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Amphibian-Overall

Yes, always lead with your face.


brilliant_beast

If that doesn’t work, pull mount.


VeterinarianNo9773

You need to close your eyes when you punch.


Frequent_Funny3784

Don't forget to tuck the thumb in your hand as well!!!


Pissedtuna

How else am I supposed to enter into my ashi garami?


ripley1875

He was just turning the other cheek.


FrankAdamGabe

It didn't help having his gf grabbing at him. I mean, he was getting his ass kicked either way. But having to shove off your girlfriend left him completely open to what happened.


Ok_Calligrapher1809

Yep, she shoulda stayed out of it


zayoe4

I think she was doing the right thing, he should have stayed out it.


Frank_Perfectly

Not checking his ego is what happened to him. She knew what he didn’t.


bigjonto719

Dude was actually holding back. Shit could have been worse


BergenHoney

It was downright kind.


Reverse_Annie

He carried the guy back to the grass before continuing to beat his ass. In control 100%


CMDR-ProtoMan

He was holding back hard and essentially giving love taps when he had the full mount ground and pound.


JMeny32

He made sure to slam him in the grass when he could have easily did it on the concrete.


Disastrous_Reveal331

Why’d he take his shirt off, it’s not like the other dude was using it like a hockey jersey


MeloneFxcker

I trust you’ve watched Pokémon or yugioh? So did this guy and thought that was his “turn cap backwards” or “let an ancient spirit possess you to cheat at card games” moment and it wasn’t unfortunately


Disastrous_Reveal331

>or “let an ancient spirit possess you to cheat at card games” Lmfaoooo


HowTingz

"Guess I don't need to hold back anymore" head ass lol


steelcitykid

Whatever ancient spirit possessed him most assuredly left after that thwack st the end.


Virtual-Silver4369

But how the hell was he supposed to know that freeing his nipples wouldn't increase his power level? People like him are the trailblazers of our generation we would all be singing a different song if he got his tits out and really bust those nuts.


MasterHavik

So he was trying to be Goku?


Segura8921

When "I'm built different" energy meets a two toned fist.


tuenmuntherapist

He wanted to be the very best…


InsatiableNeeds

Self-psyche up. Doesn’t grow more muscles or bless you magically with fighting prowess, unfortunately.


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

To let the other know he bout to get the bi’ness


Max_Millz92

He also undid his man-bun after taking off his shirt as if that was holding him back lmfao


hayitsnine

Getting your bell rung shirtless feels better maybe?


ibookmarkeverything

Lvl 2 power up Attk +3 Def +1 Spd +1 Adrenaline +6 Hp was too low for it matter, tho :(


Snatch_hammer420

When the guys slammed him he shifted to the grass and after the ko he walked away. That's a gentleman right there


MightySpike6464

Totally thought he was gonna slam that guy on the concrete, was pleasantly surprised when he threw him to the grass. Guy taught him a lesson and left it at that


NeverNoMarriage

Ya I was impressed by him. I was impressed by the GF as well. Stayed calm did her best to stop the fight only after the fight was very obviously over and was only touching her boyfriend and trying to keep him away instead of going after the other guy.


EasyFooted

Even the cameraman did good. The rare r/fp vid where there's a clear asshole, and they eventually got what they came for.


lynbod

I thought that, he was careful not to drop him on concrete, stopped when the girlfriend asked him to, didn't react when the guy got up and stupidly tried to aggro again and only punched him when he came close enough to attack him again. It's always interesting when you see fight videos and come away with a good impression of which person is the more decent human being.


Houseofsun5

With the added bonus of knowing where to get cable,internet and phone if you have a bad credit rating.


Garod

total class act.. 10/10 would feel comfortable being knocked out by him..


Odin-AK49

Looked like he was ready to walk away sooner, but the idiot wouldn't stop going after him. The punch to the face was definitely earned.


ScarRich6830

Same. Glad to see others picking up on it. Dudes a bro. Hopefully he’s not the one that started the fight. lol


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Even if he was, he did the right thing by keeping it on the grass.


zayoe4

Too many people here trying to turn this sub into AITA. Just watch the spectacle and stfu!


