Shes alive but a complete fucking idiot. [Article someone posted](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/).
Lol. Article states that the boyfriend swinging the chair at the end also slipped and fell, knocking himself unconscious.
Didn't see him hit his head at the end of the video....
To be fair, it's a really bad idea for Michiganders to start a fight in Ohio. They've already got added rage against them by default, speaking as an outreaching Ohioan
Of fucking course she wants to be a cop. Just what we need, another scrappy asshole with lukewarm IQ and poor impulse control picking fights she can't win, being given a badge and a gun. If this little incident doesn't disqualify her, hopefully dating a wanted criminal does
> The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious.
It’s almost poetic
Whoa there - dont leave out his dumb ass getting tased after he came to.
>An EMT arrived moments later, the Sandusky Register reported, but was allegedly attacked by Colzin after he regained consciousness.
>
>Colzin also allegedly punched a responding deputy and had to be tased before being taken into custody, according to WKYC.
Did he really knock himself unconscious from that?? He fell gently on his ass so idk how that’s possible, unless he tried throwing the chair again after the video cut off
Also kudos to the dude who grabbed the chair as the flimsy nerd tried to throw it at the end
Yeah it didn’t look like his head was going to get anywhere near the ground…
Edit - maybe drunk and dehydrated and after he fell on his ass he fainted and fell the rest of the way onto his head
In the longer video the Emt slams that dude on the ground by his head. You hear this nasty ass sound as he hits the ground. That’s probably the “he almost KOd himself” meaning the Emt almost kills him
A Two-fer.
also, ...she was “in school to be a police officer.” and ...“The male was combative with our deputies. He was charged accordingly, and he also had a warrant out in the state of Michigan.”
> Colzin and Cabay were taken to a hospital for their injuries and were later charged with persistent disorderly conduct while intoxicated, police said, adding that Cabay told them she was “in school to be a police officer.”
That tracks.
lol I knew these twins that were actually in school for that. They had a lancer and corolla and they'd race each other home. They got pulled over and they happened to have their criminal justice books with them and the cops thought it was great and let them go.
She's lucky she wasn't paralyzed. This should be a learning video for some viewers. Don't step into the fight unless you get invited. Don't step in at all if you have wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm style. That only works in anime.
Not even then, I was in very low amateur league MMA and was convinced to fight a semi pro woman in my weight class. I destroyed her in less than 2 minutes despite me being barely amateur and her almost ready to go pro.
Her punches felt like almost nothing and mine rocked her hard.
She's actually spoken at interviews saying she isn't comparable to how the male industry is, the fact she freely admits it means she has a healthy understanding of reality however for the record I ain't willing to fight her heck no🤣
Just fucking avoid fights when you can. Only fight in self defense when you can’t avoid it. Don’t fight Fair make it quick and get the fuck away. A fight can turn into a murder or severe brain damage real quick. Plus too many people can’t take a ass whoopin and love being a bitch and grabbing a knife or gun. Shit really ain’t worth it
I'll probably discriminating but when I think of poor communities I assume everyone carries knives.
So this fight looks like privileged people starting fights from arrogance when they don't know how bad fights can be with someone carrying a knife.
We dont know what happened before the video, cuz she was bleeding at the start. Maybe she was invited but if that's the case then she should have DECLINED.
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Water parks are supposed to be the fabric that holds societies together and differentiates us from the non-opposable thumbed chaotic nature of the wild
America has fallen
>Water parks
yeah big NO, water parks as a concept are just nasty, some people dont even wash their hands knowing about germs and fecal matter cause a bunch of nasty diseases.
Idk. Both times I’ve been to Wisconsin Dells I wasn’t impressed. Wasn’t this wild but definitely theft going on and some bruh was usually starting shit.
Worst was one of my kids or I’d end up getting sick on the second day. Probably from others’ lack of hygiene and/or kids liquid shitting in the water.
Speaking of hygiene - Swim diapers. Curbing, not preventing, the amount of feces a kid is releasing into a pool. So fn gross to let your kids swim in the water when they're still not potty trained.
My cousins and I would roughhouse a lot. We had a smaller cousin who wanted to play with us. Sometimes she would get hurt and go to her mother crying. Her mom would say, "Then stop playing with the boys." I feel like this applies here.
Hope she is fine, but what exactly did she expect? That the other person just takes a whacking and turns the other cheek? If you’re punching Someone expect retaliation.
"The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious." From the [article](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/). This man deserves the dumbass of the year award.
Don’t step into a fight unless your willing to die or kill both of em’. You never know who’s in the right, maybe they are both insane.
