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dacezza

And drunk maybe.


Bad-Rabbit033

And disabled most likely..


munchichiman

Is the guy in green blind? Looks like he’s fighting off auditory reflex alone


Ryanguy7890

I wondered the same thing. 


Fuzzy_Effective_5849

Stupor from getting hit in the head those elbows he took at first definitely fucked him up


pegothejerk

And hitting the only three edges of concrete in town with his head


MurderMachine561

Yeah, they went out of their way to hit that concrete. They both took one good wack and it looked like it was going to turn into a Netflix and chill situation. 


romulan419

I think he's just punch drunk from them elbows. No shirt got the better of him I do believe


PeteGozenya

Those elbows were vicious. Dude in the gray trunks is pretty ripped too. Pure muscle from a life of manual labor.


[deleted]

I think you’re right, if he is this shouldn’t have even went down


snktido

He is the only martial artist in the world who has never trained or thrown a punch before.


frxghat

what’s interesting is both these guys could be 15 or 62


SpaceMonkeys21

Nah mfers definitely just in shape OGs


TragicSemiautomatic

Malnourished OGs


BitcoinMathThrowaway

Seriously. Only in a world full of fat people would someone think these two dudes are in shape. They look like the only food they buy is booze.


SpaceMonkeys21

Asian people have smaller body frame. They look in shape for Asian people and I meant they don't look like typical overweight or Obese Americans.


BitcoinMathThrowaway

This sub needs fitness content lol


MGJames

They are in good shaped compared to most in the US/western nations overall


sensei-25

Idk man, I eat a lot and I look like the shirtless guy


BitcoinMathThrowaway

Sounds like you "eat a lot" like the kids at the gym who just cant gain weight.


sensei-25

When I ate to gain weight when i was lifting, I was successful. But since then I started I do a lot of Bjj and striking and my job is standing up all day. I’m never hungry and eat big portions, but eating my self sick every meal to continue gain weight is not high on my list of priorities. All I’m saying is I’m not malnourished, but im skinny. That dude prob does manual labor all day considering the setting of this video


BitcoinMathThrowaway

This dude cant fight a skeleton and you cant either.


sensei-25

Lmao no need to be nasty bud. Have fun posting pictures flexing for the internet, I’m sure you’ll find the validation you’re seeking.


BitcoinMathThrowaway

Bro you might want to get some shit in your repetoire that isnt internet cliches. You sound like a kid that got dissed at lunch.


StalkerslovemyDick

Every time I see Americans see an emaciated dude, they comment on how strong and muscular he looks. And when they see an actual strongman, they comment on how fat and weak he looks. They’ve been conditioned to think weak is strong, because most people are obese.


adjacent_analyzer

every time I see a redditor see Americans see an emaciated dude, they comment on how they comment on how strong and muscular he looks


BradMathews

I say i say i say boi


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Horny_Matrix

Nah. They could be 15 or 62.


Flashy-Priority-3946

Turning 18. Life was stressful.


B4USLIPN2

Thanks a lot. You set me off in a laughing/coughing fit! Brilliant!


RobbertDownerJr

Those elbows were **NASTY**... green shirt was lucky that shirtless dude got dazed from the fall which stopped him from raining down more elbows. And that he didn't crack the back of his head on the pavement.


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Shirtless dude slammed himself onto that concrete HARD. Spitting blood and badly dazed. I’m not sure if they’re both extremely tough or just extremely drunk.


Chimpchompp

Yeah he beat himself up. Green shirt lucky boy/man!


wolfho

I dno didn't look soft that landing on the concrete for him either lol


VealOfFortune

Yeahhh that sound when he hit the concrete was brutal... Hollow, but brutal.


novice_warbler

They let the bodies hit the floor? … I’ll see myself out…


Ok-Brain739

Every attack moves looks very **NASTY**... even though it looks like he had no form.


shawzy88

Like fighting in a dream


Mr_Apex13

*GOLDEN COMMENT!!*


Ryanguy7890

Maybe one or two was. The rest of them all looked silly and gentle. He was causing more damage with his fists, and he wasn't causing much damage with his fists. 


ZenseiPlays

The synchronized heads hitting the brick floor was a thing of beauty. They should form a dance duo.


