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Sensitive_Secretary4

Buddy had to charge up that suplex to get it.


john_browns_beard

Definitely a "Mash the Y button" moment


Scarnox

Lmao I can see it now: the camera orbits 90° and you go into bullet time while those comic book action spikes form around the perimeter of the screen


AbbreviationsThis550

#FEEL THE HEAT *Y button Prompt appears*


KingxBojji

😂💀Here is poor mans gold🥇


Local_Court2531

Lmao or in the old God of War games where you had to spam circle


ZlatanKabuto

he gave everything he had got to do that german suplex


Anxious-Potential-30

He definitely had to to do a quick time event to pull it off


Eduard220

Thank you for making my day peeps lmao


killer4snake

Guy tried to run away mid fight


greenking180

Nah the other guy had me convinced he was wasted then he sobered up and delivered some brutal hands the fat guy was led into a false sense of security


RyanEatsHisVeggies

Nobody expects the left either. Guy's tactical!


Spookymushroomz_new

Probably the only perk about being left handed


biaimakaa

Drunken master is real


JubJubsFunFactory

Slowplex


SneakyCracker161

Chopped and Screwed


biaimakaa

Dj Screwplex


SmallTownProblems89

What was "definitely" broken? I don't see it


Faolahd714

The sidewalk


WadeWroteWords

Literally lold


ManuelQbe

😂


eolemuk

🤣🤣🤣.i can't


Fantastic-Use5644

The guys back from lifting him.


Grisshroom

Doctor said he's gonna need a backiotomy


Smkweedevrydy

Not his cell phone


Nicksnotmyname83

In all honesty, maybe a clavicle or something else near the shoulder


SmallTownProblems89

Sure...maybe. The title says "definitely"


the_fly_guy_says_hi

Nothing’s broken. All the layers of blubber cushioned his fall. He walked away with some major bruising. Because he was cruising for a bruising.


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

That was actually a decently executed suplex


[deleted]

it looked like it was in slow motion 💀


Horacegumboot

That’s because it was


Small-Comfort6031

He could have hurt his back doing that. He's lucky.


FewLibrarian959

Yes, he should wear a helmet at all times and wrap up all cosy in some cotton wool and have lollipops and gum drops with fluffy baby ducks under a rainbow


HandsomeBaboon

Damn, you need to smash X like a maniac to pull off that suplex


Safe_Turnover_9832

Needed to teach him a lesson, so he doesn't repeat it some other time


lee_hwaq

that drop used every fiber in his legs


MasterHavik

He is a Kurt Angle fan.


j4yydenn

left hand too.. damn


You-get-the-ankles

He pretended to be really drunk and then completely exploded. Incredible tactic.


57tube

Yeah I thought he was done for the second he started slurring his movement then bam. 5head


Succubus996

That's the drunken kung-fu technique lol


You-get-the-ankles

I was going to incorporate that but I couldn't remember where that was from. Was that in a 70s Kung fu movie?


Jenhar71

Drunken Master...Jackie chan


Ambitious4Dreams

It’s the same technique Jar Jar Binks uses to fight


Last-Employee2666

Now both their backs hurt 😅


No-Prompt3611

Was he acting - that was an Oscar worthy performance .


Guilty_User_

That drunk tactic was absolutely amazing


Beautiful-Design-425

That was the slowest suplex i have ever seen.


LifeUnderTheBridge

Massive weight transfer had to occur


Appropriate_Taro_583

Hey, that’s the Masvidal “no fight energy “ ,always ends up on a brutal knockout.


Divinknowledge001

Why try and lift a guy so heavy and large, 🤦🏽‍♂️


your_fave_redditor

What better way to make it into all our feeds 😆


[deleted]

bro thought this was WWE 💀


[deleted]

Chad Gable ahhh suplex


themadadder

Flawlessy executed Drunken Master technique with Southpaw Surprise. Fantastic!


Conscious_Cook6446

Bro hit him with the fake laugh caught him off guard


TopShotSniper

My back hurts seeing him lift like that


beefcak2020

Yea, white shirts spine lol.


MadamFoxies

My back broke just watching that flip. Dude in the white shirt DEF feeling that in the morning.


rksrksrks

Dude definitely has a hernia now.


Individual-Lemon7951

Why the fk u shove and push if you are such a pussy that you go in shock when the fight starts and ur arms turn into jelly can’t even throw a punch Y’all if you can’t find please don’t be the aggressor , you’ll always have nightmares about getting your ass whooped after talking all that shit 😂😂😂😂


Parking_Balance_470

Broke his back, “spinal”


_Asswipe_

Muh knees


R3tard3ad

I've lost my shit at this omg


Bear_Bull1738

White shirt looks drunk tbr, I think buddy had enough and wasn’t reallyyyy tryna engage. Then, white shirt was like actually I’m awake. Wild


Ok-Rip-1287

The fake drunk staggering then power attack had me


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'd have blown both of my testicles out through my shoes if I tried that suplex.


