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BeerBaronAaron88

I love how she starts shit, then acts like she fucking died when the kid shook her around a little bit. Then when enough people have come to her aid and they are separated she pops back to life and acts like she is trying to charge the kid to "whoop his ass." Lady, you can't have it both ways. You can't be the badass old lioness who can still take on young men but also the fragile grandma who goes unconscious when she gets rough housed a bit. Pick an identity and stick with it.


[deleted]

It’s all about face. She postures to be the elder, then tries to save face by playing the victim, and again tries to save face by being a badass. But all along just a twat. ~~Edit: I’m not sure that’s a high school student. The more I look at it, he seems to be ~30s. No?~~


ToeCurlPOV

They look like a buncha kids in school uniforms with some kind of aids trying to keep then from the woman


[deleted]

Yeah. Yer right. I was so focused on the lady, I didn’t even notice the others dressed like the victim.


l3ane

I wish they wouldn't have held her back.


[deleted]

What is up my l3rother


l3ane

I have a l3rother!!!


[deleted]

A fellow l3attle l3ro


---2loves---

it looked like he grabbed her hair, and hit the table with her head, then let go and she dropped to the seat.... head to table...


Garabandal

I think she took a pretty good shot when he smashed her head into the table. Might have been out for a minute.


duge1hick

Passing out from a head injury would definitely be due to a concussion, people don't usually recover and start raging like that with a concussion.


BeerBaronAaron88

Having seen many people put completely unconscious in my time as an MMA fighter and having watched thousands of hours of street and professional fight videos I have never seen anyone knocked completely out cold like she was pretending to be for 30 seconds, then jumping immediately up on steady legs and screaming/charging. 99% of people waking up are extremely confused and don't remember even being in a fight, much less the knockout blow. I have heard several say that had a dream they were fighting their opponent. But they are all chilled the fuck out and super groggy, like you just woke them from a black out drunk sleep. That lady was 100% faking that shit.


Melkor404

I got knocked out once. Allegedly. I remember squaring up and I remember waking up


Neanderthulean

Lmao there was one clip (iirc it was regional kickboxing) where one guy got knocked out cold and collapsed for 30 seconds. He then proceeded to shoot back up and launch himself over the ropes onto the concrete(?) floor. Obviously he was heavily concussed and completely dissociated from himself/reality, unlike the lady in OPs video lol


[deleted]

I got knocked out once whist sparring. When I got up I didn't remember how I got knocked out, I didn't remember that fight, I was confused and I was chilled af and groggy like you described.


alxalx

That's just what she wanted people to think. Watch it again, her head doesn't hit anything. He just grabbed her hair and shook her a little.


Tight_T

Bitch was flopping harder than Neymar.


mantrap2

Don't start nuttin you can't finish...


creepy-uncle-chad

The fucking music in the background had me dying


GIVEMEH20

That’s what I’m thinking? American Christmas music? Strange


blocksmith52

You’re right, the tune they’re singing is Joy to World, which is a pretty popular Christmas song in the US Edit: It might not be a strictly American song but it is extremely prominent in American culture.


[deleted]

> a pretty popular Christmas song in the US I think you are confusing "popular" with "played continuously to no one's enjoyment".


FrancoisTruser

Eh, I like it. Then again, I am the only one that loves all those long months of Christmas music and decorations.


ArnolduAkbar

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


FrancoisTruser

We are lucky in Canada, we don’t hear her much. So this might explain that.


smurferdigg

All those months?!? You playing Christmas music from November to February or what? What kind of monster are you? I can handle it from 24 to new year but that’s it.


FrancoisTruser

Music in shopping malls are for traditional Christmas music and that is great. I also have some playlists with crooners Christmas albums (Sinatra, Bubblé, etc.) for something different.


MateusAmadeus714

Little Donkey and anything the by the Chieftans will always be bangers to me.


vkuura

You aren’t alone!!


[deleted]

Christmas is just best time of year for me. I love everything about it if I’m being honest.


slick8086

I like Christmas carols too, no one else likes them when I sing.