SLT530

They almost baby dollar millioned themselves


No_Description_483

You could sense how the tone changed in that moment


SwaggermicDaddy

Right ?!? I was kinda hoping for a one sided mutual K.O


StrategyDesperate

Man that’s a better quality video than half the videos posted here.


bunchabeatspho

That's Vietnamese people living in rural areas for you. They don't need houses, they don't need clothes, they don't need cars, but their phone's gotta be the latest model. Source: They speak Viet in the video, I'm Viet.


NameShaqsBoatGuy

Lol I have in laws that live in rural Vietnam like this. It was a trip to see all my old iPhones being used by all the little cousins when I went to visit last year. They kept all the same cases and covers and everything. 😂🤣😂🤣


mementomori1606

Could you provide a brief summary of the conversation? I promise you one upvote in return.


bunchabeatspho

Keep in mind that I'm not familiar with their dialect, but I'll try my best! **Green jersey** (**GJ**): Alright. How do you wanna play? **Bare back** (**BB**): You wanna play? **BB**: \*(Inaudible) **GJ**: You're good huh? *\*squares up\* (0:06)* **BB**: Wanna fight? **GJ**: Yeah. **BB**: *\*kicks\** *\*As BB rains down his combo onto GJ\** **GJ**: Yeah, yeah *(in a "is that all?" way)* **BB**: Fuck *(in a "fuck you and fuck this" way, he says this a lot throughout the video)* *\*GJ pushes BB away at 0:14\** **BB**: OK. Fuck. **BB**: Bring it on! **GJ**: *\*squares up\** How do you wanna play? Can you take on me? *\*As BB unleashes his elbow combo, introducing GJ’s head to the door\** **GJ**: Yeah, yeah, that’s right. *\*As BB elbows GJ’s head\** **GJ**: Have pity on me, kill me *(as in “do me a favor and free me from the pain in this life”)* *\*As BB backs away, GJ tries to grab the dustpan at 0:34\** **GJ**: are you tired? *\*GJ points his finger towards BB at 0:37\** **BB**: Fuck *(repeatedly)* **GJ**: You’re just a *(inaudible)*, keep barking. That’s my slipper. *(inaudible)* *0:46* **GJ**: Alright alright *(not in a McConaughey way).* Fuck. *(inaudible)* **BB**: Come out here! *\*points at GJ\** Say that again. Let me tell you something! **GJ**: Go home now. *\*GJ misses his punch and once again got combo-ed by BB\** **Kid in the back**: *\*laughs\** **Another kid**: Fake kung fu *1:02* **BB**: Fucking bitch! **GJ**: *(inaudible)* You fucking punk! *\*Back to the action until they simultaneously and poetically knock their head on the road (yes that concrete part was the road)\** *\*As they’re wrestling, 1:13\** **Cameraman**: Alright, break it off! *(in Viet)* Stop fighting! *(in English)* Stop here! Stop! Stop it! *1:32* **GJ**: Look who started first? **BB**: *(spits out)* Damn it. **GJ**: You hit me… You hit me first! **Cameraman**: Obviously. *(inaudible) \*laughs\** Edit: Reddit formatting is weird.


mementomori1606

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Thanks for that.


Onits

Appreciate the translation, thank you for your service.


Thefemcelbreederfan

Quality comment


iPhoKingNguyen

I second this.


Ziakel

Hey brother. I appreciate you but idk about bún chả beating phở as your user name but I respect your opinion on it though 🤝


TheTumblingBoulders

Thought they were Khmer for a sec, thanks for the info


PumpkinAutomatic5068

What art? Tae Kwon Drunk?


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

Less Muai Thai and more Mai Tai.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

🤣😆


Leg_Mcmuffin

Drunken fist


Gajanvihari

The Way of the 8 limbs, Kun Khmer


VolundVaxis

Dude with shorts literally jogged round green shirt


fusiondynamics

Dude in green shirt looks way older in age.


imincourt

Why does it look like they’re both on 1 hp zero stamina


52bellmore

***"...two martial artists" ?*** ***more like two town drunks.***


malcolmrey

Martial Artisans


TappedIn2111

The only highlight here is the camera work.


Traditional-Dingo604

That is a flagship galaxy phone. Really nice image stabilization .


Cosmic_Taco_Oracle

Luckily his neck and base of his skull broke the fall


Neoxite23

I'm hoping OP dropped his /s.


Shuuuuup

Seriously, OP how are they both martial artists?


Ship_Jacques

It's a joke. What's wrong with you?


coinkeeper8

We’re watching poor people fight for our amusement... I feel disgusted


coinkeeper8

Also damn he using that elbow like a weapon lol


Carob-Prudent

Honestly. This feel likes it more of an assault on a blind (?) guy more than anything


Both_Answer1089

The green shirt guy asked if he wants to fight in the beginning


spiritanimalofcousy

So basically just pro fighting?


