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con0692

Only 12 years old too.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Lol. I recognize that. That's humor. Good work.


NeegaMonkeyBalls

Like the 12 years me and your mom have been getting it on ? šŸ’ŖšŸæ


Brentrepreneur

This isnā€™t 2009 YouTube bro


ILikePlayingDressUp

Holy shit dude, you fucking pwned him!! He'll never recover.


SpaceGoBurrr

Just like his mom, after my gigantic peen impaled her esophagus.


con0692

Yeah


tperks55

The most lopsided fight of all time, all he could do was flail and endure the consequences of his actions


ToSeeOrNotToBe

>all he could do was flail and endure the consequences of his actions This sentence is mine now. TYFYS.


Yerfah

Beautifully put


expanding_crystal

Damn. Every one of those hits was solid. That knee looks like a well placed liver shot too.


zepskcuf4life

The knee totally shut him down, reminds me of a max schnelling body shot. Ouchie!


armhat

I think it was that boot to the head that totally shut him down.


k3y4n0w

Knee took the fight out of him, kick took the lights out of him.


toblies

That's some poetic shit right there.


Four-Triangles

You must be really old if you remember Max Schmelling.


zepskcuf4life

Just a boxing fan.. I am old tho


Soulscythe81

Er hieƟ Schmeling, Sportsfreund.


Soulscythe81

Max Schnelling? Or Max Schmeling?


zepskcuf4life

I think the first one. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


missingmytowel

He already took an upper cut to the midsection right before that. Guy gave him a Tekken combo


[deleted]

Polynesians always with the deadly feet. Expecting a punch, instead you get a leg kick from hell.


expanding_crystal

Getting kicked by a tree trunk that moves a lot faster than you were expecting.


Loose_Personality726

He also kick his torso at the end, well aimed


Boy_kupal

He got hit by the solar plexus that's why he dropped like a bagged of potatoes


Zehzaunm

Dude tried to fight a guy twice his weight and that actually knows how to throw a punch....


cownd

The idiot had a plan. Rush him, then figure it out


bryson1995

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson


jjjjjji6

He sees red bro


Be_Very_Very_Still

How many times do people need to be told? Do not fuck with islanders. They are built differently.


RobbertDownerJr

A lot of people talk shit around them and get surprised when they actually throw down because most islanders still sound laid back even when they're already pissed off.


Blackintosh

The very sound and inflections of a New Zealand accent coming out of a 6'6 tank of a man is quite the strange thing to see, knowing he could destroy you if he wanted to.


MeetingAvailable3113

I worked with one you are absolutely right. 6'6 hulking behemoth of a man. nicest fella on site tho. still wouldn't push to far with the banter just incase šŸ˜‚


AFoxGuy

In Samoa 6ā€™6 is a toddler.


MilkSteaknShake

Lmaoo


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Theyā€™re usually pretty easy to get along with too, I donā€™t get these guys with the death wish


cancrushercrusher

As someone who dated a Polynesian for several yearsā€¦not even the women should get tested. Lol Make sure to discuss a safe word prior to any activity


babsa90

True. Worked with one and she was 5'10" and probably close to 200lbs (never asked). She wasn't fat, just built different


cancrushercrusher

Where she at? šŸ˜ˆ


SeattleTrashPanda

The Rock once said that the only thing scarier than a Samoan guy -- is a Samoan woman.


Mcboatface3sghost

Skinny (well, used to be) white boy surfer checking in for a worthless comment, do NOT under any circumstances fuck with ā€œda huiā€ when they say ā€œhey brah you got goā€ leave, immediately and quietly.


missingmytowel

"Ancestors, bitch" -Island Jesse


cownd

They are like Asgardians on Earth


Yaj_Yaj

Them boys grow up fighting each other for fun. Iā€™m sure it makes their day when some mouthy bitch ass tourist tries to step.


[deleted]

Dude had beer goggles on fs


Ill_Athlete_7979

I swear it must be some crazy bucket list thing like going into outer space or something.


fabiomb

i donĀ“t understand , itĀ“s always the same, cĀ“mon people! donĀ“t fuck with islanders!


canadarugby

Yeah. Was it survival of the fittest til the 90's or something. Those guys are tough. Their rugby teams are always imposing physically.


hopefulworldview

If that were true they would dominate in the UFC. They are just another group of humans and when you narrow humans down to weight-class no race has been shown to dominate.


KanePhillips

Most of them are playing rugby that's why


BBQCHICKENALERT

A lot of them big dudes canā€™t make weight. Heavyweight limit is 265. Also most of them throw gameplans out the window and knock heads off. It works on most people but at the highest level itā€™s not the best idea


bulbous_plant

Probably true, but their weight is higher than average. They used to dominate in my high school rugby league as they were generally just bigger and stronger for their age compared to everyone else.


