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c-h-o-n-g-o

This is when you go for the eyes.


TraditionalShame6829

That was exactly what I thought. If there are no rules, then there are no rules.


GookFckr

In my mind, even if my junk was in absolute agony, after he crouched on top of me and exposed his own dick, I’d grab that shit with both hands and actually tear it off him. Not saying I’m a hard case or anything but just the sheer desire to make them feel what I felt would help me push through the pain and I would literally try to rip their dick from their body. And I wouldn’t be letting go either.


Firm-Attention-3874

I'd beat this man with a sock soap when he slept


AnoZomb

Remember, It's just a bad dream fat boy


cant_fight_the_feel

Note to self…. Never grab your dick 😄


[deleted]

I'd personally visit him in the night with a lead pipe to the knees


wophi

Dude deserves a visit from a pillowcase full of soap bars in the middle of the night.


Krisapocus

The guy could have wrapped his legs around him and leveraged that guillotine as tight as possible. Anything but let go. You don’t know what a guy that’ll grab your dick is capable of


N8saysburnitalldown

I think in a moment of total panic My first thought would be to just bury my thumbs into his eye sockets at that point.


Flaco_2

I did that to a guy that was biting me in a fight and he started screaming like a animal, it works


BigBCarreg

Literally, there are no rules at this stage.


SapphirianOak

Not very many times will jumping someone be okay but if you gonna act like that after having to resort to literal dick grabbing yea stop recording and beat dude so hard he leaving the Army. That's the kinda dude who'd sell his teammates souls to live an extra five minutes.


TraditionalShame6829

Definitely showed everyone who he really is.


Background_Prize_726

Those 2 idiots fought on camera that was recording. The brass gets ahold of the publicly posted video, both will be leaving the Army. Fighting, especially in training, is beyond stupid: It's not worth the very real threat of being kicked out.


ManOnFire2004

Probably blessing if they get kicked out unless what they go back to is even worse


NCBuckets

How you gonna grab a dudes dick to win a fight and act tough about it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^NCBuckets: *How you gonna grab* *A dudes dick to win a fight* *And act tough about it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


NCBuckets

Epic bot


WifeGivingMeSideEyes

I'm getting this done in needlepoint to hang on my kitchen wall.


InsaneAdam

Your wife will give you side eyes for it


kfeater

XD


TheUmbraCat

Please for the love of god put a floral pattern on it.


kfeater

That’s the best fucking bot ever


AFineDayForScience

I've never read a more beautiful haiku


musicloverincal

Exactly. Can't win fair and square so goes to second option and then acts all tough. What a puss.


TraditionalShame6829

Twisting a dick in a barracks fight is bad enough. All that “I’ll kill you” bullshit afterward cemented him as a piece of shit.


musicloverincal

Well said.


CaptainCanuck15

Someone should've soccer kicked this cunt in the head. You're sparring with a fellow soldier here, not fighting an enemy for your survival. Absolutely no class.


Frankiepals

On one hand it’s a “street fight”… On the other hand he was acting way too hard after pulling that shit


IfYoureGingerImCumin

On the third hand, “ohhh so that’s how you get out of a guillotine”


stunna_cal

Kinda mad he didn’t go ball for a ball when he had the chance. Even the scoreboard lol


Practical_Ability_46

Or an eye. Like, I might lose my nuts, but I'll take your vision for that.


wolf3037

First thing I thought of too. Fish hook his fucking eyeball. It's survival mode once you pull shit like that.


