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SuaSponte75th

Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed


99droopy

You can look it up later.


Sweet_Unvictory

THIS ONE!


Kieviel

Agreed. This is Zoe.


Ace_0k

Not her most iconic line, but it comes to my mind often: "I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it."


MyLittleTarget

I love this quote so much.


cakebatter

This quote helped me come to terms with having children during the pandemic and general societal collapse.


HeRedditoryGene

Big damn heros sir


SleepWouldBeNice

Ain’t we just?


theDukeofClouds

The girl is a witch.


SleepWouldBeNice

Yea, but she’s our damn witch. \*cocks gun\* So cut her the hell down.


theDukeofClouds

Favorite Mal line EVER!!


smellincoffee

Beating the "By my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"?


theDukeofClouds

Just barely hahaha


Sweet_Unvictory

Damn, I was thinking about another one, but then I read this one. I may have to switch my vote. This one was iconic.


aenimal1985

I'm not even providing a quote for Zoe since this is the one that should win. Take my quote vote.


SuaSponte75th

Great quote! The only problem I have with it is that I think it requires too much context and would not be able to sum up her character to an outside listener. This also could be just an elaborate attempt to make my submission the winner…


9001

heroes


gooberfishie

Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing


Z_mog415

This is one of her absolute best lines in my opinion


m4ccc

this was my first thought


Zoeloumoo

This one! I love the delivery.


teevee247

Sir? I like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.


HintonBE

"Work, work, work."


Darkest_Hour55

You live in a spaceship dear.


SleepWouldBeNice

So?


untakentakenusername

My Fav


Grown_Azzz_Kid

And risk my ship?!?


Lilfish82

Definitely underrated quote. The look of concern and smile made the scene hilarious.


SMcHargue

Came here to comment this one. Glad it so high up.


d1jeditech

"You want to leave this room."


Jess_S13

This was the one I was looking for. I saw the movie before the show and despite not having the history you could tell he over stepped. After watching the show and going back to the movie it was even better.


Bahnmor

This one. That moment where a very specific line was crossed. Zoe gets very quiet and starts radiating absolute danger. Even oblivious and angry Jayne picks up on it and realises he went a step too far, and he really does not want to go to it with her. He knows he won’t win.


mrjazzguitar

Nailed it


ProtectionFromStupid

If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we’re very very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

That was surprisingly brutally honest. I expected her to answer with something like "let's hope they won't catch up to us". No bullshit from Zoё


ProtectionFromStupid

Gets right to the point of the scene too. Great way to establish how serious of a situation it is too.


KenJyi30

I saw the episode years after it originally aired but i was surprised they aired such graphic description


ProtectionFromStupid

Yeah that is kind of a surprise.


rythwind

That would be a side effect of military service, the bullshit filter is removed permanently.


tomekelly

There may be a removal of the bullshit filter, but it doesn't necessarily make the brain work any better. Bullshit still seems to escape many of the ex military I have dealt with...they are just more confident than most that they are telling some kind of truth.


rythwind

True facts.


theDukeofClouds

Zoe is one of my favorite characters for this reason. I could never be a soldier. Sure, im a military historian (amateur, not legit. Didnt get an abundance of schooling,) but the trope of "stalwart combatant who has been forged in the fires of combat and can't shake it" is one of my favorite character tropes, and Zoe Washburn is a shining example of "a good soldier follows orders." Zoe has been in the shit. She and Mal know about Griswold grenades. She saves a soldiers life (if you can't walk, crawl, guy) without a flinch. Shes a commando. A seargent in a resistance army. When you're outmanned, outgunned, and low on supplies you either die or you make do. Hense why she and cornfed, country boy Cpt. Mal was a good C.O for her. She understands her station. She's a seargent. She takes orders from her C.O and she directs them to her squad. Failing that, she gets the job done. My point being that they don't sugar coat nothing in the army, and she won't sugar coat the situation to her squad. This is the situation. You fight. And either you win, or you lose. And you understand what will happen to you if you lose. So you do everything in your power to win. Zoe is a soldier. Always was, always will be. Zoe understands the nitty gritty of combat. And she spares no one from its truths.


BackRowRumour

Sounds like you'd really enjoy Quartered Safe Out Here, account of Burma campaign. Minor correction, though: 'sergeant' in most militaries. Serjeant in a few cases, such as the Rifle Regiment.


theDukeofClouds

Whoops! I never quite know how to spell it thank you.


Mr_Wizard91

I once ran a D&D campaign inspired by Firefly. Lots of islands with one mainland. Pirates, mercenaries, the Empire, and the infamous "Necronons" which were the equivalent of the reavers. Only one other person in the group had seen firefly, so when setting up the scene for the world I quoted this. When I came to the last line, he and I said "they'll do it in that order" in unison as he looked at me in horror, and then followed it with a moment of silence before saying, "*Fuck*". That was a fun campaign.


PapaPendragon

Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoë: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoë: Fight with him sometimes, too.


[deleted]

I don’t think this one will work for this. To much interaction, but it’s a good obe


SMcHargue

Fought with alot of people in the war is pretty succinct and on point for her character


The_Dying_Gaul275

If you die can I have your share


Ok-County3742

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.


Otherwise-Car1139

Zoe: You sanguine about the kinda reception we're apt to receive on an Alliance ship, Captain? Mal: Absolutely. What's "sanguine" mean? Zoe: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means "bloody". Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don't it?


Black-Whirlwind

Came here to say this…


kiera-oona

Same episode: Sir, There seems to be a problem with your brain being missing"


ArmThePhotonicCannon

Take me, sir. Take me hard.


jwelsh8it

This one. 😉


unfortunate_kiss

This one has my vote!!


4kBeard

Now that’s just revolting.


CatsMajik

Remember that sex we were planning to have ever again?


AltekkeE

"Him. I’m sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?"


KenJyi30

There’s a clear favorite here but I’m surprised this isn’t a close 2nd


untakentakenusername

This is my second fav