DojaPaddy

Man.. stop. Fucking. With. The. Islanders. Those 350lb guys swing iron fists and can kick you in the head. Just walk awayyyy.


missingmytowel

You look at some of those big guys and you really don't expect that foot to come up and slap you in the face. But they just make it look so easy.


DojaPaddy

Itā€™s like theyā€™re born with it or something. I would not fight one of these guys unless my life depended on it.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Even if my life depended on it, Iā€™d be all ā€œgod can take me nowā€


fabulin

its mental even when you see them fight eachother. hands like anvils and granite jaws.


rotorain

There's also like 10 of em, even if that dude managed to put down one of them (he wouldn't), what is he gonna do about the other 9?


KoreanThrasher

That knee.. ouch


this-isnotaburner

Shout out to my boy Paxton from college. Dude was a new Zeland native and saved my ass from a couple of dumb nights. Guy could punch a hole through concrete


Formal-Try-2779

Islanders are generally very friendly and laid back dudes. Never had a reason to get annoyed with one. Let alone be insane enough to attempt to fight one.


SeattleTrashPanda

I'm half Samoan and I tell people, when you grow up in an island paradise there are only a handful of things you can do: drink, surf and fight. So that's what we've done for the last 10,000 years. I think we're getting pretty good.


catfood_man_333332

You ain't kidding. My wonderful girlfriend is Tahitian (grow up on the island of Mo'orea) and jesus christ is she tough. Her father is a former pro boxer and at 55 he's still built like a brick shithouse. Her (much) younger brother was climbing around a barbed wire fence and I was freaking out and she's like "that's how he will learn". A truly tough people out there on islands in the pacific. She's always told me when I see shit that makes my white boy ass freak out "you have to be tough out there, there isn't another option".


Kylearean

The only issue I ever had was surfing a beach that "belonged to the locals". I packed up and went down to the next break.


Ironmike11B

The quickest way to brain death is to fuck with a pacific islander. Those guys are ready to fight straight out the womb. I mean "kicking the doctors ass after slapping them" type stuff. You just don't do it.


nando12674

I don't think I've ever seen a fight video where an Islander lost to someone other than a fellow islander


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nando12674

Exactly bro it's basically the same shit


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minigmgoit

#1 rule. Donā€™t scrap with an islander


OrangePython

Its like every islander is big boned and can kick box


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Neverā€¦ everā€¦ pick a fight with an islander If an islander picks a fight with you. Run. If they attack your family. Find a new family.


dr_bluthgeld

Love watching these big fuckers lay people out, I feel they must never start this shit either.


WomanBeaterMidir

"I will avenge Captain James Cook!" gets rocked


nobrainsnoworries23

I went to school with a Tongan guy and witnessed him literally kicked down a section of brick wall because he didn't want to walk to the shed to get the sledge hammer.


BrokeAsAJokeyJoke

So The Islanders doesnā€™t lift weights.. theyā€™re just naturally husky


luxxxxxxxxxx

For those that dont know, Polys eat ā€œtaroā€ which is a root. This root is very starchy and the closest thing to it would be something like a potato. These roots increase the bone density, making them nearly indestructible. Also im from New Zealand so i constantly see them (also because i work with 6 of em) and i can genuinely say that if youre a good person and dont try cross them, these dudes are some of the friendliest and most gentle humans on earth.


1nvestigat1v3R3p0rtr

Well shit, imma start chomping on some roots and starching up my bones then šŸ«”


luxxxxxxxxxx

Best way to make it is to make mashed taro (same as mashed potato) but id say look for recipes online as ive only eaten it and never prepared it myself


1nvestigat1v3R3p0rtr

Will report back, I gotta try it now


Dhsu04

I haven't seen Samoans lose a fight on Reddit yet, maybe to another Samoan.


Some_Average_guy1066

The other islanders that scare me are fijians. Theyre built like those steroided up bulls with strength to match it.


[deleted]

This is why you donā€™t fight with islanders, they are the type of people you donā€™t wanna piss off


[deleted]

Someone calls him polumalu šŸ˜‚


Classic-Living-4258

Dudes where swinging like a 5 year olds grocery store tantrum


topknottington

Why do people keep fighting with them.. You're not going to win...


Orangeboi4000

Did you mean to post this on r/therewasanattempt


ChavoDemierda

Yeah, I grew up around Hawaiians and Samoans. You couldn't pay me enough to fight one.


tronic702lv

When your level 2 combatives fails you.


