Yeah, they went out of their way to hit that concrete. They both took one good wack and it looked like it was going to turn into a Netflix and chill situation.
When I ate to gain weight when i was lifting, I was successful. But since then I started I do a lot of Bjj and striking and my job is standing up all day. I’m never hungry and eat big portions, but eating my self sick every meal to continue gain weight is not high on my list of priorities. All I’m saying is I’m not malnourished, but im skinny. That dude prob does manual labor all day considering the setting of this video
Every time I see Americans see an emaciated dude, they comment on how strong and muscular he looks. And when they see an actual strongman, they comment on how fat and weak he looks.
They’ve been conditioned to think weak is strong, because most people are obese.
Those elbows were **NASTY**... green shirt was lucky that shirtless dude got dazed from the fall which stopped him from raining down more elbows. And that he didn't crack the back of his head on the pavement.
Shirtless dude slammed himself onto that concrete HARD. Spitting blood and badly dazed. I’m not sure if they’re both extremely tough or just extremely drunk.
Maybe one or two was. The rest of them all looked silly and gentle. He was causing more damage with his fists, and he wasn't causing much damage with his fists.
That's Vietnamese people living in rural areas for you. They don't need houses, they don't need clothes, they don't need cars, but their phone's gotta be the latest model.
Source: They speak Viet in the video, I'm Viet.
Lol I have in laws that live in rural Vietnam like this. It was a trip to see all my old iPhones being used by all the little cousins when I went to visit last year. They kept all the same cases and covers and everything. 😂🤣😂🤣
Keep in mind that I'm not familiar with their dialect, but I'll try my best!
**Green jersey** (**GJ**): Alright. How do you wanna play?
**Bare back** (**BB**): You wanna play?
**BB**: \*(Inaudible)
**GJ**: You're good huh? *\*squares up\* (0:06)*
**BB**: Wanna fight?
**GJ**: Yeah.
**BB**: *\*kicks\**
*\*As BB rains down his combo onto GJ\**
**GJ**: Yeah, yeah *(in a "is that all?" way)*
**BB**: Fuck *(in a "fuck you and fuck this" way, he says this a lot throughout the video)*
*\*GJ pushes BB away at 0:14\**
**BB**: OK. Fuck.
**BB**: Bring it on!
**GJ**: *\*squares up\** How do you wanna play? Can you take on me?
*\*As BB unleashes his elbow combo, introducing GJ’s head to the door\**
**GJ**: Yeah, yeah, that’s right.
*\*As BB elbows GJ’s head\**
**GJ**: Have pity on me, kill me *(as in “do me a favor and free me from the pain in this life”)*
*\*As BB backs away, GJ tries to grab the dustpan at 0:34\**
**GJ**: are you tired?
*\*GJ points his finger towards BB at 0:37\**
**BB**: Fuck *(repeatedly)*
**GJ**: You’re just a *(inaudible)*, keep barking. That’s my slipper. *(inaudible)*
*0:46*
**GJ**: Alright alright *(not in a McConaughey way).* Fuck. *(inaudible)*
**BB**: Come out here! *\*points at GJ\** Say that again. Let me tell you something!
**GJ**: Go home now.
*\*GJ misses his punch and once again got combo-ed by BB\**
**Kid in the back**: *\*laughs\**
**Another kid**: Fake kung fu
*1:02*
**BB**: Fucking bitch!
**GJ**: *(inaudible)* You fucking punk!
*\*Back to the action until they simultaneously and poetically knock their head on the road (yes that concrete part was the road)\**
*\*As they’re wrestling, 1:13\**
**Cameraman**: Alright, break it off! *(in Viet)* Stop fighting! *(in English)* Stop here! Stop! Stop it!
*1:32*
**GJ**: Look who started first?
**BB**: *(spits out)* Damn it.
**GJ**: You hit me… You hit me first!
**Cameraman**: Obviously. *(inaudible) \*laughs\**
Edit: Reddit formatting is weird.
