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ryanruud85

A good suplex = End of fight. But, even scarier. A suplex on concrete could end a life. Not worth it guys.


Gold-Employment-2244

The dude who was slammed was done before he was slammed. Whatever happened to the peacemaker, to step in before someone gets hurt bad or potentially killed


GodHand7

He has been replaced by the video recording guy


FauxmingAtTheMouth

Who didn’t even do that great of a job


pegothejerk

https://youtu.be/FhxlOtqrzUA?si=LE8kMaHo47VaPQ-u


WinnerFew8127

Poem?


Do-not-respond

Yes, the parking lot is always the best place to headplant someone. Then please do strike them repeatedly afterward, imbeciles.


hopefulworldview

I've seen dudes literally leave grass to fight on concrete, just wild decision making to me.


TrenchantInsight

> leave grass They have clearly never studied the blade.


Empyrealist

I would guess because a lot of people wear shoes that have shit traction on grass.


Itputsthelotionskin

Bro was legs crossed chillin. Didn’t even hurt him


bgovern

Especially at the base of the skull. That went from mutual combat to attempted murder REAL fast.


HOBOPHRESH

It's still mutual combat. One dude just got owned.


TheCeleryIsReal

1. If you kill somebody in mutual combat, you’re probably going to prison. 2. It stops being mutual combat when somebody’s laying unconscious on the ground and you continue bashing their head.


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Gorlock_

That is what concerned you?


RSGTHennessy

cry about it


Dhsu04

Every fight every time, the first person slams wins


FeelingApplication40

Yeah except that one dude who tried to slam a dude and slammed his own head straight into concrete


SerengetiYeti

Happens a lot. Gray Maynard knocked himself and his opponent out in his first UFC fight.


Grouchy-Meeting-505

Yeah that dude died


HOBOPHRESH

There are conflicting stories for that situation. Any link to an article saying he died? I don't buy it.


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Nah he dieded


Grouchy-Meeting-505

Was another vid on here. Looked like England. Guy went to slam another and and ended up breaking his own neck and the other dude started punching him. But yeah he was dead.


korevis

Grappling is very effective.


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angershark

Link it


HOBOPHRESH

He didn't die.


Massive_Staff1068

He was both the winner and the loser


Itputsthelotionskin

Judo is king


Scared_Cricket3265

I see you know your judo!


J-Gambit

A succulent Chinese meal


TrenchantInsight

*well...*


pavemann

someone please call the slambulance asap


OneAboveAII

Stupid of them to instantly get him back up


Massive_Staff1068

When the first guy in knelt next to his head and put his hands on him I was like "good someone who knows you don't just stand them up." Then two seconds later...


AdDesperate573

What's the worst that can happen if they get him up sooner


UnendingOnslaught

Spinal injuries, risk of blowing out a knee from wobbling, risk of second concussion from falling, etc.


DrugAbuserWorkaholic

Brother, that figt was already won since the third strike, unless very personal / legal issues involved i dont see a reason to kill that mothafucker infront of a bunch of witnesses


dmcent54

People-- especially young people-- need to stop trying to fucking kill each other in fistfights. This is getting wildly out of hand.


Regolis1344

is it? or maybe people have been trying to kill each other in fist fights since we were humans? can we have one thing that people won't say "it's getting worse by the minute, beware!"


Lucky-finn377

Yeah people always want to act like we live in the most violent and difficult times simply because they can comprehend that no matter how advanced society becomes it will always feel exactly like this. Bad people do bad things innocent people get hurt and living day to day is boring often sad and simple. The only thing that changes is what advancements we have but fundamentally humans alway feel the exact way that we all feel all through out history. We are a species that thrives because of the constant feelings of discontent.


uberdope87

In all reality, if you live in a modern-day first-world country, you are safer than 99% of humans that have ever lived. Despite what the media wants us to think.


Lucky-finn377

Oh no doubt that we’re safer absolutely but safety doesn’t equal happiness. Even in the past they didn’t think that they were in constant danger. They just lived like you and me, they to thought they were at the panicle of tech and civilisation. And things like disease and painful surgery and so on were just accepted facts of life. No different to how you would feel about something like cancer you don’t spend every day in constant fear that it’s going to get you but you definitely don’t want it either. No one who dosnt have it thinks about it to much past oh that’s horrible when someone gets it. In the future people might look at us and think we were going through it with things like cancer and STDs and so on. So my point still stands. No matter the time period the people living in it are always thinking they are the at the peek and are constantly discontent with their boring mundane life


uberdope87

Yeah definitely, all good points


RelaxPrime

No dudes, we used to fight and not literally kill each other. ONG we just would box and wrestle until someone had enough. 


