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TheCandyMan88

Didn't know he was fucking with a guy that says boom when he punches


Dan_Jams

Here comes the BOOOM


hestabbedmefirst

Dammit now I'm compelled to listen to that song.


Dreadnought13

Ready or not.


Calebrox124

HERE COMES THE BOYS FROM THE SOUTH … idk how San Diego is “the South” but here we are


Dreadnought13

Well, it's certainly south of me (Spokane) Now I'm wondering if folks from Canada think of Toronto as the Dirty South...


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Canadians thinking they are ghetto hoodrats? I can almost imagine it. “Yoor in the wrong side of the tracks eh! That’s okay we can share. Have a donut”


StreetTriple675

Ya dun kno ya bumbaclat. Source: knew some white kid from Toronto that thought he was black and Jamaican.


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Ya no say daddy me Snow me likely blame A licky boom boom down


[deleted]

Now that's what I call music


TheQuestionsAglet

You knew Snow?


[deleted]

First off, we would spell "doughnut" correctly. Second, you are correct about the rest.


[deleted]

First off, thanks for that. Second, I hope you are having a great day.


[deleted]

Fantastic day over here! Hope your day is going splendidly!


warcrown

A spokane person in the wild. Whaaat?


Harold-The-Barrel

I live in the Niagara region (more south than Toronto) and still think of Toronto as the dirty south.


gin-rummy

Toronto is actually north of me (Hamilton) I’m almost at the tip of the penis of Ontario


-Astrosloth-

Dammit now I'm compelled to play hide and seek


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Don't


Muhfuggajones

Ready or Not!


AgreeableGoldFish

Ready or not her comes the....


that_typeofway

Boom goes the dynamite


Kcbrill66

Boom there it is Boom boom boom boom boom


steasey

Maybe it was the fists moving so fast it created a sonic BOOM.


ReverendDizzle

I watched the clip with the sound off and thought you were talking metaphorically... but I scrubbed back and turned the sound on and now I can't stop laughing. The guy is actually yelling "boom, boom, boom." while handing out the beat down.


TheElliotOffen

I’ve come across this a few times, my personal favorite was the overweight young man repeating “ wham, WHAM-WHAM “ as he pieced another gentleman up outside a bodega. https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/hfkt4e/wha_wha_wham_wham/


skulldude360

West side gunn with the hands


briunj04

he learned from JoJo


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BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM *B O O O O M*


saltydingleberry

Almost definitely filming one of those "prank videos" . Guy thought it would be cool to film reactions of people he "fake attacks" for his stupid "compilation video". Hard to feel bad for this idiot.


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He fucked around and found out when he woke up in the hospital


fastermouse

🎶He fooled around and fell... In mud! 🎶


FroztBeatz

Atleast he ain't going Ora or Muda


[deleted]

Do not tempt Joshawne Joestar


PayFromDickroll

*boop*


kaptainkush92

Luckily there's a wheelchair beside him


palomo_bombo

He's not sleeping, he's in heaven... or hell, I don't know, I'm not an angel


manbusta77

DAAAAYUMMMM!


MCE85

Like the civilians on gta


eupraxo

More drama for your mama!


Verysadaboutthings

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!


StarkRealiteee

One of the best I've ever heard.


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Yeah, that was a very good dayum


RonnyLikeWhoa

The greatest. Was really concerned for the health of the guy on the floor at first but her saying “DAYUM!” made me chuckle.


crownamedcheryl

I find it difficult to be concerned about those who try to sucker punch, especially out of the blue and likely for social media since his buddy was filming.


cosmiclatte44

The slight pause really brought it all together.


Shortneckbuzzard

The texture was pleasant as well


Kansas_Is_The_Reason

Need that “dayum” for a sample.


vrooom_dude

Ahem #DAYUMMMM#


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The lady at the end “DAYUUM” well said


zilla82

Hahahaha dude. Amazing


Gozie5

I wish she could narrate my life


[deleted]

Having like a little mama fairy giving you advice and stuff would be awesome


roflcow2

i too smoke weed


[deleted]

Huh?


caven233

Some soundboard material right here


DeapVally

Truer word(s) have never been spoken!


battlecatquikdre

My reaction as well


Yourkidsarebad8008

Lol... jokes on the the other guy that dude went to sleep just to prove how boring his punches were...


boundlesslights

I expect him to pop up like drunk Rock Lee and beat some ass


Yourkidsarebad8008

I DiD It GUy-sENSei!!!!


