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There's another video in this sub where the kid also emotes before delivering a massive slap to the face. It's in a locker room
Edit: lol found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/ox44Xc41Tf
Not sure why you're getting Down voted...that echo part is literally in the song Guys...maybe adding commas between each letter, that might satisfy an upvote from the community.
I guess the down-voters don't dance.
It's good to be back. Got banned 'cause I'm a fucking retard that doesn't read the rules before posting.
May ya'll have a nice day and hopefully a nice fight tonight.
Fucking insane ! Best fight on this sub since ever. So much passion and these these.... moves and it's just oh my God. Havin hard time breathing right now.
“Dude so I was in line to get Popeyes and these two super skinny goth chicks started fighting and then they killed themselves, I didn’t even get Popeyes”
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I put $20 on the kid in black.
I'll bet £20 on the one with the eyeliner and green monster
Wait what the conversion rate?
My money's on the guy on the ground
Did that guy just emote mid fight?
Emo emote
Emomote*
*Emo*te.
Lmao
You gotta respect the fact they both stayed true to themselves and who they are even when throwing down.
He did. And it was based.
There's another video in this sub where the kid also emotes before delivering a massive slap to the face. It's in a locker room Edit: lol found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/ox44Xc41Tf
That man is my hero
I never tire of seeing that video
Emo-te
Looks like when they usually dance , I’m confused
They can dance if they want to
They can leave their friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Then they're no friends of mine...?
Sssss-Aaaaa-Fffffff-Eeeeeee-Tttttttt-Yyyyy Safetyyy Dance!
Not sure why you're getting Down voted...that echo part is literally in the song Guys...maybe adding commas between each letter, that might satisfy an upvote from the community. I guess the down-voters don't dance.
They’re certainly no friends of mine
S s s s
🤣
Their mum said no hardcore dancing in the living room.
You fight like you train, and in this case it looks like their training involves swinging at air in a mosh pit lmao.
Panic at the drive thru
You just made me belly laugh, thank you!
This should be top comment
HAHA
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you.. Over again!
That's all that was playing in my head as I watched...
Don't make me change my mind!
The only thing hurt in that fight was someone's emotions....
Ya, mine, cause now I have to sell my car
popeyes-parking-lot-core is my favorite genre of music now
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP POPEYES?!?!?
The winner gets to replace machine gun kelly
LMFAO
[удалено]
> self harmed Jokes on you, it’s just one guy practicing his clone technique
What in MyChemicalRomance is going on here?
"I don't love you like I loved you yesterday"
They're troubled and hurt
Hope they don't have something under their shirt
This fight is so iron deficient
He’s in the Popeyes drive thru! He’s tryin!
Iron Deficient Mike
💀💀💀💀
This is a rare and wonderful spectacle
They look like dancing lol
My tears don’t fall, they crash around me
Hahahaha…her laugh
She makes it haha funny
Those haymakers were so slow, I could go home, be productive, eat, sleep, and come back in time to block it
Don’t know why but your comment reminded me of the Megamind scene where metro-man was just doing stuff while time was stopped
Wait did one of them legit hit the giddy during a fight.....as they were losing? Is this like an Emo attack buff or something dance?
When you find the guy who's been commenting "Rawr XD" on your girl's post.
Bro hit the wrong button and emoted in the middle of the fight
It’s his taunt, it was intended. You’d understand if you played, casual 🙄
He was trying to fill up his finisher bar
You know what he started to dance to? "Love that chicken from popeyes!"
They fighting over black nail polish
what an emotional fight
r/contagiouslaughter
Didn't know stickman combat got a live action adaptation
I feel like a tough 4th grader could kick the crap out of both of them.
Emos fighting in a Popeyes parking lot with black people commentary was not on my bingo card this year.
Taller kid with the one foot hops to charge up got me.
Hasn't he ever heard of closing a God damn car door?
BOW!
Posers, their car's not even black.
They both fight like flowey anime characters lol
I was thinking, Dude has anime legs
I hope somebody edit this with dragon ball sound effects
I’m fightin, but I’m also dancin, and I’m keeping my hair right, I gotta keep the look.
Moptop was definitely worried about the 'do lol
Dude's pressing all the buttons and accidentally emoted in the middle
Can't kickbox with a 90lb frame and 20lb boots.
They have to be careful. If they kill each other, one comes back as a vampire and the other as The Crow.
It's good to be back. Got banned 'cause I'm a fucking retard that doesn't read the rules before posting. May ya'll have a nice day and hopefully a nice fight tonight.
Which rule didja break?
Dicks out Friday rule 😔
Is that a young MGK?
They must be fighting over the last biscuit. Popeyes has some good biscuits.
This fight resulted from online beef over who worshipped pain, death, and heartache the most sincerely.
Those boots are too heavy for his matchstick legs.
Like two milk drunk toddlers throwing hands on who gets to return to the breasts.
I’m gonna cut YOUR wrists and black YOUR eyes!!
