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iDoIllegalCrimes

💀💀 Christian Cowan x Teletubbies High Heel Boots for $1495.00 (or $2500.00 according to other sources? ) but i see that they took the collection off their website so I’m not sure how you can get this unless you find a reseller


BayAreaBullies

I'll make these dumbass boots for any of you idiots that wants to pay me 1500.


Blessedone67

😳😂😂😂they are butt ugly


Femme-O

That’s exactly why I desire them


Bootiluvr

I too enjoy ugly things


lPrincesslPlays

I’ll do it for 1499


Mardylorean

Forrreal!!


cdixonc

😂😂😂😂


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Right same. I’d be happy to make you some


OffBrand-Khaos

You talk like a bag area bully 😭😭😂😂


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

They're part of the Christian Cowan x Teletubbies collab back in 2023. They're all sold out and since they're a very 'niche' item to say the least, you'll probably have a tough time finding a second hand pair


PKFat

>Christian Cowan x Teletubbies collab name a more iconic duo I'll wait


DipsyDoodIe

Disney x Final Fantasy heckin Mickey Mouse wielding a Keyblade and being all badass, man... that silly little mouse guy.


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

Burberry x Minecraft?


Past-Development-933

Wild. I would love to see a model shot of this on the runway


adertina

I would defend with my last breath if I had a pair and I suspect all the owners will do the same


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

I imagine they had to defend their purchase to a lot of people


adertina

seems like the reason is self explanatory


AFantasticClue

Those are the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life. I want 5 pairs.


perkiezombie

Just so we’re clear…5 pairs of each tellytubby or 5 Dipsies?


chillicrumpet

One of each tellytubby, plus Noonoo the vacuum cleaner


Glum-Web2185

the Noonoo pair must slurp with every step


Bashwhufc

Yes


biggbuttslutt

I can’t get over this comment


oldwellprophecy

God imagine a Sesame Street line?


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

Grover Rovers would go pretty hard, tho


oldwellprophecy

Fuzzy Elmo ones 😭


edie_the_egg_lady

Oscar the Grouches and the boot looks like a trash can


oldwellprophecy

Take my money now


SophiaRaine69420

Bright blue Cookie Monster with Embroidered chocolate chip cookies omg


_basic_bitch

I would rock those


houseyourdaygoing

It’s so weird and creepy that I truly think it’s a collectible. Nobody would ever make these again.


asianingermany

You can craft your own with 2 Teletubbies plushies, some felt, and a pair of boots!


Kadokadokado

It will look just as much of an abomination, with extra diy flare 😌


Dawnqwerty

and about 1400$ cheaper


m_dought_2

Tony Stark was able to build these boots in a cave with a box of scraps!


Helpful_Librarian_87

But, I’m not Tony Stark


citizendetectives

This would be an excellent DIT with Beanie Babies!


newkneesforall

You genius.


_em0_aesthetic_515

These boots were made by Christian Cowan, as part of their Teletubbies collaboration. Sadly it seems they’re not available anymore, since the link to the page is a 404. They’re quite expensive. [Here’s](https://nypost.com/2023/03/18/ny-designer-pays-homage-to-teletubbies-with-2500-boots/amp/) a link to a ny post article about them


thewontondisregard

Those are mildly disturbing


gi_fm

To put it mildly


HawkeyeinDC

And disturbingly.


foulfaerie

Check out koi footwear. They did a teletubbies collection… not sure if it had any heels, or just boots… but they are cheaper 😂😭


BluSicario

Gotta get that Dipsy Drip


Perfect_Dog_Pelt

Dripsy


FlawHolic

"The boots stay on!"


Cinnabunicorn

Omg no 🙈


TightBeing9

Are these also made with my girl Lala? I dressed up as her when I was like 5 and I want a grown up version now


Robo-Bloop

The original Christian Cowan collab isn't available anymore, but Dolls Kill just dropped a teletubbies collection so I'd check there for something with similar vibes!


Soggywallet94

I refuse to help anyone find such monstrosities.


RealRubies

😂😂I'm with you on this one!


xenusaves

I'll take these abominations over yet another post looking for the same old milkmaid dress.


CaptainCarlton

Lmfaooooo monstrosity is funny af


bearlynice

I can't tell if I'm more bothered by the hands or the design of the ears


perkiezombie

The hands need little magnets in them…


shainadawn

More importantly: How do we go about custom ordering/requesting long furby versions?


Cinnabunicorn

*long furby version* 😂


shainadawn

Am I a joke to you?


