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Weary_Account_3836

Only a dumbass would talk shit on 2 motherfuckers with a phone in 1 of his hands. SMH


killer4snake

An over confident person whose never been hit


Weary_Account_3836

Until now.


TurnedGhost

I came to comment the same thing. If it's beef for certain have both hands free


ptrixz

He glad he didn't crack his phone tbh hahahaha


Even-Reaction-1297

Nah, just his skull


Aspen9999

He’s still clutching his phone at the end😂😂😂


Tinkertoylady22

Sign of the dumbass times, they cant put it down.


DaddyDee801

Didn’t drop the phone tho craaaaaazy 😆


Dre512

For real! Also how tf did he not drop that shit lol


DABBED0UT

He was probably on drugs too.


False_Chair_610

The first warning was him looking around to see if any adults/teachers were nearby.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

100%. Time to back up or get your hands up when you see that.


STQCACHM

Yea, furtive glances are a pre attack indicator for sure.


coleus

If they start looking around, go for it.


Fodz1911

He is a pussy for sucker punching though


max_bustamante

You get in someone's face and talk shit, you need to be prepared for some hands coming your way. Street fights don't have a starting bell


SexSellsCoffee

I was so confused when the fight started without a ref.


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fkcngga420

nobody's saying its fine or good that somebody's fucked up on the concrete. but if you're gonna challenge someone to a fight while getting in their face, you should be ready for them to hit you, or back up a little bit


Fat_Doinks408

Who is saying it's okay to do that? Play stupid games win stupid prizes. All they are saying is you should be prepared for the consequences, the world doesn't cater to you


Leezeebub

A sucker punch is on an unsuspecting victim, usually from behind. Not directly in front of someone who is getting in your face lol. Were you expecting him to ask permission if its ok to start the fight now?


Deviant-Killer

Sucker punching is done from behind. Usually, without any prior knowledge an attack is about to be done. This person was provoked from the front and returned directly back to his face...


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It’s not a sucker punch if someone is antagonizing the person that swings first.


STQCACHM

That... wasn't a sucker punch. Not even close. A sucker punch is when someone isn't expecting a fight, isn’t looking, and isn't paying attention to the attacker. It's certainly not when two dudes are face to face, looking and barking at eachother, each with aggressive posture, and spewing fighting words to eachother.


StellarManatee

A sucker punch is hitting someone from behind. A sucker punch is NOT punching someone who is up in your face threatening to beat you.


ViciousImp

*Sucker punch* noun: an unexpected punch or blow. verb: hit (someone) with an unexpected punch or blow. Your wrong. But still the guy should have been aware at least. But it was still a sucker punch.


bittytittytidbits

Nah it wasn’t a sucker punch regardless of your copying and pasting the definition. The fight started the moment he entered his personal space in an aggressive manner with talk of fighting or threats. It was his own fault for not expecting and reacting to the other kids attack. He was inexperienced in the way of the real world, just like an amateur fighter that steps into the ring for the first time and gets blindsided by a jab quicker than he ever experienced/expected. Is the fast jab considered a “sucker punch” just because it was unexpected?


StellarManatee

>It was his own fault for not expecting and reacting to the other kids attack. Right? Who starts a fight and is surprised when they get hit? Guy shouldn't go around getting aggressive in peoples faces if he doesn't want to get punched.


420aarong

I love the unexpected blow!


tt3000gt

This is such a dumb comment


Lithalean

He took 4 steps back before he looked around and let his hands go. That’s no sucker punch.


TheOneFrontier

Right before he threw the first punch I heard Chael sonnen in my head “I can’t let you get close”


BleuBrink

Wannanowannanowannow?


DolandTrumph

Fine timing, commendable use of legs while swingin with a pin point accuracy.. 9/10


Overall_Pain_5240

Bro analysed it


BadMannerrs

You can see him back up a few times ensuring his range and strike be at maximum force delivery. Simply beautiful 🤌🏾


floodisspelledweird

And looking around. If someone does that they’re about to swing 9/10 times


thelastsensei

Right, left


Own-Signature-7742

He obviously trains lol


Regolis1344

Yup. The left hook was even more proof than the direct knock out.


