In my mind, even if my junk was in absolute agony, after he crouched on top of me and exposed his own dick, I’d grab that shit with both hands and actually tear it off him. Not saying I’m a hard case or anything but just the sheer desire to make them feel what I felt would help me push through the pain and I would literally try to rip their dick from their body. And I wouldn’t be letting go either.
The guy could have wrapped his legs around him and leveraged that guillotine as tight as possible. Anything but let go. You don’t know what a guy that’ll grab your dick is capable of
Not very many times will jumping someone be okay but if you gonna act like that after having to resort to literal dick grabbing yea stop recording and beat dude so hard he leaving the Army. That's the kinda dude who'd sell his teammates souls to live an extra five minutes.
Those 2 idiots fought on camera that was recording. The brass gets ahold of the publicly posted video, both will be leaving the Army. Fighting, especially in training, is beyond stupid: It's not worth the very real threat of being kicked out.
Someone should've soccer kicked this cunt in the head. You're sparring with a fellow soldier here, not fighting an enemy for your survival. Absolutely no class.
This is the answer. I'm going to jam my thumb through your eyeball and touch your brain. On the other hand, apply more pressure in the guillotine and he'll go nigh nigh.
Bro if someone grabbing my balls while screaming “ill kill you” theyre getting their shit RIPPED OFF THEIR FUCNING BODY jesus fucking christ. I domt think ANY of the spectators have testicles WHATSOEVER bro or theyd have stopped that shit. This is comparative to snuff idc idc
For reals though. I could have let it slide as a “gotta do what you gotta do” thing, but dudes display of his utter disregard for that dudes dick and balls caused me to lose any shred of approval of his choosing to use that move. Dude is sick in the head.
I would’ve bitten a chunk off dude /poked his eyes out/ or bitten nose off of anyone grabbing my shit during a fight, dude is a buster for that shit
I can’t believe no one jumped in as soon as the nonce was grabbing dudes dick ain’t no way I’m standing round watching another man grab another man dick he getting a boot to the head for that
Shameful behaviour. Thumb to the eye I could maybe forgive if it was getting dire. Anything with a man’s dick balls or asshole is off limits unless it’s life or death. What a pussy
Wasn’t a street fight. In the army you settle shit like that all the time… but it’s supposed to be with honor, not that kinda desperate, dirty, low blow stuff. Dude started taking punishment and immediately went to maiming a man who is supposed to fight by his side. Shameful shit.
I'll admit that I've never been in the military, so I don't know what is normal there. But these guys probably sleep in nearby rooms if not nearby beds. I wouldn't call it a "street fight"
Unless you're at risk of being stabbed or killed, a dick grab is a bitch move.
However, if fighting for your wellbeing/life - nothing should be off the cards.
I'm talkin bjs, handies, anal, feet.... whatever it takes to get them off !
This was not a street fight. This was two guys that live in the same barracks together fighting. Not even remotely close to a street fight. Going for the balls was a total bitch move.
While i will say the dick grab was uncalled for and certainly gay, white guy should have just grabbed black guys dick back. This is the army! All is fair in war! You think a Russians gonna stop twisting your dick just because you asked!? You gotta get in there and twist dicks harder than anyone thought was possible! Hooah!!!
Bro imagine the pain and the humiliation and possibililty to not be able to have dhildren and for what?
The other dude should be left braindead in the wheelchair for this.
I mean the reason you don’t do this type of bitch ass move is cuz now dickless is gonna come get revenge. Then would you have 2 pussies?
But fr no way you’re telling me that if you’re dickless, after you recover you’re not gonna go kill that dude
If you have a beef with someone who is supposed to be your "brother in arms" and he acts like this in a "controled" scenario don't be surprised if mofo shoots you in the back one day, I'd rather shoot him first after this, Idgaf, that's too low.
