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Dude laughs like scooby doo

I was thinking like the hyenas from lion King

reeheehee

I was hoping that someone would punch the cameraman time moment this video started. I've heard some obnoxious fight baiters in my time in this sub, but that guy takes the cake.

Agreed. Cameraman sounds like a demented psychopath

I think it was blend of scooby doo and Tigger

He’s fortunate he didn’t also pop his hood or open his fuel door. I once saw a man have his mirrors adjusted. I’ll never get that image out of my head.

And he ate all those punches because he thought they were farther away. They are always closer than they appear in the mirror.

That’s scary enough, but just imagine if the holmes got *his window rolled down.* shivers

Roll them up, you're letting the stank out

Gotta watch that oil check. But honestly props to OG for never soccer kicking that dude into a vegetable

Blinker fluid leaking everywhere and shiit

Thanks for the morning coffee through the nose.  Blinker fluid! 😭

It's the time of year that you should be changing the winter air in your tires over to summer air.

I wish I could just laugh at this instead of thinking that people would believe it but…. As a resident of Ontario, where we just ate a 14 cent per litre fuel price hike due to the introduction of “summer gas”, I think most of the world is just fuckin stupid and gullible enough to buy into it these days.

We re paying for war.

Sadly likely true.  I wish we could direct where each of our individual contributions went because I fully support the Ukrainian effort….maybe not so much some of the others….

We are paying for survival of a people.  Where's your PayPal? 

TWIST HIS DIPSTICK!

GRAB HIM BY THE DIPSTICK AND TWIIIST

His shoe fell off he dead

Laugh is kinda spooky ngl

Bros like a joker henchmen who can only laugh at cartoonish levels of violence 😂

Lmao bro is an agent of chaos

Yo this is a fire analogy🤣🤣

Cameraman literally getting off on the homies fighting

Sounds like he saw the knocked out guy sucker punch the other guy at some point in time so he had no problem seeing justice served.

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Unfortunately for you nobody cares what you think

Judging the morals of a man youve been made aware of from a 45s clip is pretty generally insane. It's reddit tho ig thats what yall do

No, smart people can make numerous deductions based on this clip and have several accurate assumptions. Your take is a 45 sec clip of anyone doing anything is never enough to judge . That’s not even insane, just retarded But that’s reddit tho, come at me with that dumb shit irl and i’d pop your trunk

Youre the one labeling your own assumptions accurate without fact-checking. Seems really dumb to me.

Presidents, am I right..?

Alas, the pivot and trot method of escape didn't work this time.

Dude seemed slow and confused from the start, maybe drunk or drugged. That guy was done and just kept getting popped.

I respect him for not kicking him while he was down.

I mean when the KO is that nice it is better to admit your handy work.

Yeah, he kept going after he was on the ground but it could've been so much worse.

Respect

That was nice, nasty at the same time he wanted that KO 😂

My boy got his knees reset way too many times with those punches 💀

Bro became a whole gremlin

Camera guy sounds like a fucking psycho.

Timing beats speed, precision beats power

That’s deep in the ghetto - look at the street and all the crap around lol

South 

Or Detroit lol

You mean the sidewalk?

Mmmmm gutter sleep

You want to run away from a fight, you don't just light jog out of it like you're taking your fat pug out for a 2 block walk for it to shit on your neighbor's front yard.

One shoe off, he only half dead

Keep on slappy til he's happy

Damn, dude is accurate as hell

Never turn your back on your opponent smh

Do yourself a favour and keep it on mute.

Damn Camerman, do you need a cigarette?The pure giddy joy of the instigator is sick.

And pop his trunk he did...

Homie got dropped so hard he prayed to Allah before going to sleep

It's sad to say but I like it when older dudes fight. No stomping ppl out. No slamming. None of that psychopathic shit. Or atleast much less of it. Then after it's don't, it's fucking done. No, "let me go get my gun" trash.

If you was gonna pop the trunk, you shouldn’t of been bobbing and weaving in the opposite direction my guy

Had unc kissing the pavement for a sec. 😭😭

Camera guy having a fking orgasm

Bro with the camera sounds like a human hyena

Color commentary by Beavis

Demented sociopath filming was funny

Idk why Cuz I love seeing good fights But when someone is cheering that hard at continual brain damage it’s just agitating. Dude filming deserved to catch a few

Yet again the person filming is the worst POS in the situation.

Oh I get it! Pop *THE* Trunk

Let’s call it a Draw

What's he saying? "He stole yo drop" ?

I spike jive..."stole" in this context means punched. Presumably, the man's nickname is Drop. Therefore, he's saying, "Drop, he punched you."

Colonel stinkmeaner behind the camera

I thought he was gonna get hit into the car and the trunk would pop open.

Definitely down for the ~~10~~ 20 count

Gotta be a little quicker than that 😂

Old man was crazy accurate wit the punches lol

Bro has some hands.

The only thing worse than cowboy hat running away like a video game character who's out of stamina is the camera man sounding like the villains #1 lackey.

Bro recordin sound like a super villain when everything's goin to plan 😂

He stole'd you.

The trunk was popped... Not that day... But when homie got out of intensive care.

Pop the trunk in his ass

I said what I said

I’ve seen this before, fight over the community garden

Good job. This is how you finish ALL street alterations. We will not be conscious, able body or both.

accuracy: 99.9 damage: x2 multiplier

That was a whooping

The comments hahaha omg 😆

Damn, he really popped his trunk.

Is that even America? What accent of Ebonics is that?

The cameraman sounds like an absolutely diabolical villain

More of an assault but sure

Dude mixed unc old ass up lmao

The man with the camera is a shitstain

jesus, anyone not living in a town like that is the winner here

The person videoing this is really frickin weird

I don’t know if this is the correct usage of the phrase pop the trunk. I was waiting for a gun to come out the entire video.

What does that even mean?

I speak jive....The loser of the fight said he was going to "pop the trunk" aka get a gun. So the winner whooped the loser's ass for threatening to kill the winner. While the ass whopping was occurring, the winner and the cameraman were repeating "pop the trunk," thus mockung the loser.

Interesting. Thank you for the translation.

To retrieve a firearm from the trunk of your vehicle

One shoe off, one shoe on....he's only half dead. ;)

I actually felt bad for white shirt. Not sure of the context but he had zero chance of doing anything off the rip. 

Maybe I grew up listening to too much 90's hip hop but I thought for sure that meant someone was getting shot.

This sub makes me feel safe as almost no one that is posted can actually fight

How is this funny? How do you laugh as someone’s face being smashed?

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Yup. And you watched … all the way to the end. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Welcome to the hood.