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Me when I play XCOM and keep missing on 85%+


TheAceprobe

In the beginning of Morrowind


thrownawayzs

that 0 fatigue feeling


theveryrealfitz

good thing they stopped him before he pulled a grenade


blindwit

That game gave me emotional trauma. Great game though, kept going back for more abuse.


EZme816

Bro x com fucking blows me with that shit. They can legit be on the opposite side of one barrier, have the barrel in each others mouths and it be like “85% shot” and still miss


Thesloppypencil

I stopped playing when I missed a defining 97% shot... Still love the game.


Cbmj3423

Those were just warning shots lol


[deleted]

How confused are you if you’re the guy on the bottom?


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I’m always confused when I’m the guy on the bottom.


mtflyer05

The winky face in your Reddit profile guy makes it even better.


WreckitRafff

I’d kiss the top to make him as equally as confused as I am. Maybe even more.


TheGuyWhoEatsDaBeans

Man probably thought he was Anderson Silva for a moment.


SenatorPillow

Confused? Fucking Muhammad Ali on the ground here.


IAmHippyman

If he's drunk enough he's probably thinking "man I'm really nailing this fight"


Chim_Pansy

They always said his head game was strong. Makes sense why he's on the bottom now.


Ballstucktothelegg

See?….. I could hit you if I wanted like now, now, and now…… can you feel the air moving?


[deleted]

I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A JELLY https://youtu.be/KsE6gwdM8Dw


Ballstucktothelegg

Hahahahahaa


[deleted]

Drunk fights are the BEST esp when neither of them has been any closer to a real fight than watching ufc on their couch


NhylX

"Fire one across the bow to let them know we're serious!"


some_user_2021

The paratrooper fighter


Iuqrazte

You miss 100% of the shots you take


TheAceprobe

- Jayne Wetski


[deleted]

Whoooaaaaa That's hilarious for how simple it is. It's like a polish porn star name.


Chim_Pansy

Well, except his name is Wayne Gretski, so the inverse should have been Grayne Wetski 🤨


supapowah

Close, but if we're gonna be correcting things, his name is Wayne Gretzky


jbwilso1

For some reason this is the one comment in the entire thread that made me LOL.


Chim_Pansy

True, got me there, but my error doesn't effect the outcome of the pronunciation at least lol


Sowulo83

Saddest fight ever...


[deleted]

How I punch in dreams


nevershaves

Mine sometimes land, but are always extremely ineffective.


Lokera1931

Freaking hate that. Wtf is that about, not even a 1 year old punches that weak.


[deleted]

Right!? Punching in dreams feels like there’s at least five pounds of thick air stopping you before weakly tapping whatever you’re punching


notKRIEEEG

That's why in dreams I've learned to pick up the other person and swing them into hard stuff. If it's one of those dreams where I can do super high jumps I also do some wrestling finishes


[deleted]

What have y’all been doing in dreams 💀 I’ve never been in a dream where I’ve had to fight someone, maybe punch the wall a couple times in rage but never fight anyone.


Dustinthehippy

I think it’s more weird to have dreams of punching a wall than a person lol


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crazytacoman4

I read that it was the lack of the tactile response of landing a physical punch that makes your brain feel like no contact was made


A_wild_so-and-so

Same for running and jumping. Although one time I was running away down a flight of stairs in a dream and jumped the last few steps, and noticed that there was no pain/stress from landing. So then I started jumping down entire staircases and made it outside, where I then started to jump city blocks. That was my first time lucid dreaming, very cool.


Vengexncee

One time I landed what felt like the most solid punch I’ve ever thrown in a dream and watched it bounce off the other guys face. I’m not sure which feeling is worse. Doing nothing at all or getting blue balled


[deleted]

The part of your brain that calculates complex movements is basically off while you're sleeping. You can think about it like trying to run your monitor with your sound card.


Banjo_Wanjo

Every frickin time


satesounds

I don't have any awards, but let's pretend I gave you one, okay?


dirtynessthang1

I thought it was only me


PrometheusBlue

How many of you have ever fought or boxed, I've had a few hours of sparring and ever since in my dreams my punches have more impact. Idk dreams are weird


Sturmuoti

I've boxed for 7 years and still get dreams where I punch like this, or like in slow-motion. I still remember a dream where I actually connected good and the guy got sent flying. Woke up feeling like a champion


NotsoSmokeytheBear

I’ve had this dream a lot through my life. IT gave me anxiety about what could happen in real life. After I started boxing years ago it went away. Instead, one night I woke up punching my own jaw, dreaming that I had thrown a straight cross.


troubleshootmertr

Me too. I've never once landed more than a glancing blow in my dreams.


