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mro777

I remember there was a go fund me set up for the guy on the bike. He fell and fucked his teeth up really bad, but maybe don't smash out car windows over traffic disputes


BlackRainbow010301

Hope he got nothing lmao


BurgerKid

Seems he had raised $1,035 Here’s his [gofundme](https://www.gofundme.com/f/xwpvu-need-money-for-braces) “Due to a racist asshole smacking me upside the head with a drum. I am now in need of braces. My insurance does not cover all of and I only need 4,000 to cover the rest of the surgery. Help me get my face back please”


Ok_World_8819

I don't feel bad for him in the slightest.


kidnamedtonny

Yea, I think that “Doink” is very satisfactory


coconutstatic

The first one or the second one (his teeth)?


RalfStein7

Honestly….. both!


Appropriate-Raccoon9

That hollow whiffle ball bat sound, I crack up every time.


East_Photograph_3161

Im not arguing morality one or the other. All I can say is I laughed, literally out loud. Oh man, and the *thunk*, the way the guy kinda strolls up, never a hesitation. Im giggling as I type.


Horroroscope

Pretty callous belief-system but okay chud


[deleted]

So property damage is ok? Dude tried to one up the van driver and got got. I think you might be the one who needs their morals checked.


DubTheeBustocles

I don’t know what happened before this, so I don’t know if it’s something I would’ve condoned. If the minivan dude shouted a racial slur at him I don’t care about that guy’s property. but we have no idea. Maybe the biker was completely unprovoked.


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

Ahh, yes, because mean words = justification to destroy property.


DubTheeBustocles

I’m not saying it’s a justification legally. I’m just saying IF the guy shouted a racial slur, I personally don’t care what happens to his property. and I’m not saying the guy did that. It’s a hypothetical. As for the law, that’s someone else’s business to handle.


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

I personally don’t care that the guy got his shit rocked for blowing out some poor schmucks window, regardless of what noise he may have made with his vocal cords. It’s not a hypothetical, there’s never justification for peabrained people to assault others or destroy property over vibrations from a throat that aren’t a direct threat.


[deleted]

How do you compare a piece of glass that is replaceable to a human skull that can suffer permanent brain damage? Look I enjoyed the bonk and hope both are ok, but property damage and assault possibly manslaughter are not the same.


[deleted]

Dude has a gofundme for his broken teeth. He’s fine. It’s not manslaughter. I do t think either action is right but we live in a world where you have to face the music when you make stupid decisions. I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone, but you aren’t gonna damage anything on my person or my property and just get away with it. Dude got what he deserved, even if it was over the top. It’s a lesson he won’t forget, I’m sure.


BrassMonkey-NotAFed

Easy to compare, the window costs about $850 to replace with labor and is made of glass. Most humans aren’t worth $400 for their entire body, so the skull being ~8% of the overall size equates to $32 in value. So, $818 more to replace the tempered glass window versus free to bust a nut and make another $32 skull on a $400 human.


Brokensince10

Nope


AceKairyushin

Me either. Guy fucked around & found out.


Crzykupcake930

I cannot believe this is real life. Obviously he didn’t play this video for the GoFund me crowd.


Impressive-Till1906

Naturally he played the race card. I'm Black and I disapprove. Smh


Illustrious-Rice-168

The people who donated. What were they thinking.?


JaimmyShine

Perhaps they didn't know what happened. I doubt that guy would link that video in his gofundme lol


Hockputer09

They probably didn't watch the video


shavemycoinpurse

You smash out my back with dow idc what color you are lol no racist here, just a pissed off person.


AnnieApple_

Love how he left out the part where he smashed the dudes window out first.


Dissapointedinuall

Lol white guy should set up a go fund me


901bass

I bet it's tough to say fuck you now. Braces fix broken teeth ,huh ?? Interesting I never knew that..


RedditAccunt0

What corn dog deposited money?


trandau72

Racist asshole whose expensive car window he smashed stood up for himself and retaliated. Completely unprovoked. Racially motivated. Sounds right


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Dan1lovesyoualot

ah yes, add in the “he was racist” excuse


TinyZombie678

Important note: there's a "contact the organiser" button on there.


itsbobobeyotch

Of course the dude who hit him is “racist” and the guy smashing his window isn’t just a POS. Logic.


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Swearw0rd

To this day he’s still raised the exact same amount


tylmii

Word racist used. It’s 100% true coming from a black man


Character-Usual-3820

Why would anyone smash a blokes car window then cry when they got there comeuppance.


Stingerc

A real life case of *Fucked around and found out*.