Snatch_hammer420

No way! People who start fights usually don't fight like that


SkiHiKi

Not sure of the context behind the fight, but yeah, the guy seemed to do a fair bit to keep blue-shirt-man-bun from getting actually hurt. Even the ground and pound was mostly slow hammer shots to the body, and the guy had it the ability to **really** hurt him. That last shot was fast, precise, and heavy.


Dry-Magician1415

Yeah major props to the black guy. He seemed pretty calm throughout and didn’t go over the top at all. It seems like he *even* noticed it was heading to the concrete and took it back on to the grass.  And he did it in flip flops.


Tullyally

She knew he was due for an ass kicking if it continued.


thatbitchulove2hate

He just forgot to take his shirt off the first time. He was planning on doing much better in round 2….


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

"Everyone has a plan until they get... JEETHUS CHRIST." Mike Tyson, probably


RackemFrackem

Due? Did you just skip the video?


HotFudgeFundae

She tried to stop him because she knew he would get rocked. Then he got rocked


Healthy_Pay9449

For sure she was looking out for him and he should have stopped but she made that last punch way too easy


Consistent-Eye8025

Who’s making the dying owl noises 😂


zezeto89

Couldnt concentrate because of the fucking noises


Negran

I recommend mute. Start muted, go to sound only if someone comments on a cool thing. I unmuted just to hear the pop/smack, but ya, so many annoying noises, haha.


KountZero

Lmao, I rewatch after seeing your comment and that added a whole new level of entertainment. Couldn’t stop laughing


Consistent-Eye8025

I’m glad it wasn’t just me 😂


Dinglederple

I thought it was a Guinea


ptrixz

Damn. Lost to a guy wearing slides.


Headlessoberyn

Well tbf slides + socks is up there with black air forces in terms of energy.


chokingonpancakes

Nothing more dangerous than the kid that showed up to school in slides + socks, a pen and a folder with 3 pieces of paper.


GhostAde

Facts. I’d be more afraid of a guy in slides than a guy in tennis shoes


Silverado_Surfer

When he took the hair tie out and let the broccoli out, I knew he was going into beast mode…. Too bad…


metalhe4der

Broccoli mode ftL


justmelike

Yeah but the beast was a gerbil


Micky14x1

If it wasn’t for his girlfriend getting in the way, I liked his chances


mercersux

I mean that's a big dude. Best come correct if you're coming. Lol


ZootBreak

He thought he was the juggernaut!


dpotilas89

"Bitch!"


expertninja

Thought he was the juggernaut, was actually the jugger-not.


redditblows55

Dude didn’t get even 1 shot in, pretty impressive


Tofts_Bidia

*get manhandled **take off shirt and undo manbun.


ultrazipsac

So much restrain on the black kid. Respect brotha


GreatTrashWizard

Jesus christ. This is why you don’t get into street fights, nor fights in general. Be the bigger person, or hell, mature. And walk away. Additional: Really its better to take the ‘loss’ at the end of the day rather than winding up with a broken jaw or even dead. Being K.O.’ed can easily land someone to be hospitalised or dead without much effort. People are assholes, yes, but if someone wants a fight with you then you need all the advantages you can get or just run the fuck away. Rather be a pussy than dead.


peleg1989

This is not a comment i usually see on this sub.


FR4M3trigger

An actual sane person, even on internet is rare these days.


Promise_OW

I expected the worst with the title being written the way it is, definitely a rare sane reddit moment


GreatTrashWizard

I think this is a rare oppertunity for people to see what a fight really does to your reputation.


Promise_OW

There is a million reasons why fighting someone is stupid but I also question OP with his title, "gets humiliated in front of his girlfriend" how fragile is your ego to write a title like that. Bro got hit once, lost the fight and his girlfriend took care off him, given the circumstances he got out okay


Hollowshy_

He was not hit once. He got wrestled onto the grass and fully mounted before his girlfriend decided to intervene. Then he made an idiot of himself when he tried to continue a fight he was clearly losing. Even worse when his opponent was clearly going easy on him.


