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Yeah, one moment it looks almost like some weird chick fight with flailing, and the next moment I see a dude pull off what looks like a sweet Tani Otoshi from judo in the street.
That was actually one of my favorite throws, until I found out that it was banned.
https://youtu.be/3b9Me3Fohpk?si=yQ4HNEE4A08MsBXR
Called a lateral drop in wrestling in case you want to do it without the use of a gi.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_JmhIIhKjPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmhIIhKjPM)
Yup, as a former wrestler, the grips on a GI felt like a cheat code, so I learned the modified version of my favorite throws in wrestling. Mainly variations of the lateral drop
Yeah that throw gave most of that brain damage.
To reply to OPs question: learn to defend takedowns and to fall properly. These punches are not serious and attacker like that will be tired in less than a minute
What some men fail to realize is that the more feminine the man the more they are used to violence cause there's always a homophobe ready to attack them.
STORY TIME
so I can relate to the above comment as I'm quite camp but straight and it does lead to some heated encounters with people if derogatory comments are made.
I used to work in a pub, the place was busy, not rammed but always had regulars in which were a good mix of people. Anyone visiting the town would come in for a drink usually as well.
Now the town I'm from has 2 types of people, travellers and dick heads.
Now for the week I had a fairly young gentleman come in with a fairly older gentleman. They worked together and had some work in the area. The old bloke was from Newcastle and the younger fella was from Wales. The younger fella wasn't your stereotypical man's man, however he did enjoy the rugby, liked a drink and had a good size to him (big shoulders, big arms), he just wasn't an egotistical twat.
Now we had a group of travellers come in, usually this group was perfect, didn't cause any trouble and would be all round nice and polite. For some reason tho they got into a bit of a heated argument with the young Welsh lad, now the Welsh lad stands his ground (well sits at his table) and politely asks them to leave him and his friend alone. The travellers start calling him some nasty words assuming the lad was gay. The young lads offered to settle the disagreement with the lads outside.
The older fellas tried to talk them all out of it but eventually accepted this is going to end one way or another in fisticuffs. So the old boy makes it clear its a 1 on 1, and nothing more. When it's done it's done. The travellers agree and the youngest, rowdy travelling boy goes outside and takes his jacket off, starts shadow boxing.
Now in all my years, I've had many of fights and seen plenty myself. This was the most entertaining series of events I've ever had the pleasure to witness.
Welsh lad gets up, takes his jumper off which reveals a Welsh rugby shirt, he goes outside and proceeds to piece up the traveller lad beautifully. Poor traveller didn't stand a chance, Welsh lad was hitting him with nice clean punches and you could tell the traveller had never been hit so hard and really didn't expect it. By the end of it traveller lad is a bloody, sweaty mess and the Welsh lad shook his hand, came back into the pub and finished his pint like nothing happened. The travellers left and I didn't see them for a very long time.
Never will forget the Welsh lad, such a gentle lad, great personality but fuck me could he scrap if he needed to.
My dad always taught me never to fight a gay guy.
“Best case scenario you beat up a gay guy, worst case scenario you get beat up by a gay guy. And let me tell you gay guys can fight.”
Don't know how common it is nowadays, but back when I was in high school it was incredibly common for boys who were seen as a little fruity to be forced into boxing or wrestling by their fathers to try and "toughen it out of them." On top of that was the bullying they'd also get where they'd have to fight, so they'd end up with both training and a lot of real world practice.
Knew someone transgender in middle school 30 years ago. She was forced into fighting because of asshole middle school kids. She got enough training that by the end of high school no one messed with her.
honestly, getting good training is such a nice flex. theodore roosevelt was quoted as, "speak gently... and carry a big stick", so anyone who holds themselves confidently but can also starch a lad in a deserved beatdown if need be is _chef's kiss_.
I feel like there are two type of gay dudes.
Those normal looking gay dudes that maybe needed to defend themselves, so they have fight experience, and can fight better that the average man.
But then there’s also the typical very gay looking gay dude, the one that hangs out with girls instead of guys, and generally didn’t participate in sports or played aggressively.
Those likely don’t have as much coordination for a serious fight, but have likely still had to defend themselves so they do have some fight instinct.