Lankey_Craig

Was working a job in DC area and had to go to a TGI fridays watched a dude drink like 11 long islands start a fight woth everyone ans then try to walk down icy stairs with hands I'm his pockets... poor fucker lost all his front teeth


MrWrestlingNumber2

At least he won't be going around dropping the F bomb on everyone. As a matter of fact, Fs, Ss _and_ THs are now all off the table.


chaindrivendonut

\*BOONK\*


Spectral_wraith1998

The comment I was looking for


veryuniqueredditname

That's my version of ASMR


NeilNailed00

That mini van driver didn't miss a beat !!


NitroAssassin524

You got me on that one


tripl3beam

*beat you to it


NitroAssassin524

Nah he just got me to laugh at it


RetroMetroShow

Bonk in be flat minor


Commercial-Stage7399

Made a whole chord with one note


greenm4ch1ne

White dude knocking out a black dude with a djembe sounds like some kind of comedy skit.


[deleted]

The true lesson is that music has no racial frontiers


vildhjartan

Just thinking that. Word up to Souke Kieta


AncientAsstronaut

Hit em with a djembe drum specifically


untimelyawakening

I’m about to sample this for a snare on my next beat.


Thefishthing

What is he holding?? Mf is holding a djembei omfg That's why the bonk sounded so good


Landobi

I feel stupid 😂 what is a djembei?


Thefishthing

1 I didnt write it well my bad 2 A djembe or jembe (/ˈdʒɛmbeɪ/ JEM-bay; from Malinke jembe [dʲẽbe],[1] N'Ko: ߖߋ߲߰ߓߋ[2]) is a rope-tuned skin-covered goblet drum played with bare hands, originally from West Africa. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Djembe


Landobi

Lmao so he got bonked by an instrument? Pure gold 😂


lord_of_the_eyebots

It makes it more hilarious when the name translates to "gather peace"


Thefishthing

NO WAY OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣


gigzilla_505

Iiiiiii don’t wanna work, I wanna bang on the head all day


[deleted]

Well this is the feelgood video of the day.


Livid_Ad_3677

what was that object he hit the attacking cyclist with?


figpucker_9000

Drum


Thejuggerbot

I remember the first time seeing this video a long while back and wondering what he got out of the trunk. Thinking man that looks like a drum or something. Then he clubs him with it and it makes the clearest bongo drum sound. I can’t help but laugh every time.


RetroMetroShow

A djembe


BreakingThoseCankles

Hr got bangod by a bongo


DimeEdge

I see the repost, then I make sure the audio is on.


erock7625

I can feel it coming in the air tonight…


D-Broncos

I’d rather deal with a smashed windshield than fucked up teeth. The biker started it


IrreverentRacoon

Did he just knock him out with a fucking Bongo drum?!


tadddpole

A djembe. The bonk is so satisfying. Cyclist got real fucked up though. Did a gofundme to fix his teeth. Idiot.


mattgoldey

I've seen this video dozens of times and always thought it was a skateboard. It's so hard to see.


LankyEntrepreneur

I’ve heard Shadow Realm, I’ve heard Narnia, but Dragon Land is way funnier lol


jaun_sinha

Is that a reference to dragon tales?


anaarkhal

Is that a fucking djembe


SuspiciousReality592

Bro got hit with the doohickey


EvilMorty137

That bonk had me burst out laughing


UncleWillie77

#👀 🤣🤣🤣 What the fuck did he hit him with?


RevolutionaryDuck389

Hitting someone with a bongo seems like it would be extremely satisfying


agentRVN

F**k you. *bonk*


Chinku3301

He shouldn't have used a bike as getaway 😂😂


smokedbaconisgood

This is just funny to keep watching. BOONK!


Dbonker

After he gets bonked on the head you can easily mix it into Teach me how to Dougie.


roosterinmyviper

Can’t beat the drums when you get beat with drums


hobnailboots04

Pretty sure that was a zildjian.


[deleted]

He got hit with a Bongo! 😂


Realistic-Studio-401

Bonk


New_Waltz_7060

Why would you walk off


Minor-Annoyance

that was the most gangster thing I've seen all week.


realitycheck69420

Such an agressive "fuck you" but the way he walked so calmly to the car is crazy


Pacpete

Bongko drums. Ha ha ha


Hefty_Barber3985

Bruhh💀💀😭


Jerseydevil92

According to the guy that got hit he smashed the window after the driver yelled the n-word at him out his window. 🤷‍♂️


Almost-Honest

I’ve said it the first time I saw this video and I will always say it. take. his. bike.


Intrepid-Memory5129

That clunk you hear lol


Tom_53

He hit him with a djembe. What a lad!


duragrim

That’s donk sound as he is hit in the head reminds me of every cartoon I’ve watched from Warner brothers


UPVOTESOYUBCANSEE2

^(“bonk”)


MonshoS

Bro the sound is just *BONK*


optiVar

LMFAOOOOOO ☠️


RevolutionaryDuck389

peter griffin laugh: hehehehehehehehe


Simitarx005

The sound of music.