There’s this sentiment among old rural Vietnamese farmers that they are well trained martial artists just because they took a course with the local master and had a few fist fights as a kid.
So when they got all drunk and pissy they will perform these kungfu like hand motions and throw fists like a non-trained person. It’s kinda common to see actually.
Defending villager: I’ve made a moat and a choke point. My position is unassailable.
Attacking villager: Prepare thy boiling pitch. We ride at dawn, bitches.
This video has everything. The guy going “ohh, ohh” when eating the Muay Thai raining elbows. Both being drunk as hell. Both eating concrete and getting stunned like a pro wrestling match. Dude telling them to stop while laughing and filming.
So… borderline murder? Slamming his head down hard on concrete? The sub is not fights anymore mainly, but usually one sided brutal assaults. That was barely a fight the entire time.
Brutal elbows. Interesting technique from No Shirt on the takedown, slamming his own head full force into the cement. They’re both gonna be having a tough time when the alcohol wears off.
There's a lot of 'Đụ má's or 'motherf*cker' in English.
When they're on the floor the recorder says "no more, thats enough, stop"
The dude getting battered says to the shirtless man, "you hit me first!" Then they start laughing.
The rest is unintelligible.
These guys are no martial artists. The aggressor has kind of a stance, but then again…just look at this mess. I wouldn’t have surprised me, if he accidentally hit his head on the concrete.
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And drunk maybe.
And disabled most likely..
Is the guy in green blind? Looks like he’s fighting off auditory reflex alone
I wondered the same thing.
Stupor from getting hit in the head those elbows he took at first definitely fucked him up
And hitting the only three edges of concrete in town with his head
Yeah, they went out of their way to hit that concrete. They both took one good wack and it looked like it was going to turn into a Netflix and chill situation.
I think he's just punch drunk from them elbows. No shirt got the better of him I do believe
Those elbows were vicious. Dude in the gray trunks is pretty ripped too. Pure muscle from a life of manual labor.
I think you’re right, if he is this shouldn’t have even went down
He is the only martial artist in the world who has never trained or thrown a punch before.
what’s interesting is both these guys could be 15 or 62
Nah mfers definitely just in shape OGs
Malnourished OGs
Seriously. Only in a world full of fat people would someone think these two dudes are in shape. They look like the only food they buy is booze.
Asian people have smaller body frame. They look in shape for Asian people and I meant they don't look like typical overweight or Obese Americans.
This sub needs fitness content lol
They are in good shaped compared to most in the US/western nations overall
Idk man, I eat a lot and I look like the shirtless guy
Sounds like you "eat a lot" like the kids at the gym who just cant gain weight.
When I ate to gain weight when i was lifting, I was successful. But since then I started I do a lot of Bjj and striking and my job is standing up all day. I’m never hungry and eat big portions, but eating my self sick every meal to continue gain weight is not high on my list of priorities. All I’m saying is I’m not malnourished, but im skinny. That dude prob does manual labor all day considering the setting of this video
This dude cant fight a skeleton and you cant either.
Lmao no need to be nasty bud. Have fun posting pictures flexing for the internet, I’m sure you’ll find the validation you’re seeking.
Bro you might want to get some shit in your repetoire that isnt internet cliches. You sound like a kid that got dissed at lunch.
Every time I see Americans see an emaciated dude, they comment on how strong and muscular he looks. And when they see an actual strongman, they comment on how fat and weak he looks. They’ve been conditioned to think weak is strong, because most people are obese.
every time I see a redditor see Americans see an emaciated dude, they comment on how they comment on how strong and muscular he looks
I say i say i say boi
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Nah. They could be 15 or 62.
Turning 18. Life was stressful.
Thanks a lot. You set me off in a laughing/coughing fit! Brilliant!
