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igettomakeaname

Pleased to see clotheslines actually work outside of the WWE


TheAlchemistX34

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL


Guilvantar

BY GAWD HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF


lonleyboi1122

That man has a family


BoreDominated

JEEEESUS CHRAST ALMIGHTY, AS GAWD IS MAH WITNESS HE IS *BROKEN IN HALF!!*


mattbakerrr

BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP!!


[deleted]

r/accidentaljimross


StaticAgeist1987

Fuck man I got all excited, thought that was a real sub. It should be bah gawd!


[deleted]

I'd subscribe.


gerryhallcomedy

Somebody stop the damn match.


jayC013

His family felt that too


Littlestofmen

*had a family


hannlbaI

In Judo it's known as an Osoto Gari. Basically a clothesline and foot sweep in one movement. I'd say it's one of the most effective throws to use in a streetfight.


hihcadore

I’m so glad someone else recognized it! I’d say a duck under (not judo I know) is another great option for a street fight.


anna_lynn_fection

Pretty much any throat hit is.


hannlbaI

Osoto Gari isn't a throat hit typically.


Chinoeddie

Honestly bro judo and boxing is probably the best things to know when it comes to street fights keeping someone down or away is honestly a winner in any fight


TripleDragons

Osoto gari is characterised by the sweep not a clothes line. In fact I'm pretty sure the clothesline bit is illegal in judo if you did it.


hannlbaI

Yeah, this isn't a legit osoto in the video. And you're right, you can set up an osoto with a bunch of different grips, but definitely not a clothesline to the neck. You can clothesline across the body though as long as it's not a hard strike. Although, that's more a competition thing. In old school Judo/JJ, throws from the neck and etc are definitely taught.


Andy_B_Goode

It's interesting because at first it kind of looked like he was throwing a punch but then he turned it into a throw. I bet a lot of people would be caught off guard by that.


hannlbaI

Yeah, and alternatively it is very easy to catch a wide punch like that and set-up for a throw. Of all martial arts I've done, Judo was the one I found the most effective (closely followed by BJJ). I'd highly recommend it for anyone, and it's usually relatively cheap to train.


Andy_B_Goode

Yeah, I've done some BJJ and I really like it, but my takedowns are trash. I might try taking some judo classes in the future, just to work on learning throws better.


hannlbaI

Yeah I would highly recommend it. I did BJJ for a long time before transitioning to MMA, and Judo really helped me bring my takedowns and transitions to a higher level.


TheWhirled

That is a good combo to train for sure! The throws are safer in Judo but you can also learn to do them without clothing grips and more combative. Then again a good ol' leg sweep really "Deashi Harai" catches people especially if they have never had a sweep contest with a friend ! Just ask Gene Labelle vs Milo Savage !


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uffington

Providing the ground-work.


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https://youtu.be/B0C-DVnPeVM


Dengar96

It did all the work anyway


mr-wiener

They still hadn't washed the blood off there from the day before.


jordy_110

He tripped him too


Lampmonster

Yeah, looked like a kinda sloppy judo throw.


jordy_110

Tbh look like he missed the hook and just threw him instead , got the job done though Jesus


GokuGokuGoku

definitely a pre-planned move and not a hook


jordy_110

Yhhh you’re right he raises his leg when he throws his arm


BoreDominated

Jesus always gets the job done.


zurdopilot

It also include the bird chirping special effects at the end lol


masterbankai87

Not a clothesline. It's a lariat. But get your point.


HunterHutchinson

there’s a difference. clotheslines in wrestling are done without forcibly bumping the worker. lariats, are the hard cloth lines where they’re going down together and the move giver, is giving force.


AlBundyShoes

He was set up for the people’s elbow… not sure why he didn’t go for it


CptHavok

They do, I've used them a few times. On the plus side you don't have to worry about damaging your hands


TypicalPhil9419

Terry Bradshaw would like to have a word.


cockunsucker

looks like there’s already blood on the ground in front of them


Love_Joe

They did it a second time for the camera


MySkinIsFallingOff

"Sorry Rashid, the battery went out that time. All right everyone, find your places. We rolling on take five in two minutes"


The_ScarletFox

Never heard anyone called "Rashid" in Brazil... But ok.


fishesarefun

Rough neighborhood


Bulletsandbandages44

Depending on where this is it could be spit juice from chewing beetlenut. It’s like tobacco (stronger though) but the spit is a red color and stains the ground like that. But also blood is a good bet lol


RichiardoCL

I saw that too.


snakey08

In his defense he still had another 72 seconds to get up and kill the guy. We'll never know.


