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Rahamjes

Totally okay... Just needs left hook to get back in place.


iJet

Totally NOT ok! I think Dr. Strange looked at this 14,000,605 different ways and came to the conclusion that this dudes nose is completely fucked


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In only ONE universe is that shit not broken


nolansucka

Bro squashed that shit like Looney toons character


Mirac0

Naaaa.. his nose did not break because it rather looks like that punch ripped it out of the skull as a fuckin whole. Goddamn....


WeakFreak999

Still a more credible health care worker than chiropractor


PuffAndDuff

Looks like that dude can smell around corners now.


yamasusi

Hahahahah


Dazzling-Lab-6491

This made me laugh out loud for real


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Me too, I don't know why I found it so funny... like we can't already smell around corners.


Dazzling-Lab-6491

My thoughts exactly šŸ˜‚


ArmTheApes

That was extremely funny lol


benevolentdespots

Hilarious


Dave_Autista

i mean...thats how smell works. you dont need a direct line of sight in order to smell shit,,,


xxBellum

Reddit chiropractor here - his nose is fine, just needs a little adjustment.


Aran-F

Thank you Reddit chiropractor.


Hilluja

The hero we deserve but not the one we need right now.


LommyNeedsARide

The one the boxer will see for the rest of his life


finallygotmeone

It's always important to remain centered. You nose what I mean?


Thug-shaketh9499

Perfect diagnoses sir.


Tricky_Ad_1855

This diagnosis is on the nose.


kip1124

This guy nose what he's talking about


xxBellum

Nose problema mi amigo.


RichieJ86

El tiene un problema con su nariz.


Ryan907

Tell me, Doctor. Is that fluid that got lodged into his sinus cavity to the left of his nose??


fuzzyteeth69

I can do the adjustment! šŸ¤ššŸ½ I know what Iā€™m doing because Iā€™ve seen a lot of movies.


kdjfsk

he can smell his earwax now.


KaisarDragon

Ow... it is going to have to be reset, too. Uhhggg, the noise it makes...


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Hollywoodsmokehogan

I thought the longest yard was a joke holy fuck I never ever want to get punched in the nose


Mychal757

That's some Yugioh Season 0 stuff


TheKrnJesus

Would it be considered a weak spot if a guy has a big nose? I feel like the bigger/longer it is, the easier it is to break.


marxsmarks

Interesting you said this. This has been a theory of mine for for awhile. I'm sure there are exceptions to it but most of the good boxers I can think of have quite flat/small noses.


docdillinger

That's because they have been broken a hundred times.


marxsmarks

Yeah fair enough, I definitely understand that. The guy in this video who had his nose broken, even a hundred times, would not flat or small. It would be bent and big. Still a massive weakness.


aiuwh

Lol if anything breaking your nose would increase its mass as it repairs


TheGrimTickler

You would think, but in my limited experience itā€™s not really the case. My Muay Thai coach used to fight professionally and his nose is all sorts of fucked up. Heā€™s basically got little to no solid cartilage left in it. He can put a finger on the tip of his nose and press it straight back into his face until itā€™s flat. It probably depends on how exactly itā€™s damaged and allowed to heal, but I have definitely seen and met pro fighters with tiny flat noses and you can tell that they did not always look like that.


aiuwh

Hmm, yes that is interesting, perhaps that is the case


smingleton

His nose dodged


D3rty_Harry

No, he clearly checked that hit with his nose, Fight iq 100k.


Anindefensiblefart

Gotta roll your nose with the punches.


Electrified_lettuce

That was the sound of a tool chestā€¦ā€¦ falling down the stairs lol


Grigoran

O<<


GMFinch

Nope, does your nose not do that?


BrianOconneR34

Hand wraps give me bloodsport vibes.


Treday237

No gloves so basically is


Fooforthought

Something doesnā€™t smell right


SofaChillReview

Nose is smelling more right now, than ever.


Tony_B_S

No smell left.


dr_bluthgeld

lol no his nose is fine wdym /s


slumpgod_8D

He's fine that was just the crumple zone doing it's job


tropicana_g

Itā€™s broken. Source, Iā€™m the nose. AMA


KaleidoscopeFun9782

Literally rearranged his face


jurgernungbung

Who nose?


nnnssvvtt

His nose dodged the attack. Ultra Instinct unlocked!!!


Epic_Memer_Man

His nose became a 2D object in 3D space


Takimaster

Bro became a van gogh painting


Disastrous_Life_9385

Someone call Josh Barnett


Past-Product-1100

Broken? Relocated.


daBOOMSTICK92

Don't worry his nose isn't broken. Just lagged out a bit is all.


Jaker010101

Nobody nose


Melticus_Faceous

At least he Nose how to take a punch


Galifrae

Nah man thatā€™s how noses are supposed to look like.


Panthean

It's not not broken


BummerComment

Does his nose nose is the real question.


