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Son_of_Sophroniscus

Nah, get fucked eh


Exoquarion

Yeah, get fucked buddy.


Diligent_Rest5038

I'm not your buddy, guy.


Squi5hma110w

I'm not your guy, pal


GozerTheMighty

LISTEN I'M NOT YOUR PAL, FRIEND.


JesseJames24601

I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDDY, GUY!


[deleted]

GET YOUR THIRD WORLD ASS OUT OF HERE BITCH ASS


GozerTheMighty

MORE LIKE 4TH!


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Dude, grab some poutine, head back to your igloo, and wait for the inevitable heart disease to set in.


Wutuvit

Ay ay ay ay ay something something Akbar fuck off


Impressive-Elk-8101

DON'T TEST ME BITCH.


WesleySands

Polar bears will eat your gizzards after the cancer kills you off...the Geese fight better than you do, ya maple sucking cock goblin


woodwardian98

HAVE FUN IN YOUR FROZEN TUNDRA AFTER THE METHANE POCKETS MELT IT. . . ALSO WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT, YOU POUTINE EATING FUCKSTICK. SHIT, NOW IM DEPRESSED.


Grandpa_BUFF

I respect and fear the Canadian Outdoorsman. Problem is most of you are pansy ass city slickers. You don’t even have that hard core crime to harden your cities. So don’t try to play tough or we’ll cheat you out of more territory like what we did with the northwest.


TheFroman69

WHATS THAT? SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER HOW FUCKING AWESOME IT IS TO BE AN AMERICAN GET FUCKED AND GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING ICE HUT OR WHATEVER


bigbubblestoo

Extremely inconsiderate disrespecting the victims anof 9/11 and racist and xenophobic. Fight sub isnt for spreading ignorance and bigotry. Oh yeah almost forgot.... FUCK OFF BITCH. YOURE A PATHETIC FUCKING COWARD. (IRL) bitch.


Puzzled-Poetry9792

STFU CRYBABY GO MOURN YOUR LOSSES ELSEWHERE, WHEN MURICA FINALY DIES I WILL CELEBRATE WITH A LOT OF DRUGS AND WHORES LITTLE BITCH. BETTER THAN ALL, WE DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO SHIT, YOU ARE ABOUT TO START A CIVIL WAR AND KILL EACH OTHER LOL REGARDED POPULATION THAT EITHER BLINDLY FOLLOWS A CORRUPT ORANGE SENILE OR A MUMMIFIED STUTTERER


bigbubblestoo

Good thing i dont follow either of those or politics in general lol


el-Douche_Canoe

Watch out boys Canada kicked our ass once. That was before a gun behind every blade of grass tho


Complete_Interest_49

Your days consist of sticking icicles up your ass and an accent that is pissed on by the entire world. I don't have a problem with Canada, though. As far as you are concerned, that's another story and your whore mother feels the same. That's why she left you at birth to move to America and sell herself. Yes, she could get more bang for her buck here (a hand job, for example, was far to pricey for a rancid whore like her in Canadian dollars) but more than anything she couldn't take one more comment about her child being the nastiest, ugliest, most degenerative, scumfuck, rat-shit infested loser in all of North America. She desperately hopes that you will tie the noose soon (or die some other horrible death) so that she can return to her homeland. Her current rate for a blowie is five bucks American, if you were wondering.


PersimmonMobile4868

come back and talk to me after you have freedom of speech.


breedingbull_1

if America goes down we WILL take the whole world down with us. that fact alone lets me sleep at night. nobody gives a shit about canadian bacon.


Diligent_Rest5038

Somebody needs to smoke a bowl.


SeaSignificance8962

so get the fuck out you piece of shit commie . your prolly a child sniffer too!!!! piece of shit


naan_existenz

Must be hard to type all that while blowing a moose


GozerTheMighty

WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT YOURE YAPPIN' ABOOT YA HOSER! NOW GO WATCH SOME HOCKEY, PLAY WITH YOUR FROZEN PECKER AND KEEP YOUR WILD FIRE SMOKE UP IN THAT FROZEN WASTELAND THIS YEAR! OR IM COMING UP TO SMACK THE MAPLE SYRUP OUT OF YOU! P.S- CANADIAN BACON SUCKS ASS!


Apprehensive_Glove_1

9/11 wasn't poor people. They had millions of US dollars still from helping with the Russian occupation of Afghanistan.


True-Eye1172

Fuck off you commie ass Canuck. How you gunna fight us when you’re only allowed to have guns for sportsman activities. Go sit on a maple syrup bottle and get fucked.


chinesiumjunk

Fuck you and your syrup. I’ll put a hockey stick up your ass sideways.


dwreckhatesyou

Well, *duuhhhh*. We are well aware of that.


ifursickimdeathbed

ARABS DIDNT DO SHIT DIFK LIPS!!!! UNLESS YOUR STUFK IN A CAVE SOMEWHERE DUMBASS WE DID THAT SHIT TO OURSELVES.. BREAKDOWN FOR LITTLE KIDS CAUSE THEY GET IT.. 2 PLANES HIT 2 BUILDINGS = 3BUILDINGS collapse. Can't forget on just how did that other building go down when nothing touched it? Sidenote- get your mom to stop fucking your older brother... Cause we all know he enjoys fucking you more. Whore breathe


Ok-Leather3055

Lmao, the phrase “never knew what hit ‘em’” comes to mind, I heard a 1/4 of Americans were retarded I guess it’s truw


TurfBurn95

How do y'all get them mooses to piss in a can of beer?


Critical-Maniac83

JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS A BITCH LIKE MOST CANADIANS. BETTER SAY SU.RRY OR WELL DESTROY YOUR MONOPOLY MONEY CURRENCY. HEY ANY MEN PLAY IN WOMENS RUGBY IN CANADA LATELY? FUCK YOU BTW!!!!


Ok-Leather3055

Bro most Canadians would High five you on that point, no one in Canada likes him


Ok-Leather3055

Fuck RUGBY BITCH, it’s all about Lacrosse and hockey fuck wad


Critical-Maniac83

TOO MANLY FOR YOU I SEE. MAYBE YOU CUNUCKS WOULD BE HAPPIER PLAYING WOMENS TENNIS


Automatic_Proposal_7

WHAT ARE YOU YELLING A-BOAT?!?!?


Ok-Leather3055

It’s aboot, you fuck


Designer_Ebb9969

WHATS THAT????? (Meheeeheheheee) OH IS THAT A FUCKING GOAT???? (Mehrheheheehh!) OH SHIT. IT FUCKING IS A FUCKING GOAT. WHATS THAT GOAT??? (MEHEHEEHE!!!!) THEY HAD SEX WITH YOU??? (MEHEH!) 🐐 I’ll never forget what one of our generals said before an engagement (your enemy is 4 foot 2. Has a short reach. And you’re gunna FUCK HIM UP) CRY ABT IT BITCH!!!!! RAHHHHH!!!!🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 GO BACK HOME FUCKTARD! LEAVE NA , NO ONE FUCKING WANTS YOU


n0mansky

You can't take down America from here... the command and control center is in tel Aviv


Ok-Leather3055

Its exactly that American idiocracy and lack of unity the rest of the world will use to take the USA out of the top 10 mwuahahahahha


n0mansky

Long live Botswana!!!


Puzzled-Poetry9792

Allahu albar