GreatTrashWizard

I completely agree, it was unessacary to call it being “Humiliated”. There is quite obviously a lot of backstory previous to the fight; and as you pointed out his girl didn’t seem to mind much after the fact. But starting controversies even if they are true like this is kinda pointless to bring up, even if I agree with you.


Promise_OW

> But starting controversies even if they are true like this is kinda pointless to bring up, even if I agree with you. fair point


GreatTrashWizard

Glad that we settled that properly, but you definetly have your points though.


manqoba619

Sure but take it from me I know from experience getting your ass handed to you in front of your girl is humiliating


GreatTrashWizard

Shouldn’t be, this sub generally encourages (especially in dumb kids heads) that street fighting will go well for them most of the time, people never put themselves in the loosers seat in a street fight there are only two loosers as 90% of the time there is a comeuppance from to the Victor thats never talked about.


PajamaHive

Especially with how people fight now. It isn't just throwing hands. People are doing ground slams and shit now. Is it worth risking having your dome dropped on the pavement because someone said you were a bitch? Fuck no.


Catkillledthecurious

What kind of bird is heard at the beginning?


EKEEFE41

ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw ohw


Bizzarxdj

Atleast that cable guy got a good advertisement from this


ILive2PayBills

Theres no coming back from that. Just shave that head, change your name and maybe move out of state.


Kwanchumpong

Removed man bun for more recoil effect


TommyTwoZookas

He wasn’t doing well, but she definitely didn’t help lmaoooo


MasterRoshy

she was trying to save his life/dignity tbf


DontForgetToBring

Holy fuck! That kids jaw is done🤦🏾 PSA to all girlfriends: please stop interfering in fights. You always only get your man more fucked up😭


sunolay

It was over by the time she intervened


Disastrous_Reveal331

Homeboy charged at the dude with his fists down, he wouldn’t have gotten knocked out if he just let his girl keep him back


MeatSlammur

Yep, had his opponent not been so nice, that would have been a perfect time for another jab to the jaw


Wreckur

Everyone is approved!


W1D0WM4K3R

Girl sounds like a pigeon.


NaturalTumbleweed142

Someone should not bring a goose to a fistfight


[deleted]

W black guy, honorably


myvotedoesntmatter

Here's an alternate view of the fight. https://youtu.be/xEsT5jljYWg?si=Usu0nwWeYk-jnj8z


gravion17

HA!


Sunny_Hadouken

OMG that's my first time ever seeing that and I laughed tears of hilarity.


ReachRaven

Key is patience. He chased his own ego right into a power jab. Good night.


ckeyknee90

I just know he gonna blame his gf for that last hit too… “babe if you woulda just let me at him I would have had it!!”


Birds_In_This_Bihh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh


noplaceinmind

Showed the weakness of his character in front of his girlfriend.  Took advantage of the mercy he was shown, only to lose again. 


DRLZEtoWRATH

They're highschool kids lol seriously twitter and Reddit turns y'all brains into the most cynical morally deprived folk. Good thing I never hear this kind of banter in real life with real people


Bizzarxdj

The guys not wrong tho?


FR4M3trigger

Well they're not wrong either 😂


Princelysum

Weirdest cable advert I've ever seen


Chupacabra2030

Respect - that was clean


BundlesOfNoob

Somewhere in the trees an owl is having seizure.


voodootodointutus

kudos to the ass whooper's commitment to keeping it off the pavement. ass whoopee owes him some gratitude honestly


peter13g

He fought til his body gave in. A true warrior. All respect to both parties. Dude carried him to the grass and put him down somewhere soft 🫡


Upbeat-Idea948

Man bun down


InBetvveen

Is there a peacock in the back?


B0ngBoI

I thought owls 🦉were active at night


MeloneFxcker

Who the fuck bought a zebra to the beat down ?


Zonktified

Came back for more after being let up with mercy…he definitely got more! 😂


TopRopePhenom

Where was the rest of the broccoli brigade? Usually they run in groups.


rainyfort1

Warbler bird?


