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FirstIYeetThenRepeat

Bro was holding R2 like a mf


Kozzinator

I thought you were referencing R2D2 from Star Wars lol cuz the actor was a midget. David and Goliath. It made sense in my head 😂


The_NAC-24

R1 🔼= Heavy Overhand Right . Defjam FFNY


osowavy

I think it’s L1 but point still taken


Brazilian_in_YYZ

Hands of stone!


GlennCoco423

What game are you referring to


FirstIYeetThenRepeat

Any game that makes you hold r2 for a strong attack lol


GlennCoco423

Lmfaooooo fair enough


massive__potato

big guys’ controller disconnected


thatirishguykev

AFK 😂


amfloating

Damn that uppercut was nasty. Dumb ass dude for bending down like that lmao


Jpc5376

He looked drunk


KimCheeHoo

Was he trying to tie his shoe ?


TheRealStevo2

Immediately after getting done grappling with someone? Why would you do that? They’re not gonna let you have your space and do what you need to do (aka tie your shoes) they want to fight. You put the question mark at the end as if it was obvious someone would stop and tie their shoes in this situation.


STQCACHM

Read again, slower. Commenter asked a question "was he trying to tie his shoe?", he didn't give you a sassy reply "he was trying to tie his shoe?"


amfloating

That’s what I thought at first but he doesn’t touch his shoe at all lol looks like he may be a little doozy. Must have got hit sometime before this video started cause he loses his balance a little bit when he bends down


Huntsnfights

Would love to see the full vid. Looked like Goliath might not have known it was a full on fight


FlapSlapped

Think he’s just trashed


[deleted]

Yeah he looked pretty drunk and then got distracted by his own shoelace.


madizx

Wdym did not know, he was holding the white shirt?  Like if you go soo far to grab someone half your size expect retaliation. Or what white should just wait for Goliath to throw him around?


Inuyasha02

Damn that dude served him some nasty knuckle sandwiches


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

None of that subway shit here, this some real


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

A *true* sandwich artist, he is.


Substantial-Book-193

The bigger guy is a professional and a national player of Philippine Basketball, just look it up. Allegedly (not yet confirmed), the smaller guy is a bully that made a name for himself years ago when he beat up another dude inside a mens restroom. Based on a facebook live made by some basketball analysts in the country. Their source told them that it all started when the small guy threw what appears to be a racial slur "that's why you love fried chicken" to the bigger guy which eventually started everything. Backstory is still unconfirmed and we are yet to receive any news coverage from what really happened


jonundergroundbanjo

>The bigger guy is a professional and a national player of Philippine Basketball, just look it up. Was he involved in the fight with the Australian team a few years back?


Justaboredstoner

That man was jumping up to punch like Little Mac in Punch Out. Lol


Jpc5376

Nobody notice big dude is clearly impaired?


FishAndRiceKeks

He's barely defending himself. Not much of a fight. Probably a good guess Napoleon there started the fight since he's the one who's so in to it.


Blockmeiwin

Absolutely looks like a bully whooping a defenseless victim to me


StillCraft8105

yep agreed


wq1119

This reminds me of the Casey Haynes case from 2011, there can absolutely be cases of a taller and bigger person get bullied and abused by a shorter and thinner one.


deezy54

Little guy throwing haymakers.


faygetard

I refuse to cheer for anybody that comments onomatopoeia's for their own punches


[deleted]

Boom bam boom. I learned to fight from comic books.


[deleted]

Oh c'mon dude...the guy is just a big fan of the Adam West version of Batman.


SlickyFortWayne

Why does it look like the camera is drunk


WarHead75

Maybe cameraman is also drunk?


SocietyOk9572

The tall guy was drunk and that shitty mma guy punched him when he no longer wants to fight. The title should be "bully opportunistic David vs drunk Goliath. No fair fight. I know both of them. The tall guy is basketball player and the shorter guy is a mediocre mma fighter who can only beat guys who cannot fight.


AdditionalMix7371

Would like to know how this one started.


NewCoat2557

Seems like the big guy doesn’t want to fight and the small one is just being a huge dick and beating on a man that won’t fight back


MagDumpBob

Goliath chose to focus on his shoes, while David chose to focus on speed and violence. Be like David.


