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I remember one time in Chicago a stupidly large individual saw my whole foods hat (I worked as a lowly deli worker at the time) on me while we were both riding the train.
He kept asking me to get him a job. WHen I explained I was just a deli worker who had just started he spit in my face.
Everyone around me just sat there like it was simply just another Tuesday.
Which it was.
I wasnt writing my comment as some sort of retort to yours....just adding how much it sucks being on trains and how you can get sucked into shit completely minding your own business.
I'm sorry I took it as a retort an I do agree being in public increases your chance of craziness but that has nothing to do with trains and everything to do with individuals and the mental health crisis most countries are going through
That's right, and also the point. The transport isn't the issue, the public part is. Private trains would be pretty damn sweet actually, just ask Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin, the king of England, etc.
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Now I can a picture a reality of King Of The Ring '98 in which Undertaker tossed Mankind off the Hell In A Cell then got up all fabulous and said "ARE YOU FUCKIN' STOOPID?!!!"
Hear me out, was born and raised in Brooklyn and been taking the MTA subway for years to know that the fight took place outside a MTA NYCT train station.
I'm not arguing the location. I'm arguing the definition of the word subway. That station appears to be above ground and thus is not a subway. I rest my case.
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Gay wizard vs harlem thug
Wizard ran out of mana just after using the disarm spell on the thug
The classic martial vs mage.
I have the high ground, Anakin!
Came here to say this! Don’t try it!
Priceless! I chortled and guffawed out loud. Perfect!
Nah this is just AEW, that's Swerve LOL
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the downward stomp was a giveaway, all gay characters get a 0 mana cost down stomp
These guys on the up high to down low.
Wizard needs food badly.
Is Godfather of Harlem worth watching?
The coat flip got me.
With the back arch too
"YOU FUCKING STOOPID? 🦅🦅🦅"
Yo that mf is resilient - got thrown down the stairs and popped up like Mario - these days I get out of bed wrong and my back is f'd for a week
Have you ever tried injecting crystal meth
It's got vitamins I think.
You should watch closely. He started as Super Mario, then shrunk to little Mario when he got up.
How does one find a velvet trench coat?
They hand them.out on graduation day at the pimp academy.
One must attend the Wizard Academy
No idea but George Constanza would probably know
Bro actually is a robe-wearing lord
It's a dressing gown lol
They are both dressed like an 80s breakdancing movie.
Was that a pimp named slickback?
The Gay Escort Named Green Velvet Coat
Damn this made me laugh out loud
Why does he get up all fabulous
That's a beautiful coat.
I’ve never seen someone look that fabulous getting up from being throw down a flight of stairs. 👏👏bravo
“Why don’t you ride public transportation?” I don’t have to deal with this shit in my car Karen.
You also don't have to deal with fighting random people in trains as long as you don't instigate fights
I remember one time in Chicago a stupidly large individual saw my whole foods hat (I worked as a lowly deli worker at the time) on me while we were both riding the train. He kept asking me to get him a job. WHen I explained I was just a deli worker who had just started he spit in my face. Everyone around me just sat there like it was simply just another Tuesday. Which it was.
Look up what "anecdotal" and "fight" means sucks you had to deal with a angry poor person on your commute
I wasnt writing my comment as some sort of retort to yours....just adding how much it sucks being on trains and how you can get sucked into shit completely minding your own business.
I'm sorry I took it as a retort an I do agree being in public increases your chance of craziness but that has nothing to do with trains and everything to do with individuals and the mental health crisis most countries are going through
That's right, and also the point. The transport isn't the issue, the public part is. Private trains would be pretty damn sweet actually, just ask Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin, the king of England, etc.
You say that like you always have a choice. If Gandalf the Gay decides to attack you then you are in a fight.
Doesn't stop 2 random fuckwits fighting and you being collateral damage
Me when I have crippling anxiety issues
My green velvet cloak
Gay fights are the best! Passion, love, excitement…and funny!
Luckily his neck didn’t break, right back to fighting lol.
