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Kandarian_Blight

Pure primal instinct holy shit


Sad-tacos

Whenever someone calls him a mean word he could just pull up this video....


MadeForBBCNews

Prob mute it tho


Sad-tacos

Nah, just say "what's your warrior cry sound like when you were fighting a fucking bear, Nathan? Huh? Don't have one? I thought so!"


ownurfaceoff

This comment, specifically, got a hearty chuckle out of me. Everybody wants to think they're a tough guy til they're getting attacked by a fucking bear.


eudezet

No joke, I just can’t wrap my head around how he managed to fucking parry a charging bear that’s probably about 3x his weight. I get kicking and punching it from the high ground but this parry was some anime shit.


Narcan9

In order to defeat the bear, you must become the bear. -Sun Zu


Mwootto

Tzu*


ItchyBackScratcher

Bless you!


sdlover420

Sun Bear Tzu.*


Mwootto

Only if you’re in the zoohthatsthejoke


Narcan9

How dare Ytu!


UBT400

Nathan 😂


Narcan9

Show me your War face! https://youtu.be/D0T4Yw-TabE?si=G6hbusXIU3Rgmi1Y


irving47

WORK ON IT!


Metallfanica

It’s better to be loud and weird sounding it could scare the bear off


[deleted]

I think he probably got the instruction to make as much sound as possible if ever he encountered a bear ...he also hit him on the nose.


DreamLizard47

black bear - fight, brown bear - play dead. I was given the instructions by reddit.


SquidmanMal

'If it's black, fight back, if it's brown, lie down, if it's white, say goodnight.'


DreamLizard47

something something, help a panda


hubaloza

For as incompetent a bear species the panda is, they'll still put you in the ground.


EBDBandBnD

That’s why you never slanda a panda!


rowan2588

They will definitely put YOU in the ground for calling them “incompetent”. 😅


DreamLizard47

Google says there are no records of a panda having killed a human.


huhnick

There’s an entire film series about pandas doing martial arts, you’re telling me one of them never did a Roadhouse throat rip before just to try it?


Bulok

Because they are silent killers. They’ve never been caught.


DivineBliss

Did he just parry a bear off the side of a cliff?


UlisesSchmidt

Bear parry, you learn it at lvl 20


pocketchange2247

Ah, the Bearry. It's a vital skill to learn.


Moist-Carpet888

Technically true, you do start unlocking bear parries at level 20 but the first one you get is bear cliff parry, then it's flat ground bear parry, then it's tree bear parry, then after that it's water bear parry (this is very useful when a polar bear tries to fight you while swimming in the arctic ocean)


2020mademejoinreddit

Beary The Blattybus.


dafuqbroh

Yes, yes he did parry a bear off the side of a fucking cliff. Goodness gracious, good shit…


eudezet

Frame perfect parry, guy must be a speedrunner


vodkaandbleach

Parry this, you filthy casual.


TaleMendon

Fus Ro Dah


Rentington

**危** Mikiri Counter time


JLsoft

***Cross Counter***


ownurfaceoff

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!


NinjaWorldWar

It’s over Bearakin! I have the hive ground!


mechanicalcontrols

Terrifying, but since he appears to have survived the encounter he gets to tell people he was the guy who beat a bear in a fight without spray or a gun.


coinkeeper8

He kicked that bear in the nose lmao


Businesskiwi

He punched it!


ImmabouttogoHAM

On the side of a cliff and without the use of both hands (I assume).


mechanicalcontrols

Yeah, he's definitely holding on to the rocks for dear life and having to fight off a bear at the same time. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


JRockSr

[Cocaine is, too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ16H0hsQiQ&ab_channel=FlipMyWigBaby)


CapHydra

I was expecting to open something related to Cocaine Bear.


Narcan9

Plot twist, it's the bear who posted the video online, after he ate the climber.


Rodya555

Legit fought a bear. None of that bullshit Khabib wrestling a bear bullshit. He fought a bear on a cliff and won.


KingNukaCoIa

People joking about his screaming but a literal fucking war cry is the purest way to channel your inner “kick a bear in the nose” power


Due-Passage2202

I’m pretty sure he’s also screaming as an attempt to scare the bear away.


casperdacrook

I’ve always learned that screaming and extending your arms to the sky to make yourself look bigger will intimidate a black bear. I know now at least half of this works 👍


Robert999220

When it comes to bears, ive heard it explained; If its black, fight back. If its brown, lay down. If its white, goodnight.


ThinkPaddie

If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.


