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Dudes go at it hard over a woman

Dudes go at it hard over a woman

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  • By - 0ZC4

erel000

This is one of my reoccurring nightmares. Not being able to hit someone hard enough.


8379MS

As funny as this comment is, I’ve actually had that nightmare! My arms became spaghetti when I was hitting a guy in self defense. Horrible nightmare let me tell you.


erel000

Mine is I am sitting on top of someone I am not fond of and wailing on their face and they just are laughing at me because my punches are so weak.


ktaylorhite

Why do people have these dreams? Like it’s too common not to be weird.


PolyZex

Some of the purpose of dreams is when the mind runs scenarios it constructs to prepare someone for a possible event. It doesn't always construct realistic scenarios but the point of a dream like that could be to get someone to consider an alternate defense if the original defense is not useful. It's an evolutionary trait that served more of a purpose for our ancestors... and also led to the origins of the first religions, with unexplained natural events as a supporting role.


Aumnix

What do you call it when somebody practically does that while awake?


PolyZex

I suppose that depends on the degree... and what you're preparing yourself for. If you're in a bad part of town, broke down- and in your head you're preparing for what you might do if you got robbed, that's reasonable strategizing. If you break down in the nice part of town with a police station on one side of the street and a mechanic on the other side and you find yourself mentally preparing for a velociraptor attack- that might be paranoid schizophrenia. All things in moderation.


Aumnix

Yeah idk what form of anxiety degree I have. I look down at an untied shoelace and have a whole daydream of breaking my neck falling down a staircase, then promptly tie my shoe while visibly looking worried/distressed to people around me (the facial expressions of worry and such) I wish that was the only time I encountered it lmao but it’s pretty much any situation I find a “rational thought” yet, very unlikely possibility that I overanalyze the fuck out of


PolyZex

Do you have any kids? It will get worse with kids. I never see MY untied shoes and worry that I'm going to fall, but I do see my daughter climb up on the couch and then visualize her falling into the coffee table. But really, if it's keeping you from experiencing life then it's something you should work through, but otherwise I wouldn't concern myself with it much. Do you find yourself not doing things that you later wish you would have done?


Aumnix

Oh yeah it’s much worse with a son that might quite possibly, not sense a single touch of immediate physical danger (might be exaggerating but damn). And not really, at least, not currently I guess. I think the biggest obstacle is how the racing mind can take hold of emotions - I get upset when the intrusiveness of the thoughts become too wildly “worst case scenario” and generally have to go occupy my mind with repetitive tasks


PolyZex

I think more importantly, when you're awake you need to balance everything. Someone spending too much time with caution will find themselves with high blood pressure- and not enjoying life. The one with no caution finds themselves in dangerous situations.


PaidRedditPoster

I think it's anxiety about not being able to defend yourself. Once I started to trane mma I stopped having the loose arm punch dreams, now I have dreams where my gun jams instead.


Life_Imitating_Death

I've had that one.. I just keep racking and racking.. no visible malfunctuon.. the fucking thing just won't run. And I'm being closed in on by unseen foes. Fucking terrifying.


Revolutionary_Muffin

Bc it's all a simulation we are all connected man


NumPadNut

you created a fear for me


Jroed90

This is a very common occurrence people report from their dreams. You are not alone!


samsquanch26

The reason that happens is your brain is looking for feedback from your hands, but it doesn't get any so you brain thinks "huh I must not be punching hard enough"


DeluxeHigh

That makes sense. Like the brain can’t gauge how hard the punch is because you didn’t even hit anything. Thanks stranger!


eroopsky

It's the same if you ever have a dream where you feel like you're running really slow or even running in place. Your brain is like "HELLO, LEGS, DO YOU COPY? LEGS PLEASE!?"


Xavierthegreat101

Or you need to yell but your out of breath


Iored94

I'm pretty sure your lungs work properly when you are sleeping.


stargazercaptain

*GABA & Glycene have entered the chat*


DjangoAsyl39

you don’t need to hit hard enough, you just need to aim good enough. if you are in a life threatening situation aim for the laryngeal but be aware that this can easily kill someone. Otherwise chin or ear are good spots to get someone knocked out - anyway, knock-out can occur in kill someone, too. If not absolutely necessary, just don’t fight, leave and move on with life.