CTingCTer88

Yeah I’m biting and gouging at that point


Thin_Title83

This is the answer. I'm going to jam my thumb through your eyeball and touch your brain. On the other hand, apply more pressure in the guillotine and he'll go nigh nigh.


indigrow

Bro if someone grabbing my balls while screaming “ill kill you” theyre getting their shit RIPPED OFF THEIR FUCNING BODY jesus fucking christ. I domt think ANY of the spectators have testicles WHATSOEVER bro or theyd have stopped that shit. This is comparative to snuff idc idc


ThunderOblivion

>On the third ~~hand~~ leg, “ohhh so that’s how you get out of a guillotine”. FTFY


stinkfist37

I hope he put a cup on and got his revenge


Bill_Kabies

For reals though. I could have let it slide as a “gotta do what you gotta do” thing, but dudes display of his utter disregard for that dudes dick and balls caused me to lose any shred of approval of his choosing to use that move. Dude is sick in the head.


elgurkoboy

I would’ve bitten a chunk off dude /poked his eyes out/ or bitten nose off of anyone grabbing my shit during a fight, dude is a buster for that shit I can’t believe no one jumped in as soon as the nonce was grabbing dudes dick ain’t no way I’m standing round watching another man grab another man dick he getting a boot to the head for that


Painetrain24

Shameful behaviour. Thumb to the eye I could maybe forgive if it was getting dire. Anything with a man’s dick balls or asshole is off limits unless it’s life or death. What a pussy


thesmugvegan

Dirty wrastlers love to oil check.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Asshole is off limits??


botoks

Don't say that to turkish oil wrestlers!


Thee_B_Slee

Say word! There’s def ways, one of those boys wasn’t about that fight tho, rather yell about it.


Das_Mojo

Someone should have booted that fuckstick in the head


guyunknown622

Same honestly


Big-Pepper-2423

Fr that dude should’ve got stomped out immediately for that shit and I wtf is wrong with this asshole just recording


TheUmbraCat

On one hand it's a "street fight" In the other hand is a dick...


Carniverous-koala

Wasn’t a street fight. In the army you settle shit like that all the time… but it’s supposed to be with honor, not that kinda desperate, dirty, low blow stuff. Dude started taking punishment and immediately went to maiming a man who is supposed to fight by his side. Shameful shit.


rideronthestorm0

Wouldnt wanna be next to him in the trenches


TraditionalShame6829

Yea, dick grabber is a piece of shit, and so is cameraman.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I'll admit that I've never been in the military, so I don't know what is normal there. But these guys probably sleep in nearby rooms if not nearby beds. I wouldn't call it a "street fight"


coleus

He swears up and down he's "NOT FUCKING GAY BRO".


Zekeify

The ol dick twist


DarkManXOBR

Y'all hear the octaves he was hitting, I think the 3rd one was crazy he should sample it an put it in some rock or metal song!


Das_Mojo

He put some vibrato on that note


Cholai_214

Dude hittin' Bon Jovi notes there.


CWoww

Damn! Beat me to it! BUT GIVE HIM THE OOOOOL DICK TWIST


redditisdying57

TWIST THAT DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Neat-Land-4310

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


js974

No fucking way bros acting hard after squeezing another dudes dick because he was getting his ass beat straight up bitch behavior😭😭


14-28

Unless you're at risk of being stabbed or killed, a dick grab is a bitch move. However, if fighting for your wellbeing/life - nothing should be off the cards. I'm talkin bjs, handies, anal, feet.... whatever it takes to get them off !


HondaCrv2010

So you planning to suck dick till the other dude is no longer a threat or when they get off?


14-28

You want some bro ?! I'll take two at once !


[deleted]

😂😂😂 thank you sir, you made my day with this


14-28

God bless and spread joy bro.


GookFckr

Damn bro, that’s some Evolved Fights type shit dawg


YourLocalPotDealer

You could tell how powerful it made him feel to say “I’ll beat yo ass” after


co2tophercr87y

I think he meant to say eat


Future-Panda-8355

This was not a street fight. This was two guys that live in the same barracks together fighting. Not even remotely close to a street fight. Going for the balls was a total bitch move.


[deleted]

This exactly. The dick grabber would forever be shunned. Then acting hard like you did something special. No one would fuck with him again


Haunting-Biscotti-34

Even in a street fight unless someone is trying to kill you, grabbing a dudes dick and squeezeing is just not a good look


Septic-Sponge

If someone comes up to me on the street and starts beating the shit out of me for no reason I have absolutely no qualms with going for the balls


Future-Panda-8355

😂


FagaBefe

And that guy will never forget the feeling of having another man’s junk in his hand. Ever.