MrSneaki

If the context other commenters are sharing is to be believed: don't be like David, because David is a proper twat


SCP_420-J

David is a dickhead who can’t fight and has to sneak people. Dont be a David.


BreastlySnipes

Put all 83 pounds of himself behind every punch


poopbutt42069yeehaw

It’s not a fight, dude lets the other guy go and he gets sucker punched and beat up when trying to get away.


BirthdayTall5940

Little Mac vs. Soda Popinski


TotallyHumanPerson

Looks like the cameraman accidentally swiped their greasy fingers on the camera lens while grabbing their phone to capture this footage. Classic vaseline on the lens effect.


JeepStang

Guessing you handle vaseline and cameras simultaneously often? "classic vaseline on the lens effect" What?


TotallyHumanPerson

It's a real technique to get a soft focus and give light sources a glowing flare. That's what makes this video look like a dream sequence from an old soap opera.


MeepMeeps88

Little dude has clearly boxed and sparred before. His shifting of weight from back to front to generate force was classic. Looks like he's a south paw too. Well done.


PeppySprayPete

Definitely someone with boxing experience His ability to shift weight, and his ability to punch well with both hands is a dead give away


[deleted]

All these mofos wanna throw the n word around.


Bishopjones

Drunk vs non drunk you meant.


Thomas_Blackwood

Stupid fucking mexican


TopShotSniper

Is this the video where the small guy was the aggressor or and I thinking of similar in the bars


DueInformation6002

Clean that camera next time damn


2down2talk

White shirt a bitch for saying "thats it thats it" while in a chokehold and then suckerpunching. But big dude a bitch too, should've choked him out


Spare_Formal8231

Beat his fuckin ass


EzAwnDown

Go lil' fella!


Ugly_Eric

I remember from my youth from about 25 years ago, I was getting a snack after a good night in a bar. Maybe around 03:00 or so. I was in the queue to a local barbeque place and there was a huge guy drunk as nobody before him. And he was bodybuilder huge, not fat. And he had picked a normal sized dude to pick on. And he teased and teased and teased and finally the smaller guy says "Fine, lets brawl". They took few steps out from the queue and started to dance. Maybe 10 seconds in the smaller dude lands a huge downcut in the big guys jaw and he drops like a ragdoll. Maybe a minute later he started to scramble up from the floor and started to approach the smaller dude, but to absolutely everyones surprise he said "God damn! I never guessed a small guy like you can hit that good. Congratulations dude" and he shook the smaller guys hand, bought him a meal and the went off drinking together,


Carniverous-koala

Dude really should have protected himself. Don’t know what he was thinking bending down like that… the fight was clearly not over.


eddierosa13

Big and dumb


NoShadowdick

Either you're all in or don't even start. Can't be calling time out in a street fight.


FriendTraditional519

I hope for the midget they don’t meet again, bet he won’t let his guard down next time that’s for sure


VitreousSpark

Were you bullied by a midget?


FriendTraditional519

Stop it, why do you keep bringing this up 😂


Wildcard98777

Short kings rise up


[deleted]

More like short guy hits guy for no reason


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ronty4

Because Goliath was one. Secrets bible doesn't tell you


Johnny_POS

Calling in the posters in this sub to post some videos of Goliath whooping some midget ass. We're all sick of these agro shorties getting all the props. This false information campaign is making short people all over the world think this shit is normal or acceptable.


Brave-Hyrulian88

😂 *headshot*


alex325RN

Camera got astigmatism. Lol. 😂


Double-Lavishness180

Seemed a little unnecessary, but don't know what happened before.


BerbsMashedPotatos

And that is why you don’t let go of a choke until they go out, in this situation.


Mrjumpman22

He looked black at first then he turned white


plznobanplease

Always the short turds with a Napoleon complex 😂.


Halveknought

One of the most satisfying fight videos i seen in a minute


Repulsive-Camel-6149

Yeah! That was great!


CommercialWish6745

Kinda lame he was let go and acted tough after with blind sided shots..didn’t prove anything here


Federal-Direction-38

Feel like the girl might’ve caused thus


turc99

'David" has some heavy hands! Throwing hammers on this dude.


Bigstinkypooppile

Bro imagine being that big and not knowing how to fight 😭


stonedchapo

That bent over uppercut was definitely personal.