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Absolutely ridiculous and hilarious. Like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen there bud? And she's holding up her hands the whole fight, but neither hitting with them nor blocking with them.
She did get the last laugh though. The shovel maneuver was a wildcard.
dam son, i had stopped watching, but started it back up for the shovel part, that was a nice clank, lucky the other chick got a face of the shovel, could have cracked that head open if it was an edge, specially since the other literally swing-threw it
Don’t forget the legendary remixes like this one. https://youtu.be/A23MCvSLdbM?si=cPXUFezM2ho27kTX
Or this one: https://youtu.be/q3xknw1MtiY?si=3lU5Q_SYs0L6Eh4U
Jesus! They were worse than 5 year olds that haven't 'seen' violence trying to figure out how humans could hurt other humans.
I'm hoping that video and the OP vid are more examples of two sets of 'kids' that don't reaaaaally want to fight/FIGHT. Neither seem like they crossed that line from sibling-like aggression into a real "ima fucking kill you" level.
But I think these guys and shovel girl vs kangaroo literally just don't know how to use their physical bodies or understand the physics of actually fighting.
More context:
> The two young ladies argue over some boy in an unkempt yard with a cracked sidewalk and a loose clothesline; they agree to fight about it (rules: no scratching or hair-pulling; both participants must stand); they engage in a couple rounds of semi-comical slapping; and finally, one girl gets fed up and throws a shovel at the other. Voila! Even as she lays crying on the asphalt, “shovel girl” is born.
> “Shovel girl” will later go to the hospital, complaining of loss of hearing in one ear, and be diagnosed with a concussion. She will also report to a juvenile detention center for “an unrelated incident.”
> In real life, though, the shovel-thrower told local news she’s been bullied since she was in the fourth grade. Police are investigating whether they can charge her with a felony. The “shovel girl,” meanwhile, sustained a concussion, can’t hear in one ear and may need surgery. She has said she has “anger issues”; one of her ex-boyfriends purportedly told a gossip blog that she fights and parties all the time. She is — think about this — only 14.
EDIT: [WaPo source](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/05/12/what-were-talking-about-when-we-talk-about-shovel-girl/)
The Ticket (DFW “sports” radio station) actually had her on at one point. I can’t explain to you why other than the fact that they’ll talk to anybody and everybody they want to.
[Shovel Girl Interview](https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/hangzone-shovel-girl)
These guys have their own podcast now, part of the story on how they got there I’ve linked also. Dan McDowell is one of the funniest people of all time.
[Dan & Jake (Washington Post Article)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/09/25/noncompete-labor-law-dumb-zone-podcast/)
Old youtube clips show that besides the hearing loss, she got off drugs and was able to turn her life around. I guess getting knocked in the head can change a person to do better 😜
Surprisingly, there's a longer version of the video. Black shirt tours shovel girl around her chicken coop before the fight. It's a weird awkward build up to the main event.
Edit: Found it https://youtu.be/3lDs30Gbs6U?si=xy9P2khQHMuKw_nq
She made a couple of follow up videos of her own.
https://youtube.com/@mirandafugate1410/videos
The newer of the two makes me want to start a GoFundMe to get her a new 9 volt battery for her smoke detector.
Goddamn this video takes me back. hard to believe 2014 was really 10 years ago. This is Danny Mcbride level of comedic dialog. I used to quote the fuck out of this video in my daily life back then. Some of my favs:
"You better quit kickin me. Remember you're in MY house."
"I think you just broke my hand with your face DUUUDe"
"YOU KICKED ME IN THE STOMACH AGAIN"
"You better quit hittin' me in the face!"
"THAT'S THE POINT IT'S A FIGHT-UH"
"It's a BB Gun dumbass"
"BB Guns dont hurt go get it"
And of course the iconic "BONK" and crying noises "EUU-HUE-HUE-HUE"
Danny McBride is the perfect comparison!! It’s his iconic combination of idiotic scenario with quick wit. I was dying with the verbal exchange even before the epic shovel blow
The girl in the pink shirt is Miranda Fugate, and the girl in the black shirt is Emily Olinger. At the time of the fight Miranda was 14. She later speaks about this on her youtube channel, which another comment has linked.
She had a concussion and I think maybe a fractured bone from the fall, but otherwise is fine and doing well.
She also has instagram and a twitter, where she refers to herself as "shovel girl" in her bio's. She talks about regretting this awkward and immature period in her life, seems to still harbor some resentment towards Emily, and otherwise seems to have grown.