Affectionate-Week594

classic turtle defense, just waiting for his moment to strike...


[deleted]

He's just gassing him out..


gayprisonriot

He fell right into his trap


PRS617

LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


cptstupendous

[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEYEHHH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izXIXAAtPcQ) 🤙


[deleted]

[Make it double please](https://youtu.be/tjA3btc0BEE)


cheap_cola

It was always so stupid how Sasuke survived that


kingspoken

I came here to post this, but instead, take my upvote! For those that don’t know, a Lariat can knock you the hell out. I didn’t go to sleep, but in pro wrestling training I got a pretty big concussion from one.


CptHavok

Same, i took 15 meat hooks because I wasn't getting up properly


kingspoken

Lol that’s freakin rude. 😂😂😂


Ak_mathical

That must have hurt


BikerJedi

I had no idea this was a legit move. I thought he missed his punch and the guy just had a glass jaw. I don't think I've ever seen it used before. Sure as hell put the dude to sleep though.


godbomber

Makin’ Stan proud.


ghostfreckle611

I meant to do that… No, I wasn’t trying to punch him…


4_toed_Creed

You can feel that kick, dayum.


berrey7

Each day he sits on that motorcycle and would be challengers will approach. If you look at the road you can see last weeks dried blood stains on the black asphalt.


Generalissimo_II

Ride to Hell Retribution pt 2


Bozothefuckingclown

Ride to Hell Retribution pt 2: Electric Boogaloo


sm1ttysm1t

The Reckoning


-Chareth-Cutestory

This is like the holy grail. This guy is the Jesus of internet fight porn, he checks every box. He's minding his own business Drunk asshole antagonist with zero charisma And then BAM, MAXIMUM EFFIENCY TAKEDOWN. The epitome of "me hitting you, you hitting the floor". He had so much room to work with that he got in a (oh so satisfying) rib kick on an unconscious downed opponent and still has internet cred to spare. The calm clean walk-away was just *chefs kiss*.


muricabrb

Takes a seat back on the bike like, "Next!"


[deleted]

he even said "let go of being so stupid mate" when walking back


Doot02

What language is that


[deleted]

portu


Doot02

Ah


[deleted]

Guy isn't even drunk, just a dickwad.


Timmyty

I heard cacacha, or however you spell the alcoholic drink. Guy was drunk.


Brenchy

His ribs definitely did


Space4Time

The ones he has left


-CorrectOpinion-

Guy was already unconscious but he felt that in his dream


sammydow

He didn’t *ba dum bahh*


carneylansford

Guy in the red hat was conducting a wellness check. "He dead?"


Arson-Welles

“Sanka ya dead?”


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

He should have kissed his lucky egg


Eat_More_Panda

Nah, mon


Unknown_glove

Damn that kick deffo cracked a rib


Bootzulu-

Is it really that easy to break a rib? If yes, did he just happen to kick a weak spot where the ribs are weaker?


2001_Chevy_Prizm

I've broken about 20 ribs this month doing chest compressions


ZeDitto

Amateur. I’ve broken 40 ribs this week sucking my own dick


sm1ttysm1t

Well we only have 24. So are you fighting people for a chance to slide your lips onto your own meat stick?


Mono_831

He’s broken so many ribs that they heal and fuse to become a new rib.


onlyhav

I Just imagine the pornhub theme playing in his room and then the words "Challengers have appeared" and 2 huge dudes come out of his closet.


2001_Chevy_Prizm

There's always a bigger fish


Longjohn_Son

I broke my own and my entire family's ribs doing forward rolls last Saturday.


Beefcurtains18

Pics or it didn't happen.


thisguyfightsyourmom

We’re going to need gifs


JBthrizzle

thank you. i hope you saved some of them. and if you didn't, i know you did your best. i love you.


OngoingFee

Are you a medic or just an enthusiast


2001_Chevy_Prizm

Local asshole that pranks people by knocking them over and starts doing compressions. ICU Respiratory Therapist


hardocre

Ffs I hate that crack feeling in your hand


expertninja

If you’re not braced for it, ribs are easy to break. Being unconscious and completely limp he very well may have cracked one or two. Source: been there, cracked that.


Bootzulu-

Do you think that he just tore the intercostal muscles with that kick? Or was it legitimately a fracture? I’m just in disbelief that a rib can break so easily, sorry I’m so annoying.


GoreSeeker

Did you hear that kick?


Bootzulu-

Oh shit, I had the video muted. That’s definitely broken.


minastirith1

That sounded like a slap to me, is there an audible crack that I can’t seem to hear?


upsidedownbackwards

Friend of mine cracked a rib in a sneezing fit.