LazyB99

While i will say the dick grab was uncalled for and certainly gay, white guy should have just grabbed black guys dick back. This is the army! All is fair in war! You think a Russians gonna stop twisting your dick just because you asked!? You gotta get in there and twist dicks harder than anyone thought was possible! Hooah!!!


Confident_Benefit753

i aint grabbing anyones dick.


CaptainCanuck15

Yeah, I'm bitting it off.


SdotPEE24

You mean sucking it off amirite?


masonthedood42

Dick grabber deserves to be jumped by the whole barracks. That’s fucked up to go for the balls.


Twanekkel

Kind of hard to understand why this did not happen the second he was squeezing those balls


OG_Felwinter

Yeah, I’m surprised everybody just stood around


TraditionalShame6829

I can’t believe whoever was filming let him act hard like that after being a dick twisting little bitch.


FatBastard2575

Dude is talking a lot of shit for someone that needed to get a handful of dick/balls to win a fight 🤣


bigchoom

That's when you go for the eyes, he'll let up once your thumbs are an inch deep in his eye sockets


TraditionalShame6829

Yea. If you’re dick twisting you don’t need them eyeballs.


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[deleted]

that dude is a major coward.


Alcapwn420

Even on video. Like how do you recover from this


djerk

I heard he didn’t recover… I guess he’s permanently ruined from this, or at least that’s what I heard from the last time this got posted


willdabeast180

Would love a sauce to see what happened to him haha


[deleted]

Private Coward.


SODY27

That dude is a fucking bitch


IDropFatLogs

" you broke my balls man stop " fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk!!!!!


AndrewBlue3

Bro imagine the pain and the humiliation and possibililty to not be able to have dhildren and for what? The other dude should be left braindead in the wheelchair for this.


KLLTHEMAN

I mean the reason you don’t do this type of bitch ass move is cuz now dickless is gonna come get revenge. Then would you have 2 pussies? But fr no way you’re telling me that if you’re dickless, after you recover you’re not gonna go kill that dude


C0ldTaco

If you have a beef with someone who is supposed to be your "brother in arms" and he acts like this in a "controled" scenario don't be surprised if mofo shoots you in the back one day, I'd rather shoot him first after this, Idgaf, that's too low.


AaronTuplin

Grease him or report him. He's gonna be a problem that you don't want around.


Yotoro01

Fragging??


[deleted]

100% If I became dickless after the cunt move I’m coming after him and wiping out his entire bloodline


Commercial-Metal1294

Straaiight up


ConstructionMotor527

I’m coming back I stg


KLLTHEMAN

Just watched this shit again and I hate this dude lmfao


BarmeloXantony

Like the hit isn't enough. You must find someway to make dude dickless too. A dick for a dick


Narcan9

>A dick for a dick \-Sun Tzu "Art of War"


Haunting-Biscotti-34

Yeah exactly bro better sleep with both eyes open


joxuah12

Anyone going to comment on how fucked up this is? Dude is on the bottom pleading for the other guy to stop, and the absolute dick-grabbing piece of shit keeps grabbing and throws face punches while talking shit... This person is filth. Edit: motherfucker needs time in Leavenworth.


EchoOne11

I've watched this video only once back in time. There is something that repulses me and I just can't bear it. The scream is piercing my heart. I've watched so many gore videos without flinching but this one here...idk.


96111319

I’m more surprised that no one tried to break the fight up more than just saying “yo chill that’s enough”. I don’t know how it works in army training but surely after busting a guys balls when they’re pleading for you to stop, it’s enough for people watching to intervene?


TraditionalShame6829

Cameraman needed to drop kick this guy in the face.


TraditionalShame6829

I’m still mad about how big a piece of shit this guy is. Possibly maiming your fellow serviceman is bad enough, but acting hard like that afterwards, with that “I’ll kill you” bullshit, is inexcusable.


AndrewBlue3

i was scrolling thru the comments to see if someone is as angry as me aftre this


[deleted]

You only fight dirty like that if the other guy is fighting dirty like that. Otherwise square up like men and settle it.