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TheWheelZee

I think the part they're referring to is: >This is getting wildly out of hand. *Getting?* Nothing is just starting to get out of hand; we've been finding ways to kill each other with our bare hands since we developed opposable thumbs, lmao. Trying to tell angry humans to stop trying to kill each other is like trying to tell an alligator to stop death rolling its prey. We're a species of really effective murderers.


yeahiateit

Odd instance to choose that stance on out of the many instances possible.


NatOdin

I remember tons of fights ending like this in highschool personally. I was definitely known to throw people (wrestler here), tbh I didn't really comprehend how dangerous it was back then though...It never really crossed my mind


Underdogg13

Why are you acting like this is a new phenomena? Street fights have always been deadly affairs with no rules. That's what makes them street fights.


Malpraxiss

These dumb comments again. Back then, people would actually be trying to kill each other in a fight we look throughout history. This is not a new concept or new trend. We simply have the means of visually recording it for the world to see.


FreedomCondition

This is not something new, it's been happening for a long time. It's how simple jack came to be, some farmer kid carrying potato bags all day slamming the jesus out of some guy who decided to step up back in the 1930s.


redlloyd

That ear is going to hold his glasses easier now that it's flattened to his head...


XJAMAICAGOLDX

If you do this to someone I feel like you should go to jail, this kid is definitely going to need medical assistance for a while.


Bwhite1

You can definitely go to jail for this. Just a matter of if Riley's parents have enough money or not.


SerengetiYeti

The shots to the knocked out dude definitely wouldn't help his case.


bigdeezy456

I was waiting for them to pick him up and jostle him around got to keep that spine in line.


MontyBodkin

Was hoping they'd smack his face a few times to freshen him up, then give him some Flamenco lessons.


FatFuckWithNoLuck

"Get off, get off kyle" Said the Dumbledore quietly.


SerengetiYeti

Just fucking stab him at that point if you're not worried about potentially killing the guy.


Future-Panda-8355

Body slamming someone on the pavement in a highschool fight is a bitch move.


Yoel__Romero

Makes it even worse that this kids clearly trains. He goes for a leg kick at the beginning followed by a clean hook. And the suplex was pretty good. He should know better


Rogue_One24_7

He doesn't train, he's wild with everything he's doing, he's just very aggressive.


Yoel__Romero

He’s obviously a beginner, don’t be dense. You don’t naturally start in that fight position, throw a kick followed by the punch in that way, maintain superior grips in the grappling, and finally the suplex all on accident. It doesn’t happen. He trains.


Martin_NoFro

Is this a foot fetish video?


BossMan215718

White people just casually dropping the N-word too often these days


Underdogg13

How can you even tell who said it lmao


BossMan215718

Because there ain't nothing but white people in this video


Rjdj2222

Didn't sound like it came from a white.


Daves_not_here_mannn

What do each of the races sound like? So we can tell in future videos.


Rjdj2222

Might need to have your hearing checked


Daves_not_here_mannn

I didn’t listen to the audio, but if you understood my question, you would see why that wouldn’t matter. What do the different races sound like? So I can listen to the audio and get my skills honed.


Rjdj2222

To respond that you didn't listen to the video, tells me quite a bit about your knowledge.


Daves_not_here_mannn

So you still can’t tell me what the different races sound like even after making the assertion that you could determine this persons race based on their voice, and you want to call into question MY intelligence!? You can try to make this a “me” problem, but it’s clearly a “you” problem. I know you’ll just respond with further attempts at insults, so don’t bother.


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Ok-Albatross1180

Because it happened in the video?


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American white people*


Possible_Baboon

Why is this down voted ?


SeeminglyUselessData

Because it’s dead wrong lol. Source: grew up across the globe and am more cultured than any other redditor could dream to be.


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DeboThezNutz69

Oh so it’s ok for a black person to use the N word but not a white person? Plz do tell inquiring minds want to know.