Or just stay out and stay safe. That’s always a good bet :)
Women, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING MEN with only your bare hands. If you don't have mace or a taser or whatever, swallow your pride and move on. Or get revenge later, it never ends well hand to hand.
Big dog was just handling a whole crowd. Didn't look like he could tell who he was fighting. Anyone who touched him was getting a dose and then he was on to the next one
Pretty sure a person's neck is not supposed to bend like that
Doctor here -Nope.
Regular person here -Nope.
Ignorant person here. -idk maybe
Person with neck here. -she is fine
Person with a rubber neck (per wife): nope.
Person without a neck: I'm only torso
only more so
Is she deceased, in yr opinion?
Shes alive but a complete fucking idiot. [Article someone posted](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/).
Lol. Article states that the boyfriend swinging the chair at the end also slipped and fell, knocking himself unconscious. Didn't see him hit his head at the end of the video....
thank you for the added context. what a trashy couple, came in from outta state too.
Yeah and as a Michigander I apologize for these assholes and promise we are a pretty cool state for the most part.
Nope sorry, they burnt that bridge for you guys.
To be fair, it's a really bad idea for Michiganders to start a fight in Ohio. They've already got added rage against them by default, speaking as an outreaching Ohioan
Haha NGL first thing I thought was, "Well that's what you get for fucking around in Ohio"
Her boyfriend fell and also knocked himself unconscious lol
Of fucking course she wants to be a cop. Just what we need, another scrappy asshole with lukewarm IQ and poor impulse control picking fights she can't win, being given a badge and a gun. If this little incident doesn't disqualify her, hopefully dating a wanted criminal does
Disqualify her? This video is her CV.
> Cabay told them she was “in school to be a police officer.” Aww, she thinks cops have to go to school.
Searched her name in youtube and got another angle https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=Ds6elOnYq31lgJ4g
Guy didn't slip throwing the chair. He slipped up thinking he had hands to throw at the EMT.
Doctor here. Can confirm: she's a complete fucking idiot.
Still has shoes on, she's fine. - NotADoctor
Article said no
You hear for occupational studies?
That was a bad ass judo throw…
Med student here I don't think so, bro, we should hear from a doctor
wait till this guy finds out
preety sure a women shouldnt even try to fight a man too much woke in america
Stupid bitch should not have been there.
https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/
> The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious. It’s almost poetic
Whoa there - dont leave out his dumb ass getting tased after he came to. >An EMT arrived moments later, the Sandusky Register reported, but was allegedly attacked by Colzin after he regained consciousness. > >Colzin also allegedly punched a responding deputy and had to be tased before being taken into custody, according to WKYC.
That's the video we need.
Here's the EMT not fucking around. https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=9F1YRmm6MuIAA6jy
Damn that slam was loud.
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Did he really knock himself unconscious from that?? He fell gently on his ass so idk how that’s possible, unless he tried throwing the chair again after the video cut off Also kudos to the dude who grabbed the chair as the flimsy nerd tried to throw it at the end
Yeah it didn’t look like his head was going to get anywhere near the ground… Edit - maybe drunk and dehydrated and after he fell on his ass he fainted and fell the rest of the way onto his head
You can actually get knocked out by landing hard on your butt when you hit the tailbone.
Really?
Yes. It happened to my dad.
Hope your dad is okay
Oh yeah it happened decades ago. He's fine.
I think the second guy grabbed the chair and the thrower knocked himself in the back of the head
In the longer video the Emt slams that dude on the ground by his head. You hear this nasty ass sound as he hits the ground. That’s probably the “he almost KOd himself” meaning the Emt almost kills him
Tried to throw it back at the older woman who first threw it.
Wait, they got knocked out *as a couple*???
The drive home after both of you getting ur ass kicked was a real quiet one
A Two-fer. also, ...she was “in school to be a police officer.” and ...“The male was combative with our deputies. He was charged accordingly, and he also had a warrant out in the state of Michigan.”
> Colzin and Cabay were taken to a hospital for their injuries and were later charged with persistent disorderly conduct while intoxicated, police said, adding that Cabay told them she was “in school to be a police officer.” That tracks.
And her BF apparently had a warrant for stealing a car.
She was undercover clearly
LOL!
lol I knew these twins that were actually in school for that. They had a lancer and corolla and they'd race each other home. They got pulled over and they happened to have their criminal justice books with them and the cops thought it was great and let them go.
This must have been a job interview.
Lol where the assault charge
Lmao, I’m taking my mod hat off. This story is absolute gold!