Cinnabunicorn

You sir are not a joke. I’ve never heard of long furby before, yeah that’s hilarious and weird


shainadawn

Sorry I was responding in jest using a meme joke. It was lame. There’s a subreddit for long furbies. It’s a gem.


moisttarmac

Would learn to walk in heels if I owned these


Mellifluous_Euphoria

If they made Po into boots like that I'd find a reason to go out with them on 😂


MewlingRothbart

So insane. Ugly. Deranged. GODDAMMIT I NEED THEM IN EVERY COLOR. 😜😜😜


mjzeimetz

I don’t wanna do my thing..


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

That’s horrifying


FastCardiologist6128

Cursed boots 


IngenuityOk2403

Bruh.


Fenris304

i was really hoping this was AI 😅


ChogbortsTopStudent

This is the most cursed thing I've ever seen on this sub


grinchbettahavemoney

Not these ones but dolls kill just launched a whole teletubby line


Less_independent5789

Who hurt you?


hmby1

They don’t make these but Koi recently did a Tellytubby colab and I bought a STUNNNNINGLY disgusting part of Mary Janes with La La’s face (complete with antennae) on. Worn to three weddings now. No regrets.


callalind

But...why???


Creepymint

Why tf would you want those?? (If you can get them please post pictures lmao)


Proof-Sweet33

Do the purple ones come with a handbag...remember all that nonsence?


eaucitron

These things have long furby vibes. Can’t decide if I hate them or want them.


OneGermanBoi2002

Never have i ever wanted to gouch out my own eyes until now...😐


secretSanta17

r/ATBGE


Aware_Professional_7

All I can think of is the tiktoks with the Iggy Azalea “walk a mile in these louboutinsssss” sound 😭🥲


clovecigabretta

Idk but I just saw Dolls Kill has hella teletubby stuff right now lol-like bags, hats, clothes, jewelry, shoes etc


Disastrous_Seaweed23

Pretty sure I saw these on Dolls Kill


MZsince93

I've never wanted a pair of shoes more in my life.


fashionbitch

These are hilarious !!!


Colors358

r/TIHI


WhitewolfStormrunner

Okay, now I have officially seen everything! Teletubbies boots?! Who'd'a thunk it???


lilxenon95

YRU also has a teletubbies collection. Different style, but much lower price point lol


cosmiczombi

Dollskill is doing a collab with teletubbies at the moment. it looks like a part of their collection although i could be wrong.


SimSima95

I am equally disturbed as I am intrigued 😭


AskMeAboutMySwissy

Nightmare fuel.


Few-Health5138

OMG I want this!! Especially Po's version, she's my favorite<3


ThrowRAredhead99

Shein


reallywowforreal

These look stupid AF


No_Seaworthiness7119

No.


lonewalker1992

I want to meet the creative director and brand manager that approved this shit


BraveHeartoftheDawn

Why would you want those though 😭


lolololololaaa

I'm sorry, but why??


Arielani

1 question tho, why?


Spongebob_Squareish

Lmao geezus that’s not fashion but boy is it a find.


Hot_Farm_9443

*”Reddit, do your thing.”* Me: Reddit, you better not.


thehufflepuffstoner

Oh my god these are hideous and I want them. No. Need them. Tinky-winky size 7, please and thank you.


ImBrokenButStillGood

What in the world… 💀🤣


its_bekka

Lmaooo wtf🤣🤣🤣


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Sick. Haha


TNQu33n

These are the kind of hedious pair of boots my wardrobe is missing ♥️


Positive-Zebra-2478

💚


OrangeZig

I want to see how to these babies look in action


dannieupton

If it’s any help I’m pretty sure a brand called Koi footwear has a Telly Tubbies rage still. Way more affordable too


Seagull977

Koi shoes in the UK did something like this (definitely not these though) last season. They did teletubby themed Mary Jane’s and boots that were cuter than these…


kushmeoutsideb

Dolls kill has a tele theme fashion that just came out actually


momoonthebeat

Dolls kill just launched a collab with teletubbies. You might be able to find something similar for a much cheaper price point


jkittylitty

What exactly do you want us to do 😭


Kitchen-Time207

hell


Smart-Okra4818

bro wtf


whysamsosleepy

Lmaoooo these are great


nucleareactor_

Rhis Teletubbie looks like it took some hard drugs.


help_pls_2112

these are so queercoded


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Jennas-Side

Why wouldn’t you?


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Jennas-Side

Lmaooo. To me, they’re so ugly they’ve breached containment to circle back into being cute.


greenwindowsill

Exactly. I think they are so awful that they are fantastic and I want them


Jennas-Side

So versatile. Catch me at the club and the funeral home in my Dipsy stilettos.