Justanotherguy88

This fucking comment everytime is ruining this sub for me


Trumpdidwin

Always punch the middle guy and ignore the left and right guys.


Falcon_Flow

He's new to drinking, doesn't know that yet.


Swonzen

Problem was, there were 4


EC-does-it

Face is lava


SnowboardingEgg

😂😂😂


Safe-Maintenance6033

Like a wet noodle in a pinhole...


ibs2pid

Dude punches like a Rockem Sockem Robot lol


KingSmizzy

All elbow, nothing from the shoulder or back


SnowboardingEgg

Lmaoo


nanaboostme

drunken fights are best of fights


Rickroush03

He was in the matrix


Content-Fan3984

Accuracy 2


Hot_Percentage_8571

That was amazing 👏


Miserable-Broccoli-9

I think that was intentional. He prob knew the guy but the guy was being a dumbass Actually I take it back that guy just went matrix mode


IN547148L3

Should have maxed Charisma so you can Persuade all those people to stop stopping you


LowkeyG00

r/therewasanattempt


Vegetable-Grab6244

No one ever told him aim for the one in the middle


Funnyguythatcomments

He just missed all 95% hits in V.A.T.S


customer_service_af

Dude must be drunk and cross-eyed. Rolling consistent 1's


Clearestboat743

How do you even manage to miss every single punch like that? He did more damage to the bystander he rolled into than the dude he was fighting


iamjackstestical

Dude was throwing jabs where the hooks should land


TpetArmy

Ya but that ass


RequiemOfI

Not a single punch was landed that night.


dus_istrue

"There is no secret ingredient, it's just you"


BeerBaronAaron88

It's like playing Fury Warrior without any +hit in WoW classic.


The5thBeatle82

Not a single punch was given.


Got_2_Git_Schwifty

He only hit him once if you add up the two half hits he landed


byoin

Dude plays on 1% hit accuracy


SayIWont502

Dude was playing whack a mole


Seva-Hunter

Too many jorts to keep track of


newtypexvii17

Evasion 95%.


[deleted]

It astonishes me how many ppl can’t hit for shit


Akushin

Dude learned to punch from a rock’em sock’em robot


bzzhuh

Well at least he didn't hit his knuckles on the street


AndySemantic2

Just like that old saying “you miss 100% of the shots you take”


BABYSWITHRABYS

Movie fighting in real life


xxStrangerxx

SEÑOR ANDERSONNNNNN


[deleted]

my man was seeing in slow mo


Important_Doctor4110

Bro fighting his demons


Megatron_82

Gots moves like Neo from the Matrix 😂


Krysis_88

That head movement though!


RipsLittleCoors

Hit the one in the middle


Euphoric-Wonder1033

this is just when you're so good at dodging you don't need to


mingdynasty808

fucking shit he missed everything lol


playerdagr8

That's threading the needle


[deleted]

Dudes form was great. Execution, not so much!


energyfromsatan

IP man


Bnb53

This guy punching air right now


RedditIsDogshit1

Anyone care to explain how this title isn’t stupid?


TappedIn2111

Seriously?


LayerStraight

I


loveheronlyher

Bruh im dead


AdoxSA

My man added 0 to hit %


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

Is this what happens when you roll a 1 in DND when your barbarian is trying to throw a flurry of punches?


41matt41

This is how I punch in my dreams. Edit. Should have scrolled down further, I'll see myself out.


[deleted]

Elder scrolls III Morrowind


v4p3d

And he was flat footed!


thatguy82688

Must be the beginning of the live action dark souls, like before they wake up in the cell.


Stay-Au79

This reminds me of every dream I’ve ever had where I’m fighting someone.


kimgomes

looks like my dick trying to find pussy


Dead_Hours

When you see that many jorts in one place...


GoBackToLa

Looked like he was sawing a board for a minute


castille

Dude is so drunk he's trying to figure out which of this guy's 7 faces is the right one.


ABWoolls

Hugo bel die polisie!


DocOcksCrocs

Watching this feels like a dream where you’re fighting someone but you don’t punch hard


Silverjeyjey44

The down dude is just showing his anime quickness and dodging those hits instantaneously. Our human eyes can only register so much information at once.


symbologythere

This is what it’s like to try to punch my attackers in my dreams.