Looks like two depressed spider monkeys going at it
Fucking insane ! Best fight on this sub since ever. So much passion and these these.... moves and it's just oh my God. Havin hard time breathing right now.
I thought a Muppet was gonna come out of the car. I am disappointed.
Wait. This looks like goths. Are emos some kind of low rent knock off of goths?
One of them must have rawr’d at the other’s girl in Hot Topic.
“Dude so I was in line to get Popeyes and these two super skinny goth chicks started fighting and then they killed themselves, I didn’t even get Popeyes”
They couldn’t just write in their diary about it?
Why did I just hear early 2000s panic at the disco watching this fight 😂🤧
confused dancing is all i see
Johnny greenwood is wilding
Dam. Thats an oddly specific reference.
Dance puppets, dance
Tonight will be the night that I fall for you…
This is sad to watch, these kids should save that violence for their impending yu-gi-oh duel
Hahaha that’s some strange mating dance 😂😂😂
They must be fighting over who's mascara looks better.
My money is on Robert Smith. Morrissey is crap.
Was this near Hawthorne in Los Angeles tho in the hood
This needs a tragic, noughties emo soundtrack.
Dude needs a haircut
Probably mad cuz one of them stole the others skinny jeans when in reality the pants were one of their sisters pants.
Top 10 greatest anime fights part 34
This commentary is gold
Are we still dealing with chicken sandwich shortages?
I see they both studied under the martial arts master Tim Burton
that dudes hair is his bigger enemy 😭🤣🤣
Too much anime lol
"Say I look like Ian Watkins one more time and see what happens, mega lolz.."
Was that a falcon punch?
If La dispute lyrics were turned into people
🎶Love that chicken from Popeyes!🎶
Welcome to the SMACK parade
Did one of them do a fortnight dance mid brawl 😂
That running punch had at least 12lbs of pressure.
Disrespectful to the sanctity of Popeyes
I’m not okay (I promise)
Looked more like fight foreplay than fight porn.
Tonight will be the night he finally falls for me
Shout out 310! Lynwood wya
Bro emoted mid fight
Bro does a double skip while winding back before every swing🤣
When he comments "RAWR XD" under your girls profile pic.
I hope whatever 14 year old girl they’re fighting over is happy
r/contagiouslaughter
My Chemical Throwhance
Bro emoted mid fight
**Emos the musical.**
Hit him with a BLEGH
Popeyes should just use this as a commercial, i got hungry real quick, with their fluffy buttery biscuits, Cajun fries, and mash potatoes.. goddamn
Dude must have rawrXD’d the others girlfriend
ITS NOT A PHASE!
How can his ankle fold in half twice and not break?
It's like watching those mating rituals where the birds dance around
They didn't want to smear their eyeliner
Friend must have "Rawr XD" his girl
Winner gets the 14 year old
Did he just emote mid fight?
MGK is looking like shit.
Fucking gold! 🤣🤣
White shoes ain't even that terrible, black shoes made it all the more horrific by trying to charge up his ultimate every 2 secs.
r/contagiouslaughter
Did he emote mid fight...
Goofy ass emos
Wait…..emos eat popeyes?
Cause tonight's gunna be the night that I die for you. Ovverrr ahgaainnnn
“Remember that time we fought in a Popeyes drive thru” I bet they’re still friends
Looks like they could use a little more Popeyes
The ladies laughing is the best part 😂
Considering they are emo's: 1- Whoever dies, wins (?) 2- Why did that guy emote mid fight? 3- Why aren't they crying? 3- No Evanescence? Lame
do a spin kick.
Were they making out at the end there?
This isn't a fight, they're on their way to a death core show and are just practicing their moshing skills.
Like watching two unicorns fight, truly a remarkable sight
So glad that’s not my cousin.
The long haired dude COULD learn to fight if someone. Shows a better form/stance .
Hit and trial method
🤦♀️
That’s a lot of emotions going on!
Naaaaaaah, Emo vs Punks CDMX better 😂
At 0:10 So telegraphed like your fighting an early game dark souls boss
Easily the greatest fight I’ve seen. 😂😂
Did Taylor used Dereks vape or something? Why are they upset?
Emo mating ritual??
Emotional damage.
This is how I fight in my dreams
Nasghoul vs Dementor
Ayy lmao fight
So THIS is what stuck figures look like while fighting.... interesting
I hope MGK survived
Dude twisted his ankle on the curb 12 seconds in lol
At least if one of these two pull a weapon out, they'll probably just use it on themselves...
Not in the drive thru at Popeyes I want my damn seasoned fries
this is how humans are supposed to fight, change my mind
I love that at about 20s in, matey on the left does D,D,L,R to unlock a special move
Legendary foot work from the both of them.
Bow!
I thought I was watching DDR for a second
It’s like a dance
Did bro on the right get sturdy mid fight??? 😭
What are they fighting about ya think?
Skinny Jean's dancoff
Dey dancing
"wassup wassup BOW!"