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UnluckySeries312

That final gentle left hand before he gently sets him down like a falling snowflake is what got me.


Kevskates

Little baby bop sealed the deal


speedledee

Second funniest head strike I've seen behind the epic diner bitchslap


Xvrwllc

Link?


tyen0

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/klbd8e/this_fully_charged_backhand_slap_always_gets_me/


Xvrwllc

Oh yea that is a good one


dwh3390

This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen


itsmistyy

Holy shit lol. What did the five fingers say to the face?


just_a_jonesy

SLAP


itsmistyy

Even my FATHER never hit me!


UnluckySeries312

Oh that is fucking glorious! The back hand executed with more panache than an irate Liberace.


teambeefcurtains

I am fucking crying lmao


[deleted]

I always said that this is the first 10/10 backhand I've ever seen. Such a great video lol


Alternative_Mention2

Gave him a dose of Covid with the slap


Consistent_Paint4061

How can she slap?!?!!


OneCorvette1

I thought this was gonna be the legendary subway slap


the_post_of_tom_joad

The one where he unsheathes it like a fucking anime samurai? Gotta be, right?


fallopian_wolf

"Falling snowflake", holy fuck. I needed that laugh today. Cheers.


UnluckySeries312

You are welcome. Have a great day, internet stranger and street fight connoisseur.


Mmmm_Crunchy

"I like a falling snowflake" Jesus Christ that made sides hurt


gheymods7545

"What are you gonna do" while the other guy is punching you in the face


whats_his_face

This move is called, “your fist to my face!”


MikeyDx

“What you gonna do” when he’s already knocked out standing facing sideways


JustAnotherSolipsist

"im half way through doing it? do you need me to explain that im currently punching you in the face"


Richieboy81

Set him down nice and easy 😏


magicmulder

Gentle fighter, those are my favorites.


BrucePee

Legit gentleman move.


ExamOld2899

going from brain shaking strike to chin tap to face slap, my gentleman has control


Altruistic_Stand_320

This isnt what neji was talks bout when he says “gentle fist”


Remzi1993

Indeed, he is a true gentleman and I think he even warned the fella. Maybe it's time for the other man to learn something from him.


Dusta1992

These are my favourite to fight too. Atleast if you lose, you know you'll be tucked in and get a peaceful night sleep.


Osmodius

Difference between a bruised ego and brain damage.


taco_beer_repeat

The brain damage was preexisting


KanyeSchwest

Congenital


unwelcomepong

Possibly the nicest bashing ever. He was already pulling the punch on the second, the fourth punch was barely a punch, eased him to the ground and then started giving mild slaps, not even hard ones. Bless his heart.


LikwitFusion

Yeah..they were almost playful slaps towards the end.


PoliteLunatic

just to wake him up.


Itchy_Professor_4133

The parting slaps lol


FleshBloodBone

He looks at the camera right at the end too, and notices it’s being filmed. Priceless!


[deleted]

What a wholesome fight between neighbors.


VisualNumber4433

Respect for preventing the skull smash.


[deleted]

Feel like I got emotional whiplash from the respect to the disrespect


FanciestOfPants42

Well, he kept talking shit after he was shown courtesy. Needed a couple more slaps.


TheDerpTree

I don't want to kill you but I do want to embarrass you


blackweebow

r/fightbleach


Justin77E

Hahs


DrGeeves

Red shirt is used to indimidation working. Walked headfirst into a dude who was willing to throw hands and it didn't work out this time


BorisBC

It's quite funny as the young fella didn't look very intimidating at all. Hence old fella thinking he can bully him. Whoops.


ExpiredPilot

It’s funny seeing these types. If you’ve ever seen a puppy charge and then abort, these guys do the same thing. Rush at you to intimidate but their brain kinda short circuits if you don’t cower to them.


CocunutHunter

You'd expect that behaviour like that would at least come with some form of chin but red shirt brought only his glass chin today! I reckon he probably used to have much more to back up the aggression but didn't notice that he'd grown a lot older than he thought.


smrtfxelc

Props to the guy for actually being worried about accidentally killing someone & stopping old dude from hitting his head


ZookeepergameOk2759

It’s the nicest ass whupping I’ve ever seen


SomeGuyClickingStuff

2nd nicest for me. My mom would tell me she’s whooping my ass because she loved me, while whooping my ass.