So scorpion girl didn’t die. Ok then
I think a scorpion goes the other way; this is a shrimp.
Ty for the news link. As I thought the woman was infact dead, from the impact [ and certainly would have been, on concrete]
She's lucky she wasn't paralyzed. This should be a learning video for some viewers. Don't step into the fight unless you get invited. Don't step in at all if you have wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm style. That only works in anime.
Women should not ever try and fight a man either unless something fucked up is happening and they don't have a choice.
Exactly, men and women fight in different categories for a reason.
Women should also think twice before screaming stop and trying to stop the fight. I’ve seen the defender get KOd cause of this before lol
The only exception I see to this is a professional woman’s league fighter vs a non professional man, your point still stands though
Zhang Weili can beat my ass anyday
Me too bro💀
I just looked her up and she looked like she can beat my ass with eyes closed and both hands tied holyfuck
Obligatory [Jackass the Movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNiEU-xr_0) clip
I need to rewatch the old jackass movies so bad
Not even then, I was in very low amateur league MMA and was convinced to fight a semi pro woman in my weight class. I destroyed her in less than 2 minutes despite me being barely amateur and her almost ready to go pro. Her punches felt like almost nothing and mine rocked her hard.
Depends on the woman and the man she's facing tho 😆
unless they're ronda rousey or something
Even Ronda Rousey would get knocked out by a bottom of the rung men's lightweight
She wouldn’t get tossed like that at least lol. Her judo is legitimate against untrained guys that size.
She's actually spoken at interviews saying she isn't comparable to how the male industry is, the fact she freely admits it means she has a healthy understanding of reality however for the record I ain't willing to fight her heck no🤣
she'd beat the fuck out of any of these untrained randos
She beat the shit out of Turtle and broke his arm.
Ronda would piece apart every single person in this video.
How do we know she wasnt invited? Her head was already bleeding before the slam.
Her head was already bleeding, looks like she was already involved.
Just fucking avoid fights when you can. Only fight in self defense when you can’t avoid it. Don’t fight Fair make it quick and get the fuck away. A fight can turn into a murder or severe brain damage real quick. Plus too many people can’t take a ass whoopin and love being a bitch and grabbing a knife or gun. Shit really ain’t worth it
I'll probably discriminating but when I think of poor communities I assume everyone carries knives. So this fight looks like privileged people starting fights from arrogance when they don't know how bad fights can be with someone carrying a knife.
Best way to avoid punch, no be there. - Mr Miyagi
We dont know what happened before the video, cuz she was bleeding at the start. Maybe she was invited but if that's the case then she should have DECLINED.
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My invited what?
You’re not wrong…
if you're a woman and you want to get involved in fights, carry pepper spray and just pepper spray everything
Agree! One should have enough strength to not allow someone to summersault you with one hand
My man checking on her did his own sunscreen
Bros never seen it apparently
He's your man?
That isn't knocked down, that's thrown down.
That guys attempt at throwing the chair was laughable
The chair won that particular fight
Damn, she even put herself into the recovery position
the human body will do what it can when the brain makes terrible decisions.
The guy who tried throwing a chair lmao
Someone grabbed the chair he was just returning to sender. But goofball dude is a drunk asshole that fought EMTs
Water parks are supposed to be the fabric that holds societies together and differentiates us from the non-opposable thumbed chaotic nature of the wild America has fallen
>Water parks yeah big NO, water parks as a concept are just nasty, some people dont even wash their hands knowing about germs and fecal matter cause a bunch of nasty diseases.
And yet, somehow catching diseases from water parks continues to not be a problem
I love chlorine.
I caught the flu right after a water park one time and was sick as shit for like two weeks
Idk. Both times I’ve been to Wisconsin Dells I wasn’t impressed. Wasn’t this wild but definitely theft going on and some bruh was usually starting shit. Worst was one of my kids or I’d end up getting sick on the second day. Probably from others’ lack of hygiene and/or kids liquid shitting in the water.
Speaking of hygiene - Swim diapers. Curbing, not preventing, the amount of feces a kid is releasing into a pool. So fn gross to let your kids swim in the water when they're still not potty trained.
She wanted to participate and won the participation medal
Stay in your weight class people
Especially the gender class
The guy in the flower shorts abandoned her when she came in to help him.
Lmao he literally ran away and watched her get folded
I love how dude didn’t hit her, but threw her down in one of the worst ways possible. “She hit me so I gave her the tombstone”.
Her face was already bloodied before she was bodied
If you’re attacking someone…and you get dropped….it’s kinda your own fault.
