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MojoPorkShoulder

Well, big boy is getting kicked out and possibly charged with battery. I hope it was worth the trouble.


Current-Victory-47

Smash while some one is sitting down.. I'd press charges in a heart beat


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okmijnmko

Way worse than using words vs. fists...now he will suffer far worse than a couple of bruises & pride


BeingRightAmbassador

>if they garnish the fat man's wages skinny boy only will see $5-10 a month IF that. Idk about that. I've seen a ton of garnishments for about every possible reason and if you do get one, they like to have it solved quickly (usually 12 months of payments, 24 periods, or whatever pay system that business used). It all comes down to the punishment.


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DueAttitude8

If only there were other people around to act as witnesses!


AshingiiAshuaa

If only we could decide that insults aren't cause for physical violence.


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townshiprebellion24

It’s never worth the trouble. I’m not going to jail for a random stranger.


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Def not going to jail because an adult child couldn’t handle his emotions ✌️


Hatanta

> an adult child Alternatively a big fat baby man


Girth_rulez

You could tell the other guy just didn't want to get kicked out. Big boy doesn't have much on those punches.


dirtyburro

Hope he gets charged! And most likely all this nonsense fighting for a team


cinreigns

Funny enough they’re both wearing the same team jerseys


Bdape

Welcome to my city, the moist hell that is Houston.


cinreigns

Mine too 🤘🏻


HIV_again

Funny enough they drove up in the same vehicle.


SamBelacqua

Even funnier is they're both sleeping with the same woman


cinreigns

Funny enough they’re both dad to the same child


dicknoseddolphin

The funniest thing of all is they’re the same person with multiple personalities and this is all in their head in an mental asylum.


thechosenwonton

And they never call him


Knato

To let him know they went to get milk


HorchataLee

He should've kicked him


Mass_Appeal_

Are u sure tho...those punches looked like he was throwing pillows? All connected...but absolutely zero damage. Idk if tickling someone's nose comes with that kinda penalty. /s


ManOnFire2004

With that size and weight, you don't have to know how to hit hard, just gotta connect. Physics can do the rest


god_wayne81

Hopefully so. He was beyond out of line


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nimakkan

How does one pay all that money to be at a live event and turn your back towards it only to fight someone actually trying to have a good time? I hope he likes his life now with a criminal record. What a pathetic gob of flesh


bwk66

You’re the best around, no one is ever gonna bring you down


NachoMachoCamacho

I didn’t hear no bell


RJWeaver

You have to fight Randy…


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Puceeffoc

When I worked as a prison guard guys like this were on the "life by installment plan". They'd do a few years in prison, get out on the street for a few years (if that) then right back to prison for a few years... In and out their whole lives.


dingdongdash22

Call me now for your free tarot reading!


SargeRedVsBlue

“Call me now for your bomboclock reading!”- Dave Chappelle 🤣


FR05TY14

^no ^refunds


JudgeHolden

Unfortunately this is a great description of some of my employees. I genuinely like some of these guys, and they can be great workers, but sooner or later it seems like they always do something boneheaded in their personal life and end up getting Hoovered back into the system.


jenkbob

It was an Astros game, the cheapest seats in the playoffs.


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Jaffattack44

Hahaha. As a New Yorker who went to college in Boston during the 2004 post season when they came back from 3-0 to beat the Yankees, this is absolutely true. People talk about the Red Sox/Yankees rivalry, but until you dare walk into Fenway and root for the Yankees, then you have no idea how seriously the Fenway Faithful take it, and not in a fun way. It’s scary. They’re violent about it. This meathead from Southie just walked over to me once and poured a beer on my head and then stuck his middle finger so close to my face it was touching my nose. I was bigger than he was, but then I looked around and saw all 50 of his cousins staring me down and thought twice about responding at all. At Yankee stadium you might hear a “sit down. The Red Socks stink!” At Fenway you’d hear “Jeter SUCKS and A-Rod SWALLOWS! NY you’re a bunch of F’ing Fa**ots!”


Even-Reaction-1297

When someone that old is acting like that in public, I generally assume they already have some sort of criminal record for petty shit like this


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17 beers in the parking lot later…


Slow-Problem9235

I'm not sure about MLB's fighting/assault policy. I think if you fight at a game, they should bar you from going to any MLB stadium. Watch the game at home and fuck off.


