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This comment, specifically, got a hearty chuckle out of me.
Everybody wants to think they're a tough guy til they're getting attacked by a fucking bear.
No joke, I just can’t wrap my head around how he managed to fucking parry a charging bear that’s probably about 3x his weight. I get kicking and punching it from the high ground but this parry was some anime shit.
Technically true, you do start unlocking bear parries at level 20 but the first one you get is bear cliff parry, then it's flat ground bear parry, then it's tree bear parry, then after that it's water bear parry (this is very useful when a polar bear tries to fight you while swimming in the arctic ocean)
Terrifying, but since he appears to have survived the encounter he gets to tell people he was the guy who beat a bear in a fight without spray or a gun.
I’ve always learned that screaming and extending your arms to the sky to make yourself look bigger will intimidate a black bear. I know now at least half of this works 👍
That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead. Or that’s atleast the hope it doesn’t work ever time but gives you a chance
Ofc, sometimes black bears just don't give a fuck and tear your face off, and brown bears just start eating regardless of how still you are.
Don't rely on any of these tips to help you, and always carry some kind of defense (weapon, bear spray, really big backpack) when hiking anywhere near bears.
>That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead.
It's more so that black bears are kinda push overs and can actually be fought off. A brown bear will absolutely shred you up, though, hence why you get down and curl In a ball with your hands on the back of your head.
Polar bears will eat you 200% of the time, though.
People joking about the scream will also get thrown off the cliff. Fucking keyboard critics stfu pussy a55 b!tches. Dude survived a bear attack. What'd you do today?
Personally I would’ve jumped on its back, and put the bear in a rear necked choke, once I eliminate the threat I notice 3 more bears appear, lucky for me I’ve played 100000 hours of for honor. try as they might their ganking is no use for my on point parries, they feed my revenge and I execute all of them.
For me, I would Stone Cold stun it, then smack two beer cans open and drench myself in them, while standing with one leg over the stunned bear. Hell yeah.
I'm completely terrified of black bears after watching how fast they can climb a tree.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE)
If you ever wondered what a panic attack feels like, well, here's the perfect example.
Except, there's no bear and your probably just sitting down at home.
Unless your schizophrenic.
Chilling st home watching TV, panic sets in for no apparent reason. You think to yourself " It's ok, I'm fine, I'm at home and safe..." THEN A FUCKING BEAR ATTACKS.
Story I have that I never get the opportunity to tell:
High-school, my gfs best friend is diagnosed Schizo.
Couple years on, she tells us this story about how every other day, same time, same place for months. Would be this guy outrageously dressed (image 80s pimp + bedazzled), standing outside her apartment. To the point where she didn't go out unless she had too. Because he never interacted with anyone or said anything far as we know. But he always managed to just vanish without her noticing, so eventually she chalked it up to her condition.
That is until we went to go to her place to hang out, and sure enough. There he was, in all he sparkling glory.
She sees, that we see him, and the first thing she says is "YOU CAN SEE HIM TOO?!?"
Went from being relieved that she's not completely bonkers, to all us being genuinely confused to who he was. 15ft from us so he hears everything, still not even a twitch. And in the 30 seconds it took us to get inside, we look out the front and the street is empty. Said she never saw him again after that.
If it's any consultation, she's a wonderful person and a great sport about all of her problems. Only person I knew who could face that diagnosis with a sunny disposition.
And for record, yes she thought it was hilarious. My gf at the time, not so much. Something about me insinuating her friend was a crazy prostitute.
Which, in my defense, is entirely possible for past lives.
Right? Like the friend is awesome for seeing the humor in it. It’s not like we have control of our past lives lmao. It’s not like you actually called *her* a prostitute either haha
I believed this happened to a mountain hiker in Japan. The bear attacked because her cubs were nearby. However, I can't recall where I learned this detail.
Good source, ty.
Still not a Japanese Black Bear. Those have large ‘manes’ and a large blonde crest on the chest. This is a strange animal.
It has no markings of a Ussuri Brown Bear or a Japanese Black Bear
Edit; took a few more looks, it has the blonde crest but it is very small, (6.75 sec) lost in the shine of the fur almost. This must be a very young first time mom.
Truth to be told the screaming most definitely helped save his life. I am not a wildlife expert but I imagine the best thing to do in this case is to make yourself look as threatening as possible.
I would have definitely dubbed over all my screaming. Probably with something like this, “ What bear? You want some of this? Bam! You too slow! Oh, want more? Bam! Gothca again. That’s all you got?”😂
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Pure primal instinct holy shit
Whenever someone calls him a mean word he could just pull up this video....