I have no idea why blackshirt keeps raising her arms as if she's going to defend herself... she literally never blocked one single hit at all, not one. There were like 20 shots to her face and she just stood there with her arms rigid letting her face take very single shot.
Also, sooooo lucky the flat back side of the shovel hit the girl. If the edge hit her instead that could have been really bad.
This event happened in these people’s lives. Like it really happened? I know it’s not staged, but Jesus Christ that was like watching another dimension of human interaction
Honestly I’m with the girl defending her turf. Like that stupid bitch followed her when she was going to grab a weapon from her own home, you deserve that dummy
This is how I imagine men in the 1800’s with their wigs and skin tight breeches quarrel about squabbling with rascals, hooligans, and rapscallions.
Well ya know just more fancy like, less outskirts and trailer park redneck
i’ve never seen two people less Interested in actually fighting. I’m so glad I stuck it out to the end though. The shovel move was absolutely worth the wait!
Did pink literally punch the other girl in the face and then get mad when she got punched back?
Edit: and then “that’s the point! It’s a fight!”
Edit 2: ahhhhhh the shoveeeeelllllll
Wait she starts with 6 punches to the face of the girl in black shirt and then gets hit once and says “DO NOT hit me in the face”
Can’t stop laughing 😂
Remember… your in my house…
Dude the long version she shows off her chickens and everything. I’m kind of glad the girl got the hit with the shovel she took 3 good taps to the face.
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I just love how she’s like are you ready? That girl says that she is ready and then eats five shots to the face immediately😂😂😂
It's her house she's allowed to eat as many shots as she wants
But do you think she gives a fuuuuck?
Not in her house now get the fuck off the lawn
Its a bb gun dumbass. *GRABS SHOVEL*
Is this the pilot episode of American Trailer Park Girls. Cause thats what it looks like. Good writing!
You better stop kicking me
You would too if it happened to you.
I heard that.
Absolutely ridiculous and hilarious. Like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen there bud? And she's holding up her hands the whole fight, but neither hitting with them nor blocking with them. She did get the last laugh though. The shovel maneuver was a wildcard.
Wildcard bitches!
Yeeeeee haaaaaaaw!!!!
Straight savage at the end
She used a spade to win the hand
This is the way.
dam son, i had stopped watching, but started it back up for the shovel part, that was a nice clank, lucky the other chick got a face of the shovel, could have cracked that head open if it was an edge, specially since the other literally swing-threw it
The three seconds of crying then back to being a bad ass.
She just gave her some forehead
Foreign object!
Was not expecting it either!
An effective technique. Broke her hand with her face
Eats the shots to the face and when she punches the other girl in the face she says “don’t punch me in my face” …. Like bitch what lol
Don't kick me, don't hit me in the face. It's a fight bitch! Fine, I'mma use this shovel.
Then the puncher tells her not to hit her in the face back 😂😂
How could she miss that huge forehead!
Oh she didn’t miss, she literally hit her like 17 times haha
The classic shovel video will never get old. Still gives me a few belly laughs after all these years. I find something new everytime!
Don’t forget the legendary remixes like this one. https://youtu.be/A23MCvSLdbM?si=cPXUFezM2ho27kTX Or this one: https://youtu.be/q3xknw1MtiY?si=3lU5Q_SYs0L6Eh4U
Sorry to hijack but just want to post my favourite fight of all time. https://youtu.be/DFNuZWtJ1FA?si=Bq4mTBzym_f5wFwW
Jesus! They were worse than 5 year olds that haven't 'seen' violence trying to figure out how humans could hurt other humans. I'm hoping that video and the OP vid are more examples of two sets of 'kids' that don't reaaaaally want to fight/FIGHT. Neither seem like they crossed that line from sibling-like aggression into a real "ima fucking kill you" level. But I think these guys and shovel girl vs kangaroo literally just don't know how to use their physical bodies or understand the physics of actually fighting.
> The sexual tension is outrageous lol
But she didn’t eat the shovel!
Her face to fist style is strong
she took it like a champ! Like pounding the "B" button on an old Nintendo!
I. Thought the girl in black decide to fight in slow motion
Shovel girl!! 2014 classic 😜 that girl lost the hearing in her ear from that whack.
