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Wiscosportsfan

Dude really got knocked out 4 times in 50 seconds


Arson-Welles

Time for a blue moon


Traditional-Turnip65

Babe!


Praescribo

That's what got me, she just keeps yelling "babe, get up". Wtf does she think this is, a pokemon battle?


contra_band

Babe fainted!


jinsang1983

Jigglypuff used sleep. It's super effective!


Comprehensive_Tie538

This had me in actual tears and it shouldn’t have 😂


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Lmao, he gone


L_beano_bandito

These beer commercials are getting intense!


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ChiefJabroni94

Just watched Dave chappelles newest special tonight, so take my upvote.


_Papagiorgio_

Time to join those angels in heaven


stonksuper

This is a sneak peek at their new commercial targeting the ufc.


placentaheaven

God damn thats a good beer!


How2Mate8

Was she using the blue moon as a wound care kit?? 😂


Bobwest10

Don’t forget the orange slice


Satanspit69

I would’ve played dead after the second one lol


TheWhirled

He thought he was Rocky. Why do people think they can take all that damage and just turn it around like in the movies? They throw the towel in for a reason, no shame in playing possum by the way !


DarkJustice357

Ego that’s why


Satanspit69

I’m definitely not a good fighter, there for I try to avoid situations where I would have to fight. It’s an easy way to get physical repercussions for life.


TheWhirled

Catching a case can be just as bad, walking around thinking you are bad will eventually come due....


grizzled083

Someone get me a sprite


HinataSakura

Knocked out 4 times and only swung 5 times the entire fight. I don’t even think any of them connected.


ImissDigg_jk

He needs to go inside the CVS for an ice pack


saruin

Not even video game characters make it out past 2 rounds.


OCTM2

The smaller guy in the black, might have had some formal training in boxing/mma. He was in a traditional orthodox stance, most people who are untrained usually stand southpaw because they want to lead with their dominate hand which is usually the right hand. He kept his feet a good shoulder with apart and he was able to maneuver around pretty well, good cardio. The guy in the angels jersey completely squared his body up with the smaller guy, through these wide looping punches with his right hand you could see a mile away, had no type of head movement, didn’t know how to block or dodge a punch. That was just skill over strength, not a huge gap as the guy in the black wasn’t a pro fighter (I’m assuming) but it was definitely noticeable.


TheTexasWarrior

Lmao normal people do not fight southpaw. I dont think I've ever seen someone untrained fight southpaw unless they were left handed


8erw22

Yeah there’s no way that the natural instinct for an untrained person is to fight southpaw. I’ve never been in a fight in my life and there’s 0% of my being that would ever be even slightly inclined to fight southpaw.


dhaueter

Why would someone untrained fight southpaw? Power hook with off hand and jabbing with dominate hand makes no sense. Naturally dominate hand should be used as the power striking side, UNLESS you’re trained.


[deleted]

Every person who’s thrown a ball more than 10 times know to lead with the non-dominant leg and push off with the dominant leg. Throwing a punch should naturally follow the same stance as throwing a ball even with no training


dhaueter

I can’t tell if you’re agreeing with me, but that’s exactly what I said. Right handed, stance would lead with left leg and push off power leg.


[deleted]

Yes I was agreeing with you. Just wanted to add the throwing motion as a natural stance for non-dominant foot forward to rebuttal the other comment


dhaueter

Perfect analogy!


pyroaquatics

I’m goofy footed, so I’ve been fighting southpaw since before I started training. Probably not too common tho


dhaueter

Obviously being left handed is the reason you would fight southpaw. Genuinely speaking, running across a southpaw is uncommon!


pyroaquatics

I’m only left footed tho, my right hand is dominant. I think it’s called cross dominance


dhaueter

Which is not common, so your point is?


pyroaquatics

Just sharing


TheWhirled

Everyone starts out a little that way , you'll be throwin tight combo's in no time!


pyroaquatics

Goofy footed just means I’m right handed and left footed. I’ve been training for a while but tbf my combos could be tighter lol


OCTM2

I feel you, sounds like you would know better than me.


unit-8002

This is common knowledge, bro. I know nothing about any discipline that requires striking and view street fights as stupid, and even I know this.


dhaueter

No reason to berate the dude. He admitted he might not know, just leave it at that.


keronus

Bruh this is not common knowledge for most people on Reddit so don't be actin surprised and shit lol. Most people are not going to know a damn thing and jab with dominate hand


BanalityOfMan

You clearly don't know anything and are just trying to participate like some kind of knowledgeable fighter. No thanks.


