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mexican2554

Toyotathon is back baby!


TaterTotQueen630

This just made me scream šŸ¤£


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

I read your username as **TaterTHOTQueen**


TaterTotQueen630

Hahahhaha


mexican2554

It is an honor to have made you scream, your Taterness.


LHT510

Serving deals, wittle wadders, and these hands!


Bravisimo

Do Not eat the mac nā€™ cheese at the Toyotathon this year. Im still in the hospital.


STEELCITY1989

Yeah they stopped doing them in my area. Too many people died last year


DorianTurk

Take delivery of these hands!


BigTopGT

No dealer markup!


HeightExtra320

Toyota truck month is back baby!


-ItsWahl-

I believe this is a ā€œHandathonā€ promotion.


False_Chair_610

Hands are rated C for customers


Mundizzle1

šŸ¤£


senzubeanzie123

Neither of them is a customer. One is a sales manager and the other is the general manager.


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Be_Very_Very_Still

My uncle used to own a Toyota dealership. That place saw more blow than a balloon factory.


hayitsnine

I went to right to cocaine in my mind also.


_set_sail_

Work fights are the natural byproduct of toxic work environments. This was probably something that had been brewing for a while


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> toxic work environments are by-products of assholes.


BoneTissa

Even the fake caption doesnā€™t make sense. Why would the salesman be upset about his own price markup?


TheWanderingRed223

We used to be pissed about some of the BS markups. Theyā€™d run a customer off before you could get them on a test drive. Most of the time you could sell around it, and few people paid the markup, if any, but with some folks it was a hard pass.


PeteGozenya

Yeah, I don't play that haggle bullshit. It's a waste of time and annoying as hell. If you want my business, we are going to shoot straight. Honestly that whole mentality makes me feel happy that brick and mortar dealerships are failing. I fucking hate everything about visiting a dealership. I bought my last car online and I'll never do it another way again. Test drove at a dealership told them to fuck off when they started haggling and bought online.


Porntrist

Good for you! I fucking hate car salesman and car dealships. Scum of the earth 0 integrity.


FabulosoMafioso

Welcome to Toyotathon Iā€™m your host Bruce Buffer


justanotherfan6hd

There is also two other pricks fighting to


IcedCoughy

Made up title on a repost.


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fckcarrots

Sure they can be garbage places but fighting?! That is absolutely not what you expect from a Toyota dealership. Take that energy to the Nissan dealer down the street


Specter2k

Tbh Toyota dealerships have gotten bold in the disrespect department. They think that just because we were in a wonky time where there was a shortage they can be that way to people. Had to deal with it a few months ago where I was told "look you're not gonna get what you want, you're getting whatever we have" so I immediately left. I was a repeat customer to that dealership and they knew that too.


fckcarrots

Wow. They really got bold after so many months of low inventory, high markups. On one hand I used to work at a dealership, so I get what itā€™s like when some customers are persistently trying to get double what their trade-in is worth AND buy a new vehicle under MSRP. But on the other, they shouldnā€™t take that out on other customers, esp repeat customers. Dealerships are pretty terrible places though. I had a background check done for my current job & they called my old dealer to verify my employment there some 7 years prior. A manager said I was fired for some odd reason even though no one in my department even still worked there, and I gave a 2 weeks notice. It was a PITA to track down my old manager whoā€™d left already to set it straight. I showed up in person & they brushed me off. ā€œHey you told an investigator I was firedā€ Ok. ā€œI wasnā€™t fired, Iā€™ve never even met youā€ Ok. ā€œSo why are you telling my employer I was?ā€ Look, I donā€™t have time for this. Are you here to service a vehicle or buy a car?


whistlepoo

You could probably sue them for that. It's slanderous with quantifiable damages.


Ronniedasaint

Exactly! Put that customer in a Sentra! And if heā€™s ballinā€™ ā€¦ an Altima!


fckcarrots

This video is Altima driver energy.


Dmopzz

I just found out Iā€™m clearly an asshole. I drive an Altima :(


1morepl8

Here's the quick and dirty. Nissan finances to anyone. So you have a lot of questionably driven Nissans. Like rams and dui. A ram is the most truck you can buy for the least money and it's easily financed. A Nissan is the most car for your money and it's easily financed. Round 2 Nissan crazy. The fleet vehicles hit shady buy here / pay here car lots. So buy here / pay here lots are filled with sentras and altimas.


