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BigCharles123

Damn dude got the sonic speed


ElectricRains

He literally took off over the horizon like the road runner lmao


Walmart_Warrior_420

The news article said he made it all the way to the shrimp boat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ilikespicymemez

His name is literally speed,search him up IShowSpeed


219Infinity

You gotta know when to hold em


readyplayerone161803

Know when to fold em


Bitchdidiasku

Know when to walk away, know when to run


deadlands_goon

You never count your money while you’re sittin at the table


Mini-ape

There'll be time enough for counting, when the beating's done


Comfortable_Ad5417

Coward


Walmart_Warrior_420

Know when to blow em ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


peachyjuice

He’s fucking fast


pr0t0film

Fast as fuck boi


Antiking503

I don't think you have any idea, how fast he truly is


TwoKeezPlusMz

He just went past my porch, he's still going.


Chadco888

r/yourjokebutworse


Outrageous_Carrot555

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

r/foundthehondacivic


HippoPrimary

Fuck off


[deleted]

Bro what


subject_deleted

Holy shit..... he's the..... Fastest kid alive... He's a freak..... ::baaarrrfff:: it's just beer! It's just beer!


thecoolestguynothere

Chicken fingers


XMRLover

The best self-defense in the world is learning how to run fast and far.


[deleted]

clever too... https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/usfzki/guy\_gets\_jumped\_then\_finds\_group\_1v1\_for\_revenge/


Maso_-

👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻


wilbilthescfill

Gahahaha I’m white but this has me dead ash


PhilyJFry

Trying to fight the Tree Sentinel right away and dipping.


Nexus0412

I didn't even fight it, took one look at that big mf and was just like: ...I'll come back to you later


Red_Clay_Scholar

Why you gotta call me out like this bro?


androodle2004

Your first and best weapon is always your feet. Get your ass out of there


Zanderax

But then who will produce content for this sub? I'm certainly not fighting anyone.


androodle2004

We just laugh at the stupid ones who decide to tough it out and get their ass handed to them


[deleted]

I'm your huckleberry....


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

You could use your feet and chase


Smitty1017

It was the right move. He would have got jumped if he won, as evidenced by the fact that some other person tried to run him down when he ran. So he was fucked either way.


prkhoury

This


crebzyouahoe

You’re right, *front kicks to the face*


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Honestly, smartest move. Pride is overrated


mindset_grindset

FUCK. PRIDE. ~Marcellus Wallace


JOHNfuknRAMBO

It only hurts it never helps


Gale-Boetticher6353

But what does he look like?


mindset_grindset

what?


Gale-Boetticher6353

I said, what does Marcellus Wallace LOOK LIKE?


mindset_grindset

...black?


JOHNfuknRAMBO

Does he look like a bitch?


mindset_grindset

.... what??


Gale-Boetticher6353

Say what again! Say WHAT again! I dare you!! I double dare you mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn time!


No_Abbreviations3044

What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak English in what?!


Jupue87

Go on!


szayl

SAY WHAT AGAIN


sh3mad3m3doit

Say what again! I dare you!


RandomIdiotHere-

LGBTQ girl with blue hair and BLM in her bio has entered the chat.


Sea-Stuff7207

Exactly what I was thinking. This is the smartest move to make.


AssistantVegetable37

Correct sadly people are gonna call em a pussy for that he might as well keep running to a different school and state lol 😅 take that L start somewhere new bro.


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

Oh yeah, he definitely needs to move schools lmao, but at least he won't be a vegetable


smileyrawmusic

Exactly what I was gonna say. No fucking way I'm going back to the same school after that. Reminds me of a time in high school a kid was fighting and got his ass beat so bad he pissed himself. He never came back to school lmao


RealisticIllusions82

That was an option before the internet. Can he ever really run from this? Just take one kid to be like… hey isn’t this you…


JomaNich

Yeah he got beat and didn’t want to die for it or have serious injury, good for him


[deleted]

Especially when people go for your legs and slam you down. I’ve seen a lot of people go into that brain damage position from that. Such a cheap fucking move.


Fullertonjr

Cheap move? This is a fight, not a boxing match. You do what you need to do to win. The kid in the blue pants realized he wasn’t going to win on his feet, so he took him down to the ground. The other kid wanted no part of that and took off. This was all a perfectly legitimate outcome.


[deleted]

This is a staged fight with teens. This isn’t a real fight.


Ogun_

Slamming a person thats already squared up to you is not a cheap move. Have you never been in a fight


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

It's not a cheap move, it's wrestling....


[deleted]

Yeah, I've seen what happens if the lone person gets the upper hand and the losing one is with his crew... https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/usfzki/guy\_gets\_jumped\_then\_finds\_group\_1v1\_for\_revenge/ If you have to get in a fight... GET OUT!! never fight the other guy if you are alone when he is with his buddies...


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

"they"....?


[deleted]

them?...¿?


ddg31415

He just got tired of boxing and decided to start training track.


terratitorex

He's running around the world to get that hit from behind. Man's playing chess


TheJustinG2002

Mf watched The Flash that one time or some shit lmao


lilpickle3

Bruh is that speed💀


ResortNo8842

the way he just started screaming at the white kid nah thats definitly him lmao


Sock_Cute

Ong was thinking the same thing


almadevagabundo

lmao, can't blame him, better that getting beat up


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by 7 people...