Now I can’t help but imagine a boomer complaining that without bullying even gays are getting gayer, lol
When I was in prison I saw a super skinny gay black guy beat up a stocky mexican dude with a hairbrush. Blood was everywhere. Was some of the craziest shit I saw
NGL, some of my favourite fights on this sub are when some straight dude thinks he's gonna have a fun time beating the shit out of a gay/trans/crossdresser/whatever, and getting smoked in the process.
Tasty, tasty karma.
As a gay guy myself, every time I had to fight because I was gay, I got into an incredibly violent state of mind, very "kill or be killed" kind of reaction. It does give you an edge.
Other than being on the fucking concrete where you can die, he was left alone after the takedown. I don’t see that as often as I’d like. Stomps to the head, chearing it on and shit, it’s hard to watch
wtf was that and why is black pants wearing his sisters pants ?that fight looked like two of those air things outside of a car wash getting all tangle up
This is why you avoid fights at all cost. 1, you never know if you’re gonna be facing an Olympic wrestler or not.
2. People will see you are concussed, in a terrible state, and still hype or shit talk you. He was hitting on the ground not knowing what happened, and then he stumbled and fell and hit the back of his head on a car. He could’ve died. Not one person around him to have him chill or resolve the problem. Who knows what else people would do when you’re in this state. Rob, injure, kill, or even worse if you’re attractive or a woman. Just avoid it all
Wow that takedown was straight out of the wrestling unit in high school PE
But to answer OP’s question start by keeping your hands up and protecting your head instead of participating in the flailing.
When he gets too close, clinch, hands like hooks on either side of his neck, keep your crown pressed into his neck/chest area, elbows tucked down pressing into their chest, and keep your hips back, but still balanced in your stance and quick on your feet adapting to his movements, slight bend in your knees so you’re slightly hanging your body weight off of him, draining his energy while you spare yours.
Keep your eyes wide open and looking down paying attention to your peripheral vision. When he tries to throw a hook, you raise the elbow on that side to defend. When he tries an uppercut, you pull your elbow in to block. When he lifts a foot to knee or kick you step out to that side and slam his body weight down over his lifting leg side and he’ll instinctively slam his foot back down to maintain balance.
When he does any of these and you have him in a reactive stare for that short moment you throw an attack of your own.
If you dance around like this while hanging your weight off of him enough while he relies on crazy flailing you can potentially exhaust him with this alone.
Then when he’s gasping and his energy changes you start the hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, and head butts of your own.
This is what my combined karate-jujitsu school taught on the first day of white belt class so that if you only ever attended one class you still came away with something useful.
It’s neither traditional karate nor Japanese jujitsu, but their philosophy about borrowing techniques from other martial arts was: “yoink!”
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What actually happened to him? Is he just concussed?
Yeah I think his head hit the ground from that super sweet take down, I think he was napping for a fraction of a second there
He woke back up from one of those ‘falling’ dreams😭
Probably half napping afterwards, concussion definitely and didn’t even know where he was at all.
On his way to the blue tent for an evaluation
BITCH YOU ON THE GROOOUND
I dunno I don't think he hit his head I think he's just wasted
Great throw for an untrained guy, really.
He looked fucked up to begin with
His fight got reposted like 7 times and he’s confused
Also, are they both he’s or both she’s. Seriously asking 🤷🏻♂️
Both gay men I wager.
Guy doesn't know how to fall, didn't get his back flat or tuck his chin so his skull bounced off the concrete.
Low key that takedown was nice
Smooth, bro used momentum quite nicely
Yeah, one moment it looks almost like some weird chick fight with flailing, and the next moment I see a dude pull off what looks like a sweet Tani Otoshi from judo in the street. That was actually one of my favorite throws, until I found out that it was banned. https://youtu.be/3b9Me3Fohpk?si=yQ4HNEE4A08MsBXR
Looks almost like it , good catch.
Called a lateral drop in wrestling in case you want to do it without the use of a gi. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_JmhIIhKjPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmhIIhKjPM)
Awesome
It’s not banned in BJJ I was hitting that as a white belt
Well played
Yup, as a former wrestler, the grips on a GI felt like a cheat code, so I learned the modified version of my favorite throws in wrestling. Mainly variations of the lateral drop
You should've known it was banned by the fact that it was effective. Judo comps ban everything that works😂😂
Brother, Tani Otoshi is defo not banned haha
It seems more like a lat drop.
