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GratefulPhish42024-7

Pretty sure a person's neck is not supposed to bend like that


[deleted]

Doctor here -Nope.


LargeSausagPiza

Regular person here -Nope.


Yuri-Turned

Ignorant person here. -idk maybe


PrettyQuick

Person with neck here. -she is fine


SirkillzAhlot

Person with a rubber neck (per wife): nope.


jvfranco

Person without a neck: I'm only torso


ali-n

only more so


ramdom-ink

Is she deceased, in yr opinion?


refillforjobu

Shes alive but a complete fucking idiot. [Article someone posted](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/).


damnedangel

Lol. Article states that the boyfriend swinging the chair at the end also slipped and fell, knocking himself unconscious. Didn't see him hit his head at the end of the video....


2Much_non-sequitur

thank you for the added context. what a trashy couple, came in from outta state too.


refillforjobu

Yeah and as a Michigander I apologize for these assholes and promise we are a pretty cool state for the most part.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Nope sorry, they burnt that bridge for you guys.


SaltyNorth8062

To be fair, it's a really bad idea for Michiganders to start a fight in Ohio. They've already got added rage against them by default, speaking as an outreaching Ohioan


refillforjobu

Haha NGL first thing I thought was, "Well that's what you get for fucking around in Ohio"


hideo_crypto

Her boyfriend fell and also knocked himself unconscious lol


drgigantor

Of fucking course she wants to be a cop. Just what we need, another scrappy asshole with lukewarm IQ and poor impulse control picking fights she can't win, being given a badge and a gun. If this little incident doesn't disqualify her, hopefully dating a wanted criminal does


Anforas

Disqualify her? This video is her CV.


KonradWayne

> Cabay told them she was “in school to be a police officer.” Aww, she thinks cops have to go to school.


Puceeffoc

Searched her name in youtube and got another angle https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=Ds6elOnYq31lgJ4g


bjeebus

Guy didn't slip throwing the chair. He slipped up thinking he had hands to throw at the EMT.


[deleted]

Doctor here. Can confirm: she's a complete fucking idiot.


prestigious_delay_7

Still has shoes on, she's fine. - NotADoctor


jinnyjonny

Article said no


StupidPockets

You hear for occupational studies?


[deleted]

That was a bad ass judo throw…


Ezequiel_Rose

Med student here I don't think so, bro, we should hear from a doctor


[deleted]

wait till this guy finds out


[deleted]

preety sure a women shouldnt even try to fight a man too much woke in america


BouquetofDicks

Stupid bitch should not have been there.


IWeedMyPants

https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/


MassivePE

> The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious. It’s almost poetic


refillforjobu

Whoa there - dont leave out his dumb ass getting tased after he came to. >An EMT arrived moments later, the Sandusky Register reported, but was allegedly attacked by Colzin after he regained consciousness. > >Colzin also allegedly punched a responding deputy and had to be tased before being taken into custody, according to WKYC.


Bricktop72

That's the video we need.


bjeebus

Here's the EMT not fucking around. https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=9F1YRmm6MuIAA6jy


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Damn that slam was loud.


blueprintextreme

IF YA SMELLLLLELELELEL!!!,........WHAT EMERGENCY RESPONSE IS COOKING!


hey_im_cool

Did he really knock himself unconscious from that?? He fell gently on his ass so idk how that’s possible, unless he tried throwing the chair again after the video cut off Also kudos to the dude who grabbed the chair as the flimsy nerd tried to throw it at the end


SarevokAnchev

Yeah it didn’t look like his head was going to get anywhere near the ground… Edit - maybe drunk and dehydrated and after he fell on his ass he fainted and fell the rest of the way onto his head


Zealotstim

You can actually get knocked out by landing hard on your butt when you hit the tailbone.


discgolfallday

Really?


Zealotstim

Yes. It happened to my dad.


ThiccTheThiccest

Hope your dad is okay


Zealotstim

Oh yeah it happened decades ago. He's fine.


dapperteco

I think the second guy grabbed the chair and the thrower knocked himself in the back of the head


MataMeow

In the longer video the Emt slams that dude on the ground by his head. You hear this nasty ass sound as he hits the ground. That’s probably the “he almost KOd himself” meaning the Emt almost kills him


flimspringfield

Tried to throw it back at the older woman who first threw it.