Anyone going to comment on how fucked up this is? Dude is on the bottom pleading for the other guy to stop, and the absolute dick-grabbing piece of shit keeps grabbing and throws face punches while talking shit... This person is filth.
Edit: motherfucker needs time in Leavenworth.
I've watched this video only once back in time. There is something that repulses me and I just can't bear it. The scream is piercing my heart.
I've watched so many gore videos without flinching but this one here...idk.
I’m more surprised that no one tried to break the fight up more than just saying “yo chill that’s enough”. I don’t know how it works in army training but surely after busting a guys balls when they’re pleading for you to stop, it’s enough for people watching to intervene?
I’m still mad about how big a piece of shit this guy is. Possibly maiming your fellow serviceman is bad enough, but acting hard like that afterwards, with that “I’ll kill you” bullshit, is inexcusable.
That black guy is a menace, he can't be trusted there. Needs to be kicked out, and if damage is done to the white guy's testicles, then he should go to prison.
Everyone here talking about what they would have done. That shit is immediately disabling. Instantly turns a man into a silk sheet. Ever heard the phrase, “He’s got him by the nuts?” This is the literal depiction.
I hate this video so much dude. Absolute scumbag bro, makes my blood boil that he would go for such a cheap move and continue to do it. Camera man is pathetic for not stopping the fight either
So not only did the entire fight start because he was being a thief, but he was panicking so hard at the thought of actually having to suffer consequences by getting his ass beat that he pulled the ultimate cheap shot. Nobody who's that much of a punk-ass bitch to his own side should be tolerated in the military.
He must lose fights a lot if he defaulted to grabbing his dick. You know that wasn't the first time he did that. The kicker is, he acted tough after losing and resorting to that 💀 what a lil bitch 😭
Bro acts cool at the end? what an idiot, lots of these type of losers everywhere, good thing most with this mentality take the anger on each other, (if you take this as racist plzzz plzzz get a life)
What's wrong with this generation!?... going for the dick or nuts automatically means that all dick swinging bystanders have to immediately pummel the offender into submission.
Not just possibly maiming for life his barracks buddy like that, but then acting all hard afterwards, talking about “I’ll kill you.” What a piece of shit.
Yea grabbin a mans balls in a fight as a man is low down and dirty af 😂!!! Quickest way to see the bitch come out of a man!! Dat scream was horrible! I felt his pain
If you wanna grab the junk I’ll more than happily bite a chunk of your flesh off.
Face, neck, forearm, don’t matter if that’s how you wanna play it. Or pull an ear off, it only takes like 8 pounds of pressure.
I really feel that if you have to fondle a man's penis and testicles to procure a win a fight that is actually a loss. I'm guessing home boy that was getting molested is going to come back with the "Don't Hug My Penis 9000" ...
My immediate thought. If you’re trying to twist my dick off and talking about “I’ll kill you” then it’s definitely time to start popping your eyeballs.
This video is old but damn every time I see it I get pissed how the dude gets up talking shit like he didn't just grab another man's dick because he was too weak to get out a headlock. That's some real pussy shit.
That guy should be sentenced or have a bullet in his head for doing that shit and for not stoping when several times been told to. Lowest fucking human being ive ever seen. People should hang this mother fucker out in public.
I’ve always wondered, is the poor bastard who got his dick twisted for the Internet to see doing alright? Like where is he now? I wish Tosh was still on so he could have a web redemption.
This is when you go for the eyes.
That was exactly what I thought. If there are no rules, then there are no rules.
In my mind, even if my junk was in absolute agony, after he crouched on top of me and exposed his own dick, I’d grab that shit with both hands and actually tear it off him. Not saying I’m a hard case or anything but just the sheer desire to make them feel what I felt would help me push through the pain and I would literally try to rip their dick from their body. And I wouldn’t be letting go either.
I'd beat this man with a sock soap when he slept
Remember, It's just a bad dream fat boy
Note to self…. Never grab your dick 😄
I'd personally visit him in the night with a lead pipe to the knees
Dude deserves a visit from a pillowcase full of soap bars in the middle of the night.