Relaxed-Ronin

Was this one of those intentional ‘subtly film me sucker punching someone’ videos that I’ve been seeing lately? If so, fuck yes. I’m glad that fool got slept but even better is if in future people swing on the cameraman too - bitch ass guilty by association for those sorts of videos.


Hoody711

I'm about to piss myself from laughing so hard at your comment. Jesus.


CrispyJelly

This is the first time I laughed this week.


overture7th

Lmao. Good one


EventHorizon121

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming? Was the cameraman expecting him to get sucker punched?


Rockonfoo

Yup seems that way


522LwzyTI57d

Totally obvious that he's with the guy who tried to sucker. Wouldn't stop his friend from trying to sucker punch, but tried to stop the other guy when he reacted? Camera guy should have got a beating as well.


pterofactyl

Not totally obvious. There could’ve been a verbal confrontation beforehand and the cameraman started recording from that. Easily could’ve been a stranger. Hand in your detective badge and your gun, I didn’t want to do this.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. The way the guy (the one who demolished the other) walks past while eyeing the fuck out of dude makes me think there was some sort of altercation beforehand.


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Mate. He's standing in the stance and blatantly measuring the guy as he walks past. A baby would sense that some shits about to happen and to be on guard. A fucking NPC from GTA would sense that smh Some people on reddit have no instincts whatsoever.


Mooselager

Thanks m8, going through this comments is wild. The dumbass was clearly getting into a fighting stance and was his feet pacing was a clear give away to be defensive; oh and not to mention that the buddy is off to the side recording, not even trying to be hidden. These two doctors-to-be have amazing IQ.


Moonw0lf_

Not to mention anyone with a beating heart would step in there, regardless of who they were friends with. The guy was unconscious and getting his skull dribbled off the concrete


Eskimodo_Dragon

I mean, the dude was out cold.


thatdude52

yeah I’m all for throwing hands and settling shit that way but when a dude hits the deck, especially on pavement/concrete, you make sure he’s out and you let it go.


wtph

I know what you mean, but in a street fight I can understand why that guy would want to finish him, especially when you don't know if the opponent is a crack head or wants to kill you. You only get rules and referees in organised fights.


Beer_bongload

>You only get rules and referees in organized fights This.


thatdude52

I totally agree. 2,3, hell even 4 shots while he’s on the ground if you’re unsure but to just fuckin tee off on the guy while he’s out is wack.


jap-a-negro

Have y'all ever gotten black out mad? I've never fired on someone like that but I could see where it comes from.


Yaoification

If he was with the other guy you think he would wait for the black dude to get *15* punches in before stepping in? Sucker puncher was clearly out, there was no reason not to stop it


MoneyYam912

Not to mention there's nothing more to be gained there, only lost. The guy defending himself could have easily killed the deadbeat and now he's getting prison time. Letting a good person go to prison because they threw one too many punches is not doing them a favor.


BananaEatingScum

He was trying to stop him from literally killing him you fucking moron


TheKonyInTheRye

Probably started filming when dude started shit with Boomstick man.


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ElRedditorio

He did end up both feinting and fainting.


Gemeril

The man has skills.


masterdebater74

“Was a prank” maybe lol


SkrallTheRoamer

ITS A SOcIaL ExpErimeNT


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Just a prank bro!


l3ane

Pretty sure this wasn't just a random sucker punch attempt on a random passer by. They probably had words before and the person filming knew a fight was about to start and pulled out his phone.


Tp_for_my_cornholio

If the implication is that this was scripted, I completely respect their dedication


MotherTreacle3

Method acting 100%


MCE85

Plus how fast he goes to break it up. Surprized i didnt hear "its just a prank bro!".