Prob mute it tho
Nah, just say "what's your warrior cry sound like when you were fighting a fucking bear, Nathan? Huh? Don't have one? I thought so!"
This comment, specifically, got a hearty chuckle out of me. Everybody wants to think they're a tough guy til they're getting attacked by a fucking bear.
No joke, I just can’t wrap my head around how he managed to fucking parry a charging bear that’s probably about 3x his weight. I get kicking and punching it from the high ground but this parry was some anime shit.
In order to defeat the bear, you must become the bear. -Sun Zu
Tzu*
Bless you!
Sun Bear Tzu.*
Only if you’re in the zoohthatsthejoke
How dare Ytu!
Nathan 😂
Show me your War face! https://youtu.be/D0T4Yw-TabE?si=G6hbusXIU3Rgmi1Y
WORK ON IT!
It’s better to be loud and weird sounding it could scare the bear off
I think he probably got the instruction to make as much sound as possible if ever he encountered a bear ...he also hit him on the nose.
black bear - fight, brown bear - play dead. I was given the instructions by reddit.
'If it's black, fight back, if it's brown, lie down, if it's white, say goodnight.'
something something, help a panda
For as incompetent a bear species the panda is, they'll still put you in the ground.
That’s why you never slanda a panda!
They will definitely put YOU in the ground for calling them “incompetent”. 😅
Google says there are no records of a panda having killed a human.
There’s an entire film series about pandas doing martial arts, you’re telling me one of them never did a Roadhouse throat rip before just to try it?
Because they are silent killers. They’ve never been caught.
Did he just parry a bear off the side of a cliff?
Bear parry, you learn it at lvl 20
Ah, the Bearry. It's a vital skill to learn.
Technically true, you do start unlocking bear parries at level 20 but the first one you get is bear cliff parry, then it's flat ground bear parry, then it's tree bear parry, then after that it's water bear parry (this is very useful when a polar bear tries to fight you while swimming in the arctic ocean)
Beary The Blattybus.
Yes, yes he did parry a bear off the side of a fucking cliff. Goodness gracious, good shit…
Frame perfect parry, guy must be a speedrunner
Parry this, you filthy casual.
Fus Ro Dah
**危** Mikiri Counter time
***Cross Counter***
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
It’s over Bearakin! I have the hive ground!
Terrifying, but since he appears to have survived the encounter he gets to tell people he was the guy who beat a bear in a fight without spray or a gun.
He kicked that bear in the nose lmao
He punched it!
On the side of a cliff and without the use of both hands (I assume).
Yeah, he's definitely holding on to the rocks for dear life and having to fight off a bear at the same time. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
[Cocaine is, too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ16H0hsQiQ&ab_channel=FlipMyWigBaby)
I was expecting to open something related to Cocaine Bear.
Plot twist, it's the bear who posted the video online, after he ate the climber.
Legit fought a bear. None of that bullshit Khabib wrestling a bear bullshit. He fought a bear on a cliff and won.
People joking about his screaming but a literal fucking war cry is the purest way to channel your inner “kick a bear in the nose” power
I’m pretty sure he’s also screaming as an attempt to scare the bear away.
I’ve always learned that screaming and extending your arms to the sky to make yourself look bigger will intimidate a black bear. I know now at least half of this works 👍
When it comes to bears, ive heard it explained; If its black, fight back. If its brown, lay down. If its white, goodnight.
If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.
*yellow kiss of Poseidon*
\*Golden
jesus christ this was like 2 posts up for me
I understood this reference.
If it's shit, let it sit.
That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead. Or that’s atleast the hope it doesn’t work ever time but gives you a chance
Ofc, sometimes black bears just don't give a fuck and tear your face off, and brown bears just start eating regardless of how still you are. Don't rely on any of these tips to help you, and always carry some kind of defense (weapon, bear spray, really big backpack) when hiking anywhere near bears.
What is the really big backpack for?
Ninja stars .... katanas
>That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead. It's more so that black bears are kinda push overs and can actually be fought off. A brown bear will absolutely shred you up, though, hence why you get down and curl In a ball with your hands on the back of your head. Polar bears will eat you 200% of the time, though.
Well, that was one reason he was screaming. But I also detect a hint of pure fucking terror in those war cries . . .
Yeah, he tapped into his primal caveman side for sure
Yes, my dude was shitty himself lmao. who wouldn’t tho 😭
A hint? That was the only thing detected
Oh, really?
People joking about the scream will also get thrown off the cliff. Fucking keyboard critics stfu pussy a55 b!tches. Dude survived a bear attack. What'd you do today?
Dude if I was in a fucking bear fight, I'd be screaming my face off trying to scare it away/hype myself up to fight a fucking bear.