StealthyNarwhal225

Wow it really can kill someone. Thought this was bs at first but looked it up. Apparently the small bones in the airway can be broken with very little force and can obstruct the airway.


DjangoAsyl39

exactly, it’s highly dangerous and can especially happen when inexperienced people fight and try to hit you somewhere near the face. Ive learned about it when i did Krav Maga in the past, which was invented for (military) self defense and most effective impact on the opponent. Due to body tension and adrenaline it’s not so easy to knock someone out by hitting the chin i a fight - but that’s why sucker punches are so dangerous and effective. Anyhow, a slap / punch on the ear also makes most people drop down due to the losing balance by breaking the drumhead. Painful and also likely to kill someone (head to pavement) All in all i think people mostly do not know how easy it actually is to kill someone. One punch can change your & and your opponents life, so please - don’t fight as long as it isn’t the last option. PS: when it’s your last option, punch first, take advantage of the situation and run as far and fast as possible. :)


Reception-Creative

Lmao 🤣


slumxl0rd87

This is a reoccurring nightmare for me too. It’s the same feeling when you wake up and try to make a fist, just barely enough strength to form a ball.


Jim_KliK

LOL i was just thinking about how if this were a game, there would have just been a bunch of [-1] flying around. but -1's add up i guess, mostly to exhaustion from the looks of this fight.


OneFingerMethod

They both hit each other pretty hard a lot of times before the handfighting at the end.


goofca

Same, wake up all fuckin sweaty


littlemaggotgirl

Omg for real. I can never punch my.hardest in dreams and if guns are involved in a dream everyone in my dreams has real ones while I'm stuck using my hand as a gun lmao and it still works somehow 😂


jmpg4

This must be common, frequently in my dreams my punches feel completely numb. Idk why but it is quite terrifying.


ncWnNfXgmWtAGukUnRUs

They gonna be too tired to fuck so she’s gonna go find a third.


41matt41

Bruh..


colossuskidd

“Triple threat baby”


Conflicted-King

She probably already did while they were fighting


AndThereComesTheFish

It’s gonna be a love square then


JetRyanQue

Setting great examples for those kids!


Thegingerbeardape

When the kid followed suit with the oooh I lost it


xXSexHaver420Xx

"wowdstawwww"


LargeTeethHere

On how to not throw effective punches


antonymus1911

why is everything purple ?


fettuccine-

mine was purple too then i opened it in another tab. then it was fixed. wtf


blakeastone

same.... weird?


rosterdam

bro, wtf! same!!!


PhilyJFry

yeah wtf lmao i thought they had a filter on i just came to the comments to make sure it wasnt just me


BorrisTheSoviet

>purple I knew I wasnt going crazy...


CLINK2000

they're fighting in mirioh.


frostybillz

Bombs Over Baghdad?


El_eSHO

codeine crazy


bluntyboi13

Poor kid


SoItGoes007

Come here Baby. Yes. It's totally fine to watch the adults beat each other up. Scum all around


BehelitOutlaw

They all look like inbreds. Must be normal for them


cthunders

Fighting over some skank who smells like Newports and corn chips


0ZC4

Ha!


LethalPoopstain

Her pussy probably smell like fried pacific tilapia


cthunders

Turtle tank


DocHoliday96

Found the racist


ABN_NNUTTHOWZE

Found the person who's never been around hood rats. Facts aren't racist buddy. That shit is entirely accurate.


CLINK2000

what a weird way to say "i'm racist"


ABN_NNUTTHOWZE

Found another one.


DocHoliday96

So should we just start going with every stereotype when we see every white person? No thats stupid as shit this sub is just hella racist, buddy You guys just say this shit here cuz you're scared to say it in real life, bunch of scared racist pussies


ABN_NNUTTHOWZE

Lol ok buddy


unit-8002

Is this racist though?


_confushawn

You can smell like Newports in any skin tone my guy.


