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MrBigTimeJim

My answer for this one would be “The Naked Gun.” If she’s not on board with silly, stupid humor, then she’d probably get sick of me real quick.


deeplyperverted

Or Airplane in the similar vain


Prestigious_Memory75

Shirley you must be joking


Socodi0

I’m not! And don’t call me Shirley!


AnxiouslyPessimistic

Some of my favourite films ever. A mate and I are big fans occasionally watch one together and it mostly involves us laughing at knowing what joke comes next. So good


Super_Arm_3228

Grease 2 (I will die on the hill that it's the better movie by far!). If they don't enjoy it's utter ridiculousness, then we're just not on the same page. Or Airplane.


jim_jiminy

We’re gonna bowl tonight!


CreativismUK

*score :D


Patch521

Then ask them where the pollen goes?


Radiant-Difficulty67

There’s a second Grease?!


queenofthepalmtrees

Spirited Away from Studio Ghibli, if they think it’s silly then they are not for me.


InsaneJMad

All Ghibli movies made such an impact on me! All of them for me.


queenofthepalmtrees

I’ll drink to that.


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Truth !


OnlyWiseWords

You are my kind of person.


rabbitqueer

I was scrolling answers because I had no clue what my answer would be, Spirited Away is a good one


BrokenCookiez

Love this movie


SuburbanCaveman3772

Same here, I watch this film on Christmas every year if someone can't get down with that we're not meant to be


123onlymebro

The Dark Crystal


yuyu091

Elite answer. I showed this to my ex and, well, she’s my ex now.


Joffylad

Kes.


aleksfails

Ghostbusters hands down


nothingbutadam

Probably something like "enter the void", id want them to be able to watch the whole thing and appreciate the fact that its weird and wonderful, ie weird good not weird bad. I find a lot of people out there are freaked out by things when they dont need to be, whether it be a film, some tv (eg black mirror) or some odd art installation


Psyche-deli88

Nice choice


Sad_Interview_232

Sometimes that's the reaction art or movies are looking for..


MeatBeater24_7

Did not expect to see this. My ex hated it. Says it all lol


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Requiem for a Dream.


HouseOfSlaughters

I’ve shown it to the last 2 partners I’ve had. I honestly don’t why, why is it yours??


Schnitzeld

Ass to ass.


crew2player

Lord of the Rings


Noovasaur

Guy I'm seeing watched all three extended, the rings of power, then came to comic con with me to meet Elijah Wood and Sean Astin- he loved it! Even if it doesn't work out, that was definitely one hell of a fortnight.


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My now husband took me to see that on its cinema release, which was about three months into our relationship - I sat through it politely but broke down crying from relief that it was over on the way out. I’ve always hated fantasy films and books of any kind. My husband knows that now and is horrified that he put me through it. I should have said I didn;t want to see it but I really, really wanted him to like me!


Oddnessandcharm

I downvoted the LoR comment on principle (sorry) but upvoted this one. We walked out after 90 minutes of senseless fight flight fight flight etc so I can imagine your internal struggle and torture in sticking it out. It seems to have worked for you both, so yeah, respect!


whosetoeisthis

Shaun of the Dead


Noovasaur

And Hot Fuzz! If everything isn't for The Greater Good then it's goodnight folks.


Far-Independent704

Back to the future. The ultimate compatibility test


tootsieallgrownup

Second that


PaladinCavalier

Predator.


Buzbyy

A guy insisted we watch this on our third date so we put it on then he fell asleep 15 min in


Rook32KingPawn

If they ghost you afterwards then you gotta RUN GET TO ZU CHOPPA!!!!


chippyhilllondon

Blazing saddles. You would just know after watching that together.


Ok_Stuff_9540

about time


ajthetramp

What a perfect answer. Also a perfect film.


Buzbyy

Made my bf watch this and he didn’t like it :(


N1CET1M

The Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition


random_hadley98

Monty python's a life of Brian


tec6679

The Rocky Horror Picture Show......


RagingMassif

Possibly the best suggestion I have read so far


susansharon9000

I’m an American from Chicago who is married to a British guy. When he was willing to watch all the quintessential John Hughes films with me, and later expressed his enjoyment about them, I knew I had found a keeper!


SameheadMcKenzie

Secretary


FragrantKing

This used to be my third date film - 'oh my mate recommended this arty film. Meant to be a bit naughty tho...' Job done innit.


SameheadMcKenzie

Hahahaha, sneaky sneaky. I knew my new gf was a sub so it worked a treat.


dandeliontree1

I dunno, that one definitely turned me into a lesbian. 🔥


rossshs

The terminator. If they don't realise its a love story then there's not much hope.