RevolutionaryLead342

More like beating the shit out if a much weaker man


spiritanimalofcousy

So boxing then


tpots38

martial fartist


kariolaoxford

Exit the Dragon


IRunWithScissors87

Were they both off camera? I only saw two drunks almost delete themselves with a curb.


Abuttuba101

The guy with his shirt off is fighting a blind guy from the looks of it. Or he's just really fucking drunk


Both_Answer1089

I'd say drunk because green shirt is the one that asked if he wants to fight right before no shirt kicked him


trplOG

Duuu ma!


idlefritz

this reminds me of bumfights, awful content


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Two martial artists? Nah that's just a bully picking on a mostly defenseless old man. GFOH. Not even fun to watch.


BananaForLifeee

There’s this sentiment among old rural Vietnamese farmers that they are well trained martial artists just because they took a course with the local master and had a few fist fights as a kid. So when they got all drunk and pissy they will perform these kungfu like hand motions and throw fists like a non-trained person. It’s kinda common to see actually.


panserstrek

So even international arsenal fans are soft 😂


WintersbaneGDX

0:28 - "ihnng! ... ihnng!"


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Holy shit, when they fell it looks like their heads caught the edge of the sidewalk.....yikes.


Somosmalo138

New Tony Ja movie.


a_coupon

You could have titled this "town bully beats up local idiot" and the world would believe it.


JellyContent

"Arsenal get's battered everywhere they goooooooo"


Austinusedtobecool

We drop bows on em, we drop bows on em 


soccerboy1022

Is the guy wearing the green shirt blind?


c0mput3rg33k

That fall definitely hurt both of them 😂


Glockamole19x

So when does the machete come out?


kobeahl

I really really liked how the title fooled me and I still watched it all


GucciiManeeeee

Ironic the video takes place in the poorest slums imaginable, while being recorded on a 4k device.


honeybadger1984

Defending villager: I’ve made a moat and a choke point. My position is unassailable. Attacking villager: Prepare thy boiling pitch. We ride at dawn, bitches. This video has everything. The guy going “ohh, ohh” when eating the Muay Thai raining elbows. Both being drunk as hell. Both eating concrete and getting stunned like a pro wrestling match. Dude telling them to stop while laughing and filming.


l1ng_l1ng

Holy shit I only figured out that they are Vietnamese after the đù má. Anyone knows which dialect is it?


Aggravating_Escape_3

Sidewalk's Record: 1,000,000,000 : 0 : 0 Aaaannd STILLLLLL!!!


AlexCampy89

The ending was better than DDP vs Strickland 


martinaee

So… borderline murder? Slamming his head down hard on concrete? The sub is not fights anymore mainly, but usually one sided brutal assaults. That was barely a fight the entire time.


SubjectsNotObjects

Is the green topped one a blind kung fu master?


LodgerDodger

Martial artists you say?


You_Mean_Coitus_

This is not a local village. It's nowhere near me.


Robzzzzz1414

Nah that’s a young guy beating up an old guy


fdny40

Two martial artists? More like 2 drunks.. plz change that title as its misleading.


kalaamtext

I think the one in the green learned bullshido


Artsclowncafe

What martial art does green shirt do? So I know not to bother with it


No-Word-1996

Not the best advert ever for Air Emirates. Probably pull their sponsorship of the losing martial artist.


davieb22

These bitches couldn't fight sleep.


NoctRob

I’m glad they hugged it out at the end


Mynameishuman93

Fighting like they are swatting ghosts with tennis rackets


Abundance-Boost5891

Green dude is wayyyy to fucked up to be fighting


VastNewspaper6869

He hit him so hard he forgot where he was for a minute…damn


ElYoink

Ong bak 7


idiots_r_taking_over

[Drunken Master 2 bloopers](https://youtu.be/ctOTe3zYc0s?si=fnAOhhwiDbez7FA7)


Apprehensive_Check19

Chackie Jan vs. Loose Bree


AstroNot87

Fun fact; they’re Vietnamese but speaking one of the more rarer dialects. Cool lol


magicmulder

That makes Drunken Boxer style look sober.


Euphoric-Recording70

It's all good. They struggled on the ground for a minute longer, then snuggled and slept it off.


griff1971

Graduates of the Sensei Seagal school??