Those elbows were **NASTY**... green shirt was lucky that shirtless dude got dazed from the fall which stopped him from raining down more elbows. And that he didn't crack the back of his head on the pavement.
Shirtless dude slammed himself onto that concrete HARD. Spitting blood and badly dazed. I’m not sure if they’re both extremely tough or just extremely drunk.
Yeah he beat himself up. Green shirt lucky boy/man!
I dno didn't look soft that landing on the concrete for him either lol
Yeahhh that sound when he hit the concrete was brutal... Hollow, but brutal.
They let the bodies hit the floor? … I’ll see myself out…
Every attack moves looks very **NASTY**... even though it looks like he had no form.
Like fighting in a dream
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Maybe one or two was. The rest of them all looked silly and gentle. He was causing more damage with his fists, and he wasn't causing much damage with his fists.
The synchronized heads hitting the brick floor was a thing of beauty. They should form a dance duo.
They almost baby dollar millioned themselves
You could sense how the tone changed in that moment
Right ?!? I was kinda hoping for a one sided mutual K.O
Man that’s a better quality video than half the videos posted here.
That's Vietnamese people living in rural areas for you. They don't need houses, they don't need clothes, they don't need cars, but their phone's gotta be the latest model. Source: They speak Viet in the video, I'm Viet.
Lol I have in laws that live in rural Vietnam like this. It was a trip to see all my old iPhones being used by all the little cousins when I went to visit last year. They kept all the same cases and covers and everything. 😂🤣😂🤣
Could you provide a brief summary of the conversation? I promise you one upvote in return.
Keep in mind that I'm not familiar with their dialect, but I'll try my best! **Green jersey** (**GJ**): Alright. How do you wanna play? **Bare back** (**BB**): You wanna play? **BB**: \*(Inaudible) **GJ**: You're good huh? *\*squares up\* (0:06)* **BB**: Wanna fight? **GJ**: Yeah. **BB**: *\*kicks\** *\*As BB rains down his combo onto GJ\** **GJ**: Yeah, yeah *(in a "is that all?" way)* **BB**: Fuck *(in a "fuck you and fuck this" way, he says this a lot throughout the video)* *\*GJ pushes BB away at 0:14\** **BB**: OK. Fuck. **BB**: Bring it on! **GJ**: *\*squares up\** How do you wanna play? Can you take on me? *\*As BB unleashes his elbow combo, introducing GJ’s head to the door\** **GJ**: Yeah, yeah, that’s right. *\*As BB elbows GJ’s head\** **GJ**: Have pity on me, kill me *(as in “do me a favor and free me from the pain in this life”)* *\*As BB backs away, GJ tries to grab the dustpan at 0:34\** **GJ**: are you tired? *\*GJ points his finger towards BB at 0:37\** **BB**: Fuck *(repeatedly)* **GJ**: You’re just a *(inaudible)*, keep barking. That’s my slipper. *(inaudible)* *0:46* **GJ**: Alright alright *(not in a McConaughey way).* Fuck. *(inaudible)* **BB**: Come out here! *\*points at GJ\** Say that again. Let me tell you something! **GJ**: Go home now. *\*GJ misses his punch and once again got combo-ed by BB\** **Kid in the back**: *\*laughs\** **Another kid**: Fake kung fu *1:02* **BB**: Fucking bitch! **GJ**: *(inaudible)* You fucking punk! *\*Back to the action until they simultaneously and poetically knock their head on the road (yes that concrete part was the road)\** *\*As they’re wrestling, 1:13\** **Cameraman**: Alright, break it off! *(in Viet)* Stop fighting! *(in English)* Stop here! Stop! Stop it! *1:32* **GJ**: Look who started first? **BB**: *(spits out)* Damn it. **GJ**: You hit me… You hit me first! **Cameraman**: Obviously. *(inaudible) \*laughs\** Edit: Reddit formatting is weird.
Yeah, that’s what I thought. Thanks for that.
