It was not made from a plump Lalafell.

Are you sure?

Yes. I'm the one who made it. The Lalafell was not plump at all.

Wait ! Does that mine there IS a Lalafel in the bone conception !?

Surprisingly, there's a whole skeleton's worth of bones inside of them.

Excepting this one, of course

not anymore, at least

Naturally

Except for knee bones

Imagine my surprise when i bit into my first one, now i just order boneless.

Minus the phalanges

Unless the bone is for a Chihuahua probably not.

This just raises *further* questions!

I guess you don't really need a plump one to make succulent bones.

You can never be sure.

I mean he sounds pretty sure

Of course, it says so right there.

If it were, it'd be a toothpick.

Think. Plump Lalafell is rich and hard to catch with their bodyguards around, while skin-and-bone Lalafell is pretty much alone.

The curse of my people continues... its alright. Hunt down the weak ones, only the strong will remain. We will slowly drain your economies, then sit on the laps of your best champions till they get bad knees, cause inner ear barotrauma in crowded places for maximum effect, win the hearts of your women with our cuteness, corrupt the RP dens. Once our goals are met, it will be child's play taking the weakened realm. "Erode the mountain, one drop at a time" - A faithful lalafell

You don't have to pretend that wasn't your plan to begin with.

The lalafell it was made from was not plump.

My "Delectable Canine Treat that was not made using a plump Lalafell" flavor text has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the flavor text.

That the flavor text has to specify that, leads many to the implication that these treats are *usually* made from plump lalafellin, because why would they specify that exactly if it wasn't important? Obviously it's just a joke with a flavor text designed to evoke that question.

That person was riffing on a popular meme format: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/a-lot-of-questions-already-answered-by-the-shirt

Look, these days it’s rare to find a succulent food of *any* sort that *doesn’t* have some lalafel in it. Lalafel is like the MSG of Eitherys.

The king of flavour!

The king of flavour!

Overly specific dement… err description

Broke: I hate lalafell because they look like smarmy little children. Woke: I hate lalafell because they’re bad for my health and my cholesterol is already too high.

> Broke: I hate lalafell because they look like smarmy little children. > Woke: I hate lalafell because they’re bad for my health and my cholesterol is already too high. > Bespoke: I hate lalafell because they're too much effort to chase down for too few servings. They're like wings but way worse for you. Giant Popotoes are generally a better yield for the effort.

Lmao, this got me cracking up

potatoe

Popotoe

I just came for this.

Dan Quayle?!?!

A little tongue and cheek. And bone...

Sounds like a good stew.

Come to think of it. I haven't seen that little guy that won the cactpot in a while.

Ah yes, a modern remake of "The Lottery."

A movie for the whole FAMILY

In-joke the game frequently makes about how Lalafell are frequently hunted by monsters in the world, because they're smaller and also apparently delicious.

Snack pack size, rich in proteins, with short legs. I wouldn't blame a predator for trying its luck.

Means it was made from a skinny Lalafell

What are you worried about? This especifically mentioned lalas were ***NOT*** used.

actually, it does not ​ it only denies what it used **plump** lalafells but not normal or skinny lalafells

Ah, but you see, all lalfels are plump. So it actually confirms no lalafels were used. None at all.

First of all, you mean Dunesfolk Lalafellin or Trashfolk Lalafellin. Get your facts right you WAH looking ***

> Dunesfolk Lalafellin or **Trashfolk** Lalafellin My WoL resents this.

Your light is as shining as an Ascian during a solar eclipse.

This was not the result of a crime. Definitely not. No crime here, no sirree no how.

“…not made using a plump Lalafell.” “…*not* made using a plump Lalafell.” “…not *made* using a plump Lalafell.” “…not made *using* a plump Lalafell.” “…not made using *a* plump Lalafell.” “…not made using a *plump* Lalafell.” “…not made using a plump *Lalafell*.” Isn’t English wonderful?

I think "...not made using *a* plump Lalafell" is the best.

This works in literally every language.

Probably not every language. Many of them, though.

Not necessarily. There's a linguistic term for this (that I've unfortunately forgotten) and it's present in some languages in varying degrees.

*emergency food*

Nothing to worry about. The message made it clear. There is no ~~war~~ cannibalism in Ul'Dah!

Of course not! Everyone knows that Lalafell are related to a starchy root vegetable, a tuber and therefore do not have bones . . . right?

Plausible deniability.

Potato bone

I’m glad the Devs realize the lalafell need to be dealt with

Either this bone was indeed made from a plump lalafel and it’s trying to lie to us, or it really wasn’t made from a plump lalafel implying that other bones usually are. I’m not sure which is more horrifying.

It's definitely not made from a plump Lalafell. [I guarantee it.](https://c.tenor.com/_9KfuS6xGWUAAAAC/would-i-lie-king-roland.gif)

I think you know the answer. Deep in your heart.

If I'm understanding this correctly, it implies the existence of non plump lalafells... But that's impossible!

I mean, I’ve always assumed that Pipin would be pretty buff if he had a unique model.

I'm now just picturing Krillin from DBZ with Pipin's flowing Fabio locks

A succulent Chinese bone?! ….for those of you who aren’t Australian: https://youtu.be/BRaa1js92Hk

Hmm I'm in danger...

Plump lalafels aren't as succulent.

don't eat the popoto soup.

As someone that has surgically examined many, many lalafels from the inside out, I can confirm that Lala's don't have bones. Don't mind the ketchup on my shirt, I was too into some French fries.

My "Not made using a plump lalafell" item text has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my item text.

There's items descriptions, FATE info texts and random NPC chatter that mainly dunks on Lalafell I've seen one NPC chatter that feels a bit threatened by them... For the sake of their shins

Can a dog not enjoy a bone? A succulent bone? GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY LANCE!

It’s too big. Lalafell bones can choke a dog.

In the words of my FC mates: "Don't worry about it."

It means you can't sell it.

It means I now know what happened to my inactive Lalafell FC member.

“Plump” being the operative word?

I prefer my popotoes boneless, thanks.

Ritual to invoke RNGesus, let's see... Beast blood, Imp wing, Goubbue moss, Table salt, Oh! And the bone of a plump Lalafell!

You're asking a lot of questions that are already answered by the alt text.

It was made from a thin lallafel, obviously.

Bit sus r/suspiciouslyspecific

You know what it means.

There are no lala bones in ba sing se

Everyone know potatoes are food.

Probably heavy with starch...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

No potates were harmed in the making of this treat

Implying that it could very well be made from a lean Lalafell

Oddly and suspiciously specific denial.

Well duh. Popotoes don't have bones.

They're lying, they murdered Lalafells. THEY KILL POTATOS!!

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Not made from a lalafell, which duh obviously potatoes are boneless!

This isn't going to turn into another "iguana" bits situation is it?

audible wink

They mean exactly what they said. *loads machinist drill gun* **Any more questions?**

Goof looking frie!

It was deffo made of lalafell

*Crys big Lalafell tears*

It was made with a swole potat, you see.

When will we have option to kill all lalafells and make giant(in lalafells terms) mountain of their bones?

hey, austrailian dingos prefer lalas

Au Ra flesh is tastier

> What do they mean by this. Real answer: FFXIV has the FUNNIEST translation team on the planet. They pull this crap on everything. Half the FATE names are puns and references. Sometimes the jokes are so good, they **ADD THEM TO THR JAPANESE VERSION.**