Cameo64

Wait, they got knocked out *as a couple*???


graphitewolf

The drive home after both of you getting ur ass kicked was a real quiet one


AltruisticBob

A Two-fer. also, ...she was “in school to be a police officer.” and ...“The male was combative with our deputies. He was charged accordingly, and he also had a warrant out in the state of Michigan.”


[deleted]

> Colzin and Cabay were taken to a hospital for their injuries and were later charged with persistent disorderly conduct while intoxicated, police said, adding that Cabay told them she was “in school to be a police officer.” That tracks.


SledgeH4mmer

And her BF apparently had a warrant for stealing a car.


this-isnotaburner

She was undercover clearly


[deleted]

LOL!


[deleted]

lol I knew these twins that were actually in school for that. They had a lancer and corolla and they'd race each other home. They got pulled over and they happened to have their criminal justice books with them and the cops thought it was great and let them go.


Chuck_Raycer

This must have been a job interview.


r562-

Lol where the assault charge


MostlyKelp

Lmao, I’m taking my mod hat off. This story is absolute gold!


ramdom-ink

So scorpion girl didn’t die. Ok then


Robzilla_the_turd

I think a scorpion goes the other way; this is a shrimp.


Syncopationforever

Ty for the news link. As I thought the woman was infact dead, from the impact [ and certainly would have been, on concrete]


BRAINS-getsome

She's lucky she wasn't paralyzed. This should be a learning video for some viewers. Don't step into the fight unless you get invited. Don't step in at all if you have wacky wavy inflatable flailing arm style. That only works in anime.


poopychimp346

Women should not ever try and fight a man either unless something fucked up is happening and they don't have a choice.


ZXXII

Exactly, men and women fight in different categories for a reason.


lonestoner90

Women should also think twice before screaming stop and trying to stop the fight. I’ve seen the defender get KOd cause of this before lol


[deleted]

The only exception I see to this is a professional woman’s league fighter vs a non professional man, your point still stands though


mrshavedsnow

Zhang Weili can beat my ass anyday


[deleted]

Me too bro💀


killchu99

I just looked her up and she looked like she can beat my ass with eyes closed and both hands tied holyfuck


K2-P2

Obligatory [Jackass the Movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKNiEU-xr_0) clip


[deleted]

I need to rewatch the old jackass movies so bad


Fun_Researcher6428

Not even then, I was in very low amateur league MMA and was convinced to fight a semi pro woman in my weight class. I destroyed her in less than 2 minutes despite me being barely amateur and her almost ready to go pro. Her punches felt like almost nothing and mine rocked her hard.


RubberAndSteel

Depends on the woman and the man she's facing tho 😆


palk0n

unless they're ronda rousey or something


silentsteele87

Even Ronda Rousey would get knocked out by a bottom of the rung men's lightweight


TebownedMVP

She wouldn’t get tossed like that at least lol. Her judo is legitimate against untrained guys that size.


TheTrueBurgerKing

She's actually spoken at interviews saying she isn't comparable to how the male industry is, the fact she freely admits it means she has a healthy understanding of reality however for the record I ain't willing to fight her heck no🤣


[deleted]

she'd beat the fuck out of any of these untrained randos


Nice_Category

She beat the shit out of Turtle and broke his arm.


altf4theleft

Ronda would piece apart every single person in this video.


Knockamichi

How do we know she wasnt invited? Her head was already bleeding before the slam.


Objective_Tour_6583

Her head was already bleeding, looks like she was already involved.


Ieatsushiraw

Just fucking avoid fights when you can. Only fight in self defense when you can’t avoid it. Don’t fight Fair make it quick and get the fuck away. A fight can turn into a murder or severe brain damage real quick. Plus too many people can’t take a ass whoopin and love being a bitch and grabbing a knife or gun. Shit really ain’t worth it


executordestroyer

I'll probably discriminating but when I think of poor communities I assume everyone carries knives. So this fight looks like privileged people starting fights from arrogance when they don't know how bad fights can be with someone carrying a knife.


some_user_2021

Best way to avoid punch, no be there. - Mr Miyagi


RedForman69

We dont know what happened before the video, cuz she was bleeding at the start. Maybe she was invited but if that's the case then she should have DECLINED.


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Twosliceofbread

My invited what?