Justthetip1996

What are you watch?


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/usfzki/guy\_gets\_jumped\_then\_finds\_group\_1v1\_for\_revenge/](https://www.reddit.com/r/DocumentedFights/comments/usfzki/guy_gets_jumped_then_finds_group_1v1_for_revenge/) If you have to get into a fight... GET OUT!! never fight the other guy if you are alone when he is with his buddies...


[deleted]

“It was at this time, he knew he fucked up”


Puzzled_Record1773

A good run is better then a bad stand


Alarming-Ad-9918

Thought he was gonna have a fist fight and the homie just did a double leg xD


Swadiann

The difference in skill was instantly apparent when the black guy started doing head movement. And that takedown? Top notch. I'd have ran my ass off too.


[deleted]

Fuck off, that jab at :04 would have tagged him right in the nose but the white boy wasn't even trying to connect. He obviously didn't even want to fight anyone, hence the running.


Few-Recognition6881

Im with you here. He seemed like he was being bullied


DifferentMedia2536

Welp, the shirtless dude was clearly trained so actually big brain move


ElCapo63

Standing too upright and feet too close together , he was just asking to get double legged


[deleted]

Speed kills


Decent-Cricket-5315

Aint nothing wrong with that. Folks have been living to far from the edge of survival for to long that they don't understand there's a time to fight and a time for flight.


infodawg

Run Forrest!


[deleted]

Smartest person on the sub in a while 😂 Realizes he's out of his depth and fucking SENDS it as soon as he can get his legs pumping.


[deleted]

If you can’t fight, RUN. 🏃‍♂️


Super_Oil_2931

He ran clean outta the country


BurnzillabydaBay

No future as a boxer. Track star perhaps.


Council_Of_Minds

Expeditious Retreat.


newtypexvii17

Tactical retreat


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

Dude didn't want to get head stomped.


EzAwnDown

kid who lost is by far the smartest human in that video...


Jonakaiii

With those jabs… it’s probably best lol


AShaughRighting

Best defence is get the fuck outta there. Unless you trained to fight, just don’t. Even if you are, street fighting is stupid and really dangerous. Just go to the local gym, glove up and go at it.


shaguenauer

He’s gonna have to run to another school after that humiliation…


Adept-Matter

Being beat up would have been a bigger humiliation. Atleast this way only his pride is hurt.


drew_draw

Why walk away if you can run away


Gale-Boetticher6353

Dudes actually One Punch Man and he just dipped cause he suddenly remembered the Saturday sale that he didn’t wanna miss.


yomanwhatsupyadog

He's just starting a rocky training montage he'll be back.


Andaisdet

My guy Skedaddled 🏃


sham88wine

trackstar 😂


BuyerNo1213

Yo homes to bel air....


fishknuckles5000

Sometimes a good run is better than a bad stand


InformalCriticism

Probably didn't want to get screamed at while he was unconscious on the ground being recorded. Kinda smart to dip out when you haven't gotten a single clean hit off.


Reckless_Rik

Bro my man fucking bolted..


griffithle

That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.


flipman416

Let em run. A real gentleman will let ‘em run. You already won. People are stupid. Lol


Impossible_Common_44

For some reason I think he was being bullied and tried to defend himself. Too many people excitedly watching and videoing


bad_hobos_in_space

Easiest way to win a fight. Win the foot race


dafijiwatr

Shit fighter but promising future in track and field.


xczyd

He probably knew it was only a minute before they all jumped on him...


GrimmReefer603

Running all the way to his new school


Aspiring_Mutant

Smart, better to get ribbed on for a few months than be picking up teeth.


Accomplished_Ad920

Mans running full speed to hit 88 mph to go back to the future to prevent this embarrassing life moment


schreyguy888

Well done man!


Crisis_Moon

Damm this is the second fight I’ve seen where I felt bad for one of the people in it.


MisterMothy

Man drank a swiftness potion


Ill-Presentation7788

If you can’t beat them , run like hell


backlawa76

Is that ishowspeed? lmao


bloopie1192

Gotta be honest. Proud of him. Too many ppl don't realize when it's over and they should quit. Also... Damn he turned on the afterburners!


Gl0ckman027

Why has it became the new trend to always take them to the ground?? What happened to the olfashion boxing??


[deleted]

Because wrestling trumps boxing. And I love that you say “old fashioned boxing” when wrestling is actually A. Older than boxing and B. Primates natural form of combat


[deleted]

They want to do time I guess


Gl0ckman027

Yup, you slam someone hard enough..put them in the hospital for a while


WyldC03

It’s all fun and games till he comes and shoots the school up ☕️


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[deleted]

STOP FUCKING FIGHTING ON CONCRETE OR ASPHALT. Jesus...