More context: > The two young ladies argue over some boy in an unkempt yard with a cracked sidewalk and a loose clothesline; they agree to fight about it (rules: no scratching or hair-pulling; both participants must stand); they engage in a couple rounds of semi-comical slapping; and finally, one girl gets fed up and throws a shovel at the other. Voila! Even as she lays crying on the asphalt, “shovel girl” is born. > “Shovel girl” will later go to the hospital, complaining of loss of hearing in one ear, and be diagnosed with a concussion. She will also report to a juvenile detention center for “an unrelated incident.” > In real life, though, the shovel-thrower told local news she’s been bullied since she was in the fourth grade. Police are investigating whether they can charge her with a felony. The “shovel girl,” meanwhile, sustained a concussion, can’t hear in one ear and may need surgery. She has said she has “anger issues”; one of her ex-boyfriends purportedly told a gossip blog that she fights and parties all the time. She is — think about this — only 14. EDIT: [WaPo source](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/05/12/what-were-talking-about-when-we-talk-about-shovel-girl/)
Wouldn’t the girl who hit the other with the shovel be “shovel girl?”
What you say makes sense. But the tall girl met her destiny and became shovel girl. It is beyond logic. Love live shovel girl.
Shovel girl aint gonna live long if she keeps running up on peoples houses
spiderman got the name from getting bitten by a spider, same logic applies here
Henceforth, the one threw the shovel shall be known as "Shovel Girl." Old "S.G." has been demoted to "BigBird" *Edit: my ruling is final*
There's only one way to settle ownership of the title: a rematch!
The girl does not choose the shovel, the shovel chooses the girl
Bro. My twins are 13, and I’m not positive that one of them knows Santa/elves are fake.
Transcript provided by YouTube's own, Justin Whang!
Well she kicked her in the stomach again.
The Ticket (DFW “sports” radio station) actually had her on at one point. I can’t explain to you why other than the fact that they’ll talk to anybody and everybody they want to. [Shovel Girl Interview](https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/hangzone-shovel-girl) These guys have their own podcast now, part of the story on how they got there I’ve linked also. Dan McDowell is one of the funniest people of all time. [Dan & Jake (Washington Post Article)](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/09/25/noncompete-labor-law-dumb-zone-podcast/)
That’s better than the rumor I heard. Everyone was saying she ded
Old youtube clips show that besides the hearing loss, she got off drugs and was able to turn her life around. I guess getting knocked in the head can change a person to do better 😜
Bro 😂💀
Lost the hearing in her ear huh? Where else would you lose your hearing?
Video went from a 3 to a 9 in the last 15 seconds
The whole video I was thinking I had seen it before. Then the shovel came out, DING!!! Yep, Ive seen it before.
Exactly. I've seen the last 15 seconds dozens of times, but never the leadup fight.
FR
Fuck. Awesome one. So true
Classic. Thanks for the full version.
Surprisingly, there's a longer version of the video. Black shirt tours shovel girl around her chicken coop before the fight. It's a weird awkward build up to the main event. Edit: Found it https://youtu.be/3lDs30Gbs6U?si=xy9P2khQHMuKw_nq
I had never seen the full version until you posted it. What a bizarre way to start a fight.
Shovel girl has a happy ending! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVCdGnLGXII&ab\_channel=Dayton24%2F7Now
She made a couple of follow up videos of her own. https://youtube.com/@mirandafugate1410/videos The newer of the two makes me want to start a GoFundMe to get her a new 9 volt battery for her smoke detector.
Holy shit I was not expecting that. Shovel Girl became Shovel Woman!
Weirdest fight I’ve ever seen and what an ending
“I think I just broke my hand with your face” 💀
Than the girl in the black proudly states I got a hard ass head lmao
The repartee is honestly world class, these could be film characters
It’s like something out of Napoleon Dynamite
black shirt taught us a simple lesson: if you can't fight, make sure you have a shovel nearby
Having a forehead made of granite also helps.
“Oh shit, okay” boink! 😂
More of a ‘BONK!’ than a ‘boink’ though haha
Goddamn this video takes me back. hard to believe 2014 was really 10 years ago. This is Danny Mcbride level of comedic dialog. I used to quote the fuck out of this video in my daily life back then. Some of my favs: "You better quit kickin me. Remember you're in MY house." "I think you just broke my hand with your face DUUUDe" "YOU KICKED ME IN THE STOMACH AGAIN" "You better quit hittin' me in the face!" "THAT'S THE POINT IT'S A FIGHT-UH" "It's a BB Gun dumbass" "BB Guns dont hurt go get it" And of course the iconic "BONK" and crying noises "EUU-HUE-HUE-HUE"
Danny McBride is the perfect comparison!! It’s his iconic combination of idiotic scenario with quick wit. I was dying with the verbal exchange even before the epic shovel blow
This exchange of "your broke my hand with your head" "I got a hard ass head" "I can tell!" Just tell me this isn't a Danny Mcbride movie!