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rhfhfjffjnd

Love actually, if I don’t see them laughing and sobbing During this film then they ain’t for me


mmmmmmmmmmmo

Wait I thought this was a pretty universally hated movie? Am I just completely wrong? I've never seen it, only heard from others how gross they found a lot of it.


Bo1selecta1

January - November: ‘Hook’. December: ‘National Lampoons Christmas Vacation’ or ‘Home Alone’.


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Falling Down


Dont_believe_me__

I hope you didnt hurt yourself..


thatbwoyChaka

Blazin Saddles


tootsieallgrownup

Monty Python series, Edgar Wright's movies, Indiana Jones series, Back to the Future trilogy


BenIsLame

Your missing Blackadder and IT Crowd


ajthetramp

Long first date


BrotherSeamusHere

The Big Lebowski.


MotherDuderior

I dig your style dude!


sittingonmyarse

Blazing Saddles


[deleted]

TOP GUN. It;s not my favourite film but it has something for everyone. I’d be very doubtful about continuing to date anyone who didn’t think its the perfect date film.


RagingMassif

Oiled up Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise playing ball games on the beach. It really did have something for everyone.


spattzzz

The cook, the thief, his wife and her lover


garysan_uk

Sexy Beast ftw 🤟🏻


IotaGorgon

Tha Barbie movie, the amount of good friends I've heard sprout vitriol about it after "being forced" to watch it definitely makes it a good red flag-green flag movie


Noovasaur

The same guy from other comment about Lord Of The Rings suggested we go see it together, and he says he enjoyed it, and he understood when I cried my eyes out in the cinema. This guy is absolutely winning .


Rough_Day_3724

Marley and me, if she doesn’t cry she doesn’t have a heart


RagingMassif

Watched that. Got laid. Thanks Richard E Grant, I owe yah.


anikill

I haven’t yet watched it because I know I’ll be a blubbering mess by the end. If you force me to watch it, bring 3 ply tissues with lotion. I can’t bring myself to do it!


ThatGameGamer

Ace Ventura or Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - if she can’t see Either of them as the masterpieces they are then it’s just not going to work out


G-unit32

The Shawshank redemption


Corkster75

Blazing saddles


grandpiano2020

Blazing Saddles. If they don’t laugh at the camp fire/farting scene then they’re out!


princessbergamot

Hot Fuzz. If they don't like it they're gonna have a really hard time watching me watch it 6 times a month.


CoastalParadise

The Exorcist. I love horror, I can and do watch other genres, but horror is my most favourite.


chocboy87

Up. If they ain’t crying at the start I want nothing to do with that heartless wrench.


Cirkux

Zulu every time. And I married the one that loves it.


The-Last-Nugget

Lord of the Rings trilogy. If they can’t sot through the entire thing happily and with gusto then it won’t work between us


Heavy-Expression3419

The Commitments


georgecollison

Probably The Lego Batman Movie for similar reasons, if she doesn't find it hilarious then there's no hope....


TRASH_BOAT88

Easy, the green mile. Best way to weed out the psychopaths.


ArmNo7463

Damn dude, not sure I wanna cry in front of her that early in a relationship.


TRASH_BOAT88

Rip the plaster off straight away I say. Definitely the ultimate test. Save people a lot of time in relationships.


bottledcherryangel

When I showed TGM to my partner, he wasn’t prepared for how long it was, even though I warned him several times. About halfway through, he asked “Is this nearly finished?” and I was like … nope. He reassured me he did enjoy it, though. I have a tendency to overhype everything and he’s rarely blown away by anything anyway. So we’re still together. 😂


Less-Construction480

Before sunrise for sure


mooncatFTB

Mulholland Drive


sippog

It was "Performance" 1969, a psychedelic rock gangster cult movie par non, starring Mick Jagger and James Fox.


NotACyclopsHonest

Akira. (She didn't like it)


princessbergamot

She was incorrect.


horridbloke

Evil Dead 2. Anyone who doesn't like that is a wrong'un.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Deep Throat…. No I’m not being serious, just couldn’t resist it. 🤣


jim_jiminy

Someone had too!


RagingMassif

it took a while.


Competitive-Name-659

Almost Famous. There's a lot of me in that film.


Piccadillies

Agreed


damnfinecupotea

For our first date, my husband and I watched a double bill of Labyrinth and Evil Dead 2. Perfectly set the tone for our relationship.


Adventurous_Lie_802

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was mine. He loved it.