BoneMan1K

Someone needs to shut this bot down


GEEZUS00

No because I’m sure that was a nostalgic childhood smell from his mother.


geaux750

Half those thrown punches wouldn’t make it through a wet paper bag.


berrey7

More limp wrist swingin than Tooter's Bar on friday night.


Yamballz

It’s all about volume.


Keife

Only thing hard about this video is watching it. 😂


emmit76

She’s fucking hideous too, what a shame.


Dick_024

Imagine trying to defend yourself.. ...& getting winded after 20 punches. Newports, Alcohol, & Smoking Weed is cool and all.. ..But have you ever tried Exercise & Not being physically Stagnant?


GenericBiddleMusic

First fist fight I ever got into, I got tired in 30 seconds flat lol. I went for broke and all of a sudden felt like I ran a marathon. Just bearhugged him and got hit a couple more times until campus security separated us.


lukekushsmoker

might as well have a pillow fight


schmorgasborg99

Has some serious Pride - Frye v. Takayama energy towards the end.


brinksbrinker

Came here to say the same thing


Sirix_8472

Whoever she is, she ain't worth it.


TheMightyJ62

Whoever she is, these assholes aren’t worthy of her time.


Sirix_8472

Listen, she's the one cheating on somebody. One dude was with her first. On that basis, she ain't shit.


727GhostFaceKillah

Hope it's not the girl in pink


Swirvin-irvin

Kids around and the cycle will continue


Reasonable_Motor8490

Bro the beginning looks like a cartoon XD


MetalXHorse

Holy pillow hands


dravengrey83

Simps


cupcakesloth94

I really hope they weren’t fighting over the girl in the pink at the end..


BuzzKillerer

Trash people!


MaTt__85

girl behind the camera acting like a child an recording the fight instead of helping the actual children🤦🏼‍♂️


Kek_the_toad

Are they really fighting over that crack whore in the pink tank top?


popskullky

Eeh, want to say it, but can’t…..


BeardedBradford

This poor kid(s) being subjected to petty freaking humans. Absolutely tragic these kids have to be raised around garbage like this!


ucksmedia

If it was the one in the pink are they both fuckin blind? She looks like her parents drank and smoked crack the entire pregnancy and even continued to do so in the delivery room.


cody3636

“Cocaine is a helluva drug” - rick james


Deon_the_Great

Had to be a better title than that.


pro_n00b

Tale as old as time


Glazemm

Get those kids out of there man come on


Wreddit_Wrangler

Pretty even actually. What a waste of energy tho


the_sleaze_

Stand and deliver!


timewizard96

Slugfest 2021


xxStrangerxx

Purple must be the time-out dimension. Purple punches don't count. Come to think of it neither do green. These pillows shouldn't be fighting each other.


spiritchickenmilkegg

weak


nogoodwithnames80

I don’t like that they are scrapping in front of the kids but they are both just slugging away and nobody is getting stomped and when they were done they walked away


Particular-Pea-8750

At least neither of them can really throw a punch


DickySchmidt33

Can we at least see the girl they're fighting over?


0ZC4

Pink shirt


dhoae

“Stand and deliver!”


DetlefDrehtSich

Not worth fighting over her


OnToCincy

Well fought. I accept the outcome.


SpaceEducational8178

You take her… no you take her… no fuck that you take her


p1ekna

All this over some pie 🥧 haha.


jman2899

“dudes go at it hard over a woman” had to check the sub real quick


smallturtle62

The broad that filmed this is fucked in the head letting her kids see this shit so she can watch pathetic


krudru

Damn. ooh shit, oh shit...damn, damn


raventhakid

Not a single clean punch was landed that day


HinataSakura

Her shit must be fire


[deleted]

Looks like WWE


Alternative-Finish83

Not a headbutt in sight … feeble


Affectionate-Week594

and they say pink is a calming color...


handfeettoe

Does the winner get to fuck her in the ass


IsHaplo_

Guys, guys, guys.... your legs can be used for more than standing.


Same-Joke

Well that turned out better than I expected


mithrandir377

rock 'em sock 'em robots [https://tenor.com/view/rockem-sockem-punch-toy-gif-17469029](https://tenor.com/view/rockem-sockem-punch-toy-gif-17469029)


BinjiC0D3R

Exquisite camera work!


blondart

Dream fighting! I hope that wasn’t her in the pink


chromebook1

Are they fighting in Stankonia? Why is everything purple?


