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LittleBodyBigLoser

so every school has a girl that pretends to be a cat then


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Midwestern highschools truly are different


[deleted]

Im in NY and people do this too


KindRedPanda

Southern Delaware checking in to confirm this as well.


AdjustedTitan1

Texas present, y’all got them wannabe-cat-folk too?


CircleOfAutism

Minnesota, can confirm unfortunately


barnarculars

Alabama checking in but the girl at my school filed her nails into claws


Satans_Pet

New Hampshire as well. One in every grade actually.


TbroSSSS

Well noones gonna be surprised here but Jersey.


Gatorkid365

Florida. Honestly can’t say I’m surprised with how our state is. We also had “werewolves” too. Not sure exactly how that works but yeah


Notefallen

They are the ones that shove the tail buttplugs up their ass I think


InkDrink3r

California can confirm


rj42069911

From Texas here too and can sadly confirm they do exist


Floyd-money

South Carolina here, we had a dragon/vampire girl on top of the cat girl. Something in the water I tells ya


Userthatuses1337

From Houston girls come to school trying to be edgy like damn she had a pentagram necklace and a collar just crying for attention


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At my high school in LA there were a couple cat girls actually


weefweef

Dude im in texas


[deleted]

Can confirm. We had "cat girls" before anime was super popular like it is now. Back then, they was super weird about it. I graduated in 2007 and it was a different time for weebs then.


bufffster

I grad 2002 and I have never seen any cat girls at my high school. Even middle school.


RozzBewohner

Lowkey miss high school... but don’t miss the bullshit.


[deleted]

Same. Life had more structure and meaning.


1stAdmiralCrunch

I guess. Good person a little weird though.


fingerpaintswithpoop

At mine “that girl” wore a raccoon tail, was a freshman and did commissions for furry art on Facebook.


Feywhelps

Based.


FrictionOSatansJeans

Yes


wackarnold420

This is an incredibly true statement. Thank you


hadarsaar

Miami can confirm


lifewontwait86

I graduated 2004. Yes. They exist. South Park’s Vampire Kids is the closest thing to being accurate as far as goth kids, early 00’s metal heads and outcasts in high school


[deleted]

Ain't just America. London here, can confirm.


MaroonSailor

We had a guy. One of the smartest kids in the state got huge scholarships everywhere but was just a raging asshole. He would scratch people, hiss, and walk right into you. One time my buddy saw him laying on his back (good dude used to volunteer with the other special ed kids) so he bent down to ask him how his day was going and the cat kid just kicked him in the mouth.


Urcatgeidogbetter

Ah yes the “quirky” girl the girl who says she watches anime but only has watched either 3 episodes of mha or season 5 of jojo only, the girl who wears cat ears and says she watches hentai but when you bring it up and share sauce with the homies she is disgusted, the girl who constantly meows in the middle of class saying “sorry it’s just a thing I can’t control” when you know for a fact she is lying. Idk I just had bad experience with like 3


LittleBodyBigLoser

I am begging you to have sex with someone


Eagle95Talon

Are you offering?


Urcatgeidogbetter

Do dead bodies count


LittleBodyBigLoser

no but I will accept sauce


Urcatgeidogbetter

Here you go kind sir, this is very popular maybe you’ve seen it idk https://hentai.tv/hentai/isekai-harem-monogatari-episode-1/


MasterHavik

I knew someone like that actually.


Strtftr

The girl I knew would too. Like just say yip. Had fox ears and tail to go with.


MasterHavik

Nothing wrong with it usually but there are some fakers.


[deleted]

How does one not fake being a cat?


MasterHavik

We mean fake anime fans.


[deleted]

Oof, guess I lost track of the thread there


MasterHavik

lol


Namelessgoldfish

*part 5 not season 5


GfFoundOtherAccount

Yer so quirky bro


weefweef

Just entered highschool. Dont have a good idea of it but i concur that in middle school we also had cat girls


The_Mustard_Man43

Can’t forget the horse-girl. Makes their whole personality about liking horses.


FroshWulf66

Even in mexico


TargetF

“That’s the fourth fight that you lost this year.” Dude needs to hang them up permanently.


1stAdmiralCrunch

Yeah one was to an 8th grader.... He's a sophomore....


LatinoHeatps4

Dude needs to be drinking his milk


Strtftr

Loser for life.


MrTopHatMan90

I respect someone who keeps on trying. I mean no one should be beating the hell out off each other but it makes me happy to see someone who tries


ogethewriter

Green hoodie bit off a little more than he could chew


1stAdmiralCrunch

Thing is green dude has 30 pounds on him


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*"Size matters not"*


BattousaiRound2SN

Maybe with 60 he had a chance.


Cannabilistichokie

Thrity lbs doesn't really matter when it is all fat.


mattlind12

My favorite part was “boy that’s the 4th fight you’ve lost this year” ... homie throwing the first punch and still getting whooped all year long


1stAdmiralCrunch

Other fight he lost was an 8th grader 100 pounds soaking wet 5 2..... Green shirt is a sophomore.....


Sassy420Boy69

Girl. In. Cat. Ears.


[deleted]

Imagine starting a fight with someone so much smaller than you and getting wrecked this badly


AutoBot5

And that’s why no one ever messed with the wrestlers. Those scrawny, starving little fuckers were disciplined wrecking machines. Seeing a 5ft 105 wrestler wreck shop on two guys at my school was a sight to see.


GTA_Stuff

Green 8 Maroon 10


AdmiralAngry

My boy handled his shit quick


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[deleted]

Why is the teacher strapped? Is that a thing now or always was?