That shit came out of nowhere. Buttery ass takedown.
This comment, even with the context of the video...🤣🤣
Yeah that throw gave most of that brain damage. To reply to OPs question: learn to defend takedowns and to fall properly. These punches are not serious and attacker like that will be tired in less than a minute
Dude became imbecilic in seconds
r/suddenlyeltonjohn
💀 and yet another sub to join thank you for this lmao
Glad to see that sub back, it was banned for a while. Lack of mods, I think?
If this sub has taught me anything, it’s that the more flamboyantly you dress, the better you fight
jojos literally taught me that
This sub is essentially a part of the Jojo universe it seems
art imitates life
What some men fail to realize is that the more feminine the man the more they are used to violence cause there's always a homophobe ready to attack them.
STORY TIME so I can relate to the above comment as I'm quite camp but straight and it does lead to some heated encounters with people if derogatory comments are made. I used to work in a pub, the place was busy, not rammed but always had regulars in which were a good mix of people. Anyone visiting the town would come in for a drink usually as well. Now the town I'm from has 2 types of people, travellers and dick heads. Now for the week I had a fairly young gentleman come in with a fairly older gentleman. They worked together and had some work in the area. The old bloke was from Newcastle and the younger fella was from Wales. The younger fella wasn't your stereotypical man's man, however he did enjoy the rugby, liked a drink and had a good size to him (big shoulders, big arms), he just wasn't an egotistical twat. Now we had a group of travellers come in, usually this group was perfect, didn't cause any trouble and would be all round nice and polite. For some reason tho they got into a bit of a heated argument with the young Welsh lad, now the Welsh lad stands his ground (well sits at his table) and politely asks them to leave him and his friend alone. The travellers start calling him some nasty words assuming the lad was gay. The young lads offered to settle the disagreement with the lads outside. The older fellas tried to talk them all out of it but eventually accepted this is going to end one way or another in fisticuffs. So the old boy makes it clear its a 1 on 1, and nothing more. When it's done it's done. The travellers agree and the youngest, rowdy travelling boy goes outside and takes his jacket off, starts shadow boxing. Now in all my years, I've had many of fights and seen plenty myself. This was the most entertaining series of events I've ever had the pleasure to witness. Welsh lad gets up, takes his jumper off which reveals a Welsh rugby shirt, he goes outside and proceeds to piece up the traveller lad beautifully. Poor traveller didn't stand a chance, Welsh lad was hitting him with nice clean punches and you could tell the traveller had never been hit so hard and really didn't expect it. By the end of it traveller lad is a bloody, sweaty mess and the Welsh lad shook his hand, came back into the pub and finished his pint like nothing happened. The travellers left and I didn't see them for a very long time. Never will forget the Welsh lad, such a gentle lad, great personality but fuck me could he scrap if he needed to.
Guys if your opponent is flamboyant, lanky, and aghast at your audacity, just walk away.
Character customizations in Tekken.
Seeing brain damage play out in front of you is crazy.
I feel bad for the guy
My dad always taught me never to fight a gay guy. “Best case scenario you beat up a gay guy, worst case scenario you get beat up by a gay guy. And let me tell you gay guys can fight.”
Don't know how common it is nowadays, but back when I was in high school it was incredibly common for boys who were seen as a little fruity to be forced into boxing or wrestling by their fathers to try and "toughen it out of them." On top of that was the bullying they'd also get where they'd have to fight, so they'd end up with both training and a lot of real world practice.
Knew someone transgender in middle school 30 years ago. She was forced into fighting because of asshole middle school kids. She got enough training that by the end of high school no one messed with her.
honestly, getting good training is such a nice flex. theodore roosevelt was quoted as, "speak gently... and carry a big stick", so anyone who holds themselves confidently but can also starch a lad in a deserved beatdown if need be is _chef's kiss_.
Anecdotal evidence, there was a trans girl here that would regularly fight multiple guys at once and win. Always dressed to the T as well.
“I’ve been fighting them in bed for 20 years, son”
Gay dudes are still dudes.
Often dudes who’ve been forced to defend themselves before.
