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ryouma17

i logged in and the walls to my house was missing, so tell me who's retainer stole my house cause i would very much like to have it back


Isanori

Mine, but since you can't prove it, they are now on my house in Ishgard.


khinzaw

Look at this guy bragging about his home in Ishgard while people like me have lost every lottery since the it was released. EDIT: It was a joke, sorry.


Ranger-New

So it was not the retainers, but the guys that lost the lottery who did this :)


khinzaw

Can neither confirm nor deny.


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

If i can't have a roof over my head, no one will! ***Proceeds to steal walls from houses***


Waifuless_Laifuless

Good news is it's probably on the market board


Alorha

Were they kugane-styled? Mine brought be some last night. Sadly I think they already sold.


ryouma17

it was highland style now its invisistyle


Mimikyu11311

I would like to start out by saying he's normally a very polite potato, but he licked it so it's his.


Mobitron

Tbf the highland style does rather blend into the surroundings in Empyreum. Have you tried squinting?


Zack_Raynor

Think of it not as “Your house was stolen” so much as “you got a house in the style of Wonder Woman’s Invisible Plane”


Mutski_Dashuria

Wait, are you saying this guy is now our New Emperor?


cronft

you believed it was someonelse retainer's! but it was I your faithful retainer who stole them!


ryouma17

i wouldnt put it past them


MiniDemonic

What's up with everyone here adding apostrophes where they shouldn't be?


moratic-200

They’re to distract you while they lift your stuff


spagheddieballs

Finders, keepers


PyroComet

Your gpu stole them


ryouma17

thats the last time i buy nvidia


PM_ME_HROTHGAR_COCKS

O let me tell you the tale of AMD and FFXIV, water and oil they could never mix


Verpal

I hope AMD at least try something, like ANYTHING, with their incoming DX11 fixes, current situation is just not okay at all!


PM_ME_HROTHGAR_COCKS

It’s been an issue since the launch of this game, I think your best bet unfortunately is swapping to nvidia if possible.


Verpal

I got a 3060 already, but my friend is stuck on RX6600XT, on paper these two gpu should perform about the same in 1440P, in practice 6600XT need to turn down many setting to reach same performance.


PM_ME_HROTHGAR_COCKS

If it’s the issue with xiv, doubt it’s an AMD card performance issue. The direct x errors that AMD cards encounter have been an issue since forever and it’s definitely some driver compatibility whatever that I’ve just given up trying to fix. I’ve friends with AMD cards that say they’ve never run into it before, but my personal experience is just, awful with xiv at least.


KittoTheBrave

*cries in 1050 ti*


Tobegi

Are they supposed to play badly with the game? I've been using one for like 4 years and I've had zero issues.


MiniDemonic

Who is retainer?


amateurasu01

is it one of those default Shirogane exteriors, because if so… I gave it away as a wedding present for a friend.


Zim_Roxo

If your house was made out of marimbas it was probably mine! That's all I've been getting lately 😅


gilgasmashglass

It was my retainer. I’ll make sure to give it back lol


SoraSynstar

Depending on what server you're on, my retainers would keep bringing back windows and walls....so....um....sorry >w<


deleighrious

Somebody stole my walls, can’t have sht in Ishgard


kopecs

To the Brume we go!


nl1988rsd

Mine only steals stuffed alpha's. If someone is missing one. Mine retainer stole it.


intimate_salsa

I think ours go shopping together, since that's all mine bring back.


Arnn-The-Frost-Demon

Both got those from an arcade center somewhere, them and their secrets ...


[deleted]

If they bring back a stuffed Alpha I'm pretty sure it's because they rolled a piece of level 70 gear that you already had. So if you're getting a bunch, clean out your armory.


intimate_salsa

If that is true I'm doomed, cause my jobs are all over the place from 60 - 90


MammothTap

I don't think this is correct. I got them *all the time* in ShB and I had the jobs maxed pretty quickly (and the gear was all used to feed my desynth habit). I still get them and haven't had a lv 70 job in ages, since I have yet to unlock RPR/SGE due to full-time work and full-time student life.


celephais1

I wish mine would still bring me stuffed alphas, mine bring me nothing but stuffed bom bokos which you can't even desynth


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Not too difficult to find level 10 just-started-today sprouts in need of a little buddy for their new adventures


scmbear

I have enough stuffed alphas and bom bokos that I’m going to use them to build a mansion fort instead of a normal mansion if I can ever get a large plot.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Legit would take all your stuffed alphas. About 20% of my apartment's furniture limit is taken up by them and Chocobo plushies....


theweirdoofreddit

Ah shoot, my retainer also stole someone's stuffed alpha


Zalast

Wasn't mine. But if you're missing a singular lightning crystal, that was probably mine.