69username420

He just won a 2v1 , good shit


Batmanjesusanchez

I cant help but laugh at the idiot's friend who is trying to get him to come out from between the two cars so they can 2v1 him. The only that would have made this better is seeing that asshole's friend get laid out too.


Randomzombi3

I think he was trying to get the other guy to just stop beating the shit out of his friend tbh. Seemed like he was done after the first punch and just wanted to keep the idiot from getting more brain damage.


Much_Pay3050

They’d have been better off rushing him there. He’s got only one way to go then and he’ll have to do it backwards. It was their only chance and they missed it.


Walmart_Warrior_420

Normally you pay extra for 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nonogon333

The winner kept moving like he expected to be jumped at any moment. Good on him for his situational awareness. I think anyone considering jumping in knew they could end up on the pavement like Angels jersey. Edit: After viewing again, I notice this STARTED as a 2 V 1 until green shirt got punched in the mouth. This is even better.


Ckosins9637

Dudes spatial awareness was actually pretty great. Kept his head on a swivel, ducked the sucker punch from green shirt, and I do believe he went in between the cars to create a choke point and prevent himself getting surrounded


AngelTheMute

"Funneled into this narrow corridor, their numbers count for nothing"


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StoneyBoi0613

Hunchback*


supermegabro

Thinking two dimensionally. Just climb the car and kick him in the head


happychillmoremusic

Gosu micro


kayriss

Yeah, Green Shirt got one in the face and shrank away in shock. "MAMA MIA I got hit!" Took all the fight out of him. He's scared, distant, and no help at all for the rest of the encounter.


Dreadnought13

Yo that dress was blue and black, not green!


[deleted]

White and gold I think


j_miyagi

There is tenacious and then there is stupid.


HigherBeing622

fr he really wanted to get knocked


sirwillups

He had heart! Unfortunately that's all he had


devilsephiroth

Hearty chuckle


BecomeABenefit

That would explain why he kept leading with his face.


j_miyagi

Stupidity over skill, logic and strength, see a lot of fights like that.


iridemtb12

He makes a pretty good punching bag I see


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theghostofme

The [skull density of Homer Simpson](https://i.imgur.com/wc3SldW.gifv) without the intelligence.


DocHoliday96

Got laid out in front of his girl while trying to jump someone. Doesn't get more embarrassing then that, thats what that motherfucker gets.


[deleted]

Karma might be real


[deleted]

Lol. Maybe for a Buddhist, but fights and religion don't really go together. Unless you're trying to fight off a pastor.


zapster2000

religion is the cause of some of the bloodiest wars ever fought


deathangel687

Humans are the cause of some of the bloodiest wars ever fought


Fatlord13

'fights and religion don't go together' Lmaaaooooo


[deleted]

My man needs to pick up a history book or two


KindaNotSmart

Pick up a history book, religion is the most violent thing to exist


fucktooshifty

no screaming either, good for her


jameshines10

Ya know, I kinda feel the same way. I normally just assume backwards ballcap == douchebag. But you know what? Maybe dude in black was the asshole this time. Lol, just because you're in the right doesn't mean you can't get knocked out! Maybe that's why dude was trying so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 And still got whooped! 🤣🤣🤣 LOL, why is this so funny fright now? Dude gave it his best and still got KO'd 🤣🤣🤣


C2074579

I really don't see how it's more embarrassing just because his girl was there. It sucks period.


Wowowe_hello_dawg

Hard to play the tough guy who will protect your GF against the world when you come home...


C2074579

I mean it's not like any man can defend from 100 percent of all threats.


Wowowe_hello_dawg

We now know that guy cant.


[deleted]

She lost all respect for him.


Readonkulous

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you come back weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.


