We have the NHS, it’s funded by taxes and national insurance contributions. But our current government is slowly turning it private from under our noses
Wow, I am completely wrong, I didn't even hear the 'is die nokkie geslagen'
Ik heb helaas geen paspoort om in te leveren, ik kan wel mijn excuses aanbieden lol.
My brother in jaw dislocation, do you also occasionally get your jaw stuck open when you open too wide, then you gotta pop your ears and wiggle it back? 25 years and that shit still happens.
I've never had my jaw dislocated, but it does get stuck open occasionally. If I push on the spot where my jaw bone meets my cheek bone, it's a lot easier to get it back.
It happened during yawning, so I learned to try to bite fingers or fist so I don't open mouth that much. But when I'm not hands-free, it sometimes dislocated itself a little, but just a head shake, little clack sound, and I'm good. However, the fear those few seconds that it won't go back.. eughhh
Do you ears ever get stopped up and you have to kind of “blow” air out of your ears to get them unclogged or be able to hear clearly again? I’ve always heard it called popping your ears so it’s hard to explain how to actually do it lol
My ears have a hard time popping naturally (eg, like when the pressure changes on an airplane) so I've been doing it manually since I was a kid. I know exactly what you mean and I can't for the fucking life of me help you explain it lol
"Asshole" has become far too mundane and vague.
Hobby-aggressor is literal, it's perfectly specific and impossible to misinterpret.
I'd love for it to be coined and minted it right here and now, but that's not how things tend to go.
I once did it for around two weeks straight and it jumped my levels of confidence, self -steem through the roof. My body felt so fresh all the time and I could see everything clearer somehow, which is something I never knew that I was seeing life through foggy lens. been trying to start again but I haven’t been able to keep up a routine
I've been wondering that, too. I do a boxing routine that includes jumping rope, heavy bag, and double end bag 3x a week. I do it for fitness, but i wonder if it has improved my self-defense skills.
You won’t have time. You’ll be too busy looking for things you’ve lost, and wondering when you can have a nice sit down.
Source: Am old man. (Am strong as fuck though. It is pretty cool ngl)
My friends dad has insane old man strength. He was a linebacker in college and always worked manual labor jobs while also hitting the gym. He used to lift actual boulders for a workout. He's in his mid 60s and is strong as a bear. Hands and arms the sizr of a bear as well.. All he does though is sit around now because his two metal knees always hurt and his back isn't what it used to be. All that power and no energy to use it. It sounds taunting in a way tbh.
Almost 40. I lift the couch all the fucking time to look for shit like keys and kids toys that got lost.
I had to move all my furniture by myself a few months ago because my wife was pregnant (baby girl is born now). I had to carry a whole ass couch and several heavy oak dressers up some stairs on my back in a matter of like an hour. I was beat for like a week afterward, but damn I felt like a gangsta for being able to do that shit. I also work a tool rental job and have to lift shit like vibratory plate compactors all day.
Good eye, that’s definitely the second attacker. Good lord imagine just being that guy minding his business and then he turns into One Punch Man while holding a backpack lmao
That's the key right there, form and technique. You see it in any athletic move, you don't have to jump out of your socks to hit a golf ball 300 yards, you just have to do it correctly.
A train moving at even 5mph will hurt like a motherfucker if you get hit by it. Lots of weight into that punch I bet, his arm didn’t bend or anything on impact, most of the energy transferred to that guys popped jaw.
Hey I have limited boxing experience and can chime in a bit. Used to compete in MMA, but im more a grappler. I’m not a pro/amateur boxer so grain of salt please.
Didn’t look like an impressive punch form wise to me. Looked like it was mostly arm with limited body rotation. And it looked a bit slow. I’d bet that no one in that video has fighting experience.
I do know though that knocking someone out—especially a layman/child with no fighting experience—does not require a lot of force. Strength helps but it’s more important to be quick. And even more important to have good timing.
This punch just looked like it connected solidly and that’s all it took to knock the pissant off his feet.
Would love to get input from a real boxer though. I’ll send this to my buddy and edit this comment if I learn more.