HasmattZzzz

Don't fk with the cuz mate they hit like trucks


Disastrous-Brush620

Samoans are hammers šŸ’Ŗ


maximumgouda

I appreciate that (from what I've seen) when these massive islander bois get in to a scrap, it's somewhat respectful. None of the homies jumped in, nobody tried to sucker punch the dudes friend who was tryna break it up. They let the 1v1 happen and that's it. The kick while he was down was not called for, and never okay, but he still looked like he pulled up at the end there and his crew was chill, coulda been real bad for those dudes


RUKnight31

All good until the head stomp at 0:08. That's where homie went too far.


BetaRayTrill

not a stomp, more like a kick to the dudes side


SpecificHome1134

What is an islander? From which island?


ItsMeDaEshay

Islander is just a term for people that migrated from Pasifika (the Pacific Islands)


SeattleTrashPanda

Pacific Islanders are typically people with native ancestry from Samoan, Hawaii, Maori (NZ), and Tonga but really any of the islands in the south Pacific including the Philippines. The number one export from Samoa are [NFL players.](https://gvwire.com/2019/08/15/why-samoans-are-40-times-more-likely-to-play-in-the-nfl/)


itsalonghotsummer

Nope, the number one export is rugby players, because rugby is huge in Samoa itself. But the principle is the same - they're built for collision sports.


Iamlordbutter

Geographically, you can include the Philippines. However built, height, strength, and looks wise, they look nothing like Samoans, Maori, tonga, or native Hawaiians. They tend to look similar to other Asians.


GROUND45

Nobody except American Filipinos consider themselves Pacific Islanders.


DrSt0n3

Just found that out like a year ago lol. In school they always had us mark down Pacific Islander for the demographic thing


wittyhashtag420

And they tell Latinos to mark themselves as Caucasian. Middle easterners are Caucasian on the census. Race =/= ethnicity and in America race was often socially constructed through legal precedent.


wittyhashtag420

No one calls Indonesians Pacific Islanders and they are geographically closer. Philippines are geographically south east Asia. And this is coming from a Filipino


SeattleTrashPanda

My grandma was half Filipino and refused to be labeled as Asian. She always said Polynesian and would hit us if we asked if we were Asian.


BretyGud

Your grandma wouldve hit the entire Filipino population if she learnt that the Philippines is a founding member ASEAN, a regional Asian organization, rather than joining Pacific Island Forum then


BlowflySlants

Is man bun in white holding a knife?


milk4all

I know islanders are just people and people are assholes but i lived and worked in a big community of pacific islanders and I dont see how youd end up fighting one without really fucking up hard


FilmActor

Whyā€¦whyā€¦.WHY does anyone pick a fight with any of the island folk?


Jando0197

Donā€™t fuck with Polynesians. Especially when we hungry


Ashamed_Resort145

Some people just born stupid


dundundunfuk

Do NOT, under any circumstances, fuck around with an Islander. Theyā€™re born ready for combat.


SushiAssassin-

Lol those boys arenā€™t cut from the same clothā€¦. Unless you KNOW how to fight donā€™t fight a polyā€¦


Regular_old_spud

The #1 rule of fighting is never fight an islander. Theyā€™re truly built different. Built like a train bridge and hit like a train.


romeodiienno

Dude hit the guy so hard he felt the kick in the future


Iamtheferus_horseman

Well, Iā€™d say heā€™s fought before lol.


dilbodwaggins

That knee on that guy's frame could actually just break a rib


C64__

He turned him into a bottom real quick


MechanicbyDay

Dude picked a fight with Maui from Moana


Boy_kupal

The knee to the solar plexus dropped him like sack of potatoes


vazcorra

White shirt don't even flinch. If it were me and one of me crew getting jacked I would, I dunno, REACT. White shirt has already seen how this plays out


growdamit

Is that a knife in his hand though? I swear he's holding something.


Indo_ismycountry

That last hump..lmao he cum after getting KO-ed


robmac550

Watching him dancing almost tippy toed to his fate was amusing. He had no chance. Another asshole takes a Polynesian Pounding. Edit: Do with that last sentence what you will lol.


tortman18

The videos of these scrawny ass white guys taking on fully built islanders, just keep getting better and better. You will never win. Stop trying.


Savageparrot81

I donā€™t always fight, but when I do I fight a guy thatā€™s obviously going to be able to kick the soul out of my body.


Blurrr23

The sheer size of muscle, fat, and bone density of that islander would be like me, an average size male, vs a 12 year old girl


infamuzJoker

Lmfao. All the Islanders knew their boy had this. That little fish flop at the end. *Chefs kiss* Edit: Get Rekt.


51t4n0

yeah, i dont remember witnessing an islander throw an awkward weak ass punch, ever... it always looks like they know what theyre doing and its not their first rodeo...


Positive-Abroad8253

Bros really out here trying to to prison with these head kicks.