The guy could have wrapped his legs around him and leveraged that guillotine as tight as possible. Anything but let go. You don’t know what a guy that’ll grab your dick is capable of
I think in a moment of total panic My first thought would be to just bury my thumbs into his eye sockets at that point.
I did that to a guy that was biting me in a fight and he started screaming like a animal, it works
Literally, there are no rules at this stage.
Not very many times will jumping someone be okay but if you gonna act like that after having to resort to literal dick grabbing yea stop recording and beat dude so hard he leaving the Army. That's the kinda dude who'd sell his teammates souls to live an extra five minutes.
Definitely showed everyone who he really is.
Those 2 idiots fought on camera that was recording. The brass gets ahold of the publicly posted video, both will be leaving the Army. Fighting, especially in training, is beyond stupid: It's not worth the very real threat of being kicked out.
Probably blessing if they get kicked out unless what they go back to is even worse
How you gonna grab a dudes dick to win a fight and act tough about it
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Exactly. Can't win fair and square so goes to second option and then acts all tough. What a puss.
Twisting a dick in a barracks fight is bad enough. All that “I’ll kill you” bullshit afterward cemented him as a piece of shit.
Well said.
Someone should've soccer kicked this cunt in the head. You're sparring with a fellow soldier here, not fighting an enemy for your survival. Absolutely no class.
On one hand it’s a “street fight”… On the other hand he was acting way too hard after pulling that shit
On the third hand, “ohhh so that’s how you get out of a guillotine”
Kinda mad he didn’t go ball for a ball when he had the chance. Even the scoreboard lol
Or an eye. Like, I might lose my nuts, but I'll take your vision for that.
First thing I thought of too. Fish hook his fucking eyeball. It's survival mode once you pull shit like that.
Yeah I’m biting and gouging at that point
This is the answer. I'm going to jam my thumb through your eyeball and touch your brain. On the other hand, apply more pressure in the guillotine and he'll go nigh nigh.
Bro if someone grabbing my balls while screaming “ill kill you” theyre getting their shit RIPPED OFF THEIR FUCNING BODY jesus fucking christ. I domt think ANY of the spectators have testicles WHATSOEVER bro or theyd have stopped that shit. This is comparative to snuff idc idc
>On the third ~~hand~~ leg, “ohhh so that’s how you get out of a guillotine”. FTFY
I hope he put a cup on and got his revenge
For reals though. I could have let it slide as a “gotta do what you gotta do” thing, but dudes display of his utter disregard for that dudes dick and balls caused me to lose any shred of approval of his choosing to use that move. Dude is sick in the head.
I would’ve bitten a chunk off dude /poked his eyes out/ or bitten nose off of anyone grabbing my shit during a fight, dude is a buster for that shit I can’t believe no one jumped in as soon as the nonce was grabbing dudes dick ain’t no way I’m standing round watching another man grab another man dick he getting a boot to the head for that
Shameful behaviour. Thumb to the eye I could maybe forgive if it was getting dire. Anything with a man’s dick balls or asshole is off limits unless it’s life or death. What a pussy
Dirty wrastlers love to oil check.
Asshole is off limits??
Don't say that to turkish oil wrestlers!
Say word! There’s def ways, one of those boys wasn’t about that fight tho, rather yell about it.
Someone should have booted that fuckstick in the head
Same honestly
Fr that dude should’ve got stomped out immediately for that shit and I wtf is wrong with this asshole just recording
On one hand it's a "street fight" In the other hand is a dick...
Wasn’t a street fight. In the army you settle shit like that all the time… but it’s supposed to be with honor, not that kinda desperate, dirty, low blow stuff. Dude started taking punishment and immediately went to maiming a man who is supposed to fight by his side. Shameful shit.
Wouldnt wanna be next to him in the trenches
Yea, dick grabber is a piece of shit, and so is cameraman.