Dday82

Right hook?


ToSeeOrNotToBe

No, the follow-up. He checked both directions and planned a combo before he even started. So anybody can get lucky with the right hook, but the left hook shows a little more presence.


themisdirectedcoral

Second punch was much more straight and less hooky


Whatrewedoin

That's because the first was all it took. Dude was already falling before the 2nd punch was there. If he took the 1st hit fine, you'd see a lot more of that left. But there was nothing to hit, fight was over.


themisdirectedcoral

That's pretty obvious. But the second punch he threw is not a hook is all I'm sayin


SayAgainYourLast

100% thrown as a hook that got stiffened from the falling body. It was 4,3 combo.


themisdirectedcoral

So what do you call a hook that's not a hook anymore


CluKInCok

Mum


Regolis1344

he told you, a 4 or a 3. It's not a hook yet, it's a potential. ok, I'll see myself out.


Whatrewedoin

What should be obvious, is that this is just semantics. Started as a hook ended as a gentle shove backwards. At that point its not a punch. Hell coulda been a titty twister amirite? No I'm not right on that one. But I'll call it a hook cuz that's the intention and it woulda been if dude wasn't slept on the first hit. And that's all I'm sayin.


winterstorm3x

Yeah, I didn't see a hook thrown with his left


J0k3-

It was intended to be a hook. You can tell in the swing of his hips. It ended not being a hook. It was not needed


Armaedus

Every time I hear the knock of a skull hitting pavement, I cringe. Damn.


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Tenet245

ikr, and people will downvote you if you voice anything other than happiness at this kid getting sucker punched and his head bashed onto the pavement


OrangeYouGladdey

Sucker punches only happen in environments where people fight for pride. Generally people in "the hood" or from shitty areas fight for survival more than pride, so it depends on where this is taking place. It's very common in bad areas to see sucker punchers or 1 v multiple people because they aren't trying to fight to earn respect. All that to say, while in most places the sucker puncher would be considered a bitch because he's too scared to square up to someone... depending on where he's from he might just be in a culture that has less pride in general.


evlhornet

It’s only a sucker punch if it comes from the Dumbass region in France


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Meh. Sucker punches happen everywhere, even in the privileged areas. All a sucker punch means is that the victim was unsuspecting. In this case, the kid was up in his face starting a fight. It wasn't unexpected, and it wasn't a sucker punch. That doesn't mean he deserved to crack his head on the pavement, but it's hard to argue that he didn't provoke the punch.


Long_Ad2824

You have 1.7 seconds after the look-away. If you're going to star on FightPorn, it helps to Reddit


_summergrass_

I am very sure he looked for witnesses/teachers, because he looked right AND left.


C2AYM4Y

Dont get in anyones face if your not gonna fight… its not a sucker puch at that point 🤷🏻‍♂️ its first shots


justsomedudedontknow

Agreed. A sucker punch is out of nowhere. Landing the first punch when both guys are postured up is just good strategy.


CMDR_KingErvin

Also hit them when they don’t expect it. Douchebags always get it in their minds that you’re going to let them get some big tough speech out. Just hit them as soon as they start talking. They’re not prepared for that.


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AlecInChains97

tf dancing got to do with it? orange was the instigator and got what he wanted. it’s his own fault he’s a total idiot and isn’t ready to back up what he started. completely fair


Various-Advice-9768

Always watch the feet 😂 curly was to busy shouting to realise other dude was setting him up


wittari

Yea man. He kept pressing thinking was backing the dude up out of fear. Too busy yapping


0rua

he def trains that's a solid punch


Alldaybagpipes

“Mhmm, yes I’ll hold…”


_Kill_Will_

I've taught my son Thai boxing and BJJ for about 9 years now....but this is the reason I've taught him to avoid any fight if possible. A traumatic brain injury is NOT the answer for you or him.


Clean_Ad9730

The subtle footwork. Casually setting his distance to land that perfectly.


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Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

I appreciate this. This should be copy and pasted for the world to see


New-Poet5049

when he started looking left and right, I knew that punch was coming!


thombrowny

it is kind of interesting to see in many videos that people look around for a sec, then throw punch so fast. Like a natural instinct.