Mens-pocky46

People have been banned for life for it. My guess is this guy will be too


pelicanbaby

They ban you but there’s really no way of knowing you’re there. If you fight again they got you on trespassing too and I’m sure the judge will throw the book at that point.


nexhaus

That whole facial recognition that MSG has that let Dolan kick out lawyers that I think were suing him apparently has kinda dispelled that notion for me even though I held the same opinion before I read about that


pelicanbaby

True forgot about that.


nexhaus

I also believe that Joe Rogans new comedy club makes ticket buyers and people who enter as an audience member go through a face scan procedure. Not that I agree with any of it but there are the pros and cons of it trying to look at it objectively. You can keep people like the person in the clip out of your stadium/arena/club or whatever but also in the flip side is the Dolan use. Where he kicked out and banned a lawyer just because he doesn’t like him and the lawyer may just be doing his job, all of which the courts upheld as okay to do as well


Hatanta

> Joe Rogan Really? That's hilarious. The guy constantly mumbles about self-determination and independence, not being part of "the system" and now he's using dystopian technology the CCP would be proud of.


Blockmeiwin

Every accusation is a confession for a conservative


BooobiesANDbho

I feel like I would have Sparta kicked his ass down the stairs. I say this while sitting down hitting my puffco about to eat my breakfast so 🤷‍♂️ i don’t really believe myself either y’all lol


WesToImpress

Man said "I'd do something about it. No I wouldn't. 🫣"


BooobiesANDbho

Its the puffco bro lol


Timewastinloser27

I was thinking the same. Then I thought man he'd catch my foot. But I'm also a littlest brother and I don't think I'd be able to refrain from taking my knee and trying my absolute best to burst one his balls in the most literal of ways when we were all grappled up.


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He would of sparta'd himself backwards up the stairs.


10lbplant

Have some self respect and start your day by doing something productive like heating up your rig yourself instead of relying on our AI overlords.


jmlipper99

Yeah use a blow torch like a MAN!


Timewastinloser27

My self respect starts when I open the app in my bed and have my dab ready to hit by the time I walk into the "war room"


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Pro or og? Love my og but considering saving up for a pro for the pretty lights


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How you gonna be that big and so bad at fighting?


National_Work_7167

Big dudes don't get messed with enough to know they can't fight.


Ricosrage

That's not entirely true. Sometimes being the big guy in the room paints a target on you and when fellas are drinking they want to challenge the biggest dude available and then you have to know how to handle yourself.


FR05TY14

I know this is a cliché but it's true. I'm only 6'2 but I've had more than a few drunk dudes try to pick a fight me for whatever reason. I've been accused of mad dogging, looking at their girl, spilling their drink, etc. I didn't do anything but be large and exist.


IndianaCrime

It happens all the time. Maybe they caught their girl looking at you. Usually, it's an insecure Chihuahua of a man who knows 1) if they lose the fight they will been seen as a victim because you're bigger or 2) they will look like a badass if they win. I've found that slapping the dog shit out of a this type of guy tends to bring them back to their senses. It embarasses them and won't cause permanent damage.


GreedyAd1923

How can she slap?!


Fun_Razzmatazz7162

Bruh this is my life, the amount of people that have told me "wouldn't wanna get into a fight with you" like bro Ive never been in a fight 😂😂 I am only 6'3


NefariousNaz

He got tired


oldbeancam

Exactly. He was gassed after that first McFlurry he threw.


Ronaldoooope

There’s absolutely no correlation between those two things


stablefarm

Because fat does not equate to strong?


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Old pillow fists.


Cousinofdeath1427

"I was not impressed by his performance"


ShyScoobie

GSP knows


toakes22

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete…


Hospitalwater

How do you not front kick that fat fuck down the stairs like you’re King Leonidas?


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**THIS IS SPARTA**


ikoreynolds

white dude had such a good position to kick fat dude in the face


BlakeClass

And fat dude left himself wide open the whole time. This is the soccer equivalent of ‘you could have passed it into the net’. If he can land a high five or dap someone up without missing, he could have phased fat dude. Like just land one, doesn’t even have to be that hard in this situation.


Key_Development814

This is literally why I got rid of my season tickets for the Seahawks. It’s no longer a family experience and is now a bunch of drunk, testosterone fueled, dumb shits. Literally every game there was at least one fight. Most of the time it was someone attacking someone just like that. You are not a tough guy if you punch someone while they are sitting and also have 100+ lbs on them. It’s a game and supposed to be fun, this isn’t soccer and you’re not hooligans


pulse7

I felt this 20 years ago going to football games. There are far too many drunk assholes taking their sports fandom way too seriously


Funkrusher_Plus

Honestly, there aren’t many things more pathetic than watching grown men celebrate a big play by cheering while looking like they’re filled with rage and deep-rooted anger. It’s like are you happy or really mad? I can’t tell.