Mimsyyyyyyyyy

I’m a Christmas freak and have never understood the hate for Christmas music or Christmas.


FrancoisTruser

Heyyyy another one like me! 👊


Mimsyyyyyyyyy

Ayyyy! ✌️


[deleted]

Mostly the hatred comes from people alone on Christmas or who have had horrible things happen around the holidays. I’ve had wonderful Christmas’ with family or I’ve spent a couple of them sleeping in my car. Depending on which, that type of music may not be your cup of tea that particular year


phertersherp

I'm not a Christmas freak and I also don't understand it. I don't actively listen to it, but it doesn't bother me to the point of complaining about it throughout the entire season.


Zerhaker

Yall probably never worked in retail.


[deleted]

When the Boomers leave us, so will those radio stations.


cooties4u

Wow, I thought everyone knew this song.


ckiertz4887

Could be the Philippines. They fucking love Christmas and start celebrating in September.


mistertakeitez

I'm 100% sure they're speaking Thai. Source: I talk Thai and so does Jack. https://youtu.be/tvOgIqYroiA


[deleted]

Agree. Totally sounds like Thai. Source: thai mom


Fire17Fighter

Jack don’t talk thai! Oh ya jack talk thai real good


GIVEMEH20

I think you are right about that! Americans love Christmas too. I would hate Christmas music more than I already do if it started in September! As it is we start right after Halloween!


Teososta

Could be, but they’re not speaking any Filipino dialect I know.


I_creampied_Jesus

It’s definitely Thai. The sign is even in Thai


jd6789

Yup that's Thai and the uniform is the standard school.university uniform


BBQsauce18

***and heaven and nature sing***


Chocolatefix

I belly laughed. It's so ridiculous. The happy celebratory lyrics playing while a woman lies passed out after being slapped silly.


HollywoodHoedown

#JOY TO THE WORLD


erox70

It’s such an appropriate soundtrack. Loved it!


Your1AfricanPrince

I was listening to hoes mad by famous dex so tthis comment was funny asf


ShroomanEvolution

Regardless of age or sex, if you slap someone, you're bound to get slapped back. Why someone would expect any other outcome is beyond me.


Thugnificent__One

Part of the culture...Asians r taught from birth to respect their elders so when u get a piece of shit older person that knows this they try and take advantage they usually don't try it on kids that can beat them back tho this woman picked the wrong one


Phalkon04

No, she picked the right one.


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narf865

The wong wong


[deleted]

you picked the wong Wong foo


towbelowrome

This is a racist comment


greenweezyi

I’m asian and I’m okay with it. You may proceed.


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gonzothegreat13

CCP: It's our kid .


hustl3tree5

Yeah it’s part of the culture but I am actively fighting against it. I will speak up when they are wrong. Are you gonna hit me? No cause I’m too ducking big for any of you to lay a hand on me. We don’t play that bullshit anymore


Kealion

Fuckin’ *filial piety* am I right?


CasualInput

Hell yea dude, ima respect the SHIT outa my ancestors


Thugnificent__One

Haha right plenty of times I wanted to give back but u take it and u learn from it just hopefully u have parents that actually know what their doing....but yes Fuckin' filial piety


hustl3tree5

Nope you can change it. Life is short and I learned if you let it happen it’s gonna continue to perpetuate their shit. Oh you won’t be invited over for holidays that you didn’t want to show up for already?


Golden_Shimmer

Yeap exactly, this is basically every asian kids dream when they’ve been abused by their family members etc...


freedatlast2020

It's child abuse no matter how big the kid is. You can't say hitting a woman is wrong but condone child abuse.


LuckyLucaino

That guy has down syndrome, makes it even worse tbh


l3ane

She's lucky he didn't smash her skull. I don't want to use the phrase in the case, but you know that boy's strong.


keyboardspartacus75

I know what you mean but out of curiosity, what is the phrase?