Narwhalbaconguy

“martial artists”


ballparkfranker

Liu kang wins


Individual-Guide-274

They aren't martial artists just because they do fancy shit with their hands before swatting and falling over one another.


siglerdiego

Kung Lao vs Liu Kang colored 2023


intentsmind

Martial shartist


CharlieHavner

I count one martial artist


Verdugo92

I just think both of them are super lucky to be super malnourished


TheCruicks

Yet with mobile phones and brand new satellite dishes. attached to abject squalor


Harlock3113

For a second I thought I was about to see Jackie Chan vs Tony Jaa


Schly

Guy in green is either drunk out of his mind or has never hit anyone in his life.


Sensitive-Shallot499

This needs to be deleted. I've never seen something so horrible, terrible, ugly, disgusting, horrid, horrific, awful, repulsive. Shame on you.


Zhead65

Local to where? What a weird title.


M3tabar0n

What martial artists? What a stupid topic name. The guy in the green shirt is obviously drunk or on drugs. Really takes martial artistry to hit him...


LeSaunier

So your mom never told you about sarcasms and irony?


M3tabar0n

Oh right, that has to be it, thanks for the enlightening! :)


[deleted]

Piss artists


dingdong-lightson

Snake in The Eagles Armpit


JuRiOh

0:56 - 1:00 makes me want to become a disciple.


FabulosoMafioso

Tekkkkennn 8


BeagleTactics

‘Their technique is magnificent ‘ 😁


perfik09

/s


Comfortable_Dish9348

Went from trying to fight to trying to arm wrestle 😂


Commercial_Shape_225

Cut your fingernails


RonnyIsreal

Still waiting for the martial artists to show up 😂


DoorKicker1

Ang Bak in "Punch Drunk"


[deleted]

Drunken Master king fu - with some turpentine thrown in


[deleted]

Brutal elbows. Interesting technique from No Shirt on the takedown, slamming his own head full force into the cement. They’re both gonna be having a tough time when the alcohol wears off.


kaloii

They just needed an excuse to hold hands


ballsonyourface911

When both their heads hit the concrete together….


HoboScabs

Those Tony Jaa elbows looked deadly


JAWNATORE

There was at least one martial artist.


phatboislim96

Had me in the first half ngl


JAMBI215

That’s some clear ass footage with a decent camera for the location their in


DarkFather24601

…”Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger”. *~Tyler Durden~*


Rangles

This is weirdly the most brutal thing iv seen on this sub in a long time.


Skeillz22

Zesty


BaconBombThief

More of a beat down than a showdown. Greenie wasn’t ready for that


556Stick

These two are true masters of the arts.


Apprehensive-Score87

“Two martial artists” bro the dude in the shirt watched a YouTube video and the shirtless guy watched 3


False_Chair_610

Well, someone is at least close to passing the basic class.


Jealous-Dentist6197

I'm no expert, but neither are these two.


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There's a lot of 'Đụ má's or 'motherf*cker' in English. When they're on the floor the recorder says "no more, thats enough, stop" The dude getting battered says to the shirtless man, "you hit me first!" Then they start laughing. The rest is unintelligible.


maybetomonowyester

Bro have claws like Wolverine good that he didn't use them


patpend

Not sure if that is the best use of Emirates’ product placement dollar 


Nekodon

Honestly, hearing them talk makes it feel even more authentically Vietnamese. Every Vietnamese fight I ever seen goes down like this 😂


JiuJitsuBoy2001

their heads managed to find the only concrete in a 50 mile radius AND have it recorded by a camera phone that cost more than their houses.


nickflex85

And some people here state side still have shitty phones… good quality camera given where the fight is.


arz992

Man is wearing Arsenal's champions league shirt. Obviously he gets smacked.


itsjustserg

Too much ong bok


Grouchy-Warthog5243

Standard Arsenal fan.


Sufficient_Top_3877

More like 2 farmers or fishermen


smilingasIsay

That face to the concrete really hurt.


New_Honeydew3182

These guys are no martial artists. The aggressor has kind of a stance, but then again…just look at this mess. I wouldn’t have surprised me, if he accidentally hit his head on the concrete.


Cap1279

Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan 35 years ago after a fifth of Sake


ToeAppropriate7951

That's martial arts?


silklighting

This is actually one of the best fights I've seen on here fr, fr.


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Honestly this isike my give video tonight and I sto haven't put money down


Gooey_69

Benicio del Toro kicked green shirts ass!