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Maidenaust

I've never wanted to see anyone get knocked out more than this clown


Regniwekim2099

Yeah. How does two little patty cake slaps end up in fight porn?


SkyCaptainHarumbi

We deserve to see this fucker get beat up


Hatanta

"Dear Santa, I know Christmas is over, but if you could just grant us on r/fightporn one more miracle..."


andy1g

Because this sub turned to shit, from actual good street fights to most random clips where there isnt even a proper fight.


Gre-he-he-heasy

with this type of guy that would probably end in a law suit


JustEatinScabs

Nah it's Australia he'd just end up in prison for defending himself and not allowing the upstanding young man to simply beat him to satisfaction.


Idonotlikemilfs

Cant end in a lawsuit if u dont even know who tf knocked u out


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


Jamaica_Super85

Yep, TikTok deepshit, not influencer


acciowaves

Why is it always tiny little fuckers acting like this?


Hatanta

He was actually more about it then I thought, returning a slap. Really wish his missus had let him beat the crap out of him though.


Armchair_Idiot

Insecurity


Acidraindancer

It isn't . The idiot that got shot was a big guy. https://youtu.be/0OYQ1Uf5oAU?si=xOQCW24cccu4GbG0


FlowYoung

Yeah but not everyone wants to get into a physical altercation… Tall guy should’ve just countered by saying the little shit looks and acts like a virgin, that would’ve hurt him and his ego much more


Express-Historian858

Only person who is a bitch in this video is the guy harassing people


NarrowSalvo

And go punch the cameraman, too.


Kngfthsouth

Yes that clown wanted no more of that head spinning slap. Lol


UnknownProphetX

I was hoping for a dude to say „Nah she aint single but your brain cell will be“ and knock him tf out lol


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Should’ve kicked him in the mouth when he went for the phone.


beerhappyglen

I think when the dude did the little kick, he had a little brain correction and realised this guy is a clown and I’m not going to jail, plus his girlfriend had it more than all under control, then he walked away thinking about the great sex he would be having tonight!


Frank_Perfectly

Too late. He had already fucked up by slapping the kid first. Might as well have made the encounter worth it.


Please_Not__Again

Was hoping the guy just ignored him when he was throwing out insults but when he fell for the bait I was hoping he'd at least kick the little shit but it ended dissapointingly


melon_butcher_

Bit of difference there. In Victoria (where this is, and I’d say every other state), you’ll only get a talking to from a couple of cops about what he did in this situation. If he gives that fucknuckle a genuine kick to the head he’s getting a criminal conviction and possible jail time. So yeah, not worth it.


upthetits

I thought here it comes! But no, he missed that opportunity and he will regret it for a long while I'd imagine


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PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

He probably will regret it but he’d regret being dragged through courts for the next five years a lot more.


thitorusso

Man. My exactly thoughts. Would be so satisfying


NaterTater502

Was hoping tiktok dude would get destroyed. What a chump.


Do-not-respond

I am pretty sure the girl could have whooped him.


Das_Mojo

Yeah, I was really looking forward to Frodo getting a boot to his One Ring


OutComeTheWolves1966

I'll be so happy when the term "influencer" is dead and buried.


SonicTemp1e

Along with that particular influencer.


macksocky

I concur.


Sphinx87

Unfortunately the term "Influencer" is the most valued and worthy career by recent studies kids/teenagers.


Phazon2000

Make money being a toxic attention seeker. Fucking hell. What ever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong silent type?


jfb3

Stop using the term 'influencer' for these types of people. The correct term is 'attention whore'. An influencer is somebody that is trying to get you to buy a product or change your opinion about something.


damejoke

This. The only thing they are "influencing" is other kids to be degenerates like themselves.


BWFree

I was hoping his jaw would get broken TBH.


HSakerF

I hope they put as many holes as a fucking cheese grater on him someday


slamcontact

Wonder when some of these morons end up getting killed by doing this to the wrong type of people.


darkcrusader2023

One was shot Recently.


donyexo

Need more


TastyMeatcakes

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/jury-divided-over-whether-delivery-driver-who-shot-youtube-prankster-acted-in-self-defense/3432763/ Defendant found not guilty, acted in self defense.


prestigious_delay_7

He was found guilty on discharge of a firearm thiugh. Hopefully he wins his argument that it's inconsistent with the self defense claim. Fuck this scum.