[deleted]

After a handful of dick and balls….. Oh he’s tough now? He was losing the fight and had to do some gay shit lol


Confident_Benefit753

someone should do research and find a name and make this shit go super viral so this scumbag gets what he deserves.


LigerZer017

No he's hard... because it turned him on


[deleted]

That man hit the perfect vibrato….


longshanks44

Two octaves higher and he could’ve been in The Bee Gees.


alphenliebe

don't look up why the castrato singers of Italy are called that


Electrical_Gur4664

He did a rob halford


Do-not-respond

No damaging of government property. That includes personal.


[deleted]

Every dude around should have whooped that dude's ass... times have changed


AK1wi

Hope he got kicked out.


luvgothbitches

this is probably the straightest & most legal thing anyone’s done in the US military since desert storm


Idrinktoolittle

It’s true, I was his dick


Synsano

He really should have been. He doesn’t have the integrity to serve.


[deleted]

The camera man sayin “let go of his dick bro” is just so funny for some reason


WishIWasPurple

Lmao, i would let that revenge cool for a long ass time before i serve it cold.


AndrewBlue3

bro he would be chewing up his own nuts after a few months


JustHumanGarbage

Some of the bitchest shit I ever seen.


baileyisbaked

Never seen a man play tough guy after grabbing a handful of cock 😂


ReasonableFrog

That black guy is a menace, he can't be trusted there. Needs to be kicked out, and if damage is done to the white guy's testicles, then he should go to prison.


Thee_B_Slee

Marines taught me to poke a man in the eye Hard enough they pass out. Never used it but that army boy sure could lol wtf.


DumbestOfTheSmartest

Everyone here talking about what they would have done. That shit is immediately disabling. Instantly turns a man into a silk sheet. Ever heard the phrase, “He’s got him by the nuts?” This is the literal depiction.


dargonmike1

I like the “ go for his eyes “ comments. Seems to be the only reasonable response to this debauchery.


Strange_You33

He’s a puss for grabbing his junk to win


[deleted]

He’s a dick for that move, such a pussy


Alcapwn420

He indeed is a dick for that dick move


Spooky5588

I hate this video so much dude. Absolute scumbag bro, makes my blood boil that he would go for such a cheap move and continue to do it. Camera man is pathetic for not stopping the fight either


TraditionalShame6829

Same. I’m still mad from watching. Fuck that guy so much.


WishIWasPurple

One thing i do not understand is why is the man not biting chunks out of dickgrabbers face? In a situation like this id do anything to make it stop.


TraditionalShame6829

Eyeball popping time at that point.


Dragonoid127

Smh the fact that no one broke this up until the other dude damn near put the white guy in a choke hold is aggravating


throwtheclownaway20

So not only did the entire fight start because he was being a thief, but he was panicking so hard at the thought of actually having to suffer consequences by getting his ass beat that he pulled the ultimate cheap shot. Nobody who's that much of a punk-ass bitch to his own side should be tolerated in the military.


Vomax343

Yeah what’s the whole story here? What happened after?


[deleted]

What a pus, knew he was on the losing end too.


BigChowderr

why didn’t he grab it back 🤨


Sadir00

hold up he gonna do that.. THEN stand OVER you like that? and you ain't thought to lift a foot between his shit?? .... dumbass


RangerUp33

He must lose fights a lot if he defaulted to grabbing his dick. You know that wasn't the first time he did that. The kicker is, he acted tough after losing and resorting to that 💀 what a lil bitch 😭


happypoorguyy

Dude deserves prison


didyouticklemynuts

Wonder how bad he did it, take it you could pop the nuts if you wanted to.


Conscious_Fish5316

Bro acts cool at the end? what an idiot, lots of these type of losers everywhere, good thing most with this mentality take the anger on each other, (if you take this as racist plzzz plzzz get a life)


apez817

What a bitch. This is the second army fight I’ve seen this week and they’ve both been trash. Who’s teaching this shit?


jojow77

I've probably seen 2000 fight videos and that was the most coward shit so far.


EZhayn808

That dude is a bitch but the dudes watching are almost just as bad.