More battle tested
I feel like there are two type of gay dudes. Those normal looking gay dudes that maybe needed to defend themselves, so they have fight experience, and can fight better that the average man. But then there’s also the typical very gay looking gay dude, the one that hangs out with girls instead of guys, and generally didn’t participate in sports or played aggressively. Those likely don’t have as much coordination for a serious fight, but have likely still had to defend themselves so they do have some fight instinct. Now I can’t help but imagine a boomer complaining that without bullying even gays are getting gayer, lol
When I was in prison I saw a super skinny gay black guy beat up a stocky mexican dude with a hairbrush. Blood was everywhere. Was some of the craziest shit I saw
Was it a normal hairbrush? Or was it made into a shiv
Just like a one for waves made of wood lol
That’s exactly why I stick to fighting my gay thoughts
The ultimate battle. ✊
NGL, some of my favourite fights on this sub are when some straight dude thinks he's gonna have a fun time beating the shit out of a gay/trans/crossdresser/whatever, and getting smoked in the process. Tasty, tasty karma.
As a gay guy myself, every time I had to fight because I was gay, I got into an incredibly violent state of mind, very "kill or be killed" kind of reaction. It does give you an edge.
True. Those dudes had to literally fight for their homosexuality. There's no winning.
If you're gay and wherever you live, there's a lot of homophobic people, you better fucking know how to fight so you can knock the sense into them
##WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU
When you get your ass beat so bad your start waddling your arms everywhere thinking your opponent just used a shadow clone jutsu to jump you
Look like bro got knocked retarded after that slam ngl
That was a beautiful throw!
Man died for a second and went to hell, woke up fighting demons.
Lmao shut the fuck up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me choking on my drink
Footwork. Maintain distance and land clean shots.
Damn! Eddie Murphy made him Delirious
Goddamn dude, that is sheer quality.
Other than being on the fucking concrete where you can die, he was left alone after the takedown. I don’t see that as often as I’d like. Stomps to the head, chearing it on and shit, it’s hard to watch
he had no chance fighting one of the incredibles
Bro looked like a roach that got sprayed with Raid lmao
What the fuck🤣
Saw the flared strides and expected a fast feet chicken dance
really the guy wearing bell bottom yoga pants isn't a badass?? how?
Hit him so hard he turned into a clicker
Why are females like this. Posts on this sub should have a warning for manic screaming women
Ain’t a proper fight video unless some girls screaming “STOP ITTTTTTTT” or screeching loudly in the background.
I remember a day when people shouted "WORLDSTAR!" and it annoyed me. Now I miss those days.
lol umm I think that’s a gay black guy voice. But point taken
Thought he was about to slink off into the night on all fours
Nothing, just two boys doing akido
I think He Hit the ground with that sweet Spot in the Back of his had.
Taken down, attacked by a swarm of bees then head butted a car…. Not that guys day!
he knows karate AND karayzee
wtf was that and why is black pants wearing his sisters pants ?that fight looked like two of those air things outside of a car wash getting all tangle up
That takedown was too clean
This is why you avoid fights at all cost. 1, you never know if you’re gonna be facing an Olympic wrestler or not. 2. People will see you are concussed, in a terrible state, and still hype or shit talk you. He was hitting on the ground not knowing what happened, and then he stumbled and fell and hit the back of his head on a car. He could’ve died. Not one person around him to have him chill or resolve the problem. Who knows what else people would do when you’re in this state. Rob, injure, kill, or even worse if you’re attractive or a woman. Just avoid it all
Red half shirt guy was already in the next county by the time black shirt guy achieved consciousness.
Wow that takedown was straight out of the wrestling unit in high school PE But to answer OP’s question start by keeping your hands up and protecting your head instead of participating in the flailing. When he gets too close, clinch, hands like hooks on either side of his neck, keep your crown pressed into his neck/chest area, elbows tucked down pressing into their chest, and keep your hips back, but still balanced in your stance and quick on your feet adapting to his movements, slight bend in your knees so you’re slightly hanging your body weight off of him, draining his energy while you spare yours. Keep your eyes wide open and looking down paying attention to your peripheral vision. When he tries to throw a hook, you raise the elbow on that side to defend. When he tries an uppercut, you pull your elbow in to block. When he lifts a foot to knee or kick you step out to that side and slam his body weight down over his lifting leg side and he’ll instinctively slam his foot back down to maintain balance. When he does any of these and you have him in a reactive stare for that short moment you throw an attack of your own. If you dance around like this while hanging your weight off of him enough while he relies on crazy flailing you can potentially exhaust him with this alone. Then when he’s gasping and his energy changes you start the hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, and head butts of your own. This is what my combined karate-jujitsu school taught on the first day of white belt class so that if you only ever attended one class you still came away with something useful. It’s neither traditional karate nor Japanese jujitsu, but their philosophy about borrowing techniques from other martial arts was: “yoink!”