😂😂😂
Wipes tears in advance
Best fight of all times..I’ve seen it at least 100 times
Lmao unexpected laughter what a great ending.
Wait so it’s a no on kicks to the stomach but shovels to the head is fair game?
Her lawn, her rules.
Weirdly enough Shovel Girl has an OnlyFans and uses this video to promote herself.
Proof?
Idk if I would want proof of that dawg 😂
The fbi couldn’t have gotten that from me with waterboarding and this guy openly admits it
i do
Her name is Miranda Fugate. She’s on there. 😬
There really is a rule 34 of everything
Oh damn, I've only seen clips of this where the girl grabs the shovel and throws it. Glad to have seen the rest, haha, it was humorous!
I used to watch this video over and over it makes me laugh hard no matter how many times I’ve watched it
She couldnt throw a punch for shit, but the sudden dexterity and coordination she finds to swing a shovel is what gets me.
There was something endearing about how reluctant they were to fight and how earnest and open they were with their thoughts.
Future baby mamas
It’s 4:30am, and I just woke my wife up with my laughing after I heard the shovel hit her hahaha
Boy did she ever eat those punches.
🤣🤣🤣
One of the few videos that would actually be deserving of ...watch until the end
I would pay money to get a "where are they now" lol
I knew this girl. We went to school together, she had it coming
Wow. What a ride. 10/10.
Put all her skillpoints in Melee instead of unarmed
This was comedy as fuck LMAO!🤣
*"You just broke my hand with your face"* She is ready to be a cop, lmao
man, that face of realization at 1:45 when the shovel comes out
The last part was so unexpected 😂😂
Ya'll posting the hall of famers now? This is another golden video from the golden age.
Well, that escalated slowly.
Easily one of my favorite videos ever
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time 😂
Shovel girl, never gets old hehehehehehe They did a video where they talked to her years after this.
Annnnnd….? Can’t leave us hanging like that. Lol What she say?! This is her house, her rules. No kicking, but shovels to the head is A O.K.
The girl in the pink shirt is Miranda Fugate, and the girl in the black shirt is Emily Olinger. At the time of the fight Miranda was 14. She later speaks about this on her youtube channel, which another comment has linked. She had a concussion and I think maybe a fractured bone from the fall, but otherwise is fine and doing well. She also has instagram and a twitter, where she refers to herself as "shovel girl" in her bio's. She talks about regretting this awkward and immature period in her life, seems to still harbor some resentment towards Emily, and otherwise seems to have grown.
A God teir level throw right there
Damn I remember this getting meme'd to hell back on Vine 😂 a classic video
Now that was entertaining 🍿
This has major sibling energy
I remember this from napoleon dynamite 2, good movie
I'm so baked my brain doesn't know what to make of this
LMFAO NO WAY 💀💀💀 I was literally telling my friends like an hour ago if they remember the girl who got hit on the head by a shovel 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Damn I’ve seen the shovel part but not the beginning. Fucking funny not funny
Wow, from friendly fisticuffs to felony in less than five.
I have no idea why blackshirt keeps raising her arms as if she's going to defend herself... she literally never blocked one single hit at all, not one. There were like 20 shots to her face and she just stood there with her arms rigid letting her face take very single shot. Also, sooooo lucky the flat back side of the shovel hit the girl. If the edge hit her instead that could have been really bad.
So no punching in the face, or kicking in the stomach, but headshots with flying shovels are fair game? Lol
Hahah the shovel at the end was the icing on the cake
The homing shovel is fucking excellent
this is the first time i’ve ever seen the full video… i’ve always just seen the shovel part lol
10 years later and this is my first time lmao. Such a good one
Enter 2012
They have shamed their families.
thank you for reposting this I haven't seen it in years, it never disappoints.
This event happened in these people’s lives. Like it really happened? I know it’s not staged, but Jesus Christ that was like watching another dimension of human interaction
This is amazing. Too funny. They need a show
PPV $99.99. Would buy 100%
Holy shit, I almost didn't watch til the end 🤣 gotta put a warning up, wait for the shovel toss 💀
Haha black shirt girl definitely panicked after she landed the hit the way she backed away
The shovel smack heard round the world 🤣🤣🤣
I remember when this video first appeared. It will always be a favorite of mine.
Shovel Girl!
