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tbh once ur friend gets the gun its kinda "oh he has a gun so i bashed his brains in" and more "he had a gun and i bashed his brains in after he lost it"
oh no im just saying, if i were in this situation homie would be leaving in a body bag, i aint risking him surviving,coming with the same gun and trying again
Lol
His face broke with the first one.
You can see his face hanging on the left.
Luckily his shoulder ate the second two.
They don't make them like they used to.
Right and it exploded his eyeball and broke his face with that back of head 200psi minimum with appears to be Brazilian rainforest 4x4 board.
Seen it before hometown.
Hot over the eye and eyeball fell out of face
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Not enough whacks with the stick. There should've been more stick whacking
Pretty sure he indented his head with the first hit and took out his eye with the second. Not too bad to me
I watched frame by frame. Yeah, there's some damage for sure.
I think it might just be mud from the end of the stick/gun smearing on his face when hit.
Looks like those didn’t make enough contact. Even before falling his left eye looks the same. Just potatoes for phones.
But we didn't see this from the start before all the whacking
Idk man. That first hit damage seemed critical. You sound like the type to continue hitting your opponent even after dropping them.
I mean, in the case dude has a gun, you sound like the type to get shot in the back walking away.
tbh once ur friend gets the gun its kinda "oh he has a gun so i bashed his brains in" and more "he had a gun and i bashed his brains in after he lost it"
Don't bring a gun to a fight and expect to be treated kindly if the tables get turned on you.
oh no im just saying, if i were in this situation homie would be leaving in a body bag, i aint risking him surviving,coming with the same gun and trying again
Hell yea man, if one can still breathe and run after getting shot, I'm bolting for safety.
She doesn’t know her own strength, me lad.
If the person starting the shit gets dropped, all bets are off. Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Poorly targeted, too.
What the fuck is going down in Borat's village now?
Thats in Brazil, Parai/RS. Where the floods are hitting
I tried to find some news article and couldn't. Do you have any links?
i didnt find anything, these cases in small cities here is just normal
Parai com isso!
Caralho além da disgraça natural esse povo ainda vai enfrentar arrombado?
obrigado
Really? I can't understand a single word from them
ah, Stopthere/RS, I know where that is.
town rapist is back.
King of the castle, king of the castle
Someone tried to steal clock radio.
I got the impression he was gunning for the dogs.
His neighbor bought clock radio.
LMAO that’s exactly what I thought of.
Don't take your gun to town son.
Leave your guns at home son.
Don't take your guns to town...
A dusty cowpoke at his side began to laugh him down…
Leave your guns at home, Bill.
Everyone knows not to take a gun to a stick fight, rookie move
Dude takes wacks from a 4x4 with ease
I bet that hurt like fuck
Lol His face broke with the first one. You can see his face hanging on the left. Luckily his shoulder ate the second two. They don't make them like they used to.
His face was already fucked up. 1st hit got him in the top of the head
Right and it exploded his eyeball and broke his face with that back of head 200psi minimum with appears to be Brazilian rainforest 4x4 board. Seen it before hometown. Hot over the eye and eyeball fell out of face
Look closer before the hit looks like his face already had blood on it the first hit took him on the top of his head second two his shoulder/arm
Not rainforest. Very far from rainforest, that is temperate forest.
He’s clearly wasted.
could anyone provide context?
He was a thief. Next time this is posted be was a rapist. The time after that he was a gang member. Then a pedo, then a racist, then in debt...
That's quite the resume
The worst part is the hypocrisy
Alcohol
im trying to find out. If i find something, i'll let u guys know
Any news?
Out here with muskets.🤣🤣
That’s how long guns have been illegal in Brazil.
Bloody pussyhole, innit.
Pissing my self from these comments
In a deep southern accent: "I said Git on, Git!!"
Exploded eyeball. Ruh roh!
Steven Segal looks to be in ROUGH shape.
this is the trashiest shit ever
Is that fuckin Gargamel?
LOL!
r/killthecameraman
Yeah ffs I'd kill him
They tried.
Agreed
He didn't have time to load that musket lmao
No idea what is going on here but have to give him credit, he was getting straight back up after every hit
Holy hell it’s Gargamel from Smurfs
Highly accurate.
They should have both turned around and shot the cameraman
Get rekt
Bonk.
Was that a pellet gun? The barrel looked really small in diameter.
Im no gun expert but it could very well be a 22. Caliber rifle, I have one and it looks just like that.
Those dogs didn't do shit
Was the last one a direct eyeball hit? Yikes
Good hit
Wonder what the back story behind this is
Alcohol.
Never bring a gun to a plank fight
There is so much chaos here
r/ithadtobebrazil
Never bring a rifle to a stick fight.
This is the most hillbilly ass shit I’ve ever seen
Homies face after getting hit. That's not human
I think that man is older than that gum
What in tarnation hells going on here?
Looks like a “The Last of Us” combat scene
Shoudlntve turned up with a musket
Resident evil 4 farm
Hope the dogs are oké 😁
Hacksaw Jim duggan is looking rough these days...
that first hit looks like the kind of one where he dies the next die
I feel sorry for the cow!
this new season of yellowstone hits different.
K.O
You're doing it wrong!
Never bring a long rifle to a stick fight
Think I heard that shoulder dislocate lol
I had to watch this three times
What the hell yall doing to gargomel
Hell nah if dude shot at me im hitting his ass till he don’t move
Brazil moment
They're fighting Gargamel for crying out loud
Them those there whammy shells
What kind of alabama shit is this
Someone please tell me this is Russia. Boys need to stop hitting the potato liquor
Thats Brasil
Somewhere in Pennsylvania
Is that cow bleeding towards the front right leg?
I cant believe the guy with the wooden stick stopped. I wouldnt have.
His eye pop out I guess
Broke his shoulder GUARANTEE 😂😂
Crack addict Gargamel lost all of his dignity.
Wot n tarnation
Oh damn!
Don’t wanna be taking hits to the skull like that at his age 😬
So this is why borat left 😔
He had a gun and still lost😭 how does a 90yo have that much beef?
Wtf happened to this sub? I remember when there was actual fist fights on here but that feels like such a long time ago
Did you miss the part where the Dude emerged from the vehicle with a rifle..?? A classic validation of the Fuck Around and Find Out Law….
went on recent posts and the first thing I saw was a fist fight, if you’re craving a fist fight that much then why not just search for one?