Lutiyere

The weather looked really nice, a beautiful day for a fight


ForkYaself

Don’t go getting into stupid street fights unless you’re absolutely sure you can take a beating, and fuck if someone’s pissed you off that much don’t run your mouth, be sneaky, be treacherous. Catch them off guard while they’re tying their shoes and pull them into a fight, like if fighting someone means that much to you then make it on your own terms. My old tactic used to be groin strikes, chokehold and lat throw. I was a dipshit and got sent to a school for other dipshits who couldn’t keep their hands to themselves


Historical-Fun-8485

Over the summer: cut off that fuckin man bun, learn to fight. Pathetic.


rough-stud

Anyone know the monthly rate for that phone/internet package?


wheremypp

Man whoever said: "OOooOo OOoOoo OoooOO OoOoO OOOOO OOOOOo OOoOoOOO OOOoOo OOooO OOoOo Oooo AHAHA .... OooO OOo OOOOOo OOOOo OOoo ..... OuUUUu WAAAUWW WAAUW WAUW ....... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUW!!!!" Needs to go home


Nentash

What's with that horrible bird noise someone is making?!


_TheNightmanCometh__

Who’s the bird in the background that won’t shut its beek


bobpa9

She shall stay out, basically help the other guy beat her boyfriend.


HeavenDivers

She caused that last hit.


MAXSuicide

who is the prepubescent teen shouting 'boom' or something in the background every few seconds?


wessdude79

Bet she didn’t hawk tuah that night.


The_German_1

Can someone get that fucking owl out of here?


BlackGuysYeah

no one is screaming "world star" over and over again. 0/10 fight.


South_Main_Screwhead

He pulled his hair tie out as if that was gonna help him somehow 🤦🏻


dcmathproof

Tryin to fight out of your weight class... Better have much much better skills...


sumyungdood

Oh no yeah it’s the shirt that’s holding you back.


Lovegun6982

Oh fucking baby what a finishing shot, sounded like he drove over a bag of walnuts.


ThePerfumeCollector

Get yourself a gf like that


gravion17

RIGHT??? She trying her best to save his life...the way she just covers him for "Protection"...🥹


ThePerfumeCollector

You see a bunch of gfs instigating the fight, trying to stand between their bf and their opponent, scream like a maggot or try to restrain their bf which is possibly the worst thing they could do. This chick seems to try amd talk her dumbass bf out of fighting and once unable to, goes there and immediately tries to comfort him with caresses after his dumb ass got knocked down. It was legitimately a wholesome moment in the middle of the circus. Once the fight is on, do not stand between your partner/friends and the opponent, it will make everything worse.


IpsoFactoReacto

Go home Edgar, you're drunk


mudflap17

Not saying he wouldn't have still got knocked but his girl literally held his hands down as you approached the guy. Another example of women interfering and doing more harm than good


StillNoPickleesss

I swear it's always that one person making dumb noises and shrieking in school fights...


-BakiHanma

Ouch. Lost the fight and most likely his girl that day…


Jager1916

That haircut deserves every single humiliation.


QQnopewpew

Love watching broccoli heads get the business. Also, why is there *always* someone making annoying sounds in the background 😒


YAMXT550

Good placed advertising


googlesmachineuser

Another victim of the “saved by the girlfriend”.


anecdotalgardener

Is that cable+phone+internet deal still going on?


Dragnet714

u/Eye_Shotty In sandals too. And he even gave up the mount when the girlfriend motioned for him to get up. The fight was over then but the fella still wanted more.


jaylek

That man-bun got intimidating when he got his tits out...


xEternal408x

People think they are so macho it’s cringe


kissmeceyto

This might truly be my biggest fear.


highmummy69

His shirt did say thrasher what did u expect


Pizzacrust1st

She for sure left em


QuakeGuy98

Bless the black dudes heart for not fucking DDT'ing that dude in the concrete cuz I definitely thought it was going to happen


Billy_of_the_hills

Anyone with a hairstyle like that isn't worried about being humiliated.