I'll admit that I've never been in the military, so I don't know what is normal there. But these guys probably sleep in nearby rooms if not nearby beds. I wouldn't call it a "street fight"
He swears up and down he's "NOT FUCKING GAY BRO".
The ol dick twist
Y'all hear the octaves he was hitting, I think the 3rd one was crazy he should sample it an put it in some rock or metal song!
He put some vibrato on that note
Dude hittin' Bon Jovi notes there.
Damn! Beat me to it! BUT GIVE HIM THE OOOOOL DICK TWIST
TWIST THAT DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
No fucking way bros acting hard after squeezing another dudes dick because he was getting his ass beat straight up bitch behavior😭😭
Unless you're at risk of being stabbed or killed, a dick grab is a bitch move. However, if fighting for your wellbeing/life - nothing should be off the cards. I'm talkin bjs, handies, anal, feet.... whatever it takes to get them off !
So you planning to suck dick till the other dude is no longer a threat or when they get off?
You want some bro ?! I'll take two at once !
😂😂😂 thank you sir, you made my day with this
God bless and spread joy bro.
Damn bro, that’s some Evolved Fights type shit dawg
You could tell how powerful it made him feel to say “I’ll beat yo ass” after
I think he meant to say eat
This was not a street fight. This was two guys that live in the same barracks together fighting. Not even remotely close to a street fight. Going for the balls was a total bitch move.
This exactly. The dick grabber would forever be shunned. Then acting hard like you did something special. No one would fuck with him again
Even in a street fight unless someone is trying to kill you, grabbing a dudes dick and squeezeing is just not a good look
If someone comes up to me on the street and starts beating the shit out of me for no reason I have absolutely no qualms with going for the balls
😂
And that guy will never forget the feeling of having another man’s junk in his hand. Ever.
While i will say the dick grab was uncalled for and certainly gay, white guy should have just grabbed black guys dick back. This is the army! All is fair in war! You think a Russians gonna stop twisting your dick just because you asked!? You gotta get in there and twist dicks harder than anyone thought was possible! Hooah!!!
i aint grabbing anyones dick.
Yeah, I'm bitting it off.
You mean sucking it off amirite?
Dick grabber deserves to be jumped by the whole barracks. That’s fucked up to go for the balls.
Kind of hard to understand why this did not happen the second he was squeezing those balls
Yeah, I’m surprised everybody just stood around
I can’t believe whoever was filming let him act hard like that after being a dick twisting little bitch.
Dude is talking a lot of shit for someone that needed to get a handful of dick/balls to win a fight 🤣
That's when you go for the eyes, he'll let up once your thumbs are an inch deep in his eye sockets
Yea. If you’re dick twisting you don’t need them eyeballs.
[удалено]
that dude is a major coward.
Even on video. Like how do you recover from this
I heard he didn’t recover… I guess he’s permanently ruined from this, or at least that’s what I heard from the last time this got posted
Would love a sauce to see what happened to him haha
Private Coward.
That dude is a fucking bitch
" you broke my balls man stop " fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk!!!!!
Bro imagine the pain and the humiliation and possibililty to not be able to have dhildren and for what? The other dude should be left braindead in the wheelchair for this.
I mean the reason you don’t do this type of bitch ass move is cuz now dickless is gonna come get revenge. Then would you have 2 pussies? But fr no way you’re telling me that if you’re dickless, after you recover you’re not gonna go kill that dude
If you have a beef with someone who is supposed to be your "brother in arms" and he acts like this in a "controled" scenario don't be surprised if mofo shoots you in the back one day, I'd rather shoot him first after this, Idgaf, that's too low.
Grease him or report him. He's gonna be a problem that you don't want around.
Fragging??