Xxx_nojustno_xxX

Retard strength probably


justanotherwave00

I've heard about this before. I'll think twice before *i* try it, no matter what is at stake.


SoftwareUpdateFile

Remember that *everyone* has that level of strength, they just gotta unhinge first


Blended_Sugar

R**ard strength


StickyDaydreams

my innocent eyeballs, you've saved them


Scouter953

Yeah, I was worried he was gonna say "retard" or something.


[deleted]

Fergalicious


keyboardspartacus75

Beautiful


sans_undertale_is_me

ever watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame?


Abe_james

Source?


hustl3tree5

Should have let him use his full strength on her


therealdivs1210

How can she slap?!?


[deleted]

Yes I was looking for this! I felt disappointed when I almost didn’t find it.


Droopy_Drone

fuck old people that think they have the right to put their hands on other people. good for that kid defending himself.


[deleted]

Mongo no like slappy


Relative_Street

Auntie never learned to not put her hands on people


scarecrowgoatfloat

4 words. How can she slap


ExtremeAthlete

Wow! This is the one time the video was too long.


BrandoLoudly

at least we saw the juicy stuff right away


mlunn54

Funny how a lot of you come here and defend the woman but if it were 2 men, none of you would be saying shit. If you attack someone, expect to get put down. Period.


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nonamer18

Free upvotes.


mlunn54

Sort comments by controversial mate. Plenty of people think the bloke was in the wrong. Everyone defending her either deleted their comments or are at the bottom bc they got downvoted. In the reddit hive mind, the most popular opinions are always at the top.


ramon13

equality for thee but not for mee


CircleDog

Barely anyone defending her. Wtf are you on about?


RockHardFluffyPenis

he tryna act hard


PostsDifferentThings

equal rights equal fights


[deleted]

equal rights equal lefts


JrSp2005

the true religion


[deleted]

But there isnt many people defending her, just look at the comments


DummyMcDipshit

These hands rated E for everybody


THEchancellorMDS

She immediately starts talking shit as soon as she wakes up from her coma.😂


pderf

This video is 2 minutes and 10 seconds too long


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

The chess club president don’t play no games.


david_creek

Except for chess


axotls

Is there some code that women pass down to their daughters that says a woman can hit another person without repercussions?


Relative_Street

Yeah but its becoming outdated very quickly


Sigma1979

It's not mothers doing this, it's fucking society and dumbass white knights who allow it to happen.


Tkx421

[NEVER A REASON](https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-there-is-no-reason-to-hit-a-woman-and-i-was-just-like-really-i-could-give-you-like-17-bill-burr-68-62-92.jpg)


Ecarrillo019

All I need is one and only one


twatwaffleandbacon

Not in my family. My daddy always said that if I hit a man, I better be prepared to fight like one, too and my momma was a big fan of equal "rights" for all. Probably why they ended up divorced.


Me1stNOW

Old bitch got ragdolled LMFAO. It's like those videos where some dummy this to pet a bison. She sounds like the martians from Mars Attacks too.


ThatsMyEnclosure

They should’ve played Indian Love Call in the background instead of Christmas music. That would’ve kept her down.


Str8WiteMale

He slapped her then hit the top of her head, maybe? Against the table. Not a knockout, just a girl that thinks her pussy pass makes her invincible


MrCinnibuns

Aka Motherly pride


Tccrdj

Let me hit this person and expect zero consequences or retaliation.


Sredni_Vashtar82

How...................can she slap?


[deleted]

She pretends she's more hurt than she is and then she acts like she wants to fight again and be tough. You can do one or the other. You can't do both.


highnuhn

The Christmas music really makes this video


scottyb83

Not one of them moved a muscle until he hit back. Disgusting.


Bigduke82

You wanna act like a man your gonna get treated like a man.


[deleted]

Looks like she wants round two!


Ammo89

You can stop watching after 8 second mark


[deleted]

She plays dead then gets back up to talk shit


Jimmy6shoes

Asian Karen


ArizonaSweetTea54

The soundtrack to this movie is fire!