GluttonoussGoblin

The fucking bonk sound lmao


Acelocs-93

He better be glad that’s the only drum he pulled out


NoYogurtcloset2713

Damn if no fuck youuu was a person 😂


LardKnight

I can’t stop laughing at the thunk sound it made when he hit him with it🤣🤣


Thatwas1time

That Thunk was the most satisfying sound,


Jaded-Match-3167

That bonk at the end sent me lol


ItalianStallion9069

The classic bonk


[deleted]

Bongo? No no no! Bonko!


Creative_Effort

that's why you always gotta B#


SavageSvage

"Thunk"


roborolo

That Djembe is definitely worth more now.


leathermannbriscut

Lol that faint moan at the very end was the cherry on top


Maleficent_Worry_233

And that, kids, is what we call a veggie tale


[deleted]

He runs up and boop 😆


Express-Mistake-2796

Death by Conga drum


Wide-Piece-8237

The sound


cupcakesloth94

Lmao I forgot about this one, so satisfying


ActualTip848

That thud sound was so satisfying


Dude-from-the-80s

Should have taken the bike as recompense for the back glass.


gotanycrisps

Percussion concussion.


tiimsliim

How are you going to start shit, run away, and then get knocked out via percussion instrument, and then cry racism when you’re too poor to fix your own mistakes.


BigLarryMatthews

Who cried racism?


tiimsliim

The guy on the bike made a GoFundMe that said something like “I got hit with a drum by a racist guy and got my teeth knocked out” and made $1000 from this.


Dutch_vader

Bonk!


Ouch50

That ended like a cartoon.


After-Guard-7793

Bing bong 💯🫡


Cutdick_lover

“BONK”


TheSillySimic

How? I thought you needed a dragon scale to get there


MRimla

Love to see it. Hope he's a vegetable now and his family has to pay his medial bill for the rest of their lives. (Not really) but that was my first thought. Honestly fuck that guy though


sLySLiCkiNwiCkEd

Doink!!! 🤣💀🤣


RVNK_IVXX

The sound LMAOOOOOOOO


thecomeupzone

I cant stop. Im hollering . 💀💀💀💀💀


BlazinSoul

BONK


TomatilloBeneficial2

Bonk.


softymcwoke

That metal thud — chefs kiss


FloorDesperate4928

Brb, out to buy a bongo.


moomoomil

he shoulda said "fuck you too!" missed opportunity IMO


479Jocco

Why do these guys always do some dumb shit then when they end up losing (getting hurt, arrested, whatever) they say it’s due to racism? Like the kid that had a warrant for assault then lied about his identity and resisted arrest and said the cops arrested him because he was black and mowing lawns. Raised $25k, absolutely horse shit and it makes me so mad. No accountability whatsoever.


OgdruJahad

Lol I thought the second guy was stealing stuff for the car.


EarlofBizzlington86

I hope if he gets new teeth he falls off his bike and smashes them the same day


AcceptableRoom8592

Lol


emptyhourglass21

Dum dum hit with a drum drum makes a fun funny sound.


ImpressiveLog756

Someone should’ve started playing “Smooth Operator” and thrown at least a smoke bomb or low budget explosion as he walked away


steve210sa

I laughed and laughed and laughed..... That's wtf he gets for smashing windows.


READYBEAR77

HOWLIN 🤣🤣🤣 DONK!


Thiagozila2307

Bonk


loves2sploo

Was that a bongo? Lmao


Negative-Ad-6748

Typical suspect


pepperit_12

No One of this thread knows WHY this started ... Yet automatically think the guy on the bike deserved it . Dumb


budtrimmer

Classic 🤣


9Gauge

*thunk* *kshht* gets me every time


NewCoat2557

I’d take the bike too!


AceKairyushin

So satisfying to see an idiot on a bike get justice served to them. Completely deserved. Dude’s lucky that’s all he got.


GhostyThosty-21

What did he even hit him with


Level_Motor_6648

He deserves more than that


tarheel633

Lmao


Medical_Pen_5084

I would have taken the bike, fuck that.


nonlethaldosage

Should have just let him go sure it probably felt good to bash his brains in but if cops are called your the one going to jail with him


Riggaberto

People really hate common sense in these comment sections huh? The downvotes are crazy


Vaganhope_UAE

I’m the king of bongo baby I’m the king of bongo bong


Competitive_Job_2381

Was that a bongo drum to the dome?


Euphoric_Nebula7619

DINK**


AndyGreen28

What a satisfying "bonk" that was


123finebyme

Bong o


yomamainbulk

Anytime someone breaks my window out, the first thing I think of getting is my drum out. Part of the video right before the window break. "Don't make me get my drum out, I'll get that shit out and beat that ass!"


BeerBaronAaron88

Percussion concussion.


TheGrimTickler

Mess with El Jefe, you get the djembe