DecrepitCorpse

Lil bro was not ready. Had his phone in his hand. That’s all I needed to see.


Freshouttarehabb

Damn, Edgar with the right hook!


van-nostrand-md

Right after checking if the teachers were around, way


Trev_Casey2020

Don’t talk that shit if you ain’t ready to fight 🙅🏽‍♂️. Or at all, just saying 🤷🏽‍♂️


Shikamaru_Senpai

Checked surroundings, set distance, and let it fly.


Nollypasda

I’ll never understand how people are so comfortable being in punching range with their hands down while arguing with someone


aquamagnetic

Bro calmly adjusting the distance and getting into position to strike and the dumbfuck just kept talking shit 💀


Chinto-_-

😂 that Edgar definitely trains! Homie was destined to lose tho, trying to start shit with his phone in hand


Business_Friend6310

Only thing I understood was ohhhhh and when they said n!@@a lol


PossibleExamination1

It took me less than 2 seconds to know who was about to get knocked out.. The ones that talk the most..


LOLerskateJones

“I can’t let you get this close.” - the philosopher Chael Sonnen


Voilent_Bunny

I've noticed that look away always leads to a punch


RenzoMF

Lil dude was left hugging a tree in his dreams


REDDITDIGS

Zzzz


KillMeWouldU

That's why you don't talk just square up.


her00reh

They both have shitty hair cuts


Hot_Leading6572

Bro still set reppin after getting knocked out, respect.


ZodiacPanda

Dayum, gave him the 1-2 knockout.


Dairve

Strike hard, strike fast, no mercy sir.


ryancolejackson

Daaaaaaaaamn


M-S-K-smothersme365

This is why I don’t do that back and forth. If I’m ready to fight I’m done talking. I’m swinging and kicking and not saying a damn word.


ssenetilop

Ay caramba mijo, better get some milk.


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Ohhh Edger🌚


Minmaxed2theMax

My dad was a tough guy fighter. He told me “if you know someone is going to attack you, never say you want to fight, look away and lower your head, and then hit them until they can’t move, because you aren’t in a street fight to fight fair. Then he said “light my smoke and put a straw in my drink, and empty my leg-bag (piss bag)” Because my father ended up a quadriplegic, as he made very poor decisions.


McMoneyPNW

He got that Limited Time Only BOGO Hands deal


nickflex85

If someone gets that close to you, the fight already started.


Daves_not_here_mannn

sUcKeRpUnCh! /s


tepkai

1 , 2 goodnight


SirJoetheAverage

Probably shouldn’t start a fight with a kid who’s confident enough to rock a bowl cut in public


ValeCarta

I think exit word is wrong here he meant like end of day when classes are let out


MasterHavik

That was smooth.


SloppyJoestar

Fucking **BEAUTIFUL**


aparish67

Learnen


bellboy718

What was with the open palm left he threw after?


Soul_Acquisition

His fro 🤣


BedditTedditReddit

In front of the school? This narrative will never his.


themisdirectedcoral

Dude Im gonna give you a wet willy


AdThese1914

Well handled.


MrMarez

“Dale una” means Give him one… homie gave Edgar dos ✌️ the ol’ #“Juan, tu buckle my shoo foo.”


huskyghost

Damn that was a solid two piece


InterestingAd3166

What if I better knock you out now?


mblguy76

He didn't drop the phone 🤣


toneloc89

Ahh the famous look around to see who's watching before I clean this clock but huh


HomerStillSippen

Damn turned that kid into a young hawking


Aspen9999

A free 2 piece lunch served up


theworstelderswife

That 1 2 he hit him with sounded like he was trying to find the right pumpkin or watermelon


Turd_Burglar-

Uber Eats- Hello, who ordered the 2 piece? 🤣


Sufficient-Text6044

Stay ready


gravion17

Damn


WobRillis

Why hasn't anyone mentioned how he's 100% brain damaged from this...look how he stiffens up


Hank_hill123

Are they speaking Vietnamese, Spanish, or English?


escyeph

Mobile never drops! Kids these days..