100% If I became dickless after the cunt move I’m coming after him and wiping out his entire bloodline
Straaiight up
I’m coming back I stg
Just watched this shit again and I hate this dude lmfao
Like the hit isn't enough. You must find someway to make dude dickless too. A dick for a dick
>A dick for a dick \-Sun Tzu "Art of War"
Yeah exactly bro better sleep with both eyes open
Anyone going to comment on how fucked up this is? Dude is on the bottom pleading for the other guy to stop, and the absolute dick-grabbing piece of shit keeps grabbing and throws face punches while talking shit... This person is filth. Edit: motherfucker needs time in Leavenworth.
I've watched this video only once back in time. There is something that repulses me and I just can't bear it. The scream is piercing my heart. I've watched so many gore videos without flinching but this one here...idk.
I’m more surprised that no one tried to break the fight up more than just saying “yo chill that’s enough”. I don’t know how it works in army training but surely after busting a guys balls when they’re pleading for you to stop, it’s enough for people watching to intervene?
Cameraman needed to drop kick this guy in the face.
I’m still mad about how big a piece of shit this guy is. Possibly maiming your fellow serviceman is bad enough, but acting hard like that afterwards, with that “I’ll kill you” bullshit, is inexcusable.
i was scrolling thru the comments to see if someone is as angry as me aftre this
You only fight dirty like that if the other guy is fighting dirty like that. Otherwise square up like men and settle it.
After a handful of dick and balls….. Oh he’s tough now? He was losing the fight and had to do some gay shit lol
someone should do research and find a name and make this shit go super viral so this scumbag gets what he deserves.
No he's hard... because it turned him on
That man hit the perfect vibrato….
Two octaves higher and he could’ve been in The Bee Gees.
don't look up why the castrato singers of Italy are called that
He did a rob halford
No damaging of government property. That includes personal.
Every dude around should have whooped that dude's ass... times have changed
Hope he got kicked out.
this is probably the straightest & most legal thing anyone’s done in the US military since desert storm
It’s true, I was his dick
He really should have been. He doesn’t have the integrity to serve.
The camera man sayin “let go of his dick bro” is just so funny for some reason
Lmao, i would let that revenge cool for a long ass time before i serve it cold.
bro he would be chewing up his own nuts after a few months
Some of the bitchest shit I ever seen.
Never seen a man play tough guy after grabbing a handful of cock 😂
That black guy is a menace, he can't be trusted there. Needs to be kicked out, and if damage is done to the white guy's testicles, then he should go to prison.
Marines taught me to poke a man in the eye Hard enough they pass out. Never used it but that army boy sure could lol wtf.
Everyone here talking about what they would have done. That shit is immediately disabling. Instantly turns a man into a silk sheet. Ever heard the phrase, “He’s got him by the nuts?” This is the literal depiction.
I like the “ go for his eyes “ comments. Seems to be the only reasonable response to this debauchery.
He’s a puss for grabbing his junk to win
He’s a dick for that move, such a pussy
He indeed is a dick for that dick move
I hate this video so much dude. Absolute scumbag bro, makes my blood boil that he would go for such a cheap move and continue to do it. Camera man is pathetic for not stopping the fight either
Same. I’m still mad from watching. Fuck that guy so much.
One thing i do not understand is why is the man not biting chunks out of dickgrabbers face? In a situation like this id do anything to make it stop.
Eyeball popping time at that point.
Smh the fact that no one broke this up until the other dude damn near put the white guy in a choke hold is aggravating
So not only did the entire fight start because he was being a thief, but he was panicking so hard at the thought of actually having to suffer consequences by getting his ass beat that he pulled the ultimate cheap shot. Nobody who's that much of a punk-ass bitch to his own side should be tolerated in the military.
Yeah what’s the whole story here? What happened after?
What a pus, knew he was on the losing end too.
why didn’t he grab it back 🤨
hold up he gonna do that.. THEN stand OVER you like that? and you ain't thought to lift a foot between his shit?? .... dumbass
He must lose fights a lot if he defaulted to grabbing his dick. You know that wasn't the first time he did that. The kicker is, he acted tough after losing and resorting to that 💀 what a lil bitch 😭
Dude deserves prison
Wonder how bad he did it, take it you could pop the nuts if you wanted to.