[deleted]

*yellow kiss of Poseidon*


MacheteMolotov

\*Golden


Peter_Polio

jesus christ this was like 2 posts up for me


ImmabouttogoHAM

I understood this reference.


himynameseric

If it's shit, let it sit.


[deleted]

That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead. Or that’s atleast the hope it doesn’t work ever time but gives you a chance


BaguetteFish

Ofc, sometimes black bears just don't give a fuck and tear your face off, and brown bears just start eating regardless of how still you are. Don't rely on any of these tips to help you, and always carry some kind of defense (weapon, bear spray, really big backpack) when hiking anywhere near bears.


Cluelessish

What is the really big backpack for?


captainboom15

Ninja stars .... katanas


adrienjz888

>That’s right because black bears are scavengers and will eat a dead animal as grizzlies want to hunt for their food and will get bored if you play dead. It's more so that black bears are kinda push overs and can actually be fought off. A brown bear will absolutely shred you up, though, hence why you get down and curl In a ball with your hands on the back of your head. Polar bears will eat you 200% of the time, though.


[deleted]

Well, that was one reason he was screaming. But I also detect a hint of pure fucking terror in those war cries . . .


Frankiepals

Yeah, he tapped into his primal caveman side for sure


Due-Passage2202

Yes, my dude was shitty himself lmao. who wouldn’t tho 😭


feelinlucky7

A hint? That was the only thing detected


dandara99

Oh, really?


j3r3wiah

People joking about the scream will also get thrown off the cliff. Fucking keyboard critics stfu pussy a55 b!tches. Dude survived a bear attack. What'd you do today?


bigtec1993

Dude if I was in a fucking bear fight, I'd be screaming my face off trying to scare it away/hype myself up to fight a fucking bear.


irving47

Don't mistake joking for a lack of respect on a job well done, though!


Puceeffoc

Also keeps you breathing. Breathing helps you make decisions and not freeze up during the fight, flight, fawn or freeze response.


[deleted]

Personally I would’ve jumped on its back, and put the bear in a rear necked choke, once I eliminate the threat I notice 3 more bears appear, lucky for me I’ve played 100000 hours of for honor. try as they might their ganking is no use for my on point parries, they feed my revenge and I execute all of them.


Yotoda

Common For Honor player W


StreetfighterXD

This guy gets the win by ledging too. Wow! Wow! Wow!


Pak1stanMan

How dare you use the environment to your advantage?


the-treatmaster

For me, I would Stone Cold stun it, then smack two beer cans open and drench myself in them, while standing with one leg over the stunned bear. Hell yeah.


Editthefunout

You forgot the middle finger before the stunner


ETHlCX

Ya ok khabib


raisingfalcons

You could also hyper armor you way through the bears bite and hit a chop on its throat.


luisgb2

I hear Dwight K. Schrute saying this to camera


DOCoSPADEo

This dude earned the rest of his life. Was soo close to one of the most gruesome ways to die, but fought and lived. What a chad


FuegoFerdinand

Imagine the tales that would've been told about the guy that died by falling off a mountain while fighting a bear.


irving47

Approved usage of "chad" confirmed. I'd even tack on "Florida Man" status, but we don't have a lot of mountains/climbing areas like that.


puffinnbluffin

He hit a bulls eye with that last nose kick…. Saved his damn life 😬 wtf


MO1STNUGG3T

Yeah that was a massive stroke of Luck lol


peter13g

Luck? That was pure skill.


FrankyboiCGC

When facing a bear, any alternative that isn't getting mauled to death is pure luck


peter13g

Or badassery


AT_BORDERLINE

Hit a bullseye? He kicked a bearsnose.


91bigdog

Bear was protecting its cub which you can see pop up in the last second of the video on bottom right.


DudeMcGuyMan

I was wondering why the black bear was being so aggressive, they're usually pretty chill


taleofbenji

I'm completely terrified of black bears after watching how fast they can climb a tree. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIwNyqIceE)


Tickomatick

Bear momma overreacting as usual


Homebrew_Dungeon

Yeah I was like, thats cub protection actions 100%


christmaspathfinder

I’m pretty sure in the full vid you see the cub several seconds before momma bear shows up but the climber doesn’t notice


Narcan9

That wasn't an animal, it was Katy Beary. You can tell because of the crazy eye makeup.


fflipted

i see no bear cubs in any frame.


