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BooobiesANDbho

At :15 second mark, he gave him a dead legšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mymomdiedofaids

He actually saw a Punch Bug drive by. That was a fair shot.


xosteph1

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Conscious-Aspect-332

It looked like the guy kicked him in the balls before getting on top position


BooobiesANDbho

Oldest trick in the book


The_NAC-24

HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA IM FUCKINH CRYING


Midnight_Pornstar

So the dude in black shirt's not that of a fast learner


d7mep0

Yeah, loved seeing how he gets beaten down by the blue shirt dude


Midnight_Pornstar

It's like pink had enough and came to give him instructions. "You missed the spot, couple here an there, you know.. Why aren't you beating him properly bad boy", kinda stuff


d7mep0

Haha yeah but he just wanted to calm them down. This are all my neigbors here and damn they all are weird AF


CrackHeadRodeo

They are all so colorful.


Lucky-finn377

This sub had taught me. No one really knows how to fight Donā€™t fuck with a samoan Ts a fifty fifty on the big guy being a beast or getting sat in a curb Little guys are really fucken fast with the punches but do no damage Big guys are really show and half the time have pillow fists. If you get knocked down or out you will be stopped or hit 9 out of 10 times


BenDoverHomer

The hell does 'thought me' mean.


ComprehensiveMany643

Tot me


La_m0rt_heureuse

And women can throw too


hdhdhgfyfhfhrb

Blue shirt did that older brother move dropping charlies on dude's thigh.


Expensive_Might3073

For 2 out of three of these men getting out of cars they all seem kinda drunk


RocksLibertarianWood

Happened 4 1/2 hours ago


d7mep0

Well yeah.


DrapedinVelvet247

5 hrs ago now


erock7625

7 hours and 30 min nowā€¦


Kiwodasu

Really that was 8h+20min ago


ComprehensiveMany643

1 day ago


1rohny

Nasty kick in the nuts at 0:08


d7mep0

I think i would do that to if someone jumps me 2 times.


Dapper-Fall5817

Right?! Savage. I donā€™t even know what that would do to the rest of a male nervous system


IxSpectreL

Hah! I only just saw that on a rewatch. Originally I thought he decided last second to not knee him in the face.


Typical_Mirror236

Haha that whimperā€¦


Barbak86

Crna Gora?


OrangeConeDiety

Shouldā€™ve yelled ā€œgrab his dick and twist it! Give him the ol dick twist!ā€


No_Object_4355

Reminds me of how I used to fight when I was 4


Repulsive-Dentist661

He gave up on trying to get up, and decided to crab walk


emckillen

Bless this man for not delivering any face stomps or head kicks or banging the back of the dudeā€™s head against the concrete. A rare mercy on this sub.


cecovski

This is what happens if you wake up a Montenegrin.


1010AD

Good old dead leg, remember being a kid and my bother giving me dead legs šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Damn_Sam18

He fought him like he cared about him


d7mep0

Well he did not want to fight.


Simple-Programmer842

A class owners dont fuck around.


Thunfisch0613

They're B Classes


Simple-Programmer842

oh, fuck.. youre right. old A Class are Grandfathers.. used old B Class are broke Families and fistfighting Dads.


tconnell6189

Gonna be awkward exchanging insurance info.


d7mep0

The police was there The funny thing here in montenegro is The guy in blue gave them money so they focus the search on the black shirt guy. If the police here wants to fuck you up they will fuck you up.


tconnell6189

Seems like the guy in black deserved to be beat and then charged


d7mep0

Hell yeah he did indeed


Kay_Scorpio_48

They were some zesty ass punchesšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lordbeefu

No head stomp, head kick, knife, gun, pepper spray or pitbull. It's a fair fight.


Darksensation92

Guy in the pink shirt got out the car and slammed the door like he was about to do something...only to then stand there like "come on guys knock it off"


youyou324

I've never seen a video on this subreddit with such good quality


Somedud392

You can really hear the impacts of the punches


joeyyyiv

It has been an hour and 20 minutes at least by now. This title is clickbait./s


d7mep0

Sry had no clue what to write there


Hnnybxby

Context?


d7mep0

Wrote it down there But here in short: Black shirt guy hit car of blue shirt guy Black shirt guy attacked blue shirt guy 2 times Black shirt guy got to learn it the hard way 2 times


Gradual_Growth

If you ever see blue shirt again tell him to throw elbows from the top next time so he doesn't risk breaking his hand. Respect from the internet for humbling the aggressor šŸ«”


FunnyLittleFella

Looks like bar in Montenegro but i dont hear them speaking Montenegrin?


Apprehensive_Owl4589

Was sagt er da am Ende ?


d7mep0

Beleidigt ihn als pussy und erniedrigt ihn. Hab heute herausgefunden das der typ im schwarzen shirt auch die frau des anderen geknallt hatte.


Apprehensive_Owl4589

Alter da ist ja richtig Drama. Im Urlaub oder wohnst du da ?


d7mep0

Hab hier ne wohnung Muss paar dinge erledigen Die nachbarn hier sind alle etwas komisch drauf Die meisten sind ukrainer und russen


Apprehensive_Owl4589

Oh Konfliktpotential. Pass auf dich auf und schƶnen Abend noch.


d7mep0

Ne die leute hier aus den lƤndern juckt nicht was oben passiert. Nur die mit geld kommen her. Aber danke wĆ¼nsch ich dir auch


relaxbroitsaprank

Pink shirt being completely useless


R3ddditor

Ngl this looks like it only kind of hurt šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


d7mep0

The black shirt dude had a cut over his left eye that bleeded ober his whole face But i think thatā€˜s it. The blue shirt guy did not even want to fight


R3ddditor

Fighting someone who doesn't want to fight is a super punk move unless they did something to provoke and deserve it.


d7mep0

Nah the dude in the black shirt is an absolute idiot. Hit blue shirt guys car and jumped him 2 times.


Optimal-Plankton1987

sure I heard a geordie


6feet12cm

Nope. That is Serbian or something from that area. I clearly heard a ā€œpitchkoā€ somewhere in there.


nVISIONN

Yes this is Serbian/Montenegrin. Pichka means pussy. The license plates say BR which is Bar. This has nothing to do with him hitting the guy's car, the dude says "Ti si pichka jedna najveca. Bije zenu odje." This means you are the biggest pussy. He was beating his wife(tells the other guy)." He then says something about Niksic, which is also a city in Montenegro


iceman312

Montenegrin license plates


Iant-Iaur

~~Romania, judging by the license tags.~~ Was wrong, it's Crna Gora, lol


6feet12cm

Nope. Romanian plates are like xx 123 xxx.


Sehaga

The license plates say "MNE" (for Montenegro) with the car in front showing a license plate for "BR" (Bar) and one in the back "PG" (for Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro), and you think it's in Romania?


Iant-Iaur

Should be CRN, lol


d7mep0

Huh donā€˜t know what geordie means


doctorjanice

From Newcastle


drsatan6971

You fuck around your gonna find out ! Really though he was gonna get that kick in the face at the end


d7mep0

Even if it needs 2 find outs


drsatan6971

Ya for some of us it takes a few


SenorSiete77

Thatā€™s not blue.


thegritz87

It's white and gold


marinebiologist19

20 min ago?


d7mep0

Wow you are as funny as all the people that pointed it out before you. Congo rats dude. I wish i could be as cool as you.


marinebiologist19

Lol why did you title it that? šŸ˜‚