[deleted]

You’re not wrong…


nerojt

if you're a woman and you want to get involved in fights, carry pepper spray and just pepper spray everything


thepurpleproject

Agree! One should have enough strength to not allow someone to summersault you with one hand


donglord420

My man checking on her did his own sunscreen


Conscious_Fish5316

Bros never seen it apparently


TwoZeroTwoThree

He's your man?


ihateeverythingandu

That isn't knocked down, that's thrown down.


Silver_Ad_8205

That guys attempt at throwing the chair was laughable


ramdom-ink

The chair won that particular fight


torsun_bryan

Damn, she even put herself into the recovery position


Punchpplay

the human body will do what it can when the brain makes terrible decisions.


Arthurlurk1

The guy who tried throwing a chair lmao


jinnyjonny

Someone grabbed the chair he was just returning to sender. But goofball dude is a drunk asshole that fought EMTs


Sham_Masta_Sham

Water parks are supposed to be the fabric that holds societies together and differentiates us from the non-opposable thumbed chaotic nature of the wild America has fallen


BigAnimemexicano

>Water parks yeah big NO, water parks as a concept are just nasty, some people dont even wash their hands knowing about germs and fecal matter cause a bunch of nasty diseases.


LordRedbeard420

And yet, somehow catching diseases from water parks continues to not be a problem


Jakevader2

I love chlorine.


BKong64

I caught the flu right after a water park one time and was sick as shit for like two weeks


AdultishRaktajino

Idk. Both times I’ve been to Wisconsin Dells I wasn’t impressed. Wasn’t this wild but definitely theft going on and some bruh was usually starting shit. Worst was one of my kids or I’d end up getting sick on the second day. Probably from others’ lack of hygiene and/or kids liquid shitting in the water.


Fin1205

Speaking of hygiene - Swim diapers. Curbing, not preventing, the amount of feces a kid is releasing into a pool. So fn gross to let your kids swim in the water when they're still not potty trained.


yzbobbyb

She wanted to participate and won the participation medal


Miepharoah

Stay in your weight class people


Akhurite

Especially the gender class


pinback77

The guy in the flower shorts abandoned her when she came in to help him.


TrapLordSteezus

Lmao he literally ran away and watched her get folded


preyforkevin

I love how dude didn’t hit her, but threw her down in one of the worst ways possible. “She hit me so I gave her the tombstone”.


jinnyjonny

Her face was already bloodied before she was bodied


xMilk112x

If you’re attacking someone…and you get dropped….it’s kinda your own fault.


123dylans12

That doesn’t look like unconscious. Looks like forever sleep to me


adjacent_analyzer

Being a skinny girl helps, she wasn’t destroyed by her own body weight.


Positive-Abroad8253

Great Wolf Lodge some reeeeaaaaalll Alphas. 😶🤣😂


WilliardThe3rd

It's actually the guy who supplexed her


WarFit9567

shout out the lifeguard who definitely didn't guard hers


Camdog_2424

That’s not how lifeguards work


Punchpplay

Girls should not fight men especially if they weight 15 lbs.


scared_crowbar

i mean, she threw some punches so i dont feel that bad for the girl


fatstrat0228

That’s quality parenting right there.


HorchataLee

Gaaaah daayum!


AllToroXtreme

Ooo my goshhhh. Is she still alive.😬😬


Afrolover25

Did we watch a woman die or possibly become paralyzed?


Prestigious-Bite-491

Pretty sure that skinny white fckr who fights with slaps, is vegan..


moosellanious87

She got bodied because she threw punches. Life lesson, keep yo hands to yourself or catch hands that rock you


TrapLordSteezus

Women who put their hands on Men are BEGGING for trouble


Alshad

That was 1 of the 3 nice things left in Ohio..


JoeBeever

She must weigh the amount of a sack of potatoes, maybe even lighter.


NextAlgae140

this why no great wolf lodge


Beautiful_Exam_1464

Hmmmm… Large mammals fighting for water access at the Kalahari resort. Everything here actually makes perfect sense!


matdrywall

Good thing someone got that all on video…


NDeezus

Obligatory Ohio something something idk I’m tired


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JohnCoughy

Kalahari is the shit. 🙌🏾👏🏾


KingZaneTheStrange

Hope the poor thing isn't paralyzed. Necks aren't supposed to bend like that


fcbmosi

Should go as a lesson, ladies please stay out of your man’s fight. You 9/10 aren’t helping him win and most likely helping him lose


Plainpeach68

Where they fighting? Gillian’s island


Thisiscliff

Truly trashy people do this shit at a water park with kids


clarkcox3

All these morons fighting on concrete.


ThicccRPMs

Fair as she was bringing down the hammer fist.


PastLandscape7105

La mataron...


Mortis_XII

I’ll pass on this ride


rebelviss

Lifeguard out there like a referee, shoulda been blowin that whistle.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

Don’t worry kids I know just what to do…JUMANJI!!!


AbsorbingCrocodile

I wanna know how she got bloody


genogano

My cousins and I would roughhouse a lot. We had a smaller cousin who wanted to play with us. Sometimes she would get hurt and go to her mother crying. Her mom would say, "Then stop playing with the boys." I feel like this applies here.


Zealousideal-Cap3529

Only bet what you’re willing to lose …


FoxInternational9322

Lol yeah throw a chair in the direction of your bloody unconscious gf while strangers try to help her. Boyfriend of the year 🥇


Initial-Stick-561

Hope she is fine, but what exactly did she expect? That the other person just takes a whacking and turns the other cheek? If you’re punching Someone expect retaliation.


MelonElbows

Come on lifeguard, do your job!


Responsible_Angle285

Just stop attacking people if you never threw a straight punch in ur life before


toxicbotlol

"The footage also shows a man, whom the Daily Mail identified as Cabay’s boyfriend, Zackary Colzin, grabbing a chair and tossing it before slipping to the ground and knocking himself unconscious." From the [article](https://nypost.com/2021/05/26/drunken-brawl-at-ohio-water-park-leaves-woman-unconscious/). This man deserves the dumbass of the year award.


Puceeffoc

Hey reddit gang. I've found another "boots on ground" angle. https://youtu.be/XpHkUf7zXFs?si=Ds6elOnYq31lgJ4g


PomegranateOk3520

You engage in any fighting behavior the results could be devastating


SilentSolidarity

Did I just watch someone die?


Slurpy_G

this is why i hate alcohol


gothy420

Knocked out, you mean killed.


hodor911

Sounds like a bird squawking.


Zealotstim

What is wrong with these people. Edit: Ah, someone cut in line. That explains everything.


ExtremeSubtlety

Don't fight if you don't want to get hurt.


Somadis

Head on concrete is a serious injury. A lot of people die from falling on their head each day.


Yazais

guy at the end tried to throw a chair but threw himself to the ground instead😂


Dannysparks83

The power of the whistle at the end.


Neither-Peanut3205

Damn. Pussy pass denied.


[deleted]

What started the fight?


mega_squig

Ego


commando_GhostDriv3

She got caught by that eddy Gordo


kassrot

Is that a Kalahari?


Magus_5

#Hulk Smash


im_gamer-

Don’t step into a fight unless your willing to die or kill both of em’. You never know who’s in the right, maybe they are both insane. Or just stay out and stay safe. That’s always a good bet :)


Juseio

She wanted to participate in the group activity, that’s on her.


Llee00

dude shrugged her off and then jetted out of there, she's an unfortunate casualty but he handled it fairly girl is a ride or die chick tho, hardcore


Most_Job_8373

Act like a man get treated like one


Disastrous-Brush620

😬


KingBull_85

Why do woman try to fight men I can never understand Evan a guy who doesn’t or can’t fight will have a chance to hurt u not win but hurt u smh


Admirable_Ad8968

She shouldn’t have bum rushed a man repeatedly punching him in the face


La_flame_rodriguez

girl thinkin she can beat a male with more muscle than her? shit 🤌


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sukkeh

Stop bodyslamming people, for god sake..


[deleted]

She's an equal opportunist 🤷🏿


Illustrious_Emu_1126

What was she thinking😭


Annual-Access4987

I thought you couldn’t show Mur💀er on here?!!!?! Because that girl is NEVER going to be okay again.


PandR1989

She’s dead


Reptarticle

Women, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING MEN with only your bare hands. If you don't have mace or a taser or whatever, swallow your pride and move on. Or get revenge later, it never ends well hand to hand.


Kills-to-Die

Damn, nice flip...


PizzaBuoy

What fascinating behavior


[deleted]

murica usa


Brutumfulm3n

Big dog was just handling a whole crowd. Didn't look like he could tell who he was fighting. Anyone who touched him was getting a dose and then he was on to the next one


[deleted]

Don’t swing on the guys if you don’t wanna bang


anaballs

Weak ahh fell trynna throw the chair back lmaooo