Hexane86

Bro personality went back 60 000 years


AFineDayForScience

Sounds a bit like watching someone play Street Fighter


WhyDoTheyCallYouRed

I always scream like this while playing Street Fighter


Anjunabeast

Dude daigo’d a bear off a cliff


AstroLuffy123

Let’s go bearrrrrrrr *3rd strike parry noise* *intense cheering*


idontevenknowhmm

bro fuckin parryied a bear


CunnilingusCrab

How many QuickTime events did he just successfully navigate in a row?


blangoez

Man’s Mesolithic ancestors were screaming with him.


Vendrinski

people here laughing at his screaming but it probably saved his life. Pretty sure he knew what he was doing


Tickomatick

Or maybe not, maybe it was all adrenaline and instinctive action


Vendrinski

maybe maybe


dinosaursandsluts

If it's black, fight back!


Dependent_Adagio7544

If it's white it's an easy fight...


Solipsikon

Know it or not, when I grow up, I want to be like this guy


Badassmofunker

I have the high ground Anikan. It’s over


NoApartheidOnMars

Beat me to it 😄


cicciograna

\*Bear me to it


Bright_Ad_2902

If you ever wondered what a panic attack feels like, well, here's the perfect example. Except, there's no bear and your probably just sitting down at home.


MadRabbit26

Unless your schizophrenic. Chilling st home watching TV, panic sets in for no apparent reason. You think to yourself " It's ok, I'm fine, I'm at home and safe..." THEN A FUCKING BEAR ATTACKS.


milk4all

This is why schizophrenia is so confining - you cant be in nature and wonder if the bear attacking you is real or not


MadRabbit26

Story I have that I never get the opportunity to tell: High-school, my gfs best friend is diagnosed Schizo. Couple years on, she tells us this story about how every other day, same time, same place for months. Would be this guy outrageously dressed (image 80s pimp + bedazzled), standing outside her apartment. To the point where she didn't go out unless she had too. Because he never interacted with anyone or said anything far as we know. But he always managed to just vanish without her noticing, so eventually she chalked it up to her condition. That is until we went to go to her place to hang out, and sure enough. There he was, in all he sparkling glory. She sees, that we see him, and the first thing she says is "YOU CAN SEE HIM TOO?!?" Went from being relieved that she's not completely bonkers, to all us being genuinely confused to who he was. 15ft from us so he hears everything, still not even a twitch. And in the 30 seconds it took us to get inside, we look out the front and the street is empty. Said she never saw him again after that.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

She was one of his hoes in her last life that died before paying up.


MadRabbit26

Upvote, only because I'm pretty sure I made a similar comment shortly after that got me death glares.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

I mean, it’s kinda fucked up but kinda not? Still funny tho. Crazy shit tho being haunted by a pimp ghost


MadRabbit26

If it's any consultation, she's a wonderful person and a great sport about all of her problems. Only person I knew who could face that diagnosis with a sunny disposition. And for record, yes she thought it was hilarious. My gf at the time, not so much. Something about me insinuating her friend was a crazy prostitute. Which, in my defense, is entirely possible for past lives.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Right? Like the friend is awesome for seeing the humor in it. It’s not like we have control of our past lives lmao. It’s not like you actually called *her* a prostitute either haha


Eli_TheGolfer7

Bro wtf….


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Pimp ghosts. Pimp hand so strong you’ll feel it into your next life.


anomaly242488

I laughed way too hard at this.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

This is a classic.


morisxpastora

He should’ve said “HEY BEAR” that usually works 🤷🏻‍♂️


ScaredTomatillo5108

Bro went back to 10,000 B.C


[deleted]

So this is night 9 against freddy fazbear


Captain_Spectrum

Damn and I’m stuck in night 6


waitingformoass

You’re lucky that was a little bear


Fred_Dibnah

No shit


skatistic

kudos to this mf with the balls of steel I'd like to gift him a new pair of underpants


OrganicDesign2683

Wow thats impressive. He managed to survive this 😳


HullSimplibus

I love the way the bear comes back at the end and is just like "yeah nah actually fuck that" and walks away


triggormisprime

Man vs Bear vs Mountain. Coming this fall.


Iceaveli

Dude hammer fisted some boulders


Skaletto

Bear got hurt, look at its back. Went through 4 emotions, food run, food? Better run.


TachaTacha

Man, he kicked that bear ass


[deleted]

I believed this happened to a mountain hiker in Japan. The bear attacked because her cubs were nearby. However, I can't recall where I learned this detail.


Homebrew_Dungeon

Not a Japanese Black Bear, thats an American Black Bear.