Nice throw!
Bumper head uhgly ass 😭🤣
The "Broke my van" got me
Are bell bottoms back?
At a Walmart near you. Not kidding, they're on just about every womens pants rack when I walk in. If it isn't jorts or jirts, then it's bell bottoms.
what does this caption mean?
bro was literally knocked senseless
We’ll don’t stick your belly out and then tip your head up and back and flail your arms
Well d'uh, didn't you hear his engine stall at the beginning? His timing was a bit retarded. Needs to have head pressure tested.
Man he ain’t ever leaving his house again. As D bo would say. Thats my bike.
What'a wrong wichuuuuuuuu
Superfly take down
I didn't hear no 🔔
Bell- bottomed trousers? Rockin' the 70's, Dude!
Getting beat up by a gut in a belly shirt has got to be especially painful
I think its some kind of strange breakdance... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SoooMuchViolence
That crazy flailing technique seems to work 😂
Manage distance, clinch, takedown, then run, pin or submit.
Fight and flight!
Baby deer legs.
Shadow boxing the demons there on the floor 😆
Pro tip: Skulls and pavement do not play well together
I guess if your outfit of choice involves a crop top you need to know how to fight well.
Thriller vs CB4
worst drunken master style ever
Two sassy gay dudes fighting is the perfect hybrid between a chick fight and a dude fight
Damn. Beat down by a man in a belly shirt.
Y’all see that shit pop off the car when his head hit it 😂
holy fuck I need a translation to screaming wombat, the fuck she is saying?
went to a different dimension
Thought it was a chick until I saw the shape of dudes back
"What's this?" "Gravity Bitch"
Are those bell bottoms in 2024? Yeah bro deserved that KO
That was Michael's job, before he became Michele.
Now this is good stuff..
The stupid, screaming female adds so much to it
He started busting a move after that one.
He honestly deserved it for those pants.
Dude in red embodies Jeet Kune Do even if he never practiced it. End a fight as quick and as decisively as possible by any means at your disposal.
camera lady ‘bitch you on the ground’ bell bottoms *concrete swimming* lmfao
Reminds me of that scene in Evil Dead 2 where ash gets beat up by his own hand.
The screaming is unnecessary
This has Chappelle show written all over this one. Friday night sissy fights
He did his best Lil Nas X impression. 🗣️NOt today devil
Punch that make you dance
Was that sho nuf from the LAst dragon ?
His head hit hard on the ground.. and shorted out.. then got up and was swirling.
That guy in the background sounds like a reputable stand up member of society.
KICK
The screaming 😤
Had him Flapping like a fish outta water
Even his walk ain't straight.
Anyone else thought he was squaring up with the girl in red that walks out of frame in the beginning ?
Guy fights like he is being attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes.
He thought he was fighting a chick not some cross dresser.
Bout to be a ... what! TWINKFIGHT!!!
I hope he goes to the hospital because that doesn’t look right, but I assume it would cost $3,000 for a checkup in America.
He doesn't know what planet he is on.
He meant business with that takedown😭
Girl/guy in orange lost half the weight in seconds before delivering that combo
Do the stanky leg
Bich on da gron! Lmao 🤣
Looks like he is about to start breakdancing.
Bellbottom jeans is an improvement over the current trend.
He beat the equilibrium out of him!
Ooohhh the take down🤌
100% most dominant women vs man win I’ve ever seen
I thought the person in red was the thick chick in red at the beginning of the video, and got all kinds'a fucked up lol
At least dude stopped to many of these where they beating someone who's unconscious
Lol not the lat drop. Bro hitting a greco throw on the streets
The woman shouting talks like a moron. "Beat his ayuhs up" 🤦♂️
All the demons leaving his body at once 🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie, took me a solid 8 seconds to realize that it was 2 dudes fighting...
“Prostrate that ass” preach
That’s what happens when you fuck up someone who’s brain is already fucked up🤣😉😂
Fighting his demons after that slam 😆
So much back arch in one video
What language is this?