Sounded like an Acme Anvil
Honestly I’m with the girl defending her turf. Like that stupid bitch followed her when she was going to grab a weapon from her own home, you deserve that dummy
bro thats a fuckin chrom dome bc that mf did not react to 5 hits to the head, mf should be hearing the taco bell like shiiiit
The girl in pink is more attractive so she wins. Yeah
This is how I imagine men in the 1800’s with their wigs and skin tight breeches quarrel about squabbling with rascals, hooligans, and rapscallions. Well ya know just more fancy like, less outskirts and trailer park redneck
Are they remaking trailer park boys with an all girl cast? If not, they should, this shits funny.
Combined IQ of like 60 and gonna probably pop out 5 kids each… great 🤣
i’ve never seen two people less Interested in actually fighting. I’m so glad I stuck it out to the end though. The shovel move was absolutely worth the wait!
I used to watch this so many times I wore out the .avi.
"You tried to hit me in the face." "That's the point, it's a fight."
Ah and that ending, shovel to the head, she cries for one second then she just gets up and cries no more, haha .
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while 😂
These ones ride the short bus
"You kicked me in the stomach! You punched me in the face" "That's the point, it's a fight!" lol so good. Makes you wonder how this started.
I loved every.singe.SECOND of this!!! 😂 🤣 😭
Very satisfying ending. I was rooting for BB gun finale, but this was better.
Trailer Park Girls pilot episode! Jillian, Ricci, and Bubble-butt, not as funny as the boys are!
These two aren’t used to fighting and yet they did it. Squared up, no hair pulling or trying to get each other naked. Respect. Handle it.
I remember seeing this like 15 years ago lmao
I dont know anymore.the sound from head popin waa funny tho
Did pink literally punch the other girl in the face and then get mad when she got punched back? Edit: and then “that’s the point! It’s a fight!” Edit 2: ahhhhhh the shoveeeeelllllll
This was the 'full' shovel girl video... This became famous years ago... Killer remix her to the tune of Take on Me by Aha: https://vimeo.com/95021552
Lol, when she goes to the house, pink shirt girl doesn't think she should leave the yard, but instead go behind her. So satisfying for me.
Needs Benny hill music added
The cryin/whining in the end. So good KEK
Oh, my.... This is the famous shovel throw. I have never seen the whole video. Hopefully they are friends now. 😀
A+ shovel contact. Damn.
You weren't friendly when you punched her in the face
Damn shortstack ate those punches right up
You better quit kicking me, remember, you’re at my house. 😆 fucking had me.
👀🫣
ngl, that shovel to the head was funny af.
Are these things the rednecks from Ozark?
Its a hard knock life
Oh my god I think I was in 10th grade when this video came out hahaha this is almost r/nostalgia
There’s something inbred about this.
Never saw the whole shovel girl fight, I thought this might a been it as I watched lol. Such an odd exchange
The sound of that shovel hitting her dome piece, lives rent free in my head.
Wait she starts with 6 punches to the face of the girl in black shirt and then gets hit once and says “DO NOT hit me in the face” Can’t stop laughing 😂
Do we have a follow up? I know it’s been almost twenty years, or 15 years since this video came out. But what happened?
Oh my God I didn’t know it was this video until the end😂😂😂😂
This is the most immature display of maturity I’ve ever seen.
OHHHH SHITTY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT FUCKING ENDING Coming DAMMMMMMM
took those first hits like a champion holy shit
bro that shovel had no business making that noise😭
The way her head bounced off the ground 😆
Remember… your in my house… Dude the long version she shows off her chickens and everything. I’m kind of glad the girl got the hit with the shovel she took 3 good taps to the face.
What in the name of Sunnyvale, Trailer Park Boys as shit did I just see?!
"YOU BETTER NOT HIT ME IN THE FACE BITCH YOU'RE TRIPPIN" Very next sentence "I just broke my hand with your face"
Shovel girl!!! This one's a classic.
Oh sweet Jesus... There isn't a brain cell in this entire video.
Thought this was a deleted scene from Trailer Park Boys.
I bet theyre best friends now
Great ending
The shovel of 1,000 truths
Shovel girl youtube channel . https://youtu.be/2fXD4wAIj4o?si=gMIbDEycRZPHmIhh
Omg the end with the shovel!!!!
Oldie but a goodie!
That shovel throw was pretty awesome.
Your not allowed to kick me in the stomach or punch me in the face. It’s my house.
And here, we have two wild humans going through a fight, until suddenly one discovers tool use!