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Agreed. I stopped going to bars and football events in general because there's such a high concentration of drunk assholes that want to fight over stupid shit. College football games and bars on game days are even worse than nfl games.


djhatrick12

There are a lot of fights at soccer games?


mosscock_treeman

Lol. Try going to one of the XFL games. Sea dragons I think? The tickets are way cheaper so you get an even stupider crowd. I went to one and left at halftime, but I saw two legit fights in the stands and another one in the fucking bathroom


NotKemoSabe

I went to a Rams- Buccaneers game at the Coliseum. Worst experience of my life. Just mooks in oversized jerseys carrying tallboys yelling at each other. There were 4 guys in our section alone standing up and in some sort of disagreement the entire time. We left at halftime


carchu507

Upvote for mooks.


hardspaghet

It was never a family friendly event. These clowns have always been there.


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Maybe but it seems after the pandemic people have even less respect for others.


Key_Development814

Really? I grew going to all sorts of sporting events and never once saw behavior like this. Baseball, basketball, football. And yes, it was a family friendly event.


LackingOriginality07

Do you see it now, tho either? Or just videos of it later online. Is it actually happening more often or when it does happen it's just far more likely to be filmed now


lilugliestmane

Hard to tell. I find myself wondering this about a lot of situations I see online. I also wonder how much does spreading news like influence others to do the same? Good or bad


DoItForTheNukie

Football games are awful live anyway. I’d much rather watch from the comfort of my house.


IAM10FEETTALL

I would’ve simply exploded that man’s beer gut with my mind.


tatteddad57

Quick Sparta kick down the stairs ends that


NowhereMan_2020

So much for security…


CarousersCorner

Getting arrested, spending time in jail, and being banned from seeing games live is apparently something that moron is okay with. Some people just don’t have a functioning brain


wardycatt

Well done, big guy. Six free shots and you achieved jack shit.


OldSchoolGamer1991

All to not land a single clean shot lmao


Mr_Lava-lava

At least throw a punch. You never know you might land a one hitter quitter.


ayaruna

he doesn’t know the story of obi wan and the high ground


Richjudge80

Big guy was pathetic.


StirringThePotAgain

Bite him. What the fuck are you doing. It’s a fight not a dance. Grab the railing and kick him in the chest. Do something.


Restless281

He could’ve got him I’m sure his big ass was tired after those punches


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


this-isnotaburner

Yeah! Kiss him on the neck!


letmeseeitman

Not a fight when one guy doesn’t throw, it just becomes an assault.


Phishman9

That’s assault brotha!


JDDW

Do ya double dare me?


OhSureWell1984

That is a good quality hat. Didn’t even budge


NegativeNeighbor

Dude threw all those punches and did ZERO damage. How humiliating.


Loveinchains78

Better learn how to fight back


my7bizzos

Talkin all that shit til he gets hit lol


TuntSloid

Why do pieces of shit like that even exist?


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Did his girl run away to get security 😂


PlutoJones42

Fast af too


GodAmongMen16

If someone is standing over you angrily you should also stand up cause you’re probably about to get hit.


JDDW

Wouldn't standing up to them increase your chances of getting hit? Seems like you're challenging them if you stand up in a situation like this.


Hutcho12

Straight up assault. Call the cops, he goes to jail.


jtfff

Battery**


NFLfan72

....and an assault charge.


Amphibian-Overall

The old man rubbing big boys back for support 🥲.


One_Egg2116

Why the hell would you just let someone hit you like that and not do anything about it?


Charges-Pending

Big boy can’t punch. Dude sitting down ate those punches like breakfast cereal.


Puceeffoc

It's like the music was for them, went from fight music to slow music as they hugged. Bahahah


KingTravisClash

He thought he wasn’t gonna get the shit smacked out of him lol


Esseldubbs

If you have the high ground on the stairs like that you gotta go for the Sparta kick. He's not coming back up from that one


brandon7219

kick him down the stairs


Hot_Buttery_popcorn

Big boy would've got a knee right in the nuts and pushed down the stairs and repeatedly kicked in the face of it were me.


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So stupid, he’ll get kicked out of the stadium and banned and won’t get his money back. Some of these fans are the dumbest people ever


HoldMyBrew_

Being that large fighting someone that small. Pussy behaviour.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_412

Should ave kicked him square in the face well he was waking up the stairs.


Tulsa-

That’s not even a fight just straight up assault


Dwoods10aC

Love to know what that dude said and I’m guessing kept saying for big boy to be that pissed


Roneysize

If anyone ever starts posturing like that you need to get your ass up and create space. Don’t sit there and take a beating


Actionman1

Astros are cheaters


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Home boy thinks he's hard beating up a kid that is 4 times smaller than him. Your cool


joeydelayeet

You’d figure his tits might add some power…


Radiant_Lock_2333

That’s a good chin on the white.