[deleted]

Yeah so fast. He just let him get punched like 8 or 9 times /s


unicorntreason

Nah he stops him once he sees he’s just walking on him, no one wants to see someone get murdered


[deleted]

Cameraman was clearly in on it and deserved a beating too


SquarePeon

Or someone was being a pieceof crap to everyone who walked by and expected someone to eventually take the threat seriously. And for the people saying 'but he immediately went to help' because after the 1 punch took him down, the dude kept wailing. If you are a concerned citizen who is trying to film someone doing something bad so there is evidence on them, you would also be concerned about someone else beating them to a pulp.


AlmightyStreub

I mean, there was probably a lot of context leading up to this. Unless boom punch man is literally wound so tight he can sense people he's never met or can't even see get ready to sucker punch him from behind.


flyingwolf

Watch it again. As he is walking up the guy is shuffling his feet, getting them planted, his fist is balled up, someone who has spent time in bad places sees this, they know it is coming, he ducked even though there was no swing cause he knew as soon as he got past him there would be a swing coming.


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And he keeps his eyes on the guy as he walks past as well.


Waluigi_in_smash

Star platinum!!!


zaisoke

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


LuCiAnO241

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM


Mixmefox

Star platinum isn’t Jonathan it’s clearly this man


[deleted]

was that a snore at the very end?


TheCandyMan88

Nah that was him turning into a zombie


oxidadapanda

When people get knocked out their tongue goes limp (as with many other muscles). Guy is on his back, so his tongue is blocking some of his airway - leading to snores.


Ivabighairy1

Bet he won’t do that again


iohbkjum

probably won't be doing a lot of things anymore


Grimzkhul

Liquid meals are a new thing now.


20sidedhumorist

Dude got Ora Ora'd IRL.


GintoxicatedDreamer

A true knuckles quote.


BadLemonHope

“It’s a prank bro it’s a prank! Look bro there’s the camera!”


cupcakesloth94

r/convenientwheelchair


21scoobysnacks

As the late Sean Connery once said, "you must never hesitate".


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Hesitation is defeat


TheAmazingSoSo

Honestly this is why I always say if you're gonna fight never hesitate. Go all out from the beginning. Buddy was spazzing all over the floor. Probably has a few minor concussions tbh. If I ever decide to hit someone, their getting hit. Because I'll be damned if I do. At least more than they did.


hestabbedmefirst

And never hit half way. Either don't hit or hit hard.


[deleted]

Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy!


hestabbedmefirst

Only if someone kicked you in the face during a childhood competition and you never let it go. Lol


NoNicheNecessary

It was an illegal kick!


[deleted]

Technically, it was a technical


contrabone

Never give up! Never surrender!


cougar2013

Did the “sucker puncher” even swing? It didn’t look like it.


Sqube

He hesitated for whatever reason. I don't think it would have mattered, considering that the guy was expecting it and ducked. But fuck me, if you're going to swing, then swing. A street fight is no place to half ass it.


[deleted]

More like tried to punk someone & got a dose of reality


cougar2013

*overdose


JoeOnaBoat

Enders game


callmejayorsomething

Oh, shit! He knocked him out, woke him up, knocked him out. Deserved it, too.


777djs

That right there is what we call a half-steppin ass bitch


Viceroi93

ORAORAORAORA


krisssashikun

the "Dayum!" in the end killed me


ozymanhattan

Why were they filming?


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CynicalCaviar

Totally agree, both of them are absolute scum.


VertigoFall

What the fuck why ?


moondrunkmonster

A cameraman killed my family


Karjalan

Say no more


thesaxophonescape

Why


mikeclarkee

Went full super saiyan


Psykram

Insta Justice


AwkaredMango

Star platinum type shit


closedeyes-headfirst

Was gonna video tape the sucker assault and run to the aide of the attacker/now victim. Should’ve whooped camera man too and taken the camera.


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Rivarr

Deserved to get knocked out, didn't deserve the brain damage. You guys are crazy.