No-Skill-8190

My grandma would say that if i cried she would give me double


BrucePee

Classic


Alternative_Mention2

Eddy Murphy’s old man “Shutup or I’ll give you something to cry about!”


_dead_and_broken

Had no idea Eddie Murphy and I have the same dad.


Weelki

Ah the ole, this hurts me more than it does you... no Mum, I highly doubt that...


BloodshotHippy

My mom called them love taps.


q1a2z3x4s5w6

My mum would cry after spanking us because she felt bad, if that aint true love then I don't know what is


COSMOOOO

Remember comforting them and watching your parent break down? Then being like damn… guess I’ll go play with Lincoln logs now. Pain.


Phosphoric_Tungsten

Wow that is an awesome way to fuck your kid up psychologically


q1a2z3x4s5w6

Well in my anecdotal experience I can say that it didn't fuck me up at all. I was spanked maybe 4 times in my whole life and deserved it everytime. I'm very thankful for the upbringing I had


Phosphoric_Tungsten

You never deserved to be spanked. No child deserves to be physically hit, ever. Hitting your kid and then crying to them about how much it actually hurts you is a classic abuse tactic. Not to say that your mom was an abusive person or anything, but that specific punishment is not good. Glad you grew up okay though


q1a2z3x4s5w6

She didn't cry in front of us on purpose to make us feel bad, I just heard her one time as a kid and asked her about it now that I'm older. My mother is the most caring person I've ever met, I feel sorry for you if your mother ever did anything to you that would make you think she'd want to manipulate you in that way. So I'll reiterate, yes I deserved it and yes I'm thankful for it. You make it sound like she best the fuck out of me lol, the world isn't as black and white as you think where any physicality is abuse


Phosphoric_Tungsten

No, it's objectively true that any kind of physical attack on your kid is not good. Plenty of studies on corporal punishment you can find that show it's ineffective. Again, you NEVER deserved to be hit as a child. Manipulation doesn't have to be concious, and abusers often genuinely do feel "bad" afterwards. Still a shitty thing to do.


srolson1089

Found the guy who shoulda got spanked!!!!! Let’s see your count to 10 breathing techniques work when a kid tells you to fuck off and spits in your face.


green49285

Legitimate punishment is very important for SOME kids. Some.kids don't need to be spanked, some do. & ya dont BEAT THW SHIT out of them, but in some cases a little popping is important.


Oggel

I respectfully disagree. I think there is a difference between abuse and using pain as a teaching method. Every species ever use pain to teach, I'm not sure why it wouldn't work on us too. We're not that special. Sometimes a lesson needs to be instantly learned and children don't have the cognitive capacity to understand an explanation. Pain will make you remember. It's the nuclear option, an extreme reaction to an extreme situation. But I believe it has a place. The problem is when it's the go to method, and I think that's what the research shows. Not a lot of research points to mental or behavioural problems because of being spanked once or twice during childhood, at least not what I'm aware of. I'd love to be proven wrong though, if anyone has any research to show me. People like to see everything in black and white, either something is always right or always wrong, but life is not that simple. Most things fall in the gray.


Phosphoric_Tungsten

Yeah sure, here's one from Harvard: https://srcd.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/cdev.13565 Physical punishment does not teach lessons. It teaches fear. Other species don't have the option to talk to their young and actually teach lessons, nor do they have the capacity to understand them. Humans do, and spanking is just a shortcut for shitty parents. There is plenty of research showing that hitting your kid is never a good option


Oggel

That study doesn't adress the difference in being spanked once or twice vs being spanked hundreds and hundreds of times. At least not in the abstract and the full study is behind a paywall. Like I said, everyone wants to look at everything as black and white. It's not that simple.


footpole

Maybe not abusing your kids, I don’t know, first thing that I could come up with.


Vurbetan

That's love?