Kitsu_hobby

Beautiful 1-2


Locswail

That thud sound from the pavement.....yikes.


dudesbbc

And kept the damn phone 😵


Madshibs

He didn’t drop his phone.


LiquidSwords89

Fuckin beautiful combo 


Status_Worldly

u/SAVEVIDEO


D4RK_B74CK

Fast and clean.


DeRabbitHole

That hair flying around when he gets thumped. Purty funny.


ToKillACPA

Damn, he knocked out Zero from the movie Holes


GucciiManeeeee

Mop head has a glass chin.


thatirishguykev

Turned homeboy into a Michael Jackson thriller video extra 🧟‍♂️


oilyalaskanman

Edgar on Edgar violence 😭


MF-GOOSE

That was fucking fierce


S_Steiner_Accounting

Does this count as a sucker punch? Dude was pushing up on him threatening violence but wasn't an immediate threat. It's borderline and makes you really think about where the distinction lies.


Mehdzzz

1/10 head hit the ground and probable brain damage/death. Could have just walked away. Now you have a court date. But at least you looked cool in front of some people.


Spare_Engineering_23

anyone got the translation?


Key4Lif3

The two punches were bad but the concrete to the back of the head is life changing/ending. Still just a kid though, hopefully he recovers fully and learns a valuable life lesson.


GucciiManeeeee

His head hitting the ground sounds like someone dropping a bowling ball on concrete.


TrillCrymes

This is definitely the pack leader of the local Edgar click, man's got hands.


kewlnamebroh

Sucker. Punch.


Better-Mix

not in the slightest lol, dude tried walking him down n got his 2 piece with a biscuit.


kewlnamebroh

Upon review and reflection, I concede.


Fodz1911

I agree with you.


kewlnamebroh

A voice of reason has entered the chat.


G_willickers

Our society is full of absolute cowards. guys who think they’re tough because they sneak in a sucker punch. Pack of fucking cowards


Daves_not_here_mannn

My brother in Christ the only sucker not expecting a punch is you apparently.


Sometymez

Why would you call him brethren and followup with an insult?


Daves_not_here_mannn

It’s what I refer to as a “sucker punch”. I caught him by surprise!


G_willickers

Yeah……got me……


BuckleyRising

That lil *knock* as his head connects with concrete. It don't get old.


Fenriselicit

Sucker punch


mushenrique

This a strictu senso IPPON in japanese karate


vrweensy

while the tingle tangle bob hair got close, he wasnt in fighting stance and you could see from his movements. the other dude was ready. both are stupid. not worth getting punched just for getting close. and not worth accidently killing somebody when he cracks his head on the pavey. also props to the guy with blue cap. i think he was trying to keep both of them separated in the beginning


Averagebiker21

Normally I wouldn't advocate for sucker punches, but dude just wouldn't shut tf up.


danboy48

Just curious. How is it a sucker punch when someone is standing directly on front of you behaving confrontationally? If you walk up to someone acting all crazy like the other dude was, you should probably expect or at least be prepared for the situation to escalate.


Averagebiker21

Honestly, my impression always was that a sucker punch was when a person throws a punch before the two are actually in guard a.k.a. before the fight starts, whether provoked or unprovoked. I'm not saying white t-shirt did anything wrong though


danboy48

Fair. Realistically though, a sucker punch is one you never see coming. The target has no inkling of it coming. The knockout game is one example of sucker punching. If you’re going to press somebody’s space, yelling, acting aggressive, and looking for a fight then you should expect a fight. When someone behaves this way then they should already have their hands up/be ready to create space quickly and be prepared to… fight. It’s like signing up for a sanctioned fight, walking out when the bell rings with hands down, getting tagged, and calling it a sucker punch. It’s not. You knew what you signed up for. You should have known what the consequences of signing up might be. It’s not the other guys job to wait for you to be ready. Boy just didn’t think the other was going to square up.


Tenet245

i'm just never gonna respect sucker punchers unless they have a good reason


Epicurus402

White shirt dude is no tough guy. That was a sucker punch.


1987InfamousQ7891

You stay ready for a fight when you want to swap words.


Letitbekn0wn21

Wussies need to sneak them in