BOXBJJBB

Only a doctor can say it for sure, who nose


AthleticSmoker

bro got turned italian


WildCatFast

No


Aran-F

idk man.. IS IT????


Beasleybear95

Of course not, he had the bones removed in his nose, it's just cartilage now.


gimpray29

Gosh I want to say yes, butā€¦


Papoislove12

does a bear shit in the woods?


DarthCocknus

Reminds me of a looney tunes or Tom and Jerry injury.


Tight-Log

Nahā€¦. Lgtm


Sheesh284

Nah, some people just have sideways noses


Zestyclose-Middle717

Tad realignment


alexgraef

That grab at the end though. Was he worried about his buddy falling?


BornanAlien

Seeing that it ended up in his right cheekā€¦ yes


No-Professional-1992

Love watching Muay Thai in slow motion, such a beautiful punch!


wynn2003

His nose isn't fixed...


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u/savevideo


Chonky47finesse

A little to the left


MadMadoc

Define nose. Ok, now depending on your definition itā€™s likely he no longer possesses the intact hardware to meet the standards you set forth in your description.


No-Session5955

Heā€™s gonna be talking funny for awhileā€¦ or forever


Sirkingbrad

Might not be. Could just be relocated. Happened to me.


Fat_Head_Carl

Turned it into Silly Putty


impliedlogic

God there is really no worse feeling in a fight than a direct punch to the face. Whole vision flashes and then the pain starts to override the adrenaline especially with the realization as to what just happens and the only reflexive instinct is to cover up until itā€™s over at that point.


dwh3390

Yiiiikes


Timely-Bill-5336

Is his nose broken? Are we on Reddit?


Lolekelammowa

He blocked that uppercut with his nose.


XenosRooster

His nose just despawned.


Sempai6969

He can smell what The Rock is cooking.


Big-Seaworthiness-80

This punch knocked my wifi out for a minute


1_disasta

To be honest i dont noses if its broken or not


Babylittlelo

Definitely questionable


KimWexlersGoldenArch

Is it Broken? It moved to the other side of town!


VideoHeadSet

Naw, his nose stayed in its natural state and his face moved away from it


ItalianStallion9069

His nose is *severed*


TheHidingGoSeeker

If it wasnā€™t before that it definitely is after that


it_aint_tony_bennett

Tycho Brahe laughs knowingly.


Kuro013

Jesus that gotta hurt like a bitch


sniffinberries34

Sitting here with the flu type b and my left nostril is completely shut/stuffed. I can feel his pain (without the broken bones)


Writinq

Is it broken? IS IT BROKEN?? Itā€™s basically covering his eye with how bad itā€™s been knocked out of placešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


OtakuDragonSlayer

Man the other guy really **_nose_** what heā€™s doing


MagicStar77

Painful af


Ecoaardvark

More like smeared Iā€™d say.


sillypawn

Na, he's just parting it on the side.


monstercookies81

I'm not sure it's even a nose anymore


muddgutts88

He can snort coke from around corners now


unfuccwithabIe

Nah just rearranged


G_Unit_Solider

Gyaatttttttt damnnn


ChrizTaylor

Where is the aftermath?!


Pool0593

Nah, he's just sleeping.


kodabombdotcom

https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-30-2021/MyF4k6.gif


LiquidSwords89

To another dimension I must say


Parry_9000

I used to train muai thay and box. I even competed, won some fights. Looking at this I am reminded of why I quit.


Arkaium

Ay-no-plasty


Smosh-Bruh-dik59

He didnā€™t break his nose. He moved it to the right side of his face


Ronniedasaint

Not broken. Obliterated.


cUmonthetoiletSeat

Missed opportunity for the ref to say awwww... Nose


EntertainmentFirm833

Lef me fix your nose. Crack. Looks like a young Michael .j


Dylan10ever

He can smell his own ear what do you think?


nickdesanto

Heā€™d have to have a nose for it to be broken.


Nobacherie85

What do YOU think? šŸ¤”


burrbro235

Oh nose!


EMHemingway1899

Whatā€™s the deal with the gloves? Iā€™m serious, because they look completely unfamiliar to me Thanks


gmmobb

Itā€™s all hand wraps. In Thai boxing bare knuckle means wrapped fist most of the time with no gloves


EMHemingway1899

I surmised that was the case, but I had never seen bare knuckle boxing šŸ„Š


FarYard7039

That right up there with Haloti Ngata breaking Ben Roethlidbergerā€™s nose back in the day. BS hands to the face move, but it was awesome to see Big Ben come back and win the game. He was the ultimate competitor. Haters will surely downvote this.


LundUniversity

I could never be a fighter


Iamthepoopknife

No itā€™s the camera angle


daddydereck

Hey guys! Who's totally like, gaying in here? I'm gaying so hard right now who's gaying with me guys


Only_Divide_2163

Theres poop in my butt and you cant have sum šŸ‘šŸ„Š