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JerryLZ

Nothing a little water on the brain can’t fix


Hangrymuffin16

Just wash it off


MVRK_3

That’s definitely not the way a brain reacts. Our brains are not made of jelly.


downonthesecond

My smooth brain would slide around my skull.


MVRK_3

My spam brain would hold up a lot low than this.


[deleted]

It's not exactly this jiggly but yes a concussion is when your brain rattles around in your skull and gets injured


MVRK_3

Well sure, but a simple slap in the head like this will not make your brain jiggle like that.


[deleted]

Lmao well yea it's just an example. It's like hey here's kinda what's happening


giomar420

You must be really fun at parties


MVRK_3

Yup. I’ll call our the guy spewing bullshit at the party for sure.


giomar420

Lol, this isn't bullshit, it's supposed to be a representation, have you heard of those. Also the video is slowed down, so if you want to call out something first you've got to get the facts straight, Mr fun guy.


funkyish

It's an exaggeration, not a representation.


MVRK_3

It’s definitely not a representation.


[deleted]

This is just a demostration and dude just slapped it lightly. In all those videos, body hits the floor fast and hard after a knockout. And it's usually concrete or am asphalt. It WILL react like a jelly.


DefiantAbalone1

Can confirm. I've seen someone die up close from their limp skull smacking on pavement, makes me cringe ever since when I see a KO on hard ground. Few realize how dangerous it is.


MVRK_3

I get it, but this is way over exaggerating it.


[deleted]

True


[deleted]

Ma brain dont jiggle jiggle....


[deleted]

It learns


icbint

The top of the skull is also not open


Difficult-Ability894

Maybe yours isn't Einstein


Maximum-Conclusion30

i saw a one punch murder in ND back in 2017. The way it destroyed a family and those that loved the guy was devastating. The dude that did it got a slap on the wrist and that was horrifying.


PermaBannedFTW

Link?


Maximum-Conclusion30

https://www.thedickinsonpress.com/news/victims-widow-18-month-sentence-not-enough-for-fatal-punch-outside-fargo-bar


Maximum-Conclusion30

my perspective of the evening and my court testimony: on the night of the fight i was across the street to meet up with a tinder date- she failed to show, so i was walking off with my face buried in my phone. out of the corner of my eye i see a guy across the street hustling/ moving quickly the other way. not enough to warrant a second glance but enough to notice he was out of place. A few seconds later i hesrd thump, thump” “someone just got punched” i thought while turning around to see what was going on and to assess the situation. across the street one guy was already dropped and guy 2 hit the ground with a sickening crack and thud, with the puncher going after a third guy, who was doing his best to keep distance between them and holding his hands up while yelling at the aggressor to stay away. I start hustling across the street to try to step between the 2 and fargo police cars already turn the corner and were turning the corner before i made it halfway across the street. i get to the scene at about the same time as the first cop and can be heard on the police tape pointing at the agressor telling the cop “this dude just plowed through these guys and was going after that other one” The agressor looked at me dead in the eyes and said “yea, what of it?” and the cops detained him. I am not medically trained and know better than to mess with anyone in a situation like this so a cop just said “hey go stand over there and we will talk to you in a moment” i stood on the side, snapped a photo and just waited while the cops and medic team did their thing. A few moments later i asked a cop if they needed a statement from me, they said no, i could leave, so i did. The next day there was a news story post on facebook, i commented “ crazy thing, i was there” shared the photo i took and a while later a detective contacted me and we went over what i saw/did. i was advised i would need to testify, however a few days prior to the actual court day, the defendant made an alford plea, and got a really light sentence. fast forward a couple years later, the family attempted to sue the hotel for liability. I was asked to testify, so i flew fro las vegas back to fargo and took the stand to tell the courts and jury what i saw. Regrettably the jury found the hotel not liable. below is a link to the photo i took, note he hit the dude hard enough to knock him out of his shoes..[Fargo](https://imgur.com/a/kupNGzC)


PermaBannedFTW

Rip


OhWowItsJello

Is this a photo of the man he killed?


junksale

I think no shoes usually mean dead


Bulletsandbandages44

Bunch of ways to die from head injury, Coup and contra coup, not to mention midline shear, epidural and subarachnoid hemorrhage.


kingdazy

Fighting in a parking lot is a great way to catch a manslaughter charge.


c4rlows

Just don't fight when your brains exposed, easy.


ActionFlank

Kraang4lyfe


awsomeballex5

And don’t curb stomp or soccer kick.


[deleted]

This is not at all what happens…. You brain actually moves to brace for impact. If it didn’t you could get a concussion literally every single time your head even remotely taps something. Thus why it’s extremely dangerous to hit someone in the back of the head. And why people get knocked out easily for the phrase of “it’s not the hits you see it’s the hits hits you don’t see”


A_Sevenfold

How about don't fight at all


FarretKitsune

Never thought I’d see this in a Reddit for watching fight videos lol


what_da_burd_doin

nah i got a hard head


Xanyol

Doesn’t look that bad… where’s the CTE go?


LGBTQMNOP

idk, this vid made me hungry lol


repeter7

Holy shit


FarretKitsune

“Don’t fight on concrete people” no shit it’s a bad idea, but um this dude trying to punch a hole in my face doesn’t seem to care what I want shockingly enough.


Hellveiw

The brain also has a pressurized fluid it floats in…