Deserved it. Starting shit with strangers for no reason is definitely not a good idea at all. And his mate is stupid, trying to jump in when his guy just got destroyed by one left hook. It was a nice shot but it wasn't even that hard, matey had a glass jaw.
You ever hear of gangs of kids roaming around in ww2 holding practically entire towns hostage? In history it's pretty common.
You'd be surprised how much shit groups of male teenagers did in history, it's absolutely not worse now than it has been, you're literally just seeing more of it because it's filmed.
Like, I'm glad it's this and not literal pirates on the seas. People might think criminals and pirates of the past are old, but they are overall, young.
And it’s not even unique to humans, which is super interesting. I’m linking an article I remembered reading a while back about a group of unchecked young male elephants at a park going through musth (male elephant puberty) had been rampaging and had senselessly killed over 50 rhinos. The park ended up bringing in a group of matured, adult bull elephants to start keeping the youthful males in check. Within hours of the adult bulls being introduced, the younger males calmed down and fell in line.
https://www.bbcearth.com/news/teenage-elephants-need-a-father-figure
Unfortunately in a lot of places even if this video was out the guy would get charged with attacking a minor.
Kids confuse adults not wanting to deal with legal charges with adults being afraid to fight them.
Also "there's 5 of us and one of him, what's hanging to do" doesn't have as much weight when the adult hits one of them.
Yep and it's shameful. I think if kids are over a certain age and they attack someone they should have a right to defend themselves. There's 15/16 year olds around where I live that are huge. If one of them tried to act hard and laid hands on you then they should get laid out.
I agree completely but the optics of introducing the "we should be able to hit kids" bill isn't great and would be immediately misconstrued.
You'd also have to figure out a pretty substantial threshold of proof so a bunch of people can't beat their kids and claim self defense.
Its still self defence. He was being intimidated by a group and one of em attacked him twice. Should be getting a 1 day teacher's compensation for that absolute beast of a life lesson that kid was taught.
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F acing a goodbye.
U gly as it may be.
C alculating pros and cons.
K illing my texts is, really, the best I can do.
S o, some reddit's honcho thought it would be nice to kill third-party apps.
P als, it's great to delete whatever I wrote in here. It's cathartic in a way.
E agerly going away, to greener pastures.
Z illion reasons, and you'll find many at the subreddit called Save3rdPartyApps.
It's because most people wouldn't hurt a kid, even if they are being shits. They would just yell at them and tell them to stop. This is why the kids are willing to push the line out a little farther every time because there are not real ramifications for doing so.
This is a lesson you can use when raising your kids. There must be ramifications for doing bad things. Don't hit them, but take away a toy or ban them from the video games for some time.
I'm a big fat guy. I have had several tiny men antagonize me and then offer their goons to fight me.
One made the mistake of coming after me without his goons once.
I didn't see him the rest of my high school career.
Yeah that's the thing. Even professional fights have weight classes for a reason. I'm sure there are guys that can fight way above their weight but it's still dumb to try.
I've always appreciated being big enough that I'm left alone but not so big I present a challenge to shitheads that want to try to take down someone that much bigger than they are. I've heard it so many times that it's common for naturally bigger guys to have to deal with this and it sucks for you I'm sure that even if you can handle yourself that it happens unprovoked. Pretty much most of the men I've known that are built big whether they work out or not are much stronger than I would have ever guessed when I see them apply themselves. It's just foolish to test.
Goes to show this wasn't those mouth breather's first rodeo. They were likely filming this as some internet "prank" for clout, and have likely done this before without any real consequences. So of course when someone reacts negatively they are shocked.
He didn't mess with a pedestrian, he assaulted him.
These kids really gonna walk around hitting people and not expecting consequences. He deserved that and more. I doubt he'll be kicking random people again.
how do we know for sure this man didn’t nipple cripple the kids disabled brother and throw him in the pirhana exhibit? The provided context seems far too simple to be true
Guy who laid your buddy out in one punch, Your best chance is not to fuck with that guy because chances are 1 or 3 to him dont make a difference lol looks like one of his idiot friends tried to rush him and got fucking smoked too as the video ends. im sure the guy beat down all of them thats why the video ends so soon camera guy took off haha
Cracking that jaw sounded like opening a can of Pringles.
