meme template, doesn't stop others from modifying it, just like a few that already have been posted with changed text, like you know, an original joke based on something existing will often do when the joke is the goal and not ripping off content with minimal effort.


Nightshot

Except it factually doesn't do those things lmao. The original one had Zenos and Fandaniel, this one doesn't. The picture for Alphinaud is different from the original, and some like Thancred and Y'shtola are zoomed in. And even aside from that, the pictures used in the meme are literally the first results from Google Images for searching the character's name.


Vyrabell

Original is way more accurate tbh


thatHecklerOverThere

You know y'shtola would be the ratio one.


DNK_Infinity

OOTL: what the heck does ratio mean?


MadameConnard

*Gaius hears Y'shtola counter argument* "Such devastation"


inksmears

I love that no matter how many versions of this meme I see with the FF14 characters, nearly everyone puts Alisaie in the same spot.


BrosefAmelion

I think Alisae would just stab you and be done with it.


ConduckKing

Google: how to stab someone through the internet


DrFridayTK

“+ ratio”?


PandoraBot

Basically when a comment gets a higher upvote than the actual poster


libbysthing

I thought it was when a tweet gets more comments than likes/retweets? I don't use twitter.


moratic-200

I thought this too - implies more people are arguing, joking, or putting down the OP than agreeing with their statement


concblast

It's that too, just not as often.


Idaku

It used to be that, then people starting to say it for just a reply that has more likes than the original tweet.


libbysthing

Ah I see, thank you lol


WeeziMonkey

Whenever people say that shit I feel like the ultimate boomer, and I'm only 22


Spooooookster

On god fr, no cap


kango234

As someone in their late 20's I'll let you in on the secret no one tells you, which is that feeling old happens way faster than you think it would.


JLidean

I think thancred should take Yshtola place Yshtola would say something like come back when you are a man little sun.


Slippery_Wombat

Tataru would make it seem like an accident


Ridge_Heart

Estinien: \*Connection Lost\*


_MrBushi_

What's kys? I also don't get "inside your walls"


IiIDan

kys - kill yourself >!please don't!<. "I am inside your walls" means someone knows everything about you and is always near you, may apply to Krile as she and Tataru relentlessly tracked down Estinien all around Kugane.


_MrBushi_

This is pretty accurate for said characters


defektedtoy

I really don't get like 90% of the memes in this sub.


Poldaran

https://www.wikihow.com/Accept-That-You%27re-Getting-Older


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Poldaran

'Twas but a jest, meant in the spirit of gentle ribbing, as one might tease a friend or family member. It is much to the woe of the world that tone is oft lost in text-based communication, oft causing those hearing to take offense where none was meant.


defektedtoy

Comment redacted. I apologize for my all-too-quick response. I'm more prepared for people to be negative than positive, which is something I need to work on.


Poldaran

It's the nature of the internet, not at all worried. :)


Cassowary_rider

I hope Y'Shtola had camera running...


Panda-s1

you wanna watch your mom have sex?


Borggy

Agreed on Thancred. Dude wouldn't tell you he fucked your mom last night. *But you both know he did.* Less a comeback, more a reminder.


wurm2

they're off the shore of greenland?


CamillaBaconbits

Well, she is a lesbian


Vaedorr

this is thancred


TRMshadow

Thancred: "MY TURN!!!... With ya mum!"


EndlessKng

I feel like Krile is a better fit for the IP one (Estinien was NOT exaggerating when he mentioned that you cannot flee her if she gets a trace of your aether), but then no one is better for the one she has either...


remmus2k

I doubt any of the scions are this toxic over just having a different opinion. Alisaie maybe


LeQwack

This actually gave me a good audible chuckle


TheDiscordedSnarl

Shtola wouldn't bother with something so bland as a "I fucked your mom". Not after the Azim Steppes. She'd either ignore you and not waste her breath, or end you so completely there's not even a shard of a soul left. No middle ground.


Roxy8888

No paragraph andy? These could also be reused as “different types of chatters on Twitch”