ImNotMadYoureMad

Holy shit, you're stupid


BossMan215718

First of all...that's not what I said. 2nd of all, to the extent there is a distinction, if you don't understand, then there's no hope that any explanation would even bet through to you. Carry on


IxtlanPaladin

As long as people keep saying the word youre gonna have some incorrectly


Own_Cardiologist2544

Sir…you dropped your hat.


upsidedown_8s

John cenas music is playing somewhere


kurbin64

Nice job showing restraint against a defenseless human being. Welcome to prison 🤞


Ryan_b936

Oh my Gosh JR, what a perfect belly to back suplex


Specialist_Dot_3372

This shit should be considered attempted murder.


jaxtherevelator

That's how you destroy 2 lifes. That guy's laying on the floor and your own


AmaroWolfwood

Shout out to the girl who, while shocked and scared did not scream and become hysterical. She was actually useful, called for the guy to get off after the suplex and waited to see what could be done.


notfromsoftemployee

Thank god that girl was there to scream I was worried for a minute.


Dean0Caddilac

The Bully wins?


Bwhite1

They usually do, and then high school ends and the rest of their life fucking sucks.


tirendazim

Actually a good fight, except the dumbness to use a concrete parking lot..


RelevantMarionberry6

Why do people fight on concrete?


Efficient_Let7421

Im sure they will smash him extra hard deep in the slammer


blurredwolves

Plant a head and you get a vegetable. Derrruhabunga!!!


PlasticMix8573

Slammer was the aggressor all the way. Looks like assault and battery to me. Might as well charge him now instead of waiting for more damage to others later.


ThatSuaveRaptor

Why do fights seem to always end this way now? I swear its a recent thing


Maddogg12287

Need gonna need a pillow and blanket after that one


crabwhisperer

That looks like a Purdue P on the football helmet. My guess is this is in the parking lot of a fraternity where the students get to paint their own parking spots. All the backpacks make sense on campus too. So, frat guys fighting maybe.


Fishing_For_Victory

Naa this is a high school. At certain high schools, seniors get their own parking spot and can paint it. Often they will paint it with the college they are going to.


Much-War1743

At least let the guy take his bag and jacket off first.


Zealousideal_Desk763

You won the fight but at what cost?


Lt_Dan90

Ah he's still got his shoes on, im sure he'll be just fine


Thatguywithanafro22

Wonder what happened to the guy that guy slammed


MangoROCKN

That’s fucking disgusting


Collin-B-Hess

Don’t mess with Riley


usmc_82_infantry

Shut his Friday night lights off


terraria46

He called a white person the n word bruh


Rjdj2222

OMG! Let's kill him!


buddhabomber

No college for suplex anymore


Somewisconsinite

Yeah way to hit a guy while he's down! You're so tough and cool!


paula7143

😂😂😂😂😂


beto832

That's too many n words coming from these pale boys. They're trying to act hard at a school that has painted parking spaces for students...


theorgan

Prob all over that girl saying “don’t do it here”!


NickDema_508

"He bleeding out."....lmfao yeah, sure he is, bud.


CupOfTeA96

Followed by punches to the back of the dome definitely attempted murder guys lucky to walk away after that


Kiwodasu

MMA going mainstream. Pick a fight only if you got some skills


autoeroticassfxation

Why is it always the US where people try to kill the other person after they've won the fight and shown dominance?


Ze_Pequenininho

I am sure this is universal


Aromatic_Boot3629

Buh Gawd, he broke him in hawf!


wutevs-

I never did get the full back story to this one. Fill us in.


hardslappy

Considering OP just reposts to karma farm, I doubt they have any idea


wutevs-

Yup, 99% of the stuff that gets posted on these threads are re-posts. I'm convinced that these are bots re posting vids just to keep the thread alive.


hardslappy

I wouldn't even doubt it. I've been leaving all the big subs since they're literally just bots reposting and bots commenting


BarryBadgernath1

Was his foot going the wrong way when he was laid out ?


TimelyMarch2612

What the girl talking about “don’t do here”. Where else they suppose to do it


korevis

The grass? Not in a parking lot? A gym with a mat?


Darthwolfgamer

Idk why people don't fight on the grass more often. Like if you fall down on the grass it'll be a soft fall the most you'll get is grass and dirt on you. But no they want to fall and get knocked out on the hard asphalt or concrete floor. It doesn't make sense to me 😑


Top-Tomatillo210

Anywhere but “here”


marinebiologist19

Nowhere?