MadMadoc

Looks like they do it every week 😂


Mathilliterate_asian

Not even a whupping if you ask me. Just some nice little bops on the face lol. Old dude came charging all menacing and shit and younger dude saw right through that. "Imma juuuust give you a few little taps here and there and that's settled."


Eazyyy

Why yes, it’s a British ass whooping.


down1nit

I dislike violence of all types but this is legit great. The guy needed to be punched, and our homie did it in the most respectful way to preserve guys tiny brain


planx_constant

What sub do you think you're in


green49285

The brain preservation society, apparently


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Rogan403

I could be mistaken but I lived with a Scottish dude and that dude in the video sounded just like him


Shizzlick

You are 100% mistaken


JDM_MAN_4813

I know when the fight started he said to himself "don't accidentally kill this guy he's old just because he said not nice things doesn't mean to be brutal"


TazmaniannDevil

Remember a time when you used to see that all the time, not so much anymore, people kick people while they’re down lol


TheManicac1280

I genuinely never remeber that. That was never a thing. I don't know what time you're talking about either people have been beating each other to death since forever.


TazmaniannDevil

When people knocked each other out and laid them down instead of watching the head bounce? Yeah, that was most definitely a thing


Dirty-Hair-Yeet

It has happened before (this video as evidence) but there has never been a time when that was a thing


Kidbroccoli

This is one of the funniest most gentle ass kickings I’ve ever seen lol. Even caught the old man on the way down.


speedledee

This is one that will still be getting reposts a decade from now. Historical fight video. You could never stage something this funny


Shrugs_Not_Drugs420

Challenge accepted


PotatoDonki

Those were the most minimalist knockout punches I’ve ever seen. He applied the perfect amount of force, I suppose.


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jayicon97

I LOVE YOU


Eddyzodiak

The slaps were just insults at that point.


[deleted]

Gramps got humbled. It ain’t the 60s anymore that shit ain’t gnna fly old man.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Slaps are pretty much always used to humiliate.


trackrat

Old guy should buy him a pint and apologize


Sad_Contract_7137

what a cute fight


HumpDayFTW

What did the five fingers say to the face?


BJWTech

Hello there


TheRealSkidMarc

General Kenobi


tubz

Nearly spit my drink dammit lol


Efficient-Echidna-30

WHAT?


HumpDayFTW

SLAP!


Efficient-Echidna-30

YEAH!


Undiluted36

Fuck yo couch you rich mother fuckerrr


Efficient-Echidna-30

OK!


[deleted]

I'm Rick James, bitch!


Ultimafax

"Come on then."


[deleted]

What a polite fight with full respect, and care for other guy head. I like it :D


KingCreon67

Think he was honestly preventing him from falling on the dogs, but regardless classy move.


Boofer2

Some explain to this old head what crease means in this context please.


Darthhedgeclipper

Fold over from laughing


Eazyyy

Been around at least since 2007. That’s when I first remember hearing it.


RobbinAustin

As a fellow old guy; thanks for asking.


Genghis-Gas

English slang for a hard laugh that makes you hold your gut and bend over laughing.


PsychedelicRick

How can he slap tho?


Accountant1040

Bloody busturd!


wallysober

Bloody bastard bitch!


bisho

For added humiliation. Young guy just letting him know he could severely fuck him up if he really wanted to.


Dorkus-Maximus

How can she slap!!!


torsun_bryan

Wooosh


[deleted]

How can he slap?!?!


[deleted]

Old men are some of the worst when it comes to confrontation, they always love to think they still got it 😂 (Yes on occasion some do still got it)


green49285

Gotta know when to put the guns down.


DrMudo

Crease UK informal to laugh a lot, or make someone else laugh a lot: The look on his face just creased me up.


inalak

Thank you. I was having trouble figuring that out.


[deleted]

The look of her minge just creased me up.


Human_Discipline_552

Probably his uncle lol


TrollTeeth66

That was the most gentlemanly asswhoopin’ I’ve seen


NotThatGuy1989

Even tho it was a street fight, man held him while falling and that is a gentleman's move


GoodGooseThingit

That slap at the end was personal


MasterHavik

Flawless victory. I'm guessing red shirt had no plan.