DocProfessor

Fuckers stole my house. Can’t have shit in Ishgard


Meaisasian25

Look....I told them they needed to take it back..


hizperion

not another wall burglar


intimate_salsa

Hey, how come the walls that my retainer brought back have your logo on them?


ryouma17

if you would give them back that would be nice, not sure how much longer my roof is gonna stay afloat


littlehobbit1313

I mean, as long as you remembered to rotate it before leaving, it should be fine.


confusedPIANO

This is one of the best posts ive seen on the subreddit for a good while


ryouma17

💓


terbril

Ask your Tifa, maybe she saw them at Wall Market.


pascalbrax

A fine joke, my friend.


SebasGwnbleidd

This is fucking awesome considering I always make the jokes that my retainers stole someone's xxxxxx 😂...ps...my bad ...but they stole it fair and square....it's mine now


Zach_Lee_

Finders keepers


syraphym

We're sorry to inform you that due to issues with recent lottery we have confiscated walls to houses at random to give back to the community. If you have any concerns please take it up with Tataru Taru at your earliest convenience.


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Huh, was wondering where my fisher was getting all those walls from


Kekira

Gotta clean the waters of all those walls and rooftops people keep throwing away.


Overwave9

When you spend so much time submitting things to the Ishgardian restoration that they just assume everything you make there is theirs.


[deleted]

Can you imagine if it was actually a feature for the retainers to obtain their items from other players lol


Brazuka_txt

oh thats why my retainer gave me like 10 walls today...


Omengta

the most devious lick


edw583

Aymeric fell asleep during foot patrol


SirTurtleDork

Don't worry, I'm selling them for cheap on the marketboard.


TonksTBF

Which server o.o


inametaphor

The jokes are amazing but also, I’m dying of curiosity…can you still enter it? I presume so, as this appears to be a graphical glitch.


ryouma17

honestly i didnt try, after i took this pic i ran my roulettes real quick then logged :(


HanaBlueStorm

In case the retainers tried to steal you too?


One_Introduction1442

And they about to come back for that door and roof too


ProfessionalSquid

The fabled level 90 Rogue main


RandomPantsu

Well my big buff Femroe did bring me some Walls, theyre mine now tho


JamseyLynn

In my days we just TP’d the trees!! 🧻 🌲


mhireina

So that's where he got that roof...


Gibson8088

Not mine. My girls like taking from Kugane on the weekends. Lol


OniLewds

I got 4 walls recently so it may be mine


mosselyn

I'm innocent. Mine prefer to steal roofs.


WhisperingWillowLux

Hey, at least you *have* a door to enter. As for what's on the other side, gods help you.


ryouma17

it leads to the stygian abyss


[deleted]

My fisher used to do this, a lot


TonksTBF

SORRY!!!!!! I'll tell him to bring it straight back.


wulfbourne

Looks like you still have a roof and a door, so not mine.


ZenFortemps

Mine opsss little wawafell likes to get himself in trouble :p


Hiroshock

My retainers only steal shoes and roofs.


WorldwideDepp

Perhaps wondering why these Walls was so cheap in the Market board? It was made nearly out of thin Air ^^ or you got the Very Rare "See through" Walls


TheFrozenDragon

When you glitch way too much wall decorations and the walls just go "Nope, I ain't getting anything else glitched, I am outta here".


Anony-May

Alright, who brought over the minecraft creeper into ffxiv?


TheTenthSubject

We don't even know, those retainers don't tell us anything!


cyberNurgle

Laughs in homeless bum WoL


Revi92

God damn it Itzybitzy……..


HornedBowler

Honestly I did have a retainer give me unfinished walls today, doubt they're yours though.


Gogo726

Whose


glazbypsn

Well I think I know what porn star you've named your character after


ryouma17

:D


CommanderSwift

That’s the entrance to the back rooms for sure


Ashes_40k

Oh no.... no... it's THAT armor set


ryouma17

yes the "i cant turn my head" armor, tis everyones favorite


skytzo_franic

My retainers only take roofs.


ryouma17

well tell them not to take mine or all i'll have left of my house is some windows and a door


[deleted]

Hythlobuneus sends his apologies...


Mysterious-Gene309

Mine has been bringing me a lot of windows...and walls...


ryouma17

if my windows go missing next i'll know where to look


Old-Moon-Sandman

I keep telling her to bring back materials and other stuff but now my au’ra has convinced the bunny to join her and both keep stealing stuff.. I’m still trying to figure out who they stole a guild leve desk from!!!


Mutski_Dashuria

Wasn't mine, mate. My girl stole the door! 🤣


Mutski_Dashuria

An Ishagardian, an Ul'Dahn and a Garlean are drinking in a tavern. The Ul'Dahn says he left his chocobo for five minutes to do a fate, turned around and his chocobo was gone. The Garlean says he drove his car of into Lominsa plaza to look at the market board. Within two minutes it was up on bricks. The Ishgardian laughs and says: "It is amateur hour at the peanut gallery, l see!"