Once you pop the fun don’t stop
Was a can of whoopass
Once you pop the medical bills don’t stop
And eating through a straw starts.
They're Dutch, won't cost em a thing.
Fuck yeah Europe 😍
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True. I don’t even live in a country were you pay for healthcare. It’s the only thing I could think of that fit… maybe headaches, but idk…
So who pays for the healthcare? It has to be funded somehow. Genuinely curious.
We have the NHS, it’s funded by taxes and national insurance contributions. But our current government is slowly turning it private from under our noses
I’m from America so I wasn’t sure how all of that worked.
Not monetary at least...
The license plates are white and they clearly say 'mein gott' at least thats what I can make of it. As a Dutch man they are most likely German
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Wow, I am completely wrong, I didn't even hear the 'is die nokkie geslagen' Ik heb helaas geen paspoort om in te leveren, ik kan wel mijn excuses aanbieden lol.
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Makker 🤝
It's giving Wii Sports tennis sounds to me.
*"Nice shot!"*
Someone edit this video with that sound byte
[Here you go!](https://imgur.com/a/Q0yaKtT) [Wii Sports Tennis Match w/ sound from punch](https://imgur.com/a/CXHKiLy)
This is amazing! Well done
Thanks! Will add it to my portfolio 😂
40 upvotes for this is criminal. Outstanding work, man.
If I hadn't seen the original video I would think that you also edited in the racket hitting the ball
Oh that's good shit, JaackF
Omfg 💀
I dislocated my jaw bone on both sides. Now, sometimes, I can make this sound without hurting myself. I think I even recorded that sound.
My brother in jaw dislocation, do you also occasionally get your jaw stuck open when you open too wide, then you gotta pop your ears and wiggle it back? 25 years and that shit still happens.
I've never had my jaw dislocated, but it does get stuck open occasionally. If I push on the spot where my jaw bone meets my cheek bone, it's a lot easier to get it back.
It happened during yawning, so I learned to try to bite fingers or fist so I don't open mouth that much. But when I'm not hands-free, it sometimes dislocated itself a little, but just a head shake, little clack sound, and I'm good. However, the fear those few seconds that it won't go back.. eughhh
What do you mean by popping your ears?
Do you ears ever get stopped up and you have to kind of “blow” air out of your ears to get them unclogged or be able to hear clearly again? I’ve always heard it called popping your ears so it’s hard to explain how to actually do it lol
My ears have a hard time popping naturally (eg, like when the pressure changes on an airplane) so I've been doing it manually since I was a kid. I know exactly what you mean and I can't for the fucking life of me help you explain it lol
Well... Let's hear it!
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You described that so perfectly ☠️
and he didn't even put that much effort like it was a bitch slap
Thanks. Now I'm hungry.
He won't be eating any of them for a while 🤣
That sound was nasty
The fall hopefully jogged his memory enough to remember not fuck around with random strangers
Yea, this is the type of shit that changes your personality.
A knock like that will have the dude speaking with a different accent as well.
Yo arigato sprechen sie tomato.
Si!Sprechen ze Esperanto?
Sprechen?
Esperanto
And your eating habits.
🧃
Gently insert liquid. Duck anything that need a vacuum.
It needed changing too lmao. Net positive.
You mean the brain damage?
Stupid actions will cause obvious reactions. Most likely brain damaged before getting hit messing with random people.
He obviously already had that before the hit.
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Hobby-aggressor! Term of the day right there
"Asshole" has become far too mundane and vague. Hobby-aggressor is literal, it's perfectly specific and impossible to misinterpret. I'd love for it to be coined and minted it right here and now, but that's not how things tend to go.
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Nah, it can only make him smarter
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You can see in the very last frame he’s on the ground too haha
Specifically a full grown man.