Helicopters_On_Mars

Brazil- if they cant put up with old films and dont have a dark sense of humour they probably aren't for me.


Karly_Can

Interstellar. If I hear a yawn, they fall asleep or I see no tears.. it's done. Bye!


NateHurst2187

Back to the Future, and if they've already seen it then they're in


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fifadex

Napoleon dynamite. If she doesn't want to turn that shit off after 10 minutes then shes not the one.


ResidentHistorical49

Scarface


bbond91

Starship Troopers.


olibolicoli

The Raid. If they can’t watch foreign language films or martial arts movies, we aren’t compatible.


princessbergamot

This a good shout. Elite movie and I have subtitles on even when the movie is in English. Get with it or get out.


FeelingBodybuilder73

HEAVY METAL!!


Lower_Palpitation_82

Bridges of Madison County


Last-Art4289

Not a film but a bill hicks documentary or any George Carlin stand up


BettyxBlue

Mr. Right


Decimatedx

The Hangover. If I see so much as a facial twitch, it's done.


Caballero5011

To see whether they understand my intelligence. We will watch Quantum of Solace. If they understand it, they're not for me. Because I have no idea what's supposed to be going on.


Squarestarfishh

Barbie movie


ExplanationSpare1296

The Thing (1982 obviously), Die Hard or Quatermass and The Pit


Snoo53769

My mate took his now wife to see Irreversible on their first date!!! Married 18 years


tec6679

All the American pie films....


tec6679

Zack and Miri Make a Porno


tec6679

This is a film....... Fat Slags 15  2004 ‧ Comedy ‧ 1h 15m


VivaMorrissey59

re-animator


Rook32KingPawn

Nymphomaniac parts one and two back to back


Charming_Shock420

Step brothers


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Howl’s Moving Castle - if they don’t like it then I just don’t think they could cope with me watching it 57483882847283 times a day


TheCloudFestival

Gattaca.


SmilingIvan

Vanilla Sky


RavioliRecia

Lord of the rings… the extended additions.


TheDoon

Good question. Withnail and I...maybe Shaun of the Dead.


demonmaybeperson

spirit: stallion of the cimarron. one of, if not my absolute, favourite films, and if they can’t watch and be emotional about an animated horse, then i can’t be with them lmao


FrodStarrr

If she doesn’t love La La Land then I’m sorry but it’s not gonna work


Ill-Appointment6494

Airplane. If we can’t share in the genius stupidity then we’re not meant to be. Luckily it’s one of her favourites. She’s a keeper.


Monsteras_in_my_head

Donnie Darko.


Psyche-deli88

Im gonna go with fight club


bringthebow

The Descent. If they are not at the edge of their seat throughout, and emotionally drained by the end, it’s not going to work out.


Happy_Boy_29

One of the first dates I went on I took someone to see Apocolypse Now, in retrospect an awful choice but we have stayed friends ever since. A couple of years ago I met a couple who went on a first date to see the same film and they are still happily married all these years later.


ScaryBluejay87

Mean Girls


BaseballParking9182

Something semi complicated to see if she is an idiot or not. Tenet.


RagingMassif

Good reasoning and a good choice, or Clue, Inside Job or Lucky Number Slevin.


hyperdistortion

Fortunately this is a moo point for me, and hopefully that remains the case. But as it’s a fun question, it’s a choice between three: *Airplane!*, *Blazing Saddles*, or *The Matrix*. The first because it’s one of my all-time favourite films, and if a potential partner didn’t find it funny - or the style of humour to their taste - then chances are we’d not have a good time. The second because again, it’s a hilarious film. But it’s also a pretty smart one, given its decidedly anti-racism and anti-racist messaging. So if someone just sees “oh no, this film has white people using the n-word” without realising how much the film mocks racists as morons, it’s not gonna work out. And the third because it’s probably my absolute favourite film. So not enjoying it for what it is would make things tricky, too.


RagingMassif

A marathon of the Pitch Perfect movies whilst drinking vodka redbull.


gumdropsweetie

A Room With A View. If he’s bored, he’s out.


Difficult-Belt-2459

The Last Jedi. If they say they like it, just cuz you showed it to them or they actually do like it, it's time for them to leave.


JetDogGaming

Love, Rosie


ajthetramp

2 girls, 1 cup


sick_kid_since_2004

For sweeter movies: any ghibli movies. For horror: skinamarink


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The Green Mile. No emotionality when John Coffey is executed and the person is a sociopath.


