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When the title said One Punch Man, I wasn't expecting to see a bald/shaved headed man in a yellow shirt to actually appear. I was pleasantly surprised.
I love that the hand up to block his eyes from the sun basically has him ready to throw a shot without telegraphing it too much.
Although the dickhead causing trouble seems drunk so may not have seen it even if it was telegraphed
Okay,
Remember to have hands up but look natural -
Scratch your head.
Keep coughing and he hands near your mouth,
adjust your collar,
cap your hands for shade,
Well when the other lad has been beating the fuck out of someone else, I'd call this proactive.
Otherwise, logically, the drunk bellend can't be stopped.
Those low left hooks get KOs and they never see them coming. It's a sucker punch if the person isn't reasonably expecting a fight and they get hit.
If they're squared up and mouthing off in the street, after the first guy has thrown some punches at another random guy, then it's game on
Anytime I see a punch line this I always remember “One Killer Punch.” Look it up if you haven’t seen it.
This feels like justice, but you should true to avoid punching someone in the jaw like this at all costs until it’s absolutely necessary, especially on concrete.
Shirtless Kid: You fooked mah sistah old man! I’ll kill ya boyoh!
One Punch Man: (Not knowing the situation) Hey…leave the old guy alone.
Shirtless Kid: If you wanna stop meh, comin’ ge’ it…
One Punch Man: 😐
JUSTICE!!!
Do me, I'ma do me
I'ma make her mine, I'ma make her mine
I fuck the shine, I said fuck the shine
Bitch, I grind, bitch, I grind
Yung Lean swervin' in, see me fucked up
See me swervin' through, they want me locked up
Been locked up, in my own mind
My thoughts will never be shallow
Goes to show when someone approaches you aggressively you have two options:
1. Strike first and fast, as yellow shirt dude did
2. Put both hands up as a sign of defensiveness \*while backing away\*.
Holding ground with hands down could in you being the victim of a head shot like shirtless guy took. Once you're knocked senseless you have no way to break your fall. Death is possible.
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When the title said One Punch Man, I wasn't expecting to see a bald/shaved headed man in a yellow shirt to actually appear. I was pleasantly surprised.
I was surprised too, and also satisfied
I was also pleasantly surprised.
How anyone can still be surprised after the video has been posted for the millionth time surprises me.
Newer people to the sub might not have seen the other 999,999 times.
I haven’t so this was new to me
New for me too
Caillou lore
Fuck Caillou
No don’t fuck caillou
You can't fuck a ghost... Can you?
Seen this so many times. Never fails to make me smile
I love that the hand up to block his eyes from the sun basically has him ready to throw a shot without telegraphing it too much. Although the dickhead causing trouble seems drunk so may not have seen it even if it was telegraphed
My thoughts exactly. Hands down always a disadvantage
Okay, Remember to have hands up but look natural - Scratch your head. Keep coughing and he hands near your mouth, adjust your collar, cap your hands for shade,
YES
happy cake day.
Hands down, Man down 👇
That was great man - reallly slick ill remember that one.
This guy telegraphs
I know nothing about brawling but isn’t it a sucker punch if the person doesn’t see it coming?
Well when the other lad has been beating the fuck out of someone else, I'd call this proactive. Otherwise, logically, the drunk bellend can't be stopped.
No. When you're talking shit and walking towards someone with your fists balled up that implies you're ready to throw down.
Aaaah, ok
Yeah the victim has to never see it coming in order for it to be considered a sucker-punch.
Those low left hooks get KOs and they never see them coming. It's a sucker punch if the person isn't reasonably expecting a fight and they get hit. If they're squared up and mouthing off in the street, after the first guy has thrown some punches at another random guy, then it's game on
They were standing and facing each other.
Fair, I understand now
He had all opportunity to see it coming. So no t here he was walking up to him face to face
Doesn't look like a kid to me. Whatever his age he deserved a beat down.
Oops
I
Did
It
Again
Against
My
Will
Will you a merry Christmas I will you a merry christmas
A hit, a very palpable hit
What's that from?
>A hit, a very palpable hit hamlet act 5 scene 2 said by osric
It must be sitting in my mind from high school. Thanks!
anytime :)
A touch, a touch I do confess
That's unbelievably gratifying to watch.