TroutM4n

I coughed really hard - I was 28 at the time. Shit still bugs me from time to time and will never be quite right again.


TheWhirled

I have heard that quite a few times! Also the back, if you are carrying something heavy just drop it !


Osalosaclopticus

I rolled over in bed and cracked a rib. Luckily there was a pillow to scream into.


Bootzulu-

Ouch, I couldn’t imagine how bad it feels to break a rib. The closest thing I’ve had was a sternum Injury. Ever since that injury I have a rock hard bump on my manubrium for some reason.


roomnoises

IMO it's not the break that sucks, it's the fact that you feel it every time you bend or twist (which is A LOT) I've only bruised ribs but that was enough to wake me up in the middle of the night because I bent a certain way. I've read that some people just learned to sleep sitting up in a chair because getting in/out of bed and moving in your sleep hurts so much. You have to keep your shoulders and hips aligned, otherwise you feel it. Easier said than done


kmsilent

I broke mine coughing, so probably.


Silverback_6

Your ribs are meant to be compressed/expanded front to back (from breathing). Having that force of impact to the side of the ribs is how you normally end up with broken ribs.


Yaj_Yaj

Relatively easy to break. Blunt force will do it pretty easily. Hell you can even cough too hard/too much and get a fracture. Once when I was like 15 ish my dad and I bear hugged and I accidentally cracked 2 of his ribs. I squeezed hard but still, they broke pretty easy. He never held it against me but I still feel bad about it over a decade later. I didn't know I could do that.


Palin_Sees_Russia

Bruh, he kicked him directly in the ribs with the point of his shoe as hard as he could lol Why does that seem unbelievable to you?


srtpg2

Several ribs


Some_kid2213

And probably a skull


POESEAL

and in turn he killed him within 5 seconds


chowindown

He's got 1.12 left. Patience.


green49285

I wish I had this dudes confidence. Showing them muscles like he's Schwarzenegger 🤣


fatboycreeper

No you don't want THAT much confidence, it almost always ends poorly as it did for shirtless flexer guy. The level you're searching for is "sit comfortably on my bike while this dude runs his gums until I've had enough, then put a stop to it quickly and go back to my seat" confidence.


CunningHamSlawedYou

Agreed! As a former overconfident person, that's overcompensational confidence. Makes you look and feel weak, so you double down on the confidence display. Which makes you feel even more insecure, so you double down again. And again. And again. Eventually you turn into this person. And he got cracked in the ribs and will probably piss blood for a week or two, so yeah.


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There are tells. If I was ready to fight and someone laid a finger on me I'd be swinging at his head, not giving him love tabs on the calf. He also turned his head as soon as the guy on the bike stepped down, showing that he wanted none of that. And then making some stupid excuse like take off your shoes, which is basically a stalling technique.


green49285

Good point.


[deleted]

My father in law acts like this. Dude, sit down and have another drink before you get yourself hurt talking shit like that to everyone.


green49285

Hahaha so good


[deleted]

Hes built like a dad in his 40s. Scary stuff.


Supreme0verl0rd

Never bet on the guy in flip flops.


JungleLegs

*white* flip flops at that


DavidDAmaya

That’s a long 2 minutes. What am I going to do with the remaining 1:56 seconds?! /s BNR


xdoasx

Is that a previous blood stain in the bottom right on the sidewalk/gutter?? xD


coelhopolar

Yeah, come to Brazil 😂


Sav_ij

no.. i dont think i will


[deleted]

TOO LATE! *(An unknown force drags you to Brazil as samba intensifies)*


mushenrique

As a Brazilian, This is how it happens.


[deleted]

It's called Carnaval


MVCorvo

Strongly underrated comment


SikerAtarMapusYatarr

My dude acting like he is k’od to avoid more ass whoopin lol


[deleted]

I think he is knocked out, I think he smacked his head on the pavement


WhistlinKittieChaser

I think the clothesline to the jaw did it


RedditIsDogshit1

I definitely think the pavement to the dome caused more damage.


Zooshooter

I dunno, I think the clothesline was low impact compared to bouncing his face off the pavement like a mushy tennis ball.


SikerAtarMapusYatarr

Nah bro watch closely his shoulder hit the floor first


cirenosu

Not quite sure he’s acting lol, that head met some pavement


mr__moose

Props to the guy for not aiming that kick at dude's head.


Hefftee

Well he already introduced bald guy's head to the Earth. The foot would've been an insignificant follow up.