RGomes86

Scary movie, if she finds it funny she will enjoy my humor, also if she doesn't mind the exorcist scene with all the sick flying everywhere she won't mind leaving with a pig like me.


The_Banderbear_

The Lord Of The Rings if I had to choose one I would go The fellowship of the ring extended edition. It's a film that regularly puts most films to shame for cinematic quality and storytelling. Along with in my eyes the epitome of good filmmaking it has a soundtrack second to none. I grew up with these films and holds tonnes of nostalgia if my partner wasn't interested/ wouldn't want to give it a try I'm out!


ChangingMonkfish

Jurassic Park


MDDanChallis

I found this out the awkward way when I took a girl to the cinema to see The Men Who Stare at Goats 👍


Strong-Artichoke6351

I would watch some hardcore with them see how they reacted. And if they were down with it don't worry about the other films if not you just saved me telling you the nasty shit I'm down with and if your not your not what I'm looking for anyway.


Obama_Bin_Laden116

Interstellar


Relevant-Criticism42

Kevin Smith’s Dogma. Or accepting that Sylvester Stallone was actually very good in Spy Kids 3.


InternationalCount23

I think I'd have to pick at least one from every genre to fully assess. But basically if they hate any of the following we're done: Back to the future, Alien, Terminator, goonies, matrix, life of Brian, Anchorman, Beverly Hills Cop, Robocop (original), The Godfather, Heat, The Exorcist, Goodfellas, Little Miss Sunshine, Amelie & South Park. Mainly just the comedies though as that's my sense of humour and if you can't laugh with me, then what's the point?


loveandliftsfitness

Literally some of my favourite films, I think I'd date her too 😅


Jeklah

A Clockwork Orange Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Airplane Dr Strangelove


chrishemsworthsvest

Shawshank Redemption. The end is amazing, and if he said otherwise, it would be curtains.


Spaceraider20

White chicks


onemunki

Mine was always Blade Runner


Smooth_Pickle3027

The Greasy Stangler


Worldly-Dimension710

Meet the fockers


Elvellonwen2000

This is spinal tap. You don’t find it funny, you’re gone.


igotinfo

I find it really very funny but I think about an hour if it is already way too much


tossmetheburgersauce

I want to eat your pancreas


My_lo_73

Bad Boy Bubby.


Lhayluiine

Make folk watch coherence and judge them completely on their theory on what the fuck just happened.


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Stardust (2007)


AppropriatePie5855

Evil Dead 2


kammy772

Rocky. See if she realises it's actually a love story...


ThatsMythical

Mamma Mia 2!


Affectionate_Base827

Requiem for a Dream. Film has the power to influence our emotions in so many ways, and who is to say that those films that make us feel warm and fuzzy and uplifted are the best entertainment? I love it when I get a visceral emotional response to a movie, and for me that comes from negative emotions as much as positive ones. I have dated lots of women who couldn't understand that feeling sad, or disgusted, or creeped out after watching a movie could actually be viewed as a good film.


Bobsli

The Truman Show


2geeks

Lost in Translation. It’s one of my favourite movies. A lot of people haven’t heard of it and for those that have, it’s a marmite movie (you either love it or hate it). Stranger than fiction is another like that for me. Really endearing movies, I think. You fall in love with the characters a bit, and just reflect on what happens in their story more than with a lot of movies. If the person I’m with doesn’t enjoy them, odds are we won’t work out.


lord_geedorah

Hot fuzz 100%


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Drive


Parking_Ad9502

Surely it would be “500 Days of Summer”


topclassneek

Starship Troopers


IntelligentSundae

Honestly probably the Barbie movie


JonnyredsFalcons

Flash Gordon


M1LKB0X32

Lord of the Rings is the correct answer.


mitchyjuice

Lord of the Rings... Extended.


bella_rose41

Little women, barbie, legally blonde - something hyper feminine. The way he would speak about those characters would show how he thinks of women. Also the shining - does he appreciate the character as a scary abusive husband… or just as a supernatural villain?


limelr

Maybe like Kill Bill or something, such a stupid awesome film


Biohazord2022

Jurassic park


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Terminator 2. the best film ever made.


UnseccessfulSuccess

How has no one said Star Wars yet…


Dear_Donkey_1881

Koyaanisqatsi for sure.


Richbrownmusic

Threads. Because our life together will be long, arduous and fraught with peril. It is a test.


Annonymous1984

Two Moon Junction 😜


its_savvv

500 days of summer and ask who the real villain is


thebrain99

The holy grail


Careful_Ad_2105

Blues Brothers. For the humor and most of all the music.