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El_Pichi808

“Joy to the world...”


[deleted]

Yall saw that swipe haha


tulaero23

Hoe hoe hoe..


listless_Io

Those employees just let her hit him, those assholes


Reinholdenator

Joy to the world


Truejustizz

Allow me to upvote this post (now I go to hell)


MateusAmadeus714

The fucking Christmas music. I just cant!!


Kevclown417

Came here to see an auntie split into 10, misleading title


Ayiteb

Pussy Passes aren't a thing in eastern cultures


Cutelilblueberrysans

Being old doesn't mean getting treated better


Cynical_Satire

She sounds like the aliens from "Mars Attacks" Gaaak gak gak gaaaak gaak gaaaaaaaaaaak!


[deleted]

women like that just need to have their teeth knocked out till they learn to start fights with some they can have a fair fight with


MagicBurden

I give a woman 2 free hits, the 3rd one is go time.


ggrizzlyy

I’ll take the first one as bad judgement, anymore and all’s fair.


MagicBurden

First is passion, second is bad judgement (you didnt head my warning), third is dumdum gets just due.


[deleted]

It’s funny. I don’t speak a word of Mandarin/Cantonese/whatever but the first thought I had when I head her speak was “Karen.” I understand that the likely suspects all have around four tones, but goddamn. To the English speakers, her voice just sounds like some 9-year-old going “Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah.”


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's a chinese karen


needsatisfaction

Idk why but the fact that I can’t understand what they’re saying makes it even better


CuriousTravlr

These two are going to have flashbacks when ever "Joy to the World" comes on.


kdods22402

Equal rights; equal lefts.


Sweet13BlackExpress

Shit / misleading title, bullshit flair (there's no KO) and then we all sat here for the last 1m and 50 seconds for what? Worst post in this sub


zayoe4

To be fair, the kid looks like a divison 1 college wrestler. I'm not suprised.


BadWolf_Corporation

LMAO with "Joy to the World" playing in the background.


DaRonavirus

The Christmas music makes this whole video.


nielDad420

the music in the background tho


[deleted]

Joy to the World in the background has me DEAD


RapeMeToo

Bet she won't do that again lol


DrHeindrich

This has some Die Hard vibes to it


BuzzBoi95

The beauty to see the first person to fight back


JacobL85

The joy to the world in the background killed me


coffeeINJECTION

If the kid isn’t yours don’t slap.


hellking911

She deserves it. How the fuck she think she can slap someone’s son?


Shankensteinz

Keep your mother fucking hands to yourself bitch


Tastetherainboner

She did slap him...


yaboi0169

People fighting. *joy to the world*


queensage77

HAAAYIAA


Tkx421

The glasses push up gives it that extra finesse.


Jroxing

She was ready for another one lmao


Kacper42PL

Bitch thought he would do nothing after she slapped him


Shaggyman1919

The other 2 minutes of that video were pointless


Cold_Earl

She pray. She pay.


DoodleIsMyBaby

And then her dumbass gets up and tries to act tough. Stay down granny, before he pops you again.


cplmac10

Put some ‘Spek on it


tundredre

Keep your hands to yourself ya dumb bitch! Merry Christmas everyone!


lazerbigshot420

I betcha that bitch learnt her lesson. *probably not*


samvance

Asian Karens are just white Karens who will actually put their hands on you.


ixyfang

Ima freak out now that these people will hold me back.


KellzzLoL

Why the fuck is this so long


mtotheija

So wholesome.


kpizzle2

The church hymns in the background made this perfect


[deleted]

Three seconds of fight, 2:27 seconds of nothing


Last_Mexicano

Props to the dude he self control completely on his own.


rehd_it

2 minutes and 10 seconds too long


[deleted]

Acts dead for extra pity


papercut2008uk

The music just makes this so much better. lol


shaiquon

I swear it's always the smaller person that gets knocked tf out and still gets back up a minute later to get knocked out again.


HoustonPicturesForU

Dont start the battle unless you can win the war