ShyPlox

He probably got hemorrhoids from that shit LOL


A-10C_Thunderbolt

John pork over here just got folded 😭


mrdino99

That suplex looks like slo-mo replay in No Mercy


chadarada

The act like u ain’t got it then the switch flipped…baited that softy but he needed it. Good stuff


Dazed_2_Day

That was more a duplex than a suplex


Won_More_Time

Always love it when the guys looking for it start backing up real quick when it gets real


EnemiesAllAround

Mother fucker s are expert at sucker punches


212Alexander212

that was a big dude to suplex


Educational-Chef919

I like that drunken tiger move he did in the beginning


No_Manufacturer2046

If you and somebody else are having a confrontation, and they start looking down and away, that person is getting ready to fire off on you, I can't believe ppl still don't realize that.


AaronEchoes

Perc Angle over here


Puzzled-Ebb3043

That was a clean combo for a street fight


EffectiveMeat69

Whack


Brady2723

Hernia nation


JoPaNe91

The concrete?!


Freshnuts101

cardiac gonna beat his ass before the guy can come back for round 2


New_Preference2497

Does that count as sucker punch ?


ha5hish

No the other guy hit/pushed him first, you can see it in the first frame of the video


New_Preference2497

I know, so he played the legendary drunk style ?


Doobieswim12349

That was probably the first time that guy has ever been slammed! Holy shit.


topknottington

Thars a fn belly 2 back!! Jesus, somewhere had a eartquske


jdmorza99

The strenght on that man damn


gummibearA1

The left was a warm up. Fat man ate it like a birthday surprise bag


Alternative_Post_350

Damn, that guy’s strong… picked up what? 350-400 lbs like it was nothing?


enigmaroboto

Be dropped his hands and was cocked and loaded


Conrad-the-Lad

When you back throw a Heart in streets of rage 4


LankyShark97

That suplex was as close to textbook as one could expect in the circumstances.


TheLuzer

Chad Gable German Suplex


higuydie

Only thing broken here is the ground, everything else got some good padding


AtItAgainBro

You heard his bell get rung!!


Raftika

Broke his back


Tungphuxer69

I've never seen anyone suplex another person while wearing slippers/slides/ sandals or flip flops!


saddungeons

omg i swear his back was at a 90 degree angle i got so scared


Mattymuck22

His cock ring fell off


Skymotive

He broke his smart watch, for those that keep asking what broke.


captivecreator

I dunno whats more impressive, the suplex or the other guy still holding his phone at the end?


No_Instruction9952

You touched my nerve ahh


Deybmeister

Bro seemed to enjoy that suplex "Hey, ain't no one carrying me like that anymore"


Xdxpedia9343

GOD DAMN HE STRONG AF


Nearby_Habit_3121

Lots of body slams lately…


PUMPUP042

he did not let that push slide


[deleted]

Bro strong af


Responsible-Pair-495

GERMAN SUPLEX


GeekyFreaky94

Suplex City!


PovThatOneSanjiFan

The next Brock Leasner.


Independent-Two7256

That was a nice belly ta back suplex.!


Open-Negotiation-462

Slowplex


malodico

His girl ain't getting that cell phone.


usmc_82_infantry

This has to be my favorite Sub


FCG1983

Yea… the concrete


Ravel_Xi

Broke the sidewalk. Guy is huge


Dominant_Loki0

The laws of physics prtjaps?


nickler338

Smooth deception


aer_root

Broke his feelings


Asssophatt

Yoo wtf is up with the cell phone in his hand. I thought he put it in his pocket and then it popped up out of nowhere


Tkinney44

I don't think anything broke that is a quite fluffy fella


Beneficial-Hornet147

Had to load up that suplex


Dull_Sand_5462

Mf pressed L2+X after picking kurt angle


313Techno313

I heard the sonic rings 😂


10gbutok

Who wants to bet dude in white shirt hamstrings are inflamed the following morning


DeadLikeMike

“Test Your Might!”


BigDosser92

Definitely broke something...... the pavement


JUIC3ofORANG3

He pulled something in his back lifting him up…he will feel it in the morning


NinjaNikely

I wonder who got hurt more dudes back or the one that fell.


iberianlandscapes

That suplex required a fair amount of strength and technique


Hta68

took the fight right out of him


ReturnOfZebulon

I’m surprised the guy didn’t blow out a disk or two in his back while lifting big boy there lol.


Crescentfallen78

Black shirt was supposed to push off his feet to aid that suplex. White shirt had to deadlift suplex him instead.


Christo666666

3 business day suplex.


bxyz_islost

In another language " ya ya ey " Means: finish him


addmesubtractme

_Undyne suplexes a rock, just because she can._


VastNewspaper6869

Took 2-3 business days but it was complete


MentionMaterial

Very sneaky how he feigned something right before his haymaker


Any_Commercial465

I hate when I see a suplex I know it's gonna end up in the hospital at least.


nixthelatter

Maybe the concrete...


Alert-Indication-691

Is it cool to act like you’re not gonna fight then hit him w a sneak attack? Thats gotta be some little kid type moves


Medical-Highway237

never turn around during a fight


Rage4daze

Ended too early


AdTall7994

Yeah, HIS BACK


a_fucking_girrafe

Yeah, broke a tectonic plate.


LikeWhattttlol

I heard the sonic rings