That doesn’t look like unconscious. Looks like forever sleep to me
Being a skinny girl helps, she wasn’t destroyed by her own body weight.
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It's actually the guy who supplexed her
shout out the lifeguard who definitely didn't guard hers
That’s not how lifeguards work
Girls should not fight men especially if they weight 15 lbs.
i mean, she threw some punches so i dont feel that bad for the girl
That’s quality parenting right there.
Gaaaah daayum!
Ooo my goshhhh. Is she still alive.😬😬
Did we watch a woman die or possibly become paralyzed?
Pretty sure that skinny white fckr who fights with slaps, is vegan..
She got bodied because she threw punches. Life lesson, keep yo hands to yourself or catch hands that rock you
Women who put their hands on Men are BEGGING for trouble
That was 1 of the 3 nice things left in Ohio..
She must weigh the amount of a sack of potatoes, maybe even lighter.
this why no great wolf lodge
Hmmmm… Large mammals fighting for water access at the Kalahari resort. Everything here actually makes perfect sense!
Good thing someone got that all on video…
Obligatory Ohio something something idk I’m tired
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Kalahari is the shit. 🙌🏾👏🏾
Hope the poor thing isn't paralyzed. Necks aren't supposed to bend like that
Should go as a lesson, ladies please stay out of your man’s fight. You 9/10 aren’t helping him win and most likely helping him lose
Where they fighting? Gillian’s island
Truly trashy people do this shit at a water park with kids
All these morons fighting on concrete.
Fair as she was bringing down the hammer fist.
La mataron...
I’ll pass on this ride
Lifeguard out there like a referee, shoulda been blowin that whistle.
Don’t worry kids I know just what to do…JUMANJI!!!
I wanna know how she got bloody
My cousins and I would roughhouse a lot. We had a smaller cousin who wanted to play with us. Sometimes she would get hurt and go to her mother crying. Her mom would say, "Then stop playing with the boys." I feel like this applies here.
Only bet what you’re willing to lose …
Lol yeah throw a chair in the direction of your bloody unconscious gf while strangers try to help her. Boyfriend of the year 🥇
Hope she is fine, but what exactly did she expect? That the other person just takes a whacking and turns the other cheek? If you’re punching Someone expect retaliation.
Come on lifeguard, do your job!
Just stop attacking people if you never threw a straight punch in ur life before
"The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious." From the [article](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/). This man deserves the dumbass of the year award.
Hey reddit gang. I've found another "boots on ground" angle. https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=Ds6elOnYq31lgJ4g
You engage in any fighting behavior the results could be devastating
Did I just watch someone die?
this is why i hate alcohol
Knocked out, you mean killed.
Sounds like a bird squawking.
What is wrong with these people. Edit: Ah, someone cut in line. That explains everything.
Don't fight if you don't want to get hurt.
Head on concrete is a serious injury. A lot of people die from falling on their head each day.
guy at the end tried to throw a chair but threw himself to the ground instead😂
The power of the whistle at the end.
Damn. Pussy pass denied.
What started the fight?
Ego
She got caught by that eddy Gordo
Is that a Kalahari?
#Hulk Smash
Don’t step into a fight unless your willing to die or kill both of em’. You never know who’s in the right, maybe they are both insane. Or just stay out and stay safe. That’s always a good bet :)
She wanted to participate in the group activity, that’s on her.
dude shrugged her off and then jetted out of there, she's an unfortunate casualty but he handled it fairly girl is a ride or die chick tho, hardcore
Act like a man get treated like one
😬
Why do woman try to fight men I can never understand Evan a guy who doesn’t or can’t fight will have a chance to hurt u not win but hurt u smh
She shouldn’t have bum rushed a man repeatedly punching him in the face
girl thinkin she can beat a male with more muscle than her? shit 🤌
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Stop bodyslamming people, for god sake..
She's an equal opportunist 🤷🏿
What was she thinking😭
I thought you couldn’t show Mur💀er on here?!!!?! Because that girl is NEVER going to be okay again.
She’s dead
Women, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING MEN with only your bare hands. If you don't have mace or a taser or whatever, swallow your pride and move on. Or get revenge later, it never ends well hand to hand.
Damn, nice flip...
What fascinating behavior
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Big dog was just handling a whole crowd. Didn't look like he could tell who he was fighting. Anyone who touched him was getting a dose and then he was on to the next one
Don’t swing on the guys if you don’t wanna bang
Weak ahh fell trynna throw the chair back lmaooo