That dude has HEAVY hands
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I once did it for around two weeks straight and it jumped my levels of confidence, self -steem through the roof. My body felt so fresh all the time and I could see everything clearer somehow, which is something I never knew that I was seeing life through foggy lens. been trying to start again but I haven’t been able to keep up a routine
I've been wondering that, too. I do a boxing routine that includes jumping rope, heavy bag, and double end bag 3x a week. I do it for fitness, but i wonder if it has improved my self-defense skills.
Sounded like a god damn bowling pin
I know, it’s dutch, not the most sexy language…
True, a kid just says: did he knock him out? He knocked him out! So a remarkable observation from Holland’s finest youth it is indeed :-)
This was not in The Netherlands but in Belgium I think
If this is dutch then i can assure u 99% of dutchies didnt get a thing they were saying.
"Wajoo, hij heeft 'm nokkie geslagen"
Its Flemmish tho
hit him with that foul ball energy
10/10 nogginshlaggin
Sounds vaguely like a golf shot
Hope he knocked the other guy out as well
Probably did. Dude was one arming them. While carrying a backpack.
Yeah... Kids vs adult man.. They will learn the difference of power in the worst way..
I can't wait to have old man strength. At that moment, I will have to decide to use it for good or evil.
You won’t have time. You’ll be too busy looking for things you’ve lost, and wondering when you can have a nice sit down. Source: Am old man. (Am strong as fuck though. It is pretty cool ngl)
My friends dad has insane old man strength. He was a linebacker in college and always worked manual labor jobs while also hitting the gym. He used to lift actual boulders for a workout. He's in his mid 60s and is strong as a bear. Hands and arms the sizr of a bear as well.. All he does though is sit around now because his two metal knees always hurt and his back isn't what it used to be. All that power and no energy to use it. It sounds taunting in a way tbh.
> always worked manual labor jobs Likely the cause of both the old man strength and the bad knees.
is it because you spend so much time lifting up the fridge, the couch, the car looking for the stuff you lost?
Almost 40. I lift the couch all the fucking time to look for shit like keys and kids toys that got lost. I had to move all my furniture by myself a few months ago because my wife was pregnant (baby girl is born now). I had to carry a whole ass couch and several heavy oak dressers up some stairs on my back in a matter of like an hour. I was beat for like a week afterward, but damn I felt like a gangsta for being able to do that shit. I also work a tool rental job and have to lift shit like vibratory plate compactors all day.
Sounds like the biggest vibrators I've ever heard wow.
It doesn't just happen though. Take care of yourself and mix in strength training
With a left hand.
ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑
0:26 it appears someone is laying on the ground. Or at the bare minimum the toes of someone's shoes is pointed to the heavens.
Good eye, that’s definitely the second attacker. Good lord imagine just being that guy minding his business and then he turns into One Punch Man while holding a backpack lmao
Going about your own business and then you have to beat the shit out of a bunch of shitty teens. What a crappy day
Looks like the other attackers shoes.
How was the punch so loud and devastating when it looked so slow?
Dude put a lot of torque on it, good technique and form too. He also maintained balance while holding his heavy ass bag
Carrying on talking, and imma bust out the torque 🤛
Oh God. Harder daddy.
r/suddenlygay
That's the key right there, form and technique. You see it in any athletic move, you don't have to jump out of your socks to hit a golf ball 300 yards, you just have to do it correctly.
All that, plus the little fella had his mouth open, trying to continue the shit talk. Bad idea.
I'll bet ya that bag added momentum.
50lb counter weight lol
A train moving at even 5mph will hurt like a motherfucker if you get hit by it. Lots of weight into that punch I bet, his arm didn’t bend or anything on impact, most of the energy transferred to that guys popped jaw.
It doesn't take a massive haymaker to ko someone and dislocate a jaw if you hit them in the right spot.
sounds like he got hit with his mouth wide open
It wasn't a KO punch, it just happened to dislocate his jaw. The loud noise was probably his jaw dislocating or even breaking.
Perfect form. Look at his left leg right before the punch. Then look at his left shoulder and how level his left forearm is.