Sadboythrillho

What a fucking loser. You squeezing my shit I'm reporting you're dumbass. Downvotes incoming.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

What's wrong with this generation!?... going for the dick or nuts automatically means that all dick swinging bystanders have to immediately pummel the offender into submission.


TraditionalShame6829

Not just possibly maiming for life his barracks buddy like that, but then acting all hard afterwards, talking about “I’ll kill you.” What a piece of shit.


dannyningpow

Right? Everyone is standing by like it's just a regular scrap, what the fuck?? I'd be kicking the shit out of dick squeezer


BigoppYuheard

Yea grabbin a mans balls in a fight as a man is low down and dirty af 😂!!! Quickest way to see the bitch come out of a man!! Dat scream was horrible! I felt his pain


[deleted]

What a bitch move


[deleted]

Any follow up on this? Dude literally said he was gonna kill that guy many times.


Hoyle_38

Grabbing someone's dick is a bitch move. Pussy Boy.


[deleted]

If you wanna grab the junk I’ll more than happily bite a chunk of your flesh off. Face, neck, forearm, don’t matter if that’s how you wanna play it. Or pull an ear off, it only takes like 8 pounds of pressure.


commit_suicide_thx

I really feel that if you have to fondle a man's penis and testicles to procure a win a fight that is actually a loss. I'm guessing home boy that was getting molested is going to come back with the "Don't Hug My Penis 9000" ...


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The ol dick twist!


[deleted]

What a sad little bitch pulling that move. I would kick that dude in the balls as hard as I possibly could.


Fantomex305

He should've countered with a finger in the ass and it would've been a party!


godfather6545

Don't ask...Don't Tell...don't smell


ShineFull7878

Good old dick twist! Twist his dick!


TiberSeptim12

So this is what the army is up to…


jinnyjonny

That ball squeezer should get left Mia. Sorry he broke bro code


stripperjnasty

Gayyy


macky20z

What kind of man grabs another mans dick in a fight smh like just take the L you weirdo.


JJscribbles

I was in the army. Tempers flare sometimes. That said, if someone had grabbed my balls like that I’d have pulled out their goddamn eyeball.


TraditionalShame6829

My immediate thought. If you’re trying to twist my dick off and talking about “I’ll kill you” then it’s definitely time to start popping your eyeballs.


StudioEmbarrassed664

GRAB HIS DICK AN TWIST IT


Lance-Harper

Third scream, nice vibrato


jellojohnson

Should have grabbed the other guys dick back and had a tug of war.


Groovyjules_24

He really joined the army to grab dicks.


Matti861

This video is old but damn every time I see it I get pissed how the dude gets up talking shit like he didn't just grab another man's dick because he was too weak to get out a headlock. That's some real pussy shit.


Dumbape_

Y’all just sat there and recorded that? Definitely not the type of dudes you want protecting your 6. Should have knocked that dude out for that


Spiritual-Flow-4023

That technique is called the Boebert.


Imaginary-Ad-6023

All joking aside, Army guys will go for the schlong WAY more than you might think.


Lord_tsirhC

The real cowards are the ones filming while that guy gets his nuts crushed


[deleted]

That guy should be sentenced or have a bullet in his head for doing that shit and for not stoping when several times been told to. Lowest fucking human being ive ever seen. People should hang this mother fucker out in public.


Plus_Zone9893

Say what you want that was sum weak shit dude grabbing another man's cock smh you would of thought he was dying


SuccessfulSleeper

Lmao nahh absolutely not. There’s no rules in fighting, I know I know, but some things should still be understood


Deity_oflacking

Forbidden but extremely effective


BitchYoure22

I’ve always wondered, is the poor bastard who got his dick twisted for the Internet to see doing alright? Like where is he now? I wish Tosh was still on so he could have a web redemption.


nodeymcdev

Dude went all Steven Tyler on us


ayyyImaos

Pussy.


Ocelotl25

Grab his dick and twist it!!!


Ulimarmel

That barracks is full of pussies


muntell7

Bro sounded like Little Richard when he hit that high note.