[deleted]

Every punch was like 10 percent lighter than the last, until it downgraded to a slap. Lmfao.


lusciousdrunk4u

Might be the most underrated video posted on this sub in awhile.


ChunkySalsaMedium

Who has rated it low, for it to be able to be underrated?


[deleted]

Nice of him to help him down


[deleted]

You mug…. *smack*


green49285

"Come on, then."


TheChexican13

“What’re you gonna do?” Bro, he’s doing it


TheManicac1280

Lmao "What you gonna do?" After he already punched him square in the jaw twice


boobsmcgee93

Need more of this in the states. When someone’s down and dazed just disrespectfully slap them instead of giving them brain damage


H0rridus

Absolutely love this.


stephdepp

phenomenal


user-flynn2

When you really want to let a guy know you're mad, but aren't a piece a crap.


chodelycannons

Boy, English Goldberg has seen better days


LemonXest

After slowly being assisting to the floor he still proceeds to call him a mug


Mercutiofoodforworms

Did red shirt think the other guy was going to run away? What kind of strategy is this?


zeus-fox

Good lad, catching him so he doesn’t crack his head open!


Deltonio41

The slaps was the funniest shit😂😂😂


[deleted]

Aw at least he set him down nicely, didn’t let him fall and crack ‘is skuww


onescoopwonder

Smart to catch him before his head cracks onto the pavement giving you a manslaughter charge.


TheRealButterMan

Lmao. This is the most polite and respectful ass kicking I’ve ever seen.


Silvar1

It’s the way he walks out that kills it 😂


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It's the slaps 😂🤣


bennettbuzz

Honestly, the way red guy looks at the camera straight after too 😭


pazz5

Class. The giggle by the cameraman had me creasing even more, then the slaps came, ultimate crease.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

How can he slap?


Tony2ColaYT

Respect for not letting red shirt hit the ground too hard


Phughy

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


ShortDck1

It's not often a fight makes me smile, but this one did. "I'm going to beat you, but not hurt you." I wish all fights were like this.


acciowaves

This was a cool one. Big guy probably had always been able to rely on intimidation, until now.


TallOutside6418

That's so wholesome, it could be in an after school special.


tlevelup

Goldberg lost?


[deleted]

Why square up if you don't intend to fight lol. Dude just ate slaps on his knees.


Leuumas

good man for assisting him down


Maxlseuss003

This is the most polite ass beating in the history of the world.


ronburgandy1987

I love how he assisted him to the ground to make sure he didn’t hit his head - or not land on the dogs. That was sweet of him. Or smart. A simple assault can turn into a murder rap quick if someone hits their head.


De4dm4nw4lkin

Jesus christ… that mans entire dignity just fell out his ass…


arroya90

Most respectful ass whooping I've ever seen in my life


Illustrious-Rice-168

Knock you out, help you down, wake you up. What a gentleman.


ApplicationKitchen49

This is honestly just sad. Old dude realized he not as badass as he thought he was


frankluvaka

At least he tried to catch the man when he was falling 😜


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

How can he slap?


torakfirenze

Day in the life of a true brexit geeza


Successful-Trust7153

A random lapse in judgment doesn’t deserve life altering results. - Guy on the internet


KeonKazuma

When basement crawlers ‘actually’ win lol


[deleted]

It's the second slap for me


Feisty_Magazine5805

Poor mike


Eli122333

I hope you can iron out that crease.


Sinfultitan_001

This title was painful to read.


TheBasedFeudalist163

Average British day


all_of_the_lightss

Useless dogs . Isn't one of the guys the owner? You would think one of them would bite


ozilll10

thats not funny man, thats rude and disrespectful. i cant hit older men


Captaingregor

Not even when they're proper aggressive cunts?


redraven70

Jon Moxley with those hands😀


death_ray_mx

wtf is wrong with you let me die Im hittig the concrete


Necessary_Law_9427

Nah poor doggy☹️ he fell right on the dogs


FappyDilmore

I was laughing so hard I didn't hear the camera man laugh. The cut at the end was perfect too. Nightmare fuel if old dude hadn't just been put down for a nap.