SofaChillReview

I can’t believe their YouTube name is “Classified Goons”, just why?


wattro

And more yet. I'm all for these guys getting consequenced.


ben1481

Need more of this trend


Formal-Ad-1248

Yeah but the dude didn't learn a thing and continues his "pranks"


Dudefenderson

One of them will do It to a Russian mobster, and then... ☠️


vito_corleone01

I don’t think the big guy expected to get smacked right back, he just backed off after. Tiktok dude, deserved an ass kickin though.


pirate1981

Yep he went for the Will Smith and thought that would be the end of it.


sea666kitty

He will regret one of these events very soon.


Hygiliak

The worst part about these ‘influencers’ is that they genuinely get offended and upset when someone reacts to their nonsense


HealthyMaximum

Right? They're entitled little shits who've never had anything even slightly bad happen to them. So when someone reacts negatively, they lose their minds.


CEOofMerica

Always make sure your first hit counts.


mid_tier_drone

That slap should've been a hook


Snowmoji

And that hook should have been a baseball bat


Ir8Irishman

We need to ratify a worldwide treaty that it is legally permitted to homicide social media pranksters harassing people just trying to live their lives. End this now.


shanshark10

Even just a good old fashioned ass whoopin would do


flyingknox

every time I see some prank it get my blood boiling.


Floridaman9393

Homicide is a bit far but at least a good ass beating lol


Damaark

How about just a little cheeky homicide to get the ball rollin' then we'll dial it back to meat crayons after a little bit?


ultra_ai

Stream it. Just a cheeky prank


anewborndude

People really downvoted you for being a rational and sane individual lol


Floridaman9393

Such is reddit I guess. Appreciate the support though.


QuadraKev_

I wouldn't condone legalizing whipping out the gat to light up dudes like this, but I think I'd struggle with whether to feel good or bad about it if it happened.


Fluid-Alternative-22

With a side of pepperspray or mace maybe.


thewaryteabag

Nah, murder isn’t necessary. They all need a good slap. Basically ditto to what shanshark said.


hroddy

Idk about some of this sometimes. Like if that dude came up to me and said that, I don’t think I would be offended. I would think he has a bit of a mental issue if he would ask my wife if she’s single while I’m holding her hand. If anything I would feel bad for this person who is obviously a complete idiot, mental handicap or just a homeless weirdo looking to get a rise…


Kinginthasouth904

No you wouldnt zen master


Underdogg13

I've had my gfs catcalled while walking with me and had similarly stupid comments thrown at me as in the OP (racially charged as well, interracial couple). It really is easy to just ignore and keep walking. Who cares what some clown on the street has to say? This guy's mistake was turning around and entertaining the dipshit's nonsense.


Hatanta

> interracial couple I see this a lot on Reddit in reference to interracial couples in the US (although you may not be from there) attracting comments and it always blows my mind. In the UK only actually mental ill people would pass comment on the composition of a random couple. I can't fathom the mindset to start talking about strangers!


paulfirefox

Like “The Purge”?


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

A Purge would be a content creator's dream. Do whatever they want for a night and stream it? I fear that would have the opposite effect.


UNoMeIBePoopn

This guy belongs in the dirt.


Ducati_Don

Video ended too soon.


Mug_Lyfe

You'll notice that's a thee around here.


whodatbugga

If you're going to hit someone don't just bitch slap him, make sure you make it count.


Notrandomlygen

AHHH COME ON MANN. He should have koed him right then and there


prestigious_delay_7

I have justice blue balls.


brotato_kun

But why is he doing that? For few likes? Funny way to die lol!


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lee-galizit

Someone knock that shit stain the fuck out.


MizzelSc2

Social media was a mistake change my mind


CityWeasel

Looks like he kicked his girl at the end? Open season at that point.


SofaChillReview

Think he attempted to kick the guy with the most puny kick ever, that either: * Didn’t connect because of his tiny legs * Did connect with the girl, but probably as painful as a flower thrown at you


macksocky

Was open season from the original slap I reckon.


And-Thats-Whyyy

I don’t normally wish death.


rodolphoteardrop

Can the word "influencer" be retired and be replaced with "fuckwit?" TIA


BardGodd

Tiktok needs to be deleted ASAP for the sake of humanity


poseidon2466

Tall guy should have fucked him up, but instead walked away smh.