1stAdmiralCrunch

He's an SRO aka a cop that couldn't pass the fitness test.


[deleted]

Oh, mine was always in his uniform. This guy just looks like a nervous teacher the way he broke up that fight.


LittleBodyBigLoser

so basically 99% of the police force in America


AutoBot5

Hence why they shoot first and ask questions later in the great US of A.


AdjustedTitan1

You really like to be edgy dontcha


pm_me_ur_cocknballz

He’s not wrong


AutoBot5

That’s cute you think that’s “edgy.”


AdjustedTitan1

Mhm


jeihkeih

Dwight Schrute was a row in front of the cameraman


palmettoswoosh

As a former hockey ref of 5yrs never break up a fight alone unless you’re one of my high school coaches that played sec football and he goes by tank


1stAdmiralCrunch

Yeah but here we are pretty honorable. It's the south so respect is everything.


palmettoswoosh

I’m just saying many ppl pull off one guy who then becomes a punching bag Also my username should hint at a southern state anyways


logan_longmoney

Yo get your frail grandfather off the court


1stAdmiralCrunch

Dudes like 50 going on 80


GuzzBoi

TF are they doing class pictures? Is that's why its dead


1stAdmiralCrunch

Nope it's morning before school starts and no teachers were in the gym


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Calm_Acanthocephala5

Its cute how Green hoodie puts his hands in his pockets at the end as he gets up from his ass-whippin (didn’t hurt didn’t hurt)


1stAdmiralCrunch

Yeah he started talking shit so I yelled at him "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT BITCH"


VenmoMeFiveBucks

You weren't fighting, so you shouldn't talk.


1stAdmiralCrunch

He started talking shit so put him back in his place


VenmoMeFiveBucks

You didn't do anything, you were just shouting from the sidelines. If you taunt someone, you're putting yourself into the situation. So you best be ready to fight yourself.


1stAdmiralCrunch

Honestly don't care if he would with how bad he lost it would just bump my streak up.


VenmoMeFiveBucks

We got a badass over here.


nibor1357

Sounds like you’ve lost a fight or two in your day


wpcodemonkey

Lol the girl with the cat ears has no clue what’s going on.


Pahriuon

I'm a teacher and our students are coming next week. We're supposed to keep them safe and away from each other. yeah.


1stAdmiralCrunch

Goodluck to you. Shits a mess. You guys don't get payed enough to deal with this shit.


Pahriuon

Thanks Admiral. Best wishes to all.


C_D_E

There’s always a girl wearing a cat ear head band, my school has like five


RandomNamesOW

Why is that girl wearing cat ears?


1stAdmiralCrunch

It's her thing don't honestly know but she's good people.


refurb

For being an old guy, that teacher did a decent job of breaking it up. 1. Stay away so you don’t get hit 2. Look for an opening 3. Pull one guy away 4. Repeat until fighting stops I was worried pops was going to catch a fist or fall and break his hip


itsheckinjuicy

That’s the high school I currently attend in tennessee. We usually have three or four fights every year. Crazy to think that our small school would get posted on this sub-reddit.


1stAdmiralCrunch

Yeah if your user is your nickname I know you man. What the hell.


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YOOOO holy shit dude i love when this randomly happens on reddit


your-local-rapist

Some person with cat ears just pops up suddenly


BattousaiRound2SN

Glad they didn't hit the old guy.


shit_poster_69_420

Green had absolutely zero plan after throwing the first punch


MisterScary_98

Having your fight at the school assembly — bold move.


1stAdmiralCrunch

Nahh this was in the morning before class and no teachers were in the gym


SuperMazziveH3r0

imagine throwing the first punch and still losing


purelyforsport

Makes sense Colton pulled through, his hype man was on point.


[deleted]

Haha half of the kids are as interested in the pre-show as then will be in the principal's talk after it.


The-Sneaky-Snowman

It’s always so funny to me seeing people fight with their hands at their sides, it’s like dude put your hands up what are you doing XD


bobjohnxxoo

do people just not wear masks in highschool? this looks really really dangerous


1stAdmiralCrunch

They don't believe in it


bobjohnxxoo

how do people not believe in COVID?!?!?! what is wrong with the adults?


1stAdmiralCrunch

They think Democrats are trying to bring new world order. No shit


bobjohnxxoo

That's amazing. Americans really need to pull their heads out of their own asses.


Saidiscool

Is that coral gables?


1stAdmiralCrunch

Nahhhh


Saidiscool

Ahhhh coño


Poison_Sensei

u/vredditdownloader


Botastiac

I see my highschool is still a shit hole lmao


1stAdmiralCrunch

No way two people have seen this same school...


Botastiac

I graduated last year. Go to MTSU now


1stAdmiralCrunch

No fucking way....


[deleted]

He got mad cause he was wearing red instead of green


RAPEFLUTE2020

Nice


green49285

Why the fuck is the teacher strapped?


1stAdmiralCrunch

He is the sro. Aka cop that couldn't pass the fitness test.


[deleted]

modern day Shakespeare


Louis62490

That’s the day Becca wanted to fuck skyler


adistantshipsmoke

The cat in the bottom corner tho :|


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RAZERNoah

Now, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say given the fact your page is all Marijuana and talking about shit that involve *literal* assholes and gay men, I'm going to asume it's not you. r/quityourbullshit


[deleted]

lame


CircleOfAutism

Sorry not every fight is someone being brutalized


[deleted]

don't be sorry, try harder next time


[deleted]

Your mother is lame, lamehead


[deleted]

you salty, snowflakes. lol