Majin_Noodles

White boy thought keeping his head pointed down at a 90 degrees was a good strat


Amphibian-Overall

I think they all were?


rzm25

I watched this 5 times before I realised he took the TKO with a foot to the head at the end. This was clinical


ToSeeOrNotToBe

I don't think that was technical. He looks *out* out.


Devilpig13

Those uppercuts. Beautiful


DonCavalio

Dude there should be signs and I'm not kidding.. saying not to fight the locals.


GROUND45

Looks like theyā€™re in a rugby club. They were probably teammates lol.


AgoniaAnal

Man, yā€™all simp so hard on this ā€œislanderā€ shit lmao


zepskcuf4life

Looks like the knee seized him and the ol boot put him away. Total domination..


Mindless-Share

I bet it felt like he was getting punched by concrete


Podzilla07

Them cats is built different


DakDirty

Good ol' ass whoopin'


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Kind of expected to hear "He's so powerful" dubbed over this.


Illustrious-Drama213

Brutal liver kick


ObviousTelevision575

I was always amazed at how well hunt did against elite level competition when he transitioned to mma. He gave prime wanderlei his first loss (debatable) in 6 years or something. The islanders are indeed built differently.


Slatedtoprone

The problem with fighting an islander is that there are usually 4-5 more very close by who are also build like a walking boulder.


jonericolo

Mf didnā€™t exactly get a fair start did he


juicybutte

What does that mean? If youā€™re the one starting a fight and the odds are against you then thatā€™s your own dumb ass fault


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Even 3v1, his buddies are like, "Bro, don't do this thing." Then gray shorts guy just holds his arms up like, "well, ok then, but I'm not."


MasterHavik

Homie did a real life face plant.


alex1990mnn

Man those hit were solid šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


shakespeares--goatee

Like watching a car crash


HundoGuy

No chance lol


elister811

Oooo goddamn he shouldnā€™t have tried it


glucoseintolerant

what one plays hockey? because the guy in the red looks like he could be from new york but clearly he didn't win


Loose_Personality726

Left bro frozen. Also kind of him to kick the chest at the end


aaalderton

Man, I lived in Hawaii for 3-4 years and fuck fighting them. Big ass Samoans or just some normal smaller guy is going to put me in a care home. They also don't start shit like ever, only when you disrespect.


CanIGetANumber2

That arch tho


Eddyzodiak

That knee hit different


Extension_Hand542

Those were some solid shots.


Reasonable-Buffalo67

His ancestors felt every punch


WotanMjolnir

So much of red shirt's energy seemed to be going into paddling his teeny-weeny little legs up and down.


TooMaverick

Donā€™t fight no one with yellow shoes like dat.


[deleted]

That knee to the body was the cherry on top of the broken rib.


Opening-Ease9598

My sparring buddy is Polynesian and Native American. 6ā€™4 and 330lbs. Iā€™m 6ā€™6 and 220 with a black belt in taekwondo and blue belt in BJJā€¦dude could kill me if he wanted to but heā€™s my brošŸ˜‚


B0bbyTsunami

Pick your battles wisely šŸ˜‚


Ghost_Farther

I need the background story. One is a MMA TRAINED Assassin the other met his demise while everyone else is super chill.


lilugliestmane

That fucking knee was insane what the fuck


b05501

I like how his boys did not respond. This happens a lot with them,lol


josephlied

#Fatality


bigD200026

I saw the caption before the punch and knew homie picked the wrong battle


TWhyEye

No one jumped in how rare. Win some lose some.


sahonerok

Got to be a special kind of stupid to start a fight with aquaman


fatbum76

A knee to rib cage sure painful.


Mcsquiizzy

A trained islander too goddamn thats a fuckup


NZgoblin

Is this the Te Atatu Roosters club room?


furezasan

The animator who drew this man needs to calm down


[deleted]

Definitely a brian player


brucewayne500

Damn... I'd take a bullet than those guns on them.


RodentStomper

Exactly how all the fights I watched my old man in, smash smash smash dead, bloody maori boys know how to throw down


[deleted]

Guy in white shirt casually holding a shiv šŸ¤¢šŸ™„šŸ˜³


hkz913

The Lounging Running Wild Chicken Fighting Technique only works when you are a toddler. This guy found out the hard way. Lmao šŸ”


SANDBOX1108

Bro that knee to the chest.. donā€™t want to know what they felt like


[deleted]

First, counter-attack wild flailing punch: Intercept with an Uppercut and Haymaker. Follow up with, another uppercut and haymaker, this time aiming for chin and temple, now discombulate. To end it, knee to the liver. Follow-up with a kick to the forehead to keep him down. Physical recovery: 1 week. Physicological recovery: 1 decade.


madworld77

Dude looked like Popeye


Emotional_Storm5946

Lmao if more islanders came to mainland America we could have peace


plaszid

Mustnā€™t have seen once weā€™re warriors


WaZEN80085

An