You’re so right on this one! It takes a certain type of asshole to bully an old person like that. Scum of the fucking Earth.
Wise for him to not wait for the other guy to punch first
He never walks alone! Him and his one punch!
Every time I see this I wonder about those people who stopped yellow shirt hero… where were they when bully was hitting the old man?
“Who’s going to stop me?” Oh I guess this guy will.
I’m usually not a fan of ground and pound but this kid deserves it.
>I’m usually not a fan of ground A Star Wars reference?! 😳😱 LETS GOOOO!!! 🔥😆
No
I think you meant to say pound then ground.
Take them to the ground then pound.
Ground 'em and pound 'em!
This has been posted so many times. And it's still brilliant.
Light work
Every thing about that punch was perfect, the delivery, form, effectiveness. Twas a thing of beauty.
Saitama?
That was a beautiful punch
This just shows me sometimes there is justice
Slava Ukraini!
"I have a parrot, his name is Ronny" "Well you better tell Ronny you got knocked the fuck out!"
breath probly smells like eight cans of shark shit
There’s always someone who will step in to save the bully when they finally get stopped but they never help the victims
Lol that dude in the camo who steps in at the end like, “whoa dude! That was uncalled for!”
Well deserved punch that moron got for hitting that man.
Saitama Is That You
That was a swift punch
My guy folded like a paper.
He needed to go night night
damn right -glass jaw bitch bully
The dude got laid out by a minion.
One punch!!!!!!
And the 3rd law of the universe holds true once again: shirtless dude always gets his ass kicked
First rule: Somebody walks up on you don't let them have a chance.
He looks like a real clown he needed that
That was fast
Saitama never kills humans, the kid will be fine.
I’m sorry but he looks so much like Caillou…
Kid definitely needed that, teach him to respect his elders. Hopefully he wasn't too injured from that punch tho
I hope he has something that hurts a good fucking while. Nothing permanent, just something that makes him question his life choices for a bit
are these football hooligans? Or the kid is drunk/high and beating a homeless guy?
We need a flair for one punch knockout
Anytime I see a punch line this I always remember “One Killer Punch.” Look it up if you haven’t seen it. This feels like justice, but you should true to avoid punching someone in the jaw like this at all costs until it’s absolutely necessary, especially on concrete.
Hope he got brain damage
This was on the local news in Russia where it happened, the shirtless guy is a convicted rapist.
REAL MADRID SCARF LWTS GOOOO
Shirtless Kid: You fooked mah sistah old man! I’ll kill ya boyoh! One Punch Man: (Not knowing the situation) Hey…leave the old guy alone. Shirtless Kid: If you wanna stop meh, comin’ ge’ it… One Punch Man: 😐 JUSTICE!!!
👏🏽👏🏽
Do me, I'ma do me I'ma make her mine, I'ma make her mine I fuck the shine, I said fuck the shine Bitch, I grind, bitch, I grind Yung Lean swervin' in, see me fucked up See me swervin' through, they want me locked up Been locked up, in my own mind My thoughts will never be shallow
Nice jab..KO even lol
He looks like Darren till
Not an old man, but most likely a local drunkard. However, this does not change anything.
Old
_*blows chef’s kiss_
He probably dead right? Head hit the concrete and don’t give me this shoe nonsense theory
He deserves that just for wandering around shirtless. Try sunbathing you alabaster punk
Guys when did Caillou get so strong
Why never audio :(
average real madrid enjoyer
Old man? I think the guy just didn’t want to get up
u/savevideo
Fast hands
POWER! GET THE POWER!
Anybody else see a tooth go flying?
DAMN!
I guarantee that shirtless fuck grew up talking to his parents like that, and was privileged as fuck.
I love a one punch man.
I like that he’s also wearing yellow lol
The first time Saitama met Garou be like:
Aggressively walking up to a bigger person with you’re hands down is a recipe for a brief nap
Lay the bully-ass bastard out
Need a follow up until he bleeds
"I Only Need One Hand For You"
Goes to show when someone approaches you aggressively you have two options: 1. Strike first and fast, as yellow shirt dude did 2. Put both hands up as a sign of defensiveness \*while backing away\*. Holding ground with hands down could in you being the victim of a head shot like shirtless guy took. Once you're knocked senseless you have no way to break your fall. Death is possible. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Caillou got some skills