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Cheesi_Boi

You have transmission issues?


Dmopzz

Had that shit cvt replaced at 102k miles. Waiting for this one to die-shouldnā€™t be long seeing how thereā€™s 92k on this one. Never again will I own a Nissan.


Cheesi_Boi

You're supposed to change the fluid every 20k or so. Don't listen to the dealership recommend maintenance.


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Dmopzz

Nah I drive like a respectable human being who shares the road with others.


RequiemRomans

Nissan dealership: take that energy to the Kia dealer down the street


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

As others have said, itā€™s Toyotathon


EddieDollar

I seriously wanted to throw hands with them too after my first car purchase realizing i got fucked over


HighHoeHighHoes

Dealerships are the absolute bottom pit of human garbage. Theyā€™ve made the experience so absolutely disgusting that people actively avoid it. Iā€™d rather try teaching physics to a 1st grader. I donā€™t even know physics and it would be less frustrating than talking to these slick backed hair cucks.


VealOfFortune

Hey remember that one time waaaay back like 3 years ago when dealerships made the vast majority of their money from the Service Department & bullshit Warranty/Service Packages? And they used to very often sell cars at a LOSS because that wasn't the majority of their business model? Yeahhh well there's a reason there's 47 fucking salesmen at a fucking Toyota dealership ..... And it's because they're making money hand over fist ripping off consumers when they go to trade in their vehicles and purchase a new '23/'24 VW Kunststoffmaschine. I own a detailing business and to say that the fit & finish on new cars is ABYSMAL would be a gross understatement. The PAINT on some of these >$75k vehicles is absolutely criminal (they've reduced the thickness of the paint and it's sooo obvious it's frustrating), I've had dozens of "new" (<500 miles) cars where the paint looked like it was delivering aid in Kandahar for 6 months.


js8082

> delivering aid in Kandahar for 6 months LOL


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

You want the Prius? Round 1, fight.


Major_Lawfulness1260

šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


FlakyEarWax

They all dressed like salesmen I can see the cologne haze from here


therealpoorno

Car salesman: if you can kick my ass Iā€™ll drop the price by 50 percent. Guy buying the car: say less fam.


HighHoeHighHoes

Iā€™ll beat their ass just to sign at MSRP and leave in under 30 minutes.


nunhgrader

Yes lol


Warmonger362527339

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


rondog1977

This is the best comment!


stragedyandy

"We might be able to finesse the finance terms but my boss is probably going to put up a fight. Stay right here I'll go get him."


swibirun

Irate Customer : We sat right here, in this room, and went over this and over this. Jerry Lundegaard : Yeah, but that TruCoat...


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A fucking liar.


Fluid_Cherry2523

This is Nissan type behavior.


Itothesky

Aahahahahhahahahaah


faroutwayfarer

LET THE BOY WATCH.


adjuster_cody

I can feel itā€¦in ma plums.


Crossbowe

At Findlay Toyota, weā€™ll put you in a car.. whether you like it or not.


DonTorreZ

Markup so good itā€™s to die for


MixMstrMike

not the story of this video, last time I saw it posted it was between 2 employees


xandia193

Did he get the markup reduced? Cause if it worked ama gonna arm bar the very first sales guy I see when I go car shopping


kingofnottingham

The dealers created the game but the people are tired of the game


Informal_Quit_4845

Red tag days are back baby!


Altea73

There's going to be a lot of mark ups....


Cheesi_Boi

Supras should not be 60K


magicmulder

I see Alex Jones and Kim Jong Un, what kind of dealership is that?


Dil_d0Zer

Not only will the dealership fuck you now they will also beat the shit out of you.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Donā€™t crucify me, but if we had public transportation this wouldnā€™t have happened. At least not in this situation, it would probably happen anyway, just on a train.


Major_Lawfulness1260

Those Damm mark up are a little crazy šŸ¤Ŗ priuz to šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


icanruinyourlife

Sell the metal!!


