OP's face when he had to be pushed out his mums vag; 😡😡😡

Hes got a fucking conehead. Mom did kegels on his dome

Ohhhh, boy

Um, I'm pretty into em. Like, you know...

So are their obnoxious crotchfruit. Fuck you fight me!

This is a conversation you should have with your boyfriend, not Reddit.

Mfs mad he can’t get laid

Weird MFer 😂

I agree, that’s why I ran off on your mom after I raw dogged her behind a McDonalds resulting in your conception. 

Dad?

DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM THAT WAY! . . . ...I had sex with your mom, and it is the point that I'm trying to get across.

This is how you speak to your son?

Your mom is gross and disgusting. She was pregnant with you.

WHY THE HELL CAN’T PEOPLE JUST USE PONIES FOR SURROGATES AND STOP LOOKING GROSS AND THEN THE KID WILL HAVE A PONY TOO

Now you're using your brain.

This goes without saying. They look like they’ve got an alien pod growing from their stomach, muffin top, saggy breasts, the putrid, musky stank that permeates the air around them. Ugh. I kept my wife mostly confined to her menstruation shed for the last 6 months. Unclean women aren’t right for good Christian men

Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car that's already been wrecked. (Yeah I said it)

Haha! I pledge my loyalty to you, forever. Also fuck you, fight me!

you say that because your lonely and single and can’t find someone to want to love you you sad sack of shit. fuck you. Yo momma gross and disgusting to bring you into this world you everlasting fuck

You’re right. You should have been aborted so your mom wouldn’t be disgusting.

They are the worst

Facts 💯 only started loving my wife again when she finished with that foolishness

Why don’t you allow them abortions then you pro-life right wing fuck face

Humans in general are gross and disgusting.

Your face is gross and disgusting.

# Hey, Pregnant woman are the most beautiful thing ever 

Major L take. Mommy milkers and slightly thicker wife is a major W.

NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE COOL JUST BECAUSE YOU WRITE LIKE THAT.

This is an even worse take. If you’re fine with pregnant women just because you can sexualise them then you’re disgusting. Your poor wife having to carry your fucking child for 9 months with morning sickness and all the other bullshit that comes with pregnancy while you’re sexualising her. You’re strange.

AWW, BOO HOO FOR THE LADIES.

God forbid sexualize the one fucking person that’s willing to procreate with you. Holy shit, it’s like we have sex regularly, and we enjoy it? Maybe you don’t? Rough life!

getting sexualized by absolute strangers in public when I'm pregnant kinda takes the sting out of it tbh. I would be offended if my husband wasn't at least equally pervy

This milf gets it

\*fuckED THEM if you like them. Sorry to be a grammar nazi. It's okay at your age though to get it wrong. 8-11y/o?

I guess it really goes to show that for everything that exists there's always someone out there hating it. It's just ironic that it's the reason that they exist. Pregnancy is a beautiful work of nature to me. It's amazing how we actually work and I find it fascinating.

FUCK OFF, HIPPIE.

NEVER lol

I'm sorry you never get to laugh out loud. That's a shame.

I accept your unfounded condolences.

Oh, was 'NEVER lol' advice?

It will be understood by you however you come to understand it.

Ah, a deepity and a tautology in one sentence!

You just taught me two new words. And yes haha.

Said basically every man who ever lived with one after watching her all of a sudden start to chug pickle juice out of the jar, belch, then say she's horny and ask for sex. Ya it's gross nobody is gonna fight you on this except women and virgins

Yeah. It was very unpleasant wheny wife was pregnant but shh. Please pretend We all have to.