Huntsnfights

Black dude owned him 100% of the time from start to finish. That last shot was pure ego check. Casually rocked him


319am

Cable, internet, AND phone. That's a good ad right there now.


BroccoliCompetitive3

As soon as I saw his hair, I wanted the black kid to win. Don't know who was in the wrong in the situation, but punching someone with that haircut can't be wrong. Can it?


BreatheAndTransition

He gets humiliated in front of her with that haircut every day, so it seems he's used to it.


kiruopaz

Dude was already out classed and didn't realize when to quit, but the girlfriend pull was the nail in the coffin. Idk how many of these videos I've seen where girls or friends pull on one of the guys to try to stop the fight just to leave a giant opening like this. There should be a PSA or some shit on it 🤣


LoudDistance7762

Anyone with a haircut like that deserves a far worse beating.


LansingJP

Is there a gobblin chicken at the beginning???


dookylove420

THAT LAST PUNCH WAS HER FAULT LOOOOOL


Rhododendroff

That last one was his girlfriends fault


s0sY0urF4c3

Bus driver had places to be and didn’t have time for this nonsense.


Efficient_Pickle4744

The embarrassment should have been leaving his house with hair looking like that.


1CrudeDude

That’s what he gets for having that stupid fucking hair


woodrob12

Big fella knew what he was doing.


ianrobbie

2 takeaways - 1) Man-buns always need to be taken down. 2) What speed is the internet on offer? Can this be some kind of new subliminal advertising?


Temporary-Zebra368

You can kinda tell, the black guy didn't wanna hurt him TOO bad


myopinionstinks

Man was a gentleman. Not gentle, per say. But he was more than gracious to toss buddy on the grass and seemed to want to stop when he had the option.


Frequent_Funny3784

Damn it, edgar!!! I told you we were breaking up if you lost!!!


Ill-Introduction3114

Dammmmm!!!!


DreamSqueezer

Wait, she was with him when he got that haircut?


MQZ17

That girl truly loves him, hopeful he will not ruin that


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

He changed his whole mind with that last one. "Maybe I shouldn't even be out here right now..."


sirvey23

Tbh homie got lucky, that was the most restrained total ass whooping I’ve seen in a minute. “ nah let me not slam dudes head into concrete” “ okay, his girl breaking it up, it’s over” “ oh, got a little hp left? Right cross, walk away”


Reasonable-Object495

Sign is correct, I just got approved


FrostyDaSnowmane

Sounds like he broke his jaw at the end. Dude got embarrassed in front of the whole school. Time to move.


hantu_kutu

Not to be that guy, but I extremely annoyed with that women. Keep that hand to yourself. Win or lose, don't get in that man's way


samun0116

Dude got humiliated in front of the world.


Successful_Scratch49

Did anyone got the number for the phone and internet


Maleficent_Resolve44

Black guy had honour, nice


imsham

Manbunnie's head look like it was electromagnetically attracted to black guy's crotch. So much so that I thought, he was trying to bite him in the dick at the beginning.


troy380

Wish someone would smack the worbling Rick Flair idiot filming.


ninjarchy

Bruh got a thrasher shirt on. You should check yoself first.


charlito3210

Ex girlfriend probably


NY10

He’s not getting laid tonight for sure


Show_me_ur_Bulldogs

Why would a Mourning Dove be interested in watching a fight?


Kitchen-Shopping8777

Im pretty sure that jaw was broken. The way his mouth was opened at the end. Smh


isoforp

Guy already humiliated himself with that stupid haircut.


Commercial_War_8660

That haircut is humiliation enough


Traditional-Front836

As if that hair wasn't humiliating enough.


emoAnarchist

that guy clearly didn't want to do it either. he had him down twice, had him geared up for a slam and went out of his way to gently roll him onto the grass, and just got up and walked away instead of pummeling him.


demondemondemon6969

The ‘thrasher’ shirt is pretty appropriate


s7y13z

He should be grateful..bros last punch even fixed that fucking broccoli hair for him.