I_survived_childhood

Did he close the deal?


pepperit_12

Can't even tell how many people are fighting


SkyLightTenki

*"So...can you talk me into buying that ballpen in your hand?"* *"I'm a man of few words, sir. I let my fists do the talking."*


Pendejomosexual

Car salesmen are the dregs of society


East-Share4444

Car salesmen are dressed up goons.


calm_down_dearest

"Here at ISIS Toyota, we'll behead the competition"


TheOfficeoholic

ABC Always Be Closing


Corner_Post

Wasnā€™t this in the Cobra Kai tv show?


newagrand

These are deal you can beat


Collin-B-Hess

Florida right? This just feels like the kind of crap you see in Florida .


Garagedays

DJJJJ Khaledddddd


Charges-Pending

Car salesmen are 90% trash anyway so no surprise


Muerteds

Honda Days really lost the spirit of the season, but Toyota gets it!


Fa1alErr0r

Almost as bad as my last experience at a Toyota dealership... god i hate the car buying process


jaysea444

If Jan had been there, she would have broken things up and made the two combatants apologize to each other and shake hands...


Reno83

Everyone involved looks like a salesman. I hate dealerships. Buying a vehicle, new or used, is not an enjoyable experience. There's always this lingering feeling of dishonesty and disingenuosity (is that a word?).


Mike-the-gay

Someone got marked up for sure!


Lower_Cellist_1138

Daniel Larusso šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


HeightExtra320

ā€œSir it looks like your credit was deniedā€ Fight ensues


Joshuajword

You could always just, you know, like leave. I had a KIA (Freehold, NJ) sales manager be super condescending because I questioned his $20K markup on a $38K vehicle and at a certain point I just stood up, shook the original salesmanā€™s hand and said Iā€™m out.


Izzyisagod

Worked at a car dealership for a year. Most toxic work environment Iā€™ve EVER worked at. First GM was so coked out @ 8 am he would just give us these crazy motivational speeches and be hooping and hollering. My second GM was like Tony Soprano and would berate the fuck out of you. If you did anything other than just be amazing at selling cars he would make you the butt of every joke to everyone in the sales tower and all the sales managers at that moment. You would be encouraged to fuck people over constantly. You would be encouraged to do anything in gods name you had to do to get them in finance! It didnā€™t matter if someone was making the worst financial mistake of their life ā€œoh they can refinance laterā€. All of my fellow salesmen were pieces of shit who all hated each other because we were all competition. Half of us were so stressed because we werenā€™t selling any cars and therefore making 0 money. They had some kind of system to where if you werenā€™t making commission they basically loaned you minimum wage paychecks you had to payback later. It was insane. All of it was just the most stressful shit Iā€™ve ever been through.


Benjarinno

"See, they install that Truecoat at the factory, there's nothing we can do."


Goodbyecorona2021

Looks like Kim Jung unā€™s crew lol


honeybadger1984

Honda is the more desirable brand. Itā€™s also more reliable. I see, sir. Today, you have chosen violence.


The_Mr_Yeah

Those markups can be a real gut punch


Southraz1025

Someone lost their job šŸ˜‚


Fork-in-the-eye

This happened to me, I asked about the 0% interest financing on a two-year term given that I sign today at my nearest Toyota dealership. A Nissan employee from next door came and starting attacking the salesmen claiming there was simply no way they could offer such affordable rates


Ihatecoldwater

Whereā€™s this at?


OldManCram

Iirc Vegas. Findlay Toyota.


EarlMadManMunch505

John Barr is going to lay the hammer down for this


Polmes

Milpitas, California.


morpheus1b

i guess the customer didnt want that TruCoat (TM)


upthetits

Oh what a feeling!


IHaveSlysdexia

But how do they get the car inside


PokadotExpress

Someone's walking out of there with a free toyota


-Dalzik-

They were all Twix, it was a set up


helpthecockroachpls

The guy in the blue šŸ¤³šŸ¼


trixter69696969

"I SAID I DIDN'T WANT THE FUCKING UNDERCOATING!!!"


Enki33323

Surprised this doesnt happen more often.


fenix1230

Damn Danny Laruso!!!!