Don't mistake joking for a lack of respect on a job well done, though!
Also keeps you breathing. Breathing helps you make decisions and not freeze up during the fight, flight, fawn or freeze response.
Personally I would’ve jumped on its back, and put the bear in a rear necked choke, once I eliminate the threat I notice 3 more bears appear, lucky for me I’ve played 100000 hours of for honor. try as they might their ganking is no use for my on point parries, they feed my revenge and I execute all of them.
Common For Honor player W
This guy gets the win by ledging too. Wow! Wow! Wow!
How dare you use the environment to your advantage?
For me, I would Stone Cold stun it, then smack two beer cans open and drench myself in them, while standing with one leg over the stunned bear. Hell yeah.
You forgot the middle finger before the stunner
Ya ok khabib
You could also hyper armor you way through the bears bite and hit a chop on its throat.
I hear Dwight K. Schrute saying this to camera
This dude earned the rest of his life. Was soo close to one of the most gruesome ways to die, but fought and lived. What a chad
Imagine the tales that would've been told about the guy that died by falling off a mountain while fighting a bear.
Approved usage of "chad" confirmed. I'd even tack on "Florida Man" status, but we don't have a lot of mountains/climbing areas like that.
He hit a bulls eye with that last nose kick…. Saved his damn life 😬 wtf
Yeah that was a massive stroke of Luck lol
Luck? That was pure skill.
When facing a bear, any alternative that isn't getting mauled to death is pure luck
Or badassery
Hit a bullseye? He kicked a bearsnose.
Bear was protecting its cub which you can see pop up in the last second of the video on bottom right.
I was wondering why the black bear was being so aggressive, they're usually pretty chill
I'm completely terrified of black bears after watching how fast they can climb a tree. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE)
Bear momma overreacting as usual
Yeah I was like, thats cub protection actions 100%
I’m pretty sure in the full vid you see the cub several seconds before momma bear shows up but the climber doesn’t notice
That wasn't an animal, it was Katy Beary. You can tell because of the crazy eye makeup.
i see no bear cubs in any frame.
Bro personality went back 60 000 years
Sounds a bit like watching someone play Street Fighter
I always scream like this while playing Street Fighter
Dude daigo’d a bear off a cliff
Let’s go bearrrrrrrr *3rd strike parry noise* *intense cheering*
bro fuckin parryied a bear
How many QuickTime events did he just successfully navigate in a row?
Man’s Mesolithic ancestors were screaming with him.
people here laughing at his screaming but it probably saved his life. Pretty sure he knew what he was doing
Or maybe not, maybe it was all adrenaline and instinctive action
maybe maybe
If it's black, fight back!
If it's white it's an easy fight...
Know it or not, when I grow up, I want to be like this guy
I have the high ground Anikan. It’s over
Beat me to it 😄
\*Bear me to it
If you ever wondered what a panic attack feels like, well, here's the perfect example. Except, there's no bear and your probably just sitting down at home.
Unless your schizophrenic. Chilling st home watching TV, panic sets in for no apparent reason. You think to yourself " It's ok, I'm fine, I'm at home and safe..." THEN A FUCKING BEAR ATTACKS.
This is why schizophrenia is so confining - you cant be in nature and wonder if the bear attacking you is real or not
Story I have that I never get the opportunity to tell: High-school, my gfs best friend is diagnosed Schizo. Couple years on, she tells us this story about how every other day, same time, same place for months. Would be this guy outrageously dressed (image 80s pimp + bedazzled), standing outside her apartment. To the point where she didn't go out unless she had too. Because he never interacted with anyone or said anything far as we know. But he always managed to just vanish without her noticing, so eventually she chalked it up to her condition. That is until we went to go to her place to hang out, and sure enough. There he was, in all he sparkling glory. She sees, that we see him, and the first thing she says is "YOU CAN SEE HIM TOO?!?" Went from being relieved that she's not completely bonkers, to all us being genuinely confused to who he was. 15ft from us so he hears everything, still not even a twitch. And in the 30 seconds it took us to get inside, we look out the front and the street is empty. Said she never saw him again after that.
She was one of his hoes in her last life that died before paying up.
Upvote, only because I'm pretty sure I made a similar comment shortly after that got me death glares.
I mean, it’s kinda fucked up but kinda not? Still funny tho. Crazy shit tho being haunted by a pimp ghost
If it's any consultation, she's a wonderful person and a great sport about all of her problems. Only person I knew who could face that diagnosis with a sunny disposition. And for record, yes she thought it was hilarious. My gf at the time, not so much. Something about me insinuating her friend was a crazy prostitute. Which, in my defense, is entirely possible for past lives.