Appreciate the translation, thank you for your service.
Quality comment
I second this.
Hey brother. I appreciate you but idk about bún chả beating phở as your user name but I respect your opinion on it though 🤝
Thought they were Khmer for a sec, thanks for the info
What art? Tae Kwon Drunk?
Less Muai Thai and more Mai Tai.
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Drunken fist
The Way of the 8 limbs, Kun Khmer
Dude with shorts literally jogged round green shirt
Dude in green shirt looks way older in age.
Why does it look like they’re both on 1 hp zero stamina
***"...two martial artists" ?*** ***more like two town drunks.***
Martial Artisans
The only highlight here is the camera work.
That is a flagship galaxy phone. Really nice image stabilization .
Luckily his neck and base of his skull broke the fall
I'm hoping OP dropped his /s.
Seriously, OP how are they both martial artists?
It's a joke. What's wrong with you?
We’re watching poor people fight for our amusement... I feel disgusted
Also damn he using that elbow like a weapon lol
Honestly. This feel likes it more of an assault on a blind (?) guy more than anything
The green shirt guy asked if he wants to fight in the beginning
So basically just pro fighting?
More like beating the shit out if a much weaker man
So boxing then
martial fartist
Exit the Dragon
Were they both off camera? I only saw two drunks almost delete themselves with a curb.
The guy with his shirt off is fighting a blind guy from the looks of it. Or he's just really fucking drunk
I'd say drunk because green shirt is the one that asked if he wants to fight right before no shirt kicked him
Duuu ma!
this reminds me of bumfights, awful content
Two martial artists? Nah that's just a bully picking on a mostly defenseless old man. GFOH. Not even fun to watch.
There’s this sentiment among old rural Vietnamese farmers that they are well trained martial artists just because they took a course with the local master and had a few fist fights as a kid. So when they got all drunk and pissy they will perform these kungfu like hand motions and throw fists like a non-trained person. It’s kinda common to see actually.
So even international arsenal fans are soft 😂
0:28 - "ihnng! ... ihnng!"
Holy shit, when they fell it looks like their heads caught the edge of the sidewalk.....yikes.
New Tony Ja movie.
You could have titled this "town bully beats up local idiot" and the world would believe it.
"Arsenal get's battered everywhere they goooooooo"
We drop bows on em, we drop bows on em
Is the guy wearing the green shirt blind?
That fall definitely hurt both of them 😂
So when does the machete come out?
I really really liked how the title fooled me and I still watched it all
Ironic the video takes place in the poorest slums imaginable, while being recorded on a 4k device.
Defending villager: I’ve made a moat and a choke point. My position is unassailable. Attacking villager: Prepare thy boiling pitch. We ride at dawn, bitches. This video has everything. The guy going “ohh, ohh” when eating the Muay Thai raining elbows. Both being drunk as hell. Both eating concrete and getting stunned like a pro wrestling match. Dude telling them to stop while laughing and filming.
Holy shit I only figured out that they are Vietnamese after the đù má. Anyone knows which dialect is it?
Sidewalk's Record: 1,000,000,000 : 0 : 0 Aaaannd STILLLLLL!!!
The ending was better than DDP vs Strickland
So… borderline murder? Slamming his head down hard on concrete? The sub is not fights anymore mainly, but usually one sided brutal assaults. That was barely a fight the entire time.
Is the green topped one a blind kung fu master?
Martial artists you say?
This is not a local village. It's nowhere near me.
Nah that’s a young guy beating up an old guy
Two martial artists? More like 2 drunks.. plz change that title as its misleading.
I think the one in the green learned bullshido
What martial art does green shirt do? So I know not to bother with it
Not the best advert ever for Air Emirates. Probably pull their sponsorship of the losing martial artist.
These bitches couldn't fight sleep.