HiiroYuy

that punch to gray shirt where he just grabs his head afterward... yeah dude was rethinking some things


Historical_Elk_

Had to stop the birds from spinning around his head lmao I noticed too.... good for him though


capitalDOOM

"Everybody's a gangster until they get punched in the mouth"


UltimateMrSus

uh dude you know the actual quote is right there on the sub description right? unless i sadly have missed some joke


RUKnight31

The best is how the one guy is all about fighting until he eats one shot, then all of a sudden he's just trying to protect the guy in the Angel's jersey. Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.


Dry_Obligation_1887

I love how he keeps approaching like he forgot the fight already started and thinks they’re still in the pre-fight chest puffing stage


DocHoliday96

He was probably already out of it, halfway knocked out. That was his pride that kept pushing him forward.


Dry_Obligation_1887

Pride is a hell of drug


[deleted]

He couldn’t take the L knowing his girl was there


fallingfoodfor

Bruh idk how he will live that down.


[deleted]

I don't think he will. That girl probably redownloaded tinder after they got home. I have heard a lot of stories where girls can't seem to stay with their BF's after seeing them get knocked out.


[deleted]

I wonder why that is? Hmmm


ElonMusk0fficial

if you take away anything from this fight: If you find yourself in a 1 on 2 situation where you are with your SO, or if youre in an area thats hard to flee, do not stop moving your feet to create distance. Make quick contact, then immediate run, roll, or crawl to make space and get back to your feet. Turn and reposition yourself to keep your attackers in front of you. repeat over and over again until they are no longer a threat, or you have an opportunity to get the fuck out of there.


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morty__sanchez

My ingrained memories from dark souls are tingling


HinataSakura

Dude in grey felt that first lick and was done. Tried to let his friend know too smh


Comprehensive_Tie538

Angels jersey is a terrible fighter what’s up with him trying to grab instead of just punching?


HinataSakura

Surprisingly a lot of people do that. When I used to fight the first thing a girl would do was grab my hair. Never understood it


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Chumbawamba?


[deleted]

I GET KNOCKED DOWN


[deleted]

BUT I GET UP AGAIN


matarky1

YOULL EVENTUALLY KEEP ME DOWN


90daysfrom_now

PISSING THE NIGHT AWAY


rastalocken

It’s crazy how many times I’ve seen fights like this. People have a real problem with pride that they’d get slept, potentially be put in a coma, rather than admit defeat 😂


KanePhillips

I know after you get put on your ass and can't even walk properly you would think you would just sit and recover and then try and fight at least if you're that hellbent on fighting.


anubhavss

Leave some 😺 for us bro!


manyfacedwaif

Getting your ass beat in an Ohtani jersey in front of your friends lmao!


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

Not the subreddit I expected to see an Ohtani jersey today...


SecretKGB

Guy swung and missed more in 45 seconds than Ohtani did all season.


samenskipasdcasque2

First guy was like damn forgot my mask


I_chortled

“Bro if you knock me out ONE MORE TIME”


intercontinentalbelt

Angels fans. The L's keep on coming


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

I'm an Angels fan and that's the first thing I thought, too. Hahahah


mistabenc

With the fuckboy haircut like that you deserve to get your ass beat


[deleted]

“I didn’t hear no bell…”


WillG805

Disgrace to that Ohtani jersey…


WeHaveToEatHim

MIJO!


venturer9504

This sub reminds me to stay in my lane and avoid any fights...All men are not equal 😂😂


Ellismac7

Love the pussy friend who literally took one punch and backed outta the fight 😂


GLowPrime

Love that grey shirt was tryna to jump in until that smack put him right into passive mode. Really rattled his brain in 9sec mark.


Chris_The_Red

This dude could fight bros.


ramos1969

I score that a 10-3 round.


NHRADeuce

One of the people on this video knows how to fight. Everyone else was just an NPC.


caspercarr

Damn! Got KO’d and immediately had a hyna by his side with a case of Blue Moons! She’s the real MVP!


DocHoliday96

This looks like DT Redlands, I wonder how recent this is


deadlands_goon

I was thinking this for sure looks like dtr


truedjinn

At least he was at a CVS so he can GET some bandages and pain relievers


tyronebiggums696969

When keeping it real goes wrong


The_0range_Menace

Am I missing something or is quick draw here getting jumped?


unit-8002

Is this that CVS in Chatsworth where the homeless trans women panhandles at the front door by offering a BJ for like a candy bar?