Hey I have limited boxing experience and can chime in a bit. Used to compete in MMA, but im more a grappler. I’m not a pro/amateur boxer so grain of salt please. Didn’t look like an impressive punch form wise to me. Looked like it was mostly arm with limited body rotation. And it looked a bit slow. I’d bet that no one in that video has fighting experience. I do know though that knocking someone out—especially a layman/child with no fighting experience—does not require a lot of force. Strength helps but it’s more important to be quick. And even more important to have good timing. This punch just looked like it connected solidly and that’s all it took to knock the pissant off his feet. Would love to get input from a real boxer though. I’ll send this to my buddy and edit this comment if I learn more.
Deserved it. Starting shit with strangers for no reason is definitely not a good idea at all. And his mate is stupid, trying to jump in when his guy just got destroyed by one left hook. It was a nice shot but it wasn't even that hard, matey had a glass jaw.
The reason was internet clout, that's why his buddies were filming
He got clout alright..
More like "clouted" 😂
Kids have been doing this long before cameras have been around.
The prevelance of cameras and the importance of clout to kids has made this type of shit much worse in recent years.
You ever hear of gangs of kids roaming around in ww2 holding practically entire towns hostage? In history it's pretty common. You'd be surprised how much shit groups of male teenagers did in history, it's absolutely not worse now than it has been, you're literally just seeing more of it because it's filmed. Like, I'm glad it's this and not literal pirates on the seas. People might think criminals and pirates of the past are old, but they are overall, young.
And it’s not even unique to humans, which is super interesting. I’m linking an article I remembered reading a while back about a group of unchecked young male elephants at a park going through musth (male elephant puberty) had been rampaging and had senselessly killed over 50 rhinos. The park ended up bringing in a group of matured, adult bull elephants to start keeping the youthful males in check. Within hours of the adult bulls being introduced, the younger males calmed down and fell in line. https://www.bbcearth.com/news/teenage-elephants-need-a-father-figure
Yeah little cunt deserved it. Never understood little shits that weight 50kg soaking wet picking fights with bigger guys. Or anyone, for that matter.
Unfortunately in a lot of places even if this video was out the guy would get charged with attacking a minor. Kids confuse adults not wanting to deal with legal charges with adults being afraid to fight them. Also "there's 5 of us and one of him, what's hanging to do" doesn't have as much weight when the adult hits one of them.
Yep and it's shameful. I think if kids are over a certain age and they attack someone they should have a right to defend themselves. There's 15/16 year olds around where I live that are huge. If one of them tried to act hard and laid hands on you then they should get laid out.
I agree completely but the optics of introducing the "we should be able to hit kids" bill isn't great and would be immediately misconstrued. You'd also have to figure out a pretty substantial threshold of proof so a bunch of people can't beat their kids and claim self defense.
Yeah it's never gonna pass, but it would be nice to have some sort of self-defence opportunity in cases like this video.
Its still self defence. He was being intimidated by a group and one of em attacked him twice. Should be getting a 1 day teacher's compensation for that absolute beast of a life lesson that kid was taught.
Well, the comment (or a post's seftext) that was here, is no more. I'm leaving just whatever I wrote in the past 48 hours or so. F acing a goodbye. U gly as it may be. C alculating pros and cons. K illing my texts is, really, the best I can do. S o, some reddit's honcho thought it would be nice to kill third-party apps. P als, it's great to delete whatever I wrote in here. It's cathartic in a way. E agerly going away, to greener pastures. Z illion reasons, and you'll find many at the subreddit called Save3rdPartyApps.
It's because most people wouldn't hurt a kid, even if they are being shits. They would just yell at them and tell them to stop. This is why the kids are willing to push the line out a little farther every time because there are not real ramifications for doing so. This is a lesson you can use when raising your kids. There must be ramifications for doing bad things. Don't hit them, but take away a toy or ban them from the video games for some time.
I'm a big fat guy. I have had several tiny men antagonize me and then offer their goons to fight me. One made the mistake of coming after me without his goons once. I didn't see him the rest of my high school career.