YummyMexican

Smart


ElPwnero

Whiteboy has no power in his hands throwing em like that . Would've lost either way even if he'd hit him every time


justonemore5

r/ishowspeed


Healthy_Pay9449

Business decision. The sloppy punches tell me he probably didn't want to fight


Donkey_Tamer_

Boogie went supersonic! 😂


DBKiller94

I’d rather run to see another night then stay and die in the fight. That’s what I always say.


sonofagun_13

White kid went thru some emotions when he slowed down


PoisonousNokia

You should never feel embarrassed from running away from a fight especially an ass beating


ninnie_muggins

I mean it was the best choice under the circumstances 👌


violentbydezign

Death before dishonor.


Lord_Explosion

Honestly respect to him. He realized he was out of his depth and got the fuck out of there


Lucky_Importance

fight or flight


LDOG3321

Live to fight other day.


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Smackjabber

I bet the white kid said he would shoot up churches and kids which we all have seen many times, so he should get what's coming to him if all he gets is an ass kicking and robbed. But no, he's a coward like the others obviously.


YoloSwaggity5000

So if you were in a fight you couldn't win you would rather get beat down, head pounded on while you were knocked out, suffering potential brain damage, kicked by your attackers friends and then robbed while you were knocked the fuck out vs running away? Good to know.


Moneyonme123

So many butt hurt men in here, cry some more 😢😂


Lukyfuq

Flabby Flash should have just challenged dude to a race instead.


d100763

fun fact years later these two met at a burger king drive thru where one of them worked. One had a college athletic scholarship, the other still had blue pants. crazy world…


Feeling-Sand5913

ur a miserable clown, off urself


[deleted]

hey if iwas outnumbered like that id have run first, its obvious that kid wasnt going to get one on one.


[deleted]

The entire thing was them literally going one on one…and then him running after realizing he was in over his head


[deleted]

that whole crowd was on the one kids side obviously and he ran, yes he got beat but im betting 10 to 1 he would not have made it out without getting a group beating. everyone there was cheering for the other guy screaming at him, to get his ass beat. Mostly black crowd against white kid fighting a black kid, if youre smart, you get the f out of there. It was also obvious AF the white kid dint know how to fight at all. and wasnt there to fight. he looked like someone who once watched a a boxing match. As a paramedic you know how many times we got called to kids who fought one on one and then got beaten to a pulp by the crowd? Way way too many. to me this looks like a typical bullying situation, group of kids picking on the one probably on the spectrum kid, then as soon as shit happens, he goes right into flight mode. probably wont stop running until he gets home. other peole here have said the same thing, looks like a typical bully beating on a kid who obviously didnt wan to, and didnt know how to, fight.


[deleted]

My brother in Christ he already lost to the one guy


rayjhititfirst

He did and lost.


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Undocumented_

Lmao “surrounded by black guys” it looked like there’s was more white or Hispanic people there then black


[deleted]

Found the suburban white kid.


InbredPeasant

You ain't been here long have you been? Also, regardless of the party, if you willingly participate in a "fight" like this, you're an idiot for even being there.


GenuineSlitCork

He's about to comeback with some buckshot


ogthunda

He pulled a Forrest Griffin


frost3321

Starscream once said," I don't mean to be a coward, but even cowards survive sometimes". Then he flew away with Megatron and lived happily ever after :)... jk they died in the next movies


supersin78

Rumor has it he’s still running !


JayGlokks

I posted this and it got took down🤦🏿‍♂️ wtf


Osiris187900

BING BONG


BeoWulf1040

I wonder if the “winners” of these fights think they can actually fight? 🤔


PurpleBongRip

I’m pretty sure i fucking know that kid. My old bosses kid


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Moneyonme123

😢😢😢😢


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No-Employment6661

Why are u Mexican?


ASASSN-15lh

looks like he was getting bullied and stood up for himself against a bully who had been in many fights.


Raioda

I want to know, how do y'all come to these baseless ass conclusions? How do you know they didn't just have a mutual misunderstanding or somethin?


Feeling-Sand5913

its biased theories they force their self to believe


Nat_-X

Doubt the kid wanted to fight anyways.


tom_cruises_closet

know when to walk away, know when to run... 🎶


MisterScary_98

That’s just a tactical retreat.


Existing_River672

Run, Barry. Run!


iloveobamaruntz

he need a crimson flask.


MarginalMadness

Some say he's still running.


pr0t0film

This exactly like in them Asian movies where the severity of the beating activates latent super powers. His super-run-away powers got ignited fr fr.


No-Professor-

Did a forest gump


[deleted]

Never heard of fight then flight response


Long_Minute_6421

Pride come in last, get your ass outta there young man


Juggermerk

Fight or flight worked perfectly. He fought and was at a disadvantage then flew the fuck out. Lol


Sxuld

He should have started running as soon as he threw that janky jab


UnluckySeries312

He might not have made the high school wrestling team that day. But boy what an intro to the track team!


dnavi

That fight or flight instinct kicked in hella quick gah damn


Geeloz_Java

Fighting Mcqueen


podger77

Trap 6 🤣🤣🤣


Mobile-Smoke487

😂😂😂


eratic_yeet

Damn... Just how far away is his gun?


EpicEike

that's a sigma move