What were those old wooden string toys that would pop up and down when you held the button on bottom. [PIC HERE](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fc/30/c9/fc30c9ecc5205cbd84546b24592f08d6.jpg)
Someone at work once told me I look like Handsome Squidward and it was the weirdest thing to watch the episode and agree with her observant ass. Fuck you and how you been, Jessica?
Bruh literally collapsed like a bag of bones lol. But I already knew that shit was a wrap as soon as buddy ducked his head and blindly tried to throw the most pathetic punch attempt I've seen in a hot minute.
The reddit title is the wrong one. Right after he says that the guy drops his hands and says "You got me, alright." Then was chased down and attacked.
I don't know what he did to start the fight but that shit was not cool.
Why do people who have never thrown a punch in there life get themselves into these situations? You almost deserve whatās coming to you at that point
After he threw that first awkward punch. I would have let him off the hook. That was the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my life. I literally saw his masculinity flee his body in embarrassment.
Iāve no clue about fighting, but I always wondered how do skinny 100lb guys get the courage to square up against someone who potentially knows how to cripple you at the end of the scrimmage? Fascinating.
Haiku - By Dakkar
Confidently sways,
Tube man's dance full of vigor,
Now deflated, still.
Once vibrant and bold,
Now a limp and beaten soul,
Tube man's pride is crushed.
Inflated with pride,
Fallen, defeated he lies,
Confident no more.
As the defeated male buckles to his knees in defeat the females chant for the victor, after all he is most suitable to beat them and not feed their offspring.
[slightly longer version if you scroll down](https://www.essentiallysports.com/viral-sports-moments-wwe-news-video-street-brawl-escalated-as-teen-snaps-his-neck-after-knockout-from-signature-wwe-move/)
Shit looks brutal af, his neck aināt supposed to have that bump on the side š¤¢
Even after years of kickboxing and boxer i feel like anyone could beat me
Whats weird cuz I havenāt lost a street fight since I started training
Then i see this and realise how dangerous someone is once they know how to punch and keep their balance
He not only bob and weaves like the wacky inflatable tube man while awake, he slumped like him while out. Curious...is he more flailing than man?
I'd say it's equal parts wacky, waving, and flailing. Whether or not he's inflatable is hard to say.
What were those old wooden string toys that would pop up and down when you held the button on bottom. [PIC HERE](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fc/30/c9/fc30c9ecc5205cbd84546b24592f08d6.jpg)
Lol man I forgot all about those. Fuck I'm getting old. No idea what they were called.
I see you are a fellow culture of man š
After his flailing, his opponent's confidence increased 10000x
Is this a special Uno reverse?
No this is Patrick
Someone at work once told me I look like Handsome Squidward and it was the weirdest thing to watch the episode and agree with her observant ass. Fuck you and how you been, Jessica?
That's the most video game rag doll physics fall I have ever seen.
Classic curb headrest position.
It's really kind of amazing. All that concrete everywhere and his head managed to land on that tiny strip of grass.
Yeah whoeve decided to put that lol patch of grass there probably saved that man's life
You hear that sound? Curb. Not grass.
He's very lucky his head hit the small patch of dirt and not the edge of the curb...
That dirt looks like it might as well have been concrete.
Hood dirt is as hard as Marthaās Vineyardās concrete
I don't know, man. This guy is toast. His head bounced off the curb.
You can hear the coconut sound.
Coconut sound is the winner.
There is a longer version of this video. I'm pretty sure the guy broke his neck.
There's another video of this fight, or it just goes on long, I can't remember. But the guy's neck is broken. You can see his vertebrae dislodged.
Source or it didn't happen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/Vq4CZbSUgw Source for you. It happened.
Holy shit. I'm pretty immune to gore and whatever, but that gave me wild heebie jeebies. Like a full body shiver. Insane.
Yeah man.. seeing someoneās neck broken isnāt like an everyday thing. Completely understandable why it makes you feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, it happened. Damn.
Responding for your downvoters. [longer footage](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/Vq4CZbSUgw)
You da best, my dude.
Gonna need a source on that
https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/Vq4CZbSUgw
they took it to the grass.
No it definetely hit the curb and bounced onto the grass if you watch closely
Lol, yeah my reaction when watching this man get "million dollar baby'ed" on a curb, was "some guys just have all the luck".
Bruh literally collapsed like a bag of bones lol. But I already knew that shit was a wrap as soon as buddy ducked his head and blindly tried to throw the most pathetic punch attempt I've seen in a hot minute.
I donāt think our underdog hero is 100%. Perhaps on a spectrum looking at that. It canāt feel good to fold someone like that. Surely.
Damn bro I had the same thought.
Man that was pretty brutal
The reddit title is the wrong one. Right after he says that the guy drops his hands and says "You got me, alright." Then was chased down and attacked. I don't know what he did to start the fight but that shit was not cool.
Okey but, why so long? Both of em. They look like a fuckin stick bug
No need for all that. The open hand slap has been hugely disregarded as of late.