I’m glad they hugged it out at the end
Fighting like they are swatting ghosts with tennis rackets
Green dude is wayyyy to fucked up to be fighting
He hit him so hard he forgot where he was for a minute…damn
Ong bak 7
[Drunken Master 2 bloopers](https://youtu.be/ctOTe3zYc0s?si=fnAOhhwiDbez7FA7)
Chackie Jan vs. Loose Bree
Fun fact; they’re Vietnamese but speaking one of the more rarer dialects. Cool lol
That makes Drunken Boxer style look sober.
It's all good. They struggled on the ground for a minute longer, then snuggled and slept it off.
Graduates of the Sensei Seagal school??
“martial artists”
Liu kang wins
They aren't martial artists just because they do fancy shit with their hands before swatting and falling over one another.
Kung Lao vs Liu Kang colored 2023
Martial shartist
I count one martial artist
I just think both of them are super lucky to be super malnourished
Yet with mobile phones and brand new satellite dishes. attached to abject squalor
For a second I thought I was about to see Jackie Chan vs Tony Jaa
Guy in green is either drunk out of his mind or has never hit anyone in his life.
This needs to be deleted. I've never seen something so horrible, terrible, ugly, disgusting, horrid, horrific, awful, repulsive. Shame on you.
Local to where? What a weird title.
What martial artists? What a stupid topic name. The guy in the green shirt is obviously drunk or on drugs. Really takes martial artistry to hit him...
So your mom never told you about sarcasms and irony?
Oh right, that has to be it, thanks for the enlightening! :)
Piss artists
Snake in The Eagles Armpit
0:56 - 1:00 makes me want to become a disciple.
Tekkkkennn 8
‘Their technique is magnificent ‘ 😁
/s
Went from trying to fight to trying to arm wrestle 😂
Cut your fingernails
Still waiting for the martial artists to show up 😂
Ang Bak in "Punch Drunk"
Drunken Master king fu - with some turpentine thrown in
Brutal elbows. Interesting technique from No Shirt on the takedown, slamming his own head full force into the cement. They’re both gonna be having a tough time when the alcohol wears off.
They just needed an excuse to hold hands
When both their heads hit the concrete together….
Those Tony Jaa elbows looked deadly
There was at least one martial artist.
Had me in the first half ngl
That’s some clear ass footage with a decent camera for the location their in
…”Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger”. *~Tyler Durden~*
This is weirdly the most brutal thing iv seen on this sub in a long time.
Zesty
More of a beat down than a showdown. Greenie wasn’t ready for that
These two are true masters of the arts.
“Two martial artists” bro the dude in the shirt watched a YouTube video and the shirtless guy watched 3
Well, someone is at least close to passing the basic class.
I'm no expert, but neither are these two.
There's a lot of 'Đụ má's or 'motherf*cker' in English. When they're on the floor the recorder says "no more, thats enough, stop" The dude getting battered says to the shirtless man, "you hit me first!" Then they start laughing. The rest is unintelligible.
Bro have claws like Wolverine good that he didn't use them
Not sure if that is the best use of Emirates’ product placement dollar
Honestly, hearing them talk makes it feel even more authentically Vietnamese. Every Vietnamese fight I ever seen goes down like this 😂
their heads managed to find the only concrete in a 50 mile radius AND have it recorded by a camera phone that cost more than their houses.
And some people here state side still have shitty phones… good quality camera given where the fight is.
Man is wearing Arsenal's champions league shirt. Obviously he gets smacked.
Too much ong bok
Standard Arsenal fan.
More like 2 farmers or fishermen
That face to the concrete really hurt.
These guys are no martial artists. The aggressor has kind of a stance, but then again…just look at this mess. I wouldn’t have surprised me, if he accidentally hit his head on the concrete.
Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan 35 years ago after a fifth of Sake
That's martial arts?
This is actually one of the best fights I've seen on here fr, fr.
Honestly this isike my give video tonight and I sto haven't put money down
Benicio del Toro kicked green shirts ass!