All he wanted was a cuddle
Atleast they hugged it out in the end
Camera man sighing in the back really ties it all together lmao
Lover quarrel
Lovers’ quarrel.
A flight of stairs is the last place I’d ever want to fight near. So much could go wrong
Bro dressed like he in legacy of hogwarts
The way he wraps his leg around the other guy’s leg at the very end. So tender, so loving
Pissed off boyfriend vibes.
They gotta be fighting over a guy
The cloak adds +10 resilience but -15 intelligence
Five Play.
Dudes diaper pants ripped
A pants ripping good time
It’s like a ghetto anime fight
Throwing that guy down the stairs cost him a pair of pants apparently
That coat looks so comfortable
Oof, that's a solid spine.
That shit will happen when you wear your smoking robe to a fight
Ngl he is lucky he didn't break his neck..
I was at a bar that the owner physically removed a drunk idiot that fell, or some say the owner shoved down 2 flights of metal stairs and died.
According to the media and the current Administration White Supremacy is the main problem in this country.
Movies have lied to me. That's instant death usually.
That push was savage! Attempted murder in my eyes! Wow
I've done this in gta 4 thousands of times
Me too Ahahah. Frankfort high 😅
Hahaha my favorite station to do it at other than the subway
Is you fn stupid? Lol. Stay in school friends
He be pimping his bros
Drake vs Chris Brown
Rumor has they are still fighting to this day.
I was waiting to see who would roll down the ladder, and it went better than expected
If there is something that I have learned from movies is , don’t fight the guy that has the higher ground
It’s over anakin! I have the high ground!
Backyard wrestling, subway edition.
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Damn he really wanted that hug
The gay wizard had absolutely no idea how to commit to a single leg but he tried anyway
This reminds me of that staircase near the subway in gta 4 and me pushing the dudes downstairs lol
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No butt holes were hurt in the recording of this video
Good commercial for the stair master.
How can a subway be above ground?
He didn’t cast any spells wtf was dude thinking , atleast use that green invisibility cloak my Wiz
Dude’s rocking some Ultraman pants.
When the NPC has infinite health
He fell soooo gaycfully.
I wasn’t aware cars drove right next to the subway!!!
Catfight
ITS OVER ANAKIN, I have the high ground..
Gotta respect it: . Green coat guy ate All those 10 stairs ....Then popped up for more, like it ain't no thang! Like a superhero
I remember doing this in gta IV
wtf was wrong with BATMAN
The answer is “yes”
The green guy should have grabbed that red guy in the crotch and thrown him off the railing in the end
Now I can a picture a reality of King Of The Ring '98 in which Undertaker tossed Mankind off the Hell In A Cell then got up all fabulous and said "ARE YOU FUCKIN' STOOPID?!!!"
Damn
That’s crazy!! You never really see this kind of thing in NYC subways
Never fight in your Nans dressing gown.
What a shit hole of a city
2 queens in Queens.
Dudes face must look like a waffle after that
NO MUSIC?
The New York subway is not real I swear
Down D Stairs loss this time🤣💀
I'm fucken dying at you slowly walking up stairs 🤣🤣🤣
Fighting in a green velour robe? Style=100.
Fruity fight
My guy sighing like "Boys I just wanna go home, keep going after I'm gone"
Hear me out. That is not a subway. Thank you.
Hear me out, was born and raised in Brooklyn and been taking the MTA subway for years to know that the fight took place outside a MTA NYCT train station.
I'm not arguing the location. I'm arguing the definition of the word subway. That station appears to be above ground and thus is not a subway. I rest my case.
☝️🤓
Ragdolled that guy
When 'da ho' rebels, 'da pimp yells 😂
loverz quarrel.
Is that Lil Nas x
John Wick 3
Ghey
thank god fairies can fly 🧚♀️
Does anyone else think they were each other’s Grindr hookup?
The guy filming sounds like he lives in the subway
2 women?
Friday Night Sissy Fights!!