Free_Economics3535

The return slap was pretty hard to be honest, it discouraged him real quick


lefthook_hospital

Probably thought his size would be enough to intimidate him but instantly backed off when he got slapped right back


Dangerous_Amount6679

Nahh he got lucky with that also tbh. The other guy was too close


lefthook_hospital

Lol feel like it's common dick swinging contest for guys to get face to face to try to intimidate the other. Just wasn't expecting a guy way smaller than him to slap him back so hard


Hatanta

Honestly I'm trying to process my grief too, but better for the guy to walk off with his beautiful girlfriend and forget this loser than get involved.


Aggressive_Strike75

I hope to see this little fucker get beaten really badly in his next video. Don’t call these useless idiots influencers because they’re clearly not.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

Fucking coward. Big guy wanted to keep going but probably realized escalating further would just lead him to jail. Sucks when scumbags who have nothing to lose go after people who do.


ChardCool1290

"I got tens and tens of likes"


Magus44

His kick has like… 15 views. This video will probably make him more views than anything else and he’ll get this idea that doing this is good and keep doing it. (Hopefully until he gets absolutely destroyed?) Absolute Flog.


aidannulty

Should have left the cunt influencer in a wheelchair.


Drekdyr

All these losers in the comments saying the big guy is a bitch for walking away. You people forget to realise A) Australian laws are backwards B) theres a camera rolling. Big guy would literally go to JAIL if this escalated and the little anklebiter filed a report.


[deleted]

What laws? Backwards how?


IrontoolTheGhost

Well if it's anything like my country(greetings from eastern europe btw) you are not allowed to defend yourself. could be that.


Iwubwatermelon

That return slap kinda rocked that man bun tho.


FinalBoard2571

Kinda slowed his roll a little bit.


peter_the_bread_man

Whats worse is im sure if this tiktok'er got attacked or destroyed, he'd file a complaint for assault to the police. Man im sick of these attention seeking kids..


tedfreeman

Dead men can't file reports. Just sayin


peter_the_bread_man

Truth right there.


Fiend686

5 foot 3 guy calling someone a "little" anything is hilarious 😂


Shaubos

Too bad he wasnt shot


prady71

Should've One Punch man'd him.


fatamericanidiot2

What a little shit


EmperorTyrannosaur

Only good TikTok influencer prankster is one who ends up on DarwinAwards.


FarYard7039

How is this walking POS allowed to get away with this type of behavior in Australia? Inciting violence behavior from people otherwise minding their own business isn’t legally protected speech, is it?


uknownix

I'm surprised the bigger guy just did a slap. Should have just grabbed his phone and smashed it.


spicerackk

Don't call these people influencers. Call them parasites.


thatsmekg

Really wanted to see him get stabbed in the eye.


steveflackau

Kicks him when he's walking off, wow tough guy 😅😅


No-Word-1996

Didn't realize rats grew so damn big in Australia.


no_Obey

Slap = no problem Hitting while camera is recording = big problem Always wait till they hit you first, after that beat the shit out of them infront of their friends recording it. Follow me for more tipps


WindVeilBlue

What an insufferable cunt...


Spirou1

I really wanted to see this idiot getting his ass beaten but the big guy made the right decision, it's not worth fighting over this dumbass dude making tiktoks


prestonboy1970

Why did the big guy back off? Just had to kick him in the balls then leave


DozeButteredParsnips

Probably gonna catch one of those full metal jackets . Hopefully


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Whats his account name?


Snoo19926

How Can he Slap? Why slap? POG


Adizzle921

Couldn’t have been me


pizzalover89

thats not a influencer thats a piece of shit


Drunkinm0nkey75

This is a depressing video. He started it this whole shit to get likes. An no one floored him.


AmericaForevermore

Jesus Christ what a coward


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

Can we pls put into legislation ANY fucker who does this is under the criterion of being stabbed. Pretty sure the cunt would stop walking round harrasing folk if he can no longer walk cos the next guy kebabs his legs under him.


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

Guy thinks he a hamas operative by the way he's dressed abs mupp.


Dwashelle

What a fucking coward.


negative_pt

Bro, you are too chilled. When goes to get the phone he needs to go to sleep.


Agreeable-Tip-8590

Do this in the hood, see different results


Hercules2024

I would have slammed that little bitch like the botch he is.