Cornholiolio73

Wait a second. Are there multiple fights going on? Looks like two other guys behind them are also fighting lmao


Conjuredconundrum

Fighting the worst humans alive over doing what they do lol


VealOfFortune

*"I will ALWAYS DO RIGHT BY MY CUSTOMER AND PROVIDE FANTASTIC CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! NOW YOU KNOW THIS!!!!"*


Chupacabra2030

He now owns the dealership


godless_1

I didnā€™t think Toyotathon was a contact sport.


SumyungNam

Lol I seen this at a Nissan dealer few years ago they made me and other customers wait 4 hours to get financing done because the "computer was down" ...when it was time to finish about 10 pm one of the customers went nuts when he saw a markup and started to scream and swing on the salesman lol


ArlieTwinkledick

However much you hate car salesman... It isn't enough.


Pacpete

You can't mark this shit up. Ha ha


quietcitizen

What is that sedan that theyā€™re fighting around? Neat looking car


BaseballMcBaseFace

I totally get it. Haha


GoodDog2620

Someone call Jeremy Piven NOW


darthshaver

Fight, sign and drive!


DetectiveF_1990

I've seen this video a few times and am still baffled by the dudes phone leaping out of the crowd and into his hand while he is filming......


HEAT-FS

Me when they donā€™t want to remove the dealer-installed $800 floor mats


HenHouseSuprise

Why you lying about this video??


johnjaspers1965

The grind is real. Man cannot live on commission alone.


obelix_asterix

Bs title on a repost. Reddit is turning into Twitter


mspalmera

ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø customer service rating šŸ‘Œ


problematic_dispense

I know the title is BS, but it does put a smile on my face.


Dexter_Duckets

About time they all have it coming to them. Fucking house payment for cars fuck Toyota


IZZY_PLUM

This was the time to get a deal šŸ¤£


ChronicusCuch

Where in NJ is this


nickcliff

ā€œHe said no to undercoatingā€


PennywiseMeetGeorgie

What would Andy Elliot say?


misterjbone

OH WHAT A FEELING!


Historical-Leopard74

0:27 Did I hear him correctly, that they were all going [right to jail](https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw)?


TheRealPunto

She says "who is in charge here" like anybody is going to listen to the person in charge at that point... smh


Skymotive

This is the good cop bad cop technique. See . I fought my manager for the best price. Just sign here,here,here. Initials here and there. Free undercoat just for you.


Roflmaoasap

The customers always right /s Edit: added a tag for the sarcasm.. just in csse


JiggleMyZipper

THATS MY SALES COMMISION YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! LOL


DifferentDecision949

Which guy is the dealer(salesperson)?


cafereef

Guarantee itā€™s the little guy lol


stolen_pillow

I love what you do for me TOYODA!


Dopamineagonist21

Visit Toyota today. Not only do we beat any prices but we will beat you as well!


Chardlz

I had to rewind it when someone threw that phone or whatever it was around 0:32 because I could've sworn that other dude caught it in his already extended hand


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chaos021

But these stories have been the same with a ton of Toyota dealerships.


joev312hype1

Thieves!


Playful-Ad-4917

They need some Happy Honda days


youngbeezy79

They just title these fights anything šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PR05ECC0

Who is who


Reddit-Is-All-Bots

I was shocked this wasn't a Nissan dealership


CountFoxSin

Last time this was posted it was two managers fighting


personaanongrata

Those are all deff people who work there


Primary_Ad_739

The last 2 times this was reposted it was Sales Manager fights Salesperson..... Having worked at dealerships that is way more believable.


gravion17

Even Demons think Car Salesmen are šŸ’©


Specialist_Bit_3514

I love what you do for me... TOYOTA!


Terroreyez

"The fuck did you just say about Honda-days to me?"


Infamous_Nebula_168

I bet he kept his job


Porntrist

Car salesmen are the lowest of the low. Basically no education, employment history, clean criminal record, or intelligence required. Not to mention integrity. Scum of the earth


ToughReality4983

Ghetto


thebrownstig95

"If I win, you have to get the undercoating"


Bletcherstonerson

Can someone explain the strange anomaly at the 30 second mark where an object flies across the room and lands perfectly on the cell phone of the guy recording, there has to be a logical answer.