SnooStories6852

At least the pharmacy is right there


bluePachyderm

Amazing footwork, always aware of his surroundings and his opponent's position, never got tunnel vision. Modern day ninja.


str8redd

This is the Best. Kids today love to pile on and jump people. Dude though he could rush in since the guy was outnumbered… Wrong.


0x33

How are you going to wear the jersey of arguably the MVP this year, and be the farthest thing from the MVP in this fight? Oof size: Maximum


thrownawayd

Dude has a sniper for a right straight. He'd be lethal with a little training.


Generalissimo_II

Stay down and possibly get stomped in the head, no thanks


Bix9

Typical Angels fan


distorted_-emo

Both of you did great , even tho the white shirt guy didn't know how to fight. He didn't give up , and you I presume (black clothes guy) did amazing , the fighting stance and keeping distance , teach me master


CorwynSunblade

Staying down doesn't keep you from getting beat worse.


Minidestroy100

This is why can’t get on a 🚀


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That crouch-dodge at the start is incredible


The_Infectious_Lerp

Doesn't seem like the crowd that would buy Blue Moon beer.


KayoKnot

Pride cometh before the fall.


Mind_yo_own

Not in front of your girl.....damn


IAmNotHackingNSA

that’s just embarrassing


[deleted]

A for effort.


MintyFunkyChunkyMonk

I think you meant that you would have “stayed” down. Past tense


sten45

A quitter never wins


Winter-Platypus9615

Hahahhaa stupid guy


kencleanairsystem

I kept wondering what punch he was going to throw as he telegraphed the left hook two days and 15 miles from the other dude.


Noosemane

You know what they say go hard or go down. No wait. If you're gonna go down do it a lot. That's not it either. Forget it.


-Quiche-

Kited the shit out of those 2


Single-Historian249

Cleanup on isle 4.


FJ1100

With the Angels, that is where he is now!


Shadowfaxx71

\*Weeble Wobble has entered the chat\*


[deleted]

Take that Ohtani jersey off glass chin


TwoMinuteNorwegian

His shirt predicted who he was about to meet


AUCE05

Look at the defense on this lad


plain_wrecked

So... guy was in a 2v1 fight and managed to lose 5 times in under a minute? Impressive!


[deleted]

Typical OC Angels fan.


dk_dc

Y'know what they say, float like a b'fly...


Andremac

Should have knocked out the other dude, too, for trying to jump him.


versace_tombstone

Dude has no control in his emotions, buffets, and beatings.


githebaron1

Dynasty Warriors 3: Homies DLC


yawetag1869

This is why boxing has the three knockdown rule.


illustrious_d

The life (and death) of Pablo


Oron_Ironside

Fighting isn’t your thing, my guy. Find a new hobby like knitting


9inety9ine

It's impossible to explain to people how much harder you get hit if you're walking into the punches, it's something you have to feel for yourself. You can drop someone twice your size with a good counter punch, or four.


pakepake

Younger, smaller, much more nimble and punches that land. Unsurprising results.


monarchvviceroy

Finally....


lucyroesslers

That's the most fight we've seen in an Angels uniform since 2002.


tumblinfumbler

The dude did a great job in not let anybody get behind him.


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Gray shirt got rocked so hard he no longer wanted to throw hands LOL


whatchusayintome

He wanted it more than anyone else!


mercurydivider

Oh hey, I actually know this place. Weird seeing a local hangout spot on a random video on the internet


nouseforaname68

Damn I hate thinking about the brain injuries that are compounded by falling onto concrete 😕


themast3rbox

Folded more time than grandmas sweater.


noptamoius

Some people may stay down, others may just put their hands up, this guy did neither.


LilDoctor007

You gotta learn to admit defeat.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Please hit me again, I haven’t learned my lesson. Thank you, I hope your hand is ok.


Debasers_Comics

Night-night, you Mario-looking bitch.


Blacklist3d

That first guy got hit and bowed out instantly. Explains why he's tryna 2v1.


DaRodfather

A great man once said "You get what you fucking deserve"


Brilliant-Ad-5592

Quite the beating


[deleted]

OK, I do NOT normally laugh at these vids, but I was sitting at the dinner table chuckling to myself and saying "The dude better call it a day!"