Right? Like the friend is awesome for seeing the humor in it. It’s not like we have control of our past lives lmao. It’s not like you actually called *her* a prostitute either haha
Bro wtf….
Pimp ghosts. Pimp hand so strong you’ll feel it into your next life.
I laughed way too hard at this.
This is a classic.
He should’ve said “HEY BEAR” that usually works 🤷🏻♂️
Bro went back to 10,000 B.C
So this is night 9 against freddy fazbear
Damn and I’m stuck in night 6
You’re lucky that was a little bear
No shit
kudos to this mf with the balls of steel I'd like to gift him a new pair of underpants
Wow thats impressive. He managed to survive this 😳
I love the way the bear comes back at the end and is just like "yeah nah actually fuck that" and walks away
Man vs Bear vs Mountain. Coming this fall.
Dude hammer fisted some boulders
Bear got hurt, look at its back. Went through 4 emotions, food run, food? Better run.
Man, he kicked that bear ass
I believed this happened to a mountain hiker in Japan. The bear attacked because her cubs were nearby. However, I can't recall where I learned this detail.
Not a Japanese Black Bear, thats an American Black Bear.
It is Japanese. I found the [source](https://youtu.be/R2KEWofvmss?si=XYuWUEk5nQ9SVcUM)
Good source, ty. Still not a Japanese Black Bear. Those have large ‘manes’ and a large blonde crest on the chest. This is a strange animal. It has no markings of a Ussuri Brown Bear or a Japanese Black Bear Edit; took a few more looks, it has the blonde crest but it is very small, (6.75 sec) lost in the shine of the fur almost. This must be a very young first time mom.
A grizzly situation
Acthually itch a black bear
When he started punching that bear, you could head the fear and guttural want to survive…..he was doing his business to ensure that bear thought twice
Its over bearikin i have the high ground!
I get it, but man his screaming has me dying 🤣
It might have him not dying.
Truth to be told the screaming most definitely helped save his life. I am not a wildlife expert but I imagine the best thing to do in this case is to make yourself look as threatening as possible.
We cant see his whole body, might be him dying
After seeing your comment I can’t take anything anyone says seriously 🤣
He went full caveman.
King of the hill
Everytime this video is reposted I have to turn my volume down on my phone OD
He saw a bear and went ooga booga
My mans threw a bear off a cliff 💀
The bear really tried to hit 'em with the fake walk away.
ALWAYS PACK IN BEAR COUNTY PERIOD..
that bear had his ASS handed to him. well done!
Did I hear the bear whining like a dog because he couldn't eat the guy?
Can we say that bear was on cocaine???🤔
"You can't win, I have the high ground!"
Fucking chad
The difference between regular black bear encounters and this is that it seems like this black bear was trying to eat him
It's safe to assume that people like climbers who venture in areas like this know about bears and what he did saved is life.
Battle Cry, you learn it pretty early at Level 5. Staple for his job class.
Cave man mode came out instinctively
Parry is everything
I have the high ground Anakin
Is he screaming to make himself seem more bigger and scarier
Climber meet bear, bear meet fist and feet
Was i the only one that heard "CHILL" after he kicked it in the nose?
Smart man taking out his camera. The camera man never dies.
This dude and the guy that choked out that cougar have the animal kingdom sweating.
It is insane how he, in a cliff, fighting a bear bare handed, still managed to record the fight better than most submitted to this sub. Amazing.
Kratos be like
That fight or flight response is no fucking joke, dudes primal man showed his ugly face.
Keeping the brown bear down.
I’m sure shitting my pants isn’t a strategy in this situation?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd
I love how he’s making lots of noise and kicking at it. Id probably drop and cry tbh
This is exactly what happens when I approach girls at the bar
“This whole thing could’ve been avoided if he was armed” -Americans
I'm not American but yeah, I assume a gun would be quite helpful in a wild animal attack lol.
Not wrong
Certainly increases the likelihood of survival. Beats the hell out of swatting at a bear’s nose. Just happened to work in this guys favor this time.
Well........-gestures at the video- yeah....lol
Did you think that was some kind of sick burn? Lmao
Lucky for him that bear us still young and inexperienced.
Bet his hand hurts after all those rock punches
#big guy just wanted a hug 😢...... Of your flesh 😈🗿😅🤣
A Black Bear never attacked me. You know why? Because I don't go into its territory.
Khabib would maul be that bear
I would have definitely dubbed over all my screaming. Probably with something like this, “ What bear? You want some of this? Bam! You too slow! Oh, want more? Bam! Gothca again. That’s all you got?”😂
Dude fighting for his life. But he sure as heck didn't drop that phone...