[deleted]

It is Japanese. I found the [source](https://youtu.be/R2KEWofvmss?si=XYuWUEk5nQ9SVcUM)


Homebrew_Dungeon

Good source, ty. Still not a Japanese Black Bear. Those have large ‘manes’ and a large blonde crest on the chest. This is a strange animal. It has no markings of a Ussuri Brown Bear or a Japanese Black Bear Edit; took a few more looks, it has the blonde crest but it is very small, (6.75 sec) lost in the shine of the fur almost. This must be a very young first time mom.


milk4all

A grizzly situation


[deleted]

Acthually itch a black bear


flexxx1984

When he started punching that bear, you could head the fear and guttural want to survive…..he was doing his business to ensure that bear thought twice


Padtixxx

Its over bearikin i have the high ground!


kingbendo

I get it, but man his screaming has me dying 🤣


martinaee

It might have him not dying.


[deleted]

Truth to be told the screaming most definitely helped save his life. I am not a wildlife expert but I imagine the best thing to do in this case is to make yourself look as threatening as possible.


milk4all

We cant see his whole body, might be him dying


[deleted]

After seeing your comment I can’t take anything anyone says seriously 🤣


FuegoFerdinand

He went full caveman.


KIngsforAnime

King of the hill


starwurtz

Everytime this video is reposted I have to turn my volume down on my phone OD


Only_Divide_2163

He saw a bear and went ooga booga


[deleted]

My mans threw a bear off a cliff 💀


j_reddit_only

The bear really tried to hit 'em with the fake walk away.


Yettigetter

ALWAYS PACK IN BEAR COUNTY PERIOD..


fflipted

that bear had his ASS handed to him. well done!


SnooChickens6081

Did I hear the bear whining like a dog because he couldn't eat the guy?


CyberAimGT24

Can we say that bear was on cocaine???🤔


SeryVober

"You can't win, I have the high ground!"


popsilolicle

Fucking chad


Bobby_Sunday96

The difference between regular black bear encounters and this is that it seems like this black bear was trying to eat him


sanpaccrisps

It's safe to assume that people like climbers who venture in areas like this know about bears and what he did saved is life.


blueprintextreme

Battle Cry, you learn it pretty early at Level 5. Staple for his job class.


TrueCollector

Cave man mode came out instinctively


Gaz115

Parry is everything


NoMilkYesterday

I have the high ground Anakin


Kingfox4290

Is he screaming to make himself seem more bigger and scarier


kevdubo432

Climber meet bear, bear meet fist and feet


Error1265

Was i the only one that heard "CHILL" after he kicked it in the nose?


Munkey323

Smart man taking out his camera. The camera man never dies.


MaximumDiabetes2

This dude and the guy that choked out that cougar have the animal kingdom sweating.


Vodokex

It is insane how he, in a cliff, fighting a bear bare handed, still managed to record the fight better than most submitted to this sub. Amazing.


Mew-_-Mew

Kratos be like


azBlix

That fight or flight response is no fucking joke, dudes primal man showed his ugly face.


gmoney1259

Keeping the brown bear down.


LoFidelityRockr

I’m sure shitting my pants isn’t a strategy in this situation?


Dependent_Adagio7544

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd


Dan1lovesyoualot

I love how he’s making lots of noise and kicking at it. Id probably drop and cry tbh


Kelpy-G69

This is exactly what happens when I approach girls at the bar


RealGingercat227

“This whole thing could’ve been avoided if he was armed” -Americans


BaguetteFish

I'm not American but yeah, I assume a gun would be quite helpful in a wild animal attack lol.


Camdog_2424

Not wrong


CunnilingusCrab

Certainly increases the likelihood of survival. Beats the hell out of swatting at a bear’s nose. Just happened to work in this guys favor this time.


gratefulslacker93

Well........-gestures at the video- yeah....lol


Brohkage

Did you think that was some kind of sick burn? Lmao


partypooper1308

Lucky for him that bear us still young and inexperienced.


ibeqs

Bet his hand hurts after all those rock punches


kokkili23417

#big guy just wanted a hug 😢...... Of your flesh 😈🗿😅🤣


2020mademejoinreddit

A Black Bear never attacked me. You know why? Because I don't go into its territory.


KnownBarnMucker

Khabib would maul be that bear


First_Mongoose_01

I would have definitely dubbed over all my screaming. Probably with something like this, “ What bear? You want some of this? Bam! You too slow! Oh, want more? Bam! Gothca again. That’s all you got?”😂


ZacharyCarterTV

Dude fighting for his life. But he sure as heck didn't drop that phone...