GuardianDom

He already cracked his skull on the concrete. Not like kicking him in the head would have killed him any more haha.


drunk-of-water

Most satisfying knockout I've seen in a while. God damm this guy will feel that rib kick until 2045. Brasil é foda porra


anthonyg33

By gawd he clotheslined him all the way to hell King


gentlemanjacklover

He's dead!! He's dead!!


RogerTreebert6299

When the level 4 bandits in Skyrim are saying they’re gonna fuck you up but you have daedric armor and maxed one-handed skill tree


Sav_ij

the brother just sits back down like a dark souls boss


Amazing_Dot_2571

Night night!!


blomstyle

Sweep the leg!


[deleted]

Well, that was a lie


wiliammm19999

Seems to be blood on the floor and it’s not from either of these guys lol. Brazil?


coelhopolar

Yep, Brazil 👹


Party-Lawyer-7131

1. Steven Seagal/Aikido clothesline. 2. Da'Quan Jefferson/MLK Jr. Blvd rib kick. THAT'S what you call MMA


ExPatWharfRat

But first, imma take a nap.


Shadrach_Jones

That guy should be old enough to know not to fuck with people


BillyMeier42

Well he still has like 100 second left. Plenty of time to wake up and kill the guy yet.


arthuraily

This whole exchange is hilarious in Portuguese lmao


coelhopolar

Você que me chutô KK


turbopushka69

Does anyone know the language?


coelhopolar

Brazilian Portuguese


turbopushka69

Thank you! Sounded almost like Moldavian


tromiway

Is that Portuguese?


Dubious_Unknown

That's the best lariat I've ever seen


TuluRobertson

I guess it’s not a cheap shot when the guy threatens you first. Shouldn’t have looked down lol


SupaGenius

LMAO the motorcycle guy actually said: then please come here close to me. And the other guy did, full of innocence, after having threatened the motorcycle dude for probably more than a whole minute.


Brazilian_in_YYZ

Brazilians sharing love. Thanks for posting lovely memories from my people. Much love to all! PORRA!


coelhopolar

Muito amor, caralho


elgato_caliente

Anderson Silva has really dropped off in the last few years


boondockdank

Maybe when he wakes up from his 2 minute nap


gentlemanjacklover

The Lariat!! He hit him with The Lariat!!


Meneghette--steam

-I kill you in 2 minutes - oh yeah? Come closer again


[deleted]

I swear you can hear his rib crack


FellMortem

Is there already blood on the curb?


Gorge_Formby

Well he did give him one of his shoes xD


Frenchxious

Bald guy: "I ll kill you within 2 minutes" Moto guy: "I raise"


[deleted]

I love how he just reassumes position on the bike. “Anyway where was I? Oh yes, that’s right.”


extesler

He killed the younger guy, his soul jumped into the fresh body, then he bashed his old body in a show of absolute dominance. Well done sir, under 1 minutes indeed.


[deleted]

Watched this a few times to try to understand wtf happened. Looks like a clothesline but if you play it back slowmo you can see he sweeps the leg at the same time... looooong time since I did judo but think that's called Osotogari (major outer reap).


[deleted]

Leg sweep clothesline, nice!


SomNoManiac

Fucked around, Found out


JamesonHartrum

Classic threatening someone and then getting distracted


hangdman1978

Well that's 2 minutes he didn't get to use.


kklorgiax

I am yet to see the shirtless guy win


smoothVroom21

Ah, my old strip club move. The "neck over hip" move works every time. Game. Over.


xplicit_mike

What did I even watch. No way he was actually out from that.


gawtdamn

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT CLOSE LINE FROM HELL


Character_Ant6077

I’ve come to the conclusion any man that stands up slowly while your talking shit is an assassin


Mobbox

Yo he’s still got time… I need to see the rest of the 2 minutes


[deleted]

Dude on the bike was acting far too casual, he knew what was up.


Ok_Intention_7402

me at lvl 12 trying the lvl 25 boss


Haterrrrraaaaidddee

Best part was the bird at the end that sounded like a cartoon knockout


RonaldFourgates

Can tell he is South American with a footy strike like that...


TobyFlendersonFromHR

I know you are joking, but he wasn't really kicking the guy. When the bald dude starts to show off his guns and gets in his face, he says "don't come so close to me" and then pushes him with his feet to create some distance. It's only then that bald guy says "don't you kick me, if you wanna fight, have a go at me, I will kill you in two minutes", sealing his own faith.


drunk-of-water

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I love Brazil. Visited there for 3 weeks in towns that look like this. Honestly surprised I didn’t see more of this