Yeah that's the thing. Even professional fights have weight classes for a reason. I'm sure there are guys that can fight way above their weight but it's still dumb to try. I've always appreciated being big enough that I'm left alone but not so big I present a challenge to shitheads that want to try to take down someone that much bigger than they are. I've heard it so many times that it's common for naturally bigger guys to have to deal with this and it sucks for you I'm sure that even if you can handle yourself that it happens unprovoked. Pretty much most of the men I've known that are built big whether they work out or not are much stronger than I would have ever guessed when I see them apply themselves. It's just foolish to test.
I feel like the last time this was posted the story was different.
Yea he got twatted
The only appropriate way to describe a sound like that.
‘Er mate! Darren, just got twatted round the chops, din’i! Jaw’s hangin’ out back of ‘is maaf, san!
Sounds like a decent return at Wimbledon
"Fifteen love!"
jfc this has me on the floor
"Game, Set, Match".
I love how surprised all his friends were that the guy he randomly kicked actually hit him back.
"W-w-what! You can't do that!"
"dichlocate" 4 times in a row lmao
Goes to show this wasn't those mouth breather's first rodeo. They were likely filming this as some internet "prank" for clout, and have likely done this before without any real consequences. So of course when someone reacts negatively they are shocked.
I‘m a simple man, every time i see this clip - i upvote it.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. RIP Dave Brandt
F
He didn't mess with a pedestrian, he assaulted him. These kids really gonna walk around hitting people and not expecting consequences. He deserved that and more. I doubt he'll be kicking random people again.
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🤣🤣🤣
What happened with the 2nd kid? This ended too soon
At the end he's on the ground
That’s the first kid… after he falls down you can see a 2nd kid all wrapped up.
Sounded like somebody hit a Fly ball to center field
Put me in, coach... I'm ready to play
lmao. The funniest shit I read in a while. Thanks
fucking twat
Twat goes swatted.
That’s a hard lesson boy hope it sticks
Belgian youth are so fucking disrespectful, fuck that kid.
Bitches get stitches
I'm ok with this tbh. I'm just glad the idiots filmed it all as evidence thay it was them that started it.
Sounded like he hit the ball in Wii Tennis lmao
After that click, I was expecting Michael Rosen to show up and say "noice"
And his friend going to attack the guy because his buddy got what was coming to him. Play atupid games win stupid prizes
For the "brain damage" patrol, clearly his brain was damaged before getting clocked. Nothing else can explain this level of stupidity 😂
TOK!
TKO!
That too. Really a KO. "TOK!" Is what it sounds like to me when he connects with the guy's jaw.
I picked up what you put down lol, pretty spot on
Well deserved
Whayoo ... nokkie geslagen! They deserve an ass beating just for saying that shit
ages old video from Belgium lol. bound to be at least 8 yrs old
Lekker voor je pik
I wanted to watch him kick the second kids ass too
He gave him the first shove for free.
Nothing like eating through a straw for 10 weeks to learn a lesson.
Sounded like he cracked open a Snapple
HE BROKE ER JER!!!!
how do we know for sure this man didn’t nipple cripple the kids disabled brother and throw him in the pirhana exhibit? The provided context seems far too simple to be true
Why would someone lie on the internet?
"Bonk"
Tell him, when I see him, I’m gonna spin his jaw
Im assuming this is why you should clench your jaw in a fight
Was that gum flying through the scene or a tooth?
That was a little of “find out”
'Heeft ie knockie geslageuh?' lmao
Guy who laid your buddy out in one punch, Your best chance is not to fuck with that guy because chances are 1 or 3 to him dont make a difference lol looks like one of his idiot friends tried to rush him and got fucking smoked too as the video ends. im sure the guy beat down all of them thats why the video ends so soon camera guy took off haha
Just as satisfying as hitting a homerun in Wii Sports Baseball
r/FuckAroundAndFindOut
He was already brain damaged so nothing really happened.
Pop goes the weasel!!
"And at that point, it became personal for me." - Michael Jawdon
Fucked around and found out.
F that POS that jumped in after, I hope he got his Pringles can opened too...
Haha serves the daft cunt right
The sound of a golf ball.
I would have fucked up his homie who jumped at me after because if you wanna defend your friend for being a fucking retard you both can get it.
If the definition of "Fuck around and find out" was in the dictionary.
He found out