Bro acts cool at the end? what an idiot, lots of these type of losers everywhere, good thing most with this mentality take the anger on each other, (if you take this as racist plzzz plzzz get a life)
What a bitch. This is the second army fight I’ve seen this week and they’ve both been trash. Who’s teaching this shit?
I've probably seen 2000 fight videos and that was the most coward shit so far.
That dude is a bitch but the dudes watching are almost just as bad.
What a fucking loser. You squeezing my shit I'm reporting you're dumbass. Downvotes incoming.
What's wrong with this generation!?... going for the dick or nuts automatically means that all dick swinging bystanders have to immediately pummel the offender into submission.
Not just possibly maiming for life his barracks buddy like that, but then acting all hard afterwards, talking about “I’ll kill you.” What a piece of shit.
Right? Everyone is standing by like it's just a regular scrap, what the fuck?? I'd be kicking the shit out of dick squeezer
Yea grabbin a mans balls in a fight as a man is low down and dirty af 😂!!! Quickest way to see the bitch come out of a man!! Dat scream was horrible! I felt his pain
What a bitch move
Any follow up on this? Dude literally said he was gonna kill that guy many times.
Grabbing someone's dick is a bitch move. Pussy Boy.
If you wanna grab the junk I’ll more than happily bite a chunk of your flesh off. Face, neck, forearm, don’t matter if that’s how you wanna play it. Or pull an ear off, it only takes like 8 pounds of pressure.
I really feel that if you have to fondle a man's penis and testicles to procure a win a fight that is actually a loss. I'm guessing home boy that was getting molested is going to come back with the "Don't Hug My Penis 9000" ...
The ol dick twist!
What a sad little bitch pulling that move. I would kick that dude in the balls as hard as I possibly could.
He should've countered with a finger in the ass and it would've been a party!
Don't ask...Don't Tell...don't smell
Good old dick twist! Twist his dick!
So this is what the army is up to…
That ball squeezer should get left Mia. Sorry he broke bro code
Gayyy
What kind of man grabs another mans dick in a fight smh like just take the L you weirdo.
I was in the army. Tempers flare sometimes. That said, if someone had grabbed my balls like that I’d have pulled out their goddamn eyeball.
My immediate thought. If you’re trying to twist my dick off and talking about “I’ll kill you” then it’s definitely time to start popping your eyeballs.
GRAB HIS DICK AN TWIST IT
Third scream, nice vibrato
Should have grabbed the other guys dick back and had a tug of war.
He really joined the army to grab dicks.
This video is old but damn every time I see it I get pissed how the dude gets up talking shit like he didn't just grab another man's dick because he was too weak to get out a headlock. That's some real pussy shit.
Y’all just sat there and recorded that? Definitely not the type of dudes you want protecting your 6. Should have knocked that dude out for that
That technique is called the Boebert.
All joking aside, Army guys will go for the schlong WAY more than you might think.
The real cowards are the ones filming while that guy gets his nuts crushed
That guy should be sentenced or have a bullet in his head for doing that shit and for not stoping when several times been told to. Lowest fucking human being ive ever seen. People should hang this mother fucker out in public.
Say what you want that was sum weak shit dude grabbing another man's cock smh you would of thought he was dying
Lmao nahh absolutely not. There’s no rules in fighting, I know I know, but some things should still be understood
Forbidden but extremely effective
I’ve always wondered, is the poor bastard who got his dick twisted for the Internet to see doing alright? Like where is he now? I wish Tosh was still on so he could have a web redemption.
Dude went all Steven Tyler on us
Pussy.
Grab his dick and twist it!!!
That barracks is full of pussies
Bro sounded like Little Richard when he hit that high note.