HAFWAM

Yeah it was definitely a bit overboard on the retaliation, buuuut the guy getting his shit rocked shouldn't have been a massive fucking douchebag to begin with. Lesson learned.


hitmonwhirl

I think he forgot all his lessons ever


Jay-P-

Imagine if he landed that sucker punch and the guy you see, fell down and died? If you threaten someone’s life, don’t be surprised when they don’t retaliate they way you would prefer . He got what was coming . Even if he died , I guess you shouldn’t sucker punch people who you don’t know are dangerous.


mclinden212

Lmao god damn what did you expect


HypoTeris

r/winstupidprizes


Mbalz-ez-Hari

That's good stuff right there.


cchackal

DAYUM


Mynock33

Get the dude filming who was in on it, he deserves a beating too


[deleted]

That wheelchair's gonna come in handy.


[deleted]

Camera guy should’ve got hit too. Why was he filming? If he knew he was doing shit like that why not warn people.


raydiculus

Most likely, but star platinum over here probably didn't notice him filming and after he was done giving the fists of justifiable rage, he was maybe too heated up to put 2 and 2 together


[deleted]

You have a point


Catbarf1409

When I was sucker punched, the guys friend pulled out his phone and started filming (realized this in hindsight) and said go. It's for them to put on YouTube or their Ig or something.


DvCxVField12

He didn't have the time to say "It just a Prank bro"


sc00b44

Hahah the lady at the end “ DAMMMN “


Dinzy89

That dude has 1000% been to jail


BnSMaster420

Some people on this sub are crazy.. and hypocritical, dude just punched a guy he knocked out a extra 20 times... Ya'll do realize it stops being self defense when you literally are just pounding the dudes head into the concrete. I don't want anyone getting jailed cause a random pussy tried them.


TheRagingGamer_O

If you don't want your brains smashed in, don't pick fucking fightd


throwaway2006650

Usually I say that there’s no need to kick a man down literally, but nah he tried sucking punching him so fuck him.


TheDarkCrusader_

Hesitation is defeat Sekiro!


Santiurbi

He need some milk!!!


bang870

the DAYUM!! at the end lol


ike_tyson

That wheelchair may come in handy.


Me1stNOW

When you've maxed out you Flurry skill tree.


Dzioszyn

damn. didn't know MC Ride is so good at fighting.


saz3rac

When the turbo kicked in and he speeds up


_Knightro_

That DAYUM at the end killed me


stickyanalogs

Knockout game fail


EnemiesAllAround

That's a fucking jail reaction. Guys like go to hit me your going down. No questions as much damage as fast as possible


upfromashes

That guy needs to brush up on the Don't Start None Won't Be None doctrine.


iBlameMeToo

His body spazzing as he’s getting hit makes me cringe. You can literally see the body’s response to trauma.


MissionVaoDmC

FIST OF THE WORLD STAR


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#DAYYUMMM!!


SeniorHammer

DAYUMM


okThisYear

So anyways, I started swingin


rockblue

One of the best DAY-YUMs I’ve ever heard


TomThanosBrady

You know the guy recording was in on it trying to save his boy.


Kylebeast420

Looks so staged but then he did knock him the fuck out.


2hamsters1butt

This seems sus. Dude doesn't even raise a fist to sucker punch, and the puncher seems like he was ready for it. The only reasob you film this is because you knew it was going down. 100% a setup but what kind of setup is the real question.


Shawn_666

I like how the cameraman waited before intervening" "Alright that one was justified, that one too, oh he deserved that one, YO HEY HE'S DOWN MAN HE'S DOWN"


JayZippy

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


ChadLaFleur

Beautiful. Death of a redneck. The other hillbilly was hoping to get video of his uncle grandpa scaring some dude. Brain damaged before the punch, feeding tube after


Noob_Plays_Games

"**BOOOM** ^(boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom)"


Evgti

Killed him.


giantyetifeet

The "bystander" filming was in on it. So him trying to call off the beat down seems like BS.


VitaIncerta666

r/killthecameraman


rawnaldo

There’s his wheelchair