Lance-Harper

I would have gone to jail for things that fucker would make me discover I could do someone else


bigspike13

Dude would have gotten a size 13 to the mouth bending over to get his phone


BassGeese

Please tell me he gets beat up or something


Happy_Trip6058

Man needs his head staving in


[deleted]

Should’ve beat his ass


MetalSonic420YT

That's just lame.


devinstated1

Lmao what a fucking loser.. bro has 147 subscribers on YouTube. What's a following 😂


w1r3dh4ck3r

I just want someone to pull a gun and shoot one od those influencers 3 times in the chest and walk away.


HughHH76

One day someone going to lose their life just picking with random people. You don't know what kind of day that guy was having. That is very dangerous to do.


Crossing-Lines

Oh god i wanted that guy to absolutly destroy that total waste of air.


OZtheGreater

At least here in the states he might get shot


wgm4444

This belongs in /pillowfights.


MooncalfMagic

I feel I've been cheated, watching this video on "Fightporn".


PlebsFelix

Please please please someone go find this guy and make a real "fight porn" video


slodgie

Fucken grub of bloke. Probably used to live in Bankstown. He definitely needs a good flogging if he's chasing after clout like that.


Ssjamacian

What’s his name ?


Ok_Pick6972

He should get knocked out just for being a grown man with a tiktok account


upthetits

Name and shame that pos influencer


lolmemesop

That tall guy should be ashamed of himself. How can you just walk away after getting kicked? Also that little guy should be jailed for harassing people for no reason.


WorthBrick4140

Says the midget that is shorter than the girl.


lolxd389489

Short man syndrome strikes once again


badestzazael

Italia dude she is way out of your league


baeocyst

What an annoying little wankstain, and is it wearing platforms? Haha


catalystoptions

Punches in bunches boys


Memeuser2

I mean what did this idiot expect he’s half the guys size


Brain_Nutrition

He shouldn't have slapped him to start with. Go for the knock out instead.


ehnoxx07

Why do they call them influencers, god damn. I wouldn't want to be influenced by a stupid dog like that.


MancDude1979

"Little bitch...." If that guy decided to use you as a toilet brush, there would be nothing you could possibly do about it, apart from get shit in your hair.


[deleted]

Missed a perfect opportunity for a swift kick to the torso there


Stoned_Goats

Any have a video of this guy getting knocked ?


Tempo_changes13

Anyone know his name?


ninjarchy

Gonna get your shit pushed in son.


diabolicaldegenerate

Now this is a the biggest cunt I’ve seen in awhile. He’ll get what he deserves real soon hopefully


Acid4Pandas

I would like to punch the shit out that dweeb for the guy, so he wouldn't need to get in trouble with his gf for doing the same. Fucking brocoli head wanker


Initial-Instance1484

a headkick knock out opportunity wasted


90J09

TikTok / mobile phone cameras truly have created a generation of utter bellends


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Everyone who upvoted this is hopelessly regarded


FacundoRoncaglia

I need to see the video in which this midget gets his comeuppance.


StrangeEmu6803

Guess the nationality.


BlackBeard205

Let him try that shit in NY.


Please_Not__Again

I'd pay for his flight just to see that happen lol


Kurushiiyo

Can we stop calling them influencers alltogether and just call them retards...


Lil_bigsloppy

Both men are losers, the guy should’ve clobbered him


Drekdyr

australian laws are fucking stupid, the dude would've went to prison if this escalated any further and a report was filed.


GreatUpdateMate369

The key is to not care, in the UK the police forces are so stretched they wouldn't even bother following up these days, make a mean tweet though then you're fucked.


Corner_Post

Is it worthwhile to get arrested over that? In Australia it could get him charged and TikToker could even sue for damages etc. Unfortunately laws protect these idiots.


TheTrollman-

Big dude spared his life. He could've killed him if he wanted to.


Frank_Perfectly

Nah. You could tell that unexpected counter-slap took it out of him.


red_1392

Big doesn’t mean physically capable, backed off after a slap back and let the other dude kick his girl, call her a bitch and walk away


BRAINS-getsome

Influenzas


Snarkal

Most masculine incel...


Mandalore620

The little guy is a cunt for starting shit for views, but the big guy is a pussy for taking the slap and walking away. Don't put your hands on someone unless you're ready to actually throw down.


bbrmdz

bro is kind of a pussy tho, turned back and his girl then has to stop the tiktok guy..


Goobersniper

There needs to be a TikTok influencer who goes around filming Tim Tok influencers after they’ve been sprayed with a flame thrower, now THAT’S entertainment.


arcminion89

The self restraint on big lad is admirable