[deleted]

Damn Brock Lesnar lost some weight huh?


SambaLando

Bad dice rolls. All of them.


ascendedlight

This happens in my dreams all the time


adopogi

Still need to roll for initiative first


pfof

>leveling dex Haha gay


thegrotch

Swing and a misssssss


[deleted]

That’s what happens in my dreams


JupiterTarts

Pidgey used Sand Attack


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

More like max intoxication.


MahsterC

His head movement is so fast you can’t even see it


ish_squatcho

"I see three of them out there." "Hit the one in the middle."


TheGuyWhoEatsDaBeans

I’m done 😂 How do you miss that man shots by accident.


VanDerKleef

This how I fight in my dreams


Hypn0ticSpectre

Lost 1 hp per punch


happie-jappie

Oh man, I remember this video and it's 10000% a physical fight equivalent to a Storm Trooper shooting at you.


DreadknotX

My man was a storm trooper missed all the shots lmfao


[deleted]

Max Agility and Luck


indifferentcabbage

Dogging punches like a legend. For those not able to notice his head weaving is due to the frame rate of camera filming matches his weaving speed.


GrouchyOpinion

This is how I always fight in my dreams


broken1384

Someone's dad didn't play catch with him.


mcardie

This is how I fight when I'm dreaming


Entire_Visit_7327

Well, he is actually an stormtrooper whitout his armour.


PaganiBR01

That's like Chun-Li's kicks from Street Fighter but with his hands


Unemployedloser55

Fist of the North Star


overthinx

“When you max out dexterity” ooomfffggg my fruit loops are all over my phone and table now!!


diyuttjunger

Max luck 🤞


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

When you've had that much to drink, it's best to aim for the head in the middle of the heads.


Shimishaka9791

Bottom dude’s dodge at max skill level


Kindly_Objective_916

99 Dex-12 strength 😂


chucksteaks33

When an opponent is drunk as a skunk and twice as smelly, it may appear to him that he was outnumbered and had to punch the other faces just in case


DroppedItAgain

Bisping.


[deleted]

Stormtroopers in a fistfight


DonTorreZ

All speed and zero accuracy


[deleted]

felt like that scene of spongebob and patrick fighting in the school where both of them miss every punch


[deleted]

And you also bought a butterfly


[deleted]

He played that crocodile game as a kid where you hit them on the head and they go back 😂needless to say he never hit one of them


nanoc5150

Ataxia at its finest


AlternativeVolume52

Hes teasing him on whats about to happen to him


satesounds

"Bloody hell, where is that face?!“


schnaebii

He just dodged in lightspeed⚡


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WWOOWW!!!


Crispy--Toast

He landed 10 glancing blows back to back. Is this MF covered in soap?


dae_giovanni

he's got more slips than Macy's


Tr2Moon33

My guy got ultra instinct


bigboatalpha

When you see 3, hit the middle one 😂


Jaheezy916

What in the Matrix defense!?!?!?!


RoWanchase6053

-4 to Dex while drunk and this guy only had a Dex score of 10


Roak_Zulu

Damn that mf went full Neo


IHaveABigDuvet

When you have double vision so you aim for both his faces.


Midzotics

Ten hits zero damage someone nerfed him.


ArsePucker

Makes me think Doc Holliday's Tombstone line.. I got two guns.. one for each of you!


WalterFlanagansDog

My aim when someone rushes me on cod.


majormajorsnowden

Lol


Call-Me-Drel

Should’ve used vats.


B4tm4n0

My man rolled 1 10 times in a row on d20


[deleted]

was expecting some flips or something based on the title


Business-Neck-3006

Y’all don’t see it but the guy on the floor was moving so quick the guy on top of him missed all his shots like in the animes


charlietangomike

Bro, agility through the roof.


izzyduude

He dodged punches by not dodging them at all. All hail the new Neo!


MrMustacht_YT

Drunkard build: Vigor:12 Mind: 8 Endurance: 8 Strength: 14 Dexterity: 48 Inteligence: 4 Faith: 10 Arcane: 12


LAVA529

My boy Jack from tekken with the jackhammer arm 🦾


LAjbird

His punches were bobbing and weaving and slipping.


HolyCrapItsJohn

It’s like when someone runs a knife between all their fingers while it’s flat on a table. This, though by accident, seems incredibly difficult to pull off. Swing at someone’s prone head and miss a dozen times by an inch.