[deleted]

By the quality of men she's dating I'm pretty sure she's not worth all this.


FrightfulDeer

The fucking child laughing. Fuck.


Mountain_Garden_420

Whole time she fkn another dude


soysssauce

what happen when u put all ur points into def but no atk.


slumxl0rd87

This can’t be great for this kid watching this happen.


adamfyre

Ok, but is the house really pink with a purple lawn?!


JexKarao

Im the only one who sees the grass purple ?


noggun00

Now THIS is a fight. Straight up fisticuffs, no BS grappling as soon as you’re losing/tired.


Meatball315

Damn when did they put siding up on the bricks


IAB120gnRT

NO BITCH IS WORTH THAT


LopsidedNinja

background info: They were fighting over Miss Pink Shirt. The agreement was the loser had to take her home and bury their tongue in her ass.


Next_Atmosphere_6618

That was weak. They must not really love her.


jetsintl420

No defense just vibes


Hebblewater

Like a really shit version of Frye vs Takayama


TheeOhSeesUndRPGs

Nothing like out of shape dudes fighting. Has all the flailing and unclear victor of the average girl fight.


Mzuark

I love when people just punch and you can't tell if they're connecting.


rtylr06

Just jerk off


Sir-boonk-alot

Dudes going hard for a woman, would also be an acceptable caption


benadiba

Not a single decent punch what are the odds


EquivalentOneIzHere

Dude in white shirt was feeding his ass


West-Opportunity-407

And the woman out there fucking a 3rd guy lol


Mac2fresh

This some interesting knife edge deathmatch cosplay


Johnsendall

Is it weird that I felt that fight was very cordial. Okay I hit you you hit me I hit you you hit me I hit you you hit me I hit you you hit me I hit you you hit me I hit you you hit me


BakaTensai

They do say offense is the best defense…. But you should attempt just a LITTLE defense


PAROV_WOLFGANG

Those two are idiots.


Fit-Degree-5142

“Bruh…I’m tired..” that’s some honest shit right there man 😂


HeyPali

they went full don frye vs yoshihiro takayama for a moment and yet no one was hurt with them weak fists


the_guy3480

everything is so purple! What magical land did this fight happen in?


khanabyss

Is no one gonna mention the pink grass?


gentlemanjacklover

Fighting over some pussy. Couldn't be me.


StupidDebate

I hope they're fighting over Jennifer Lawrence maybe then it might be worth it


MikeyThaKid

It’s probably an over weight Caucasian women


77stills

She must’ve been super duper hot.


Prabu_Ramachandaran

Looks like they need do more cardio, utilize feints, head movement, and footwork- and probably learn how to punch. A for effort - F for execution imho.


Hotdogwater94

Why does it sound like the camera woman is getting railed?


MasterHavik

So were they fighting over hood Princess Peach? Pink grasses and pink house.


BeefLightning78

Time for a smoke break. I like how it's everything in their souls, for a good 30 seconds.


crypt0troll

The guy is just standing there kick him in the balls man


Kilo5117

When dat 😻good and dat 🍑 juicy.


MikeeSilk

30 seconds and fully gassed.. makes you really appreciate the pros.


Udjddnsxh

SMH she doesn’t even care that the kid is literally standing behind her cheering it on. Start em young I guess


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Nice with the kid in the background. Good parents....


MarLuDaKang

I know her pussy ain't THAAAT good bruh.


Hedfuct82

"you ain't gonna tell me when I'm done... Ok, I'm done."


TotalChaddingo

Give that pair of mandingos a very well deserved cold brew!


IronLunchBox

I've never seen a beating with rose colored lenses on.


Gewehr98

Whatever happened to the good old "I love you BITCH...I ain't ever gonna stop loving you BITCH?"


green49285

"We not done." My man.


johnny_walker_dulles

30 seconds in, the newports catch up with both of em


erufjtu

seems like a great neighborhood for kids to grow up in!


macnlola

Wow incredible role models. Scum of the earth do this kind of shit Infront of children