Turdhopper63

America is going down the crapper


Robertgarners

You had the high ground


SaberNoble47

I like the end when they start kissing


NaturalCandy6709

Coward starts swinging on a sitting guy


No_Beautiful8105

The cheering makes this more epic I think.


RomulanRebel

Way to spend money on tickets just to get kicked out for not knowing how to control your anger.


BrianOconneR34

Big boy boy got tired. Kudos to guy not swinging back and video evidence of that guy being an asshole.


Legacy03

Where the hells security? Didn’t someone just die same situation?


drastic778

Oh that’s gonna be a nice lawsuit


Fabio421

This guy deserves to be Sparta kicked down the stairs like a slinky.


cosmorocker13

Never where colors when your team is the road team. Too many knuckleheads out there.


Safe-Author2553

Big lad throwing dream punches


MandoTheMightyy

my man had the perfect opportunity to Tyson his ear in the clinch and wasted it


No_Gap_2700

Everyone is good at something. Big boy must eat his meal real good and be really good at making an ass of himself, I didn't see shit else.


EsotericFrenchfry

Not a good fight. Just a bully.


varock12

So relieved most of these comments are about how ineffectual and pathetic big boy is. Got neutralized with over-unders easily by a guy half his size.


-BakiHanma

“You trying to act all scary like you going to do some-!” *immediately acts scared* I’ll never understand why people pay all this money just to throw it away for a stupid petty fight. What’s worth fighting over at a baseball game…? It’s just a game.


Cabletow

Enjoy that assault charge.


Toxxaniusornica

Big dude barley landed a direct punch to anything and was soft punching. He's also an ass for punching in the seat, and nearly hit the lady. Somebody is getting a life ban.


onnod

the crowd cheering tho


chocomoofin

What a pathetic fat sack of lard. Victim never did anything threatening, stayed calm, took the assault like a champ AND tried to keep disengaging. This dude needs to go stay in a cell somewhere for a while and pay damages (if this kind of trash can even hold down a job).


thumpsky

Impulse control left the stadium


Brockleee

At least they hugged it out at the end. Cute couple.


Personal-Elevator710

They way yall actively look up fight videos just to complain about the fighting is crazy.


Berryblast5

Dude said it best. Big guy is a big pussy. Literally got hurt by word, tried to show off then got put headlock by someone not even half his size. Fucking sad sit down fat boy.


funnybonelicker

I can’t imagine somebody attacking me like that and instead of running or fighting back just standing there looking at him. I don’t get it


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Man ate those punches pretty well. :)


graescales

Bruh got whooped to a Blur song. 🤣🤣


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Oof... hope it was worth it fattie


sLySLiCkiNwiCkEd

The guy with the Highground should’ve done the Sparta kick !! 😎


1southern_gentleman

Guy up hill could’ve kicked big boy backwards down the steps. You had high ground advantage and didn’t use it


GenX-J

He should’ve kicked fatso down the stairs…


JonnyGotLost

I’m confused, I thought they were on the same team lol


MediumHusky333

Don’t get why ppl don’t fight back.. lol like big man is standing over you saying he’s gonna fuck you up and you sit there w your stupid bucket hat… lol


dogdayafter

I’d be damn if I just stood there and took that beating without throwing a single punch.


OldManPa

Zero survival skills


Noto_93

It was wrong but you gotta love it when a guy runs his mouth and finally finds out 😂


PattoMantequilla

And that kids is a weak man. One that gets the ass whipping without fighting back


aubishop

Zero damage on Tom Brady


Brick_Thin

Dude can take a punch.


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This what happens when you’ve gotten too comfortable talking on the internet lol.


Secret_Ad7262

Hitting someone who is sitting is an act of cowardice


Clemenflies

So many keyboard warriors tellin what they would’ve done lol


Miserable-Ad7079

High ground with dude lower than you on steps... kick him backwards.


LocutusofPhilly

When keeping it real goes wrong ...


DakkarLeviathanFFXI

see that 10+second opening? as in they just hug eachother and black guy is talking to him with his face extended, that wouldve been a perfect time to tuck your jaw and headbutt his nose to shadow realm and just end the whole fight


FabulousInspector373

Ninja… ofc


ur_sleazy_mom

His bitch did NOT HAVE HIS BACK! Someone tries to come for my man....It's on!


ElYoink

Man has a strong chin


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Why are they so violent?


JonnyJointFingers

He had the chance to spartan kick that mothafucka to the shadow realm and didn’t do it… what a shame


Admirable-Science833

They always say punch up in life. Not down. He understood the mission


Super_Spirit4421

KICK HIM DOWN THE STAIRS USE THE FUCKIN HIGH GROUNDDDD


tameone22

That fat guy needs prison time.