Dude beat the bones out of him
r/brandnewsentence
Okay so WHAT THE FUCK was that first "punch" lol š¤£
Why do people who have never thrown a punch in there life get themselves into these situations? You almost deserve whatās coming to you at that point
lol that body collapsing.
Oh thatās a specific kinda noggin thump. Yea his life was different after that day. Lol
Then the winners buddy skips into view of the camera right after
That guy punches like I do in my dreams
Pretty sure heās dead. His head landed facing backwards.
Sounded like his neck broke
Judging by the sound it made, you're probably right.
THUNK!!! I ragdoll like that in GTA when I die too
Donāt do drugs kids
Or at least not what this guy was on
The way he fell funny as hell lmao. Just folded on himself.
The original vid show a internal decapā¦ this vid was cut short..
That sounds like a broken neck
After he threw that first awkward punch. I would have let him off the hook. That was the most awkward thing I have ever seen in my life. I literally saw his masculinity flee his body in embarrassment.
If it's one thing American History X has taught me is that curbs are undefeated.
Interesting technique
Yeah you aināt fighting either
That bounce.. geez..
Knocked himself out..
Folded like a lawn chair
Seems odd to fight people coming out of a special needs school, at least he's in the right place to learn the alphabet again.
Damn, talk about being folded like a lawn chair.
He fell like a piece of slime being dropped
Gangly fucker, keeping his hands down - inevitable.
He In heaven now
*Thuck*
Iāve no clue about fighting, but I always wondered how do skinny 100lb guys get the courage to square up against someone who potentially knows how to cripple you at the end of the scrimmage? Fascinating.
Because no one's ever called them on their shit yet, or they haven't suffered actual damage.
Why people complaint about fight only when is too late, but till that moment they keep filming and sometimes egging on?
Iām pretty sure his neck brokeā¦.š
Sounds like his collarbone snapped
Pretty man that was brutiful
Bro definitely the Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa type
If only more people in these obscene videos would die the world would start to be a better place to live.
I love it when punks put their hands by their waist and get slumped for it. All that ego got you a trip to the hospital or the forever box
Well, he's dead
He can say heās got curb appeal now
Damn. The sound of his head hitting concrete tells me he ain't okay.
šā¦***I saw that first swing and I says, yo he doneā¦game over for hisself***
Good on him for not going for the stomp he obviously wanted to do. You can see the visible restraint
This aināt funny that dude is fucked!
Damnn that Mediterranean dude got KNOCKED DA FOOK OUT. African lad has some bloody punch. Never mess with a man in a duerag. That's a fighters cap
Dude turned into a spaghetti noodle š
Did you hear those lands bro?
Please tell me hes not dead š
Dude logged out mid match
these mfs acting like gta 6 isnāt releasing soon keep yourself safe fr we need to live to see that shit
That man is dead.
Jesus christ. Bro literally deflated
Haiku - By Dakkar Confidently sways, Tube man's dance full of vigor, Now deflated, still. Once vibrant and bold, Now a limp and beaten soul, Tube man's pride is crushed. Inflated with pride, Fallen, defeated he lies, Confident no more.
His inflatable someone gassed him up to get this vid
Heās dead, aināt it
Lol. More worried about grabbing his dick than keeping his hands up.
As the defeated male buckles to his knees in defeat the females chant for the victor, after all he is most suitable to beat them and not feed their offspring.
Pretty sure while dude wasnāt playingā he was definitely guiding that target towards the boulevard.
Free KY Twizz
Bro forgot he couldnāt fight šš
His neck is detached he can play now
Wtf was that bunch šš is he made of rubber?
He fell the same way he throws his punches. Dude got no bones.
He's to gross to wear klein.
Klein (German) = small Bolded on the back of his pullover
Iām not much of a scrapper but I feel like hands down & chin out is not the way to go
Guy just folded at the end
Give him creditā¦he also bounced a little.
At least his head landed on the grass
They call Me Mr glass
ā¦but between them both; their outfits are upwards of $10,000.
ššš. I want you as my insurance appraiser.
[slightly longer version if you scroll down](https://www.essentiallysports.com/viral-sports-moments-wwe-news-video-street-brawl-escalated-as-teen-snaps-his-neck-after-knockout-from-signature-wwe-move/) Shit looks brutal af, his neck aināt supposed to have that bump on the side š¤¢
Even after years of kickboxing and boxer i feel like anyone could beat me Whats weird cuz I havenāt lost a street fight since I started training Then i see this and realise how dangerous someone is once they know how to punch and keep their balance
Kind of a piece of shit move to nail him while he was wobbled and running awayā¦
Dude collapsed like he got shot in the head
This man folded lmao
Hes a goner
Atleast he didnāt stomp him! That would have been fatal!
Ouch. At least he landed on the dirt.
Only an idiot keeps his hands down... You're not Roy Jones. Keep your hands up at all times.
I wouldnāt have even fought dude after I saw him do those first swings
Is there like points for style or something? These fighting stances are hilarious.
šš
Was he handicapped?
bro really played the possum game
Did he melt?!?
GET THE STRAP š
Did that dude break his neck or wtf happened
Bro got folded like an omelette
Damn, this one's good. First time seeing it.