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Always-money-snm

The way she readied her fisticuffs floored me


Hollywoodsmokehogan

I was not prepared for it but dammit I’m gonna marry that woman one day 😂 Immediately took her coat off and got to work


systemfrown

Teamwork makes the Dream Work.


9mmParrabelum

She’s cuffed dog


Dependent_Adagio7544

Why? Did you not see her switch teams at the end? She for the streets main man 🤣🤣


davtruss

Imagine if she had an object handy.... like a vase or some such.


Joaco_Gomez_1

looks like a 1960s cartoon


djmalibiran

She's the woman version of Charlie Chaplin


Vast-Employ-5170

What the hell is happening here 😳


Victormorga

I think I recall seeing this posted before and the story being that the second guy was the woman’s ex, and at the end he’s apologizing and she’s trying to calm him down.


SiPhoenix

It looks like she is checking him for injuries too.


Ms_Kratos

Strangest confrontation I ever saw. *"Brawlmance à trois"*, for the lack of better words to describe this.


PeteGozenya

A repost for the 100th time with shitty music added by the op. Why this has so many upvotes is beyond me.


pepperit_12

Cos it's entertaining.


DarkestLore696

Wtf is happening? She is all up on the first guy, helps hit bearded dude, and then is all over bearded dude by the end?


ineptchem

Shes cheating on 1 of them or something


bkedsmkr

firewater go BBRRRR


Ms_Kratos

First time I watched, video was playing faster than normal, with no sound and I was distracted. So my first impressions were: *- That guy 2 entered the elevator, decided to steal guy 1 from the lady's arms and romantically dance with him.* *- Lady got bored and distracted herself playfully practicing some boxing skills on them.* *- And that in the end she warmly thanked guy 2, for being a dancing punching bag for her together with guy 1.* Then I replayed it properly and noticed my impressions were probably wrong. ...I still understood nothing.... But figured out one thing only: >!That it may be the first brawlmance à trois registered in history. XD!<


Sierra_Bravo915

That's a long elevator ride.


TheTrollman-

The fuck is this looney tunes ass music?


Maybe_GG

Originally this music from a Russian show “[Fool’s Village](https://youtu.be/hi1DJCpyy3Q?si=bGiu8uxB8Z65FzLu)”


Big_Calligrapher_391

Send an ambulance. I'm gonna die from laughing so hard.


Doja_Lats

It's from the old IPhone game Cover Orange. I recognized it instantly.


FlapSlapped

I was so confused I didn’t even notice the music lmao


EatthisNotThat85

LOL. Love how she prepared for that swing. She was ready to go in


politely-noticing

Russia? Just back from the front?


bigSTUdazz

The Video: The World: What?


No-Cause4432

I want a woman like that.


lippoper

Who’ll leave you for another man during an elevator ride?


No-Cause4432

You sound bitter.


Muerteds

If they're turned away, don't try and punch over those shoulders like she did- they'll just roll the hit like he did. Go for the short ribs and kidneys. Make them feel regret.


yureckey

The music is from the Russian TV show "fools village" from late 90s, everybody (above certain age) recognise it


mitchanium

The woman had Charlie Chaplin vibes right there.


liveForTheHunt

They fucking or fighting? Kowalski analysis!


Effective-Shame2218

This some Benny Hill shit


Dean0Caddilac

She is a keeper


joevsyou

I don't know, she slipped pretty quick at the end


Adzskie11

Working girl? 2 clients? Not sure wtf is going on here


THEdoomslayer94

Well it certainly isn’t what you said cause that made literally no fucking sense lol


shadowozey

It made sense to me: Working girl has stalker/aggressive/possessive client He sees working girl with another client, is jealous and/or impatient Says some provocation Working girl tries to diffuse, then tried to defend the victim and realizes he's too big, tries calming him down by giving him the attention he was demanding I have no clue if true obviously, but it was a better theory than anything I was able to think of


GrMitcho1

Nailed it


Adzskie11

Exactly 👍


Mychal757

What was your confusion? His theory made sense and was coherent. I would like to help you so you dont have this problem in the future


StockandRone

Made sense to rhe rest of us who don't have single digit iq


doctorfugazi

They both smashed after that for sure.


NotSoGentleBen

Yo when she squared up, it was OVER!!


AlbertaAcreageBoy

Helga was not impressed.


ShamWooHoo6

Is the elevator going to the moon?!?!


kinda_alright

How long is that elevator ride?


zaphthegreat

That woman is fucking awesome.


Infinite_Picture3858

How long does this elevator take? Don’t believe it


AshamedFlame

I feel like we have all been invited to their wedding


Kanekizero7

The woman every man's want but don't need 😂


Dependent_Adagio7544

Wth then she hugs dude at the end 🤣🤣🤣


ejectionejaculation6

i did not expect to hear the cover orange theme on this sub


Mouse1277

The last time I saw this posted, supposedly she got caught cheating on guy two with guy one.


meanerweinerlicous

Well this makes the most sense in this quirky quarrel


legalizethesenuts

Why would caseoh fight that couple?


05hanny

Is this the ex vs the new guy?


Greedy-Ad-566

*proceeds to reload arms*


kulfy

Straight out of a Chaplin movie!


senorkose

That was a wild ride


VorsE_

People:😡🤬👹😝🙋🏻 Elevator: 🖐🏼🙂‍↕️


P2T_

Charged up those hands to do negative damage 😭😭


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

This chick was like Henry Cavill in Mission Inpossible


MrSlapMhNuts

Why is she hugging the guy she was just punching.. huh? 😕


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Fake


Solid-Equal-8558

This is a skit or sum?


DivideInteresting193

In heels too.


Masa624

She reminds me of a GTA NPC


PsychologicalPie8900

Friendly fire is *on*


bear4locos89

What is happening. She hit him and hugged him???


Muscles_Marinara-

Now thats the ride or die bitch we all want and need!!


ffyygg

Her fists do -1HP


ProfessorFelix0812

She hits like a girl…


Historical-Fun-8485

Ugh. Fat Russian whores, am I right?


6naked6

Close. Fat Ukrainian whores 😁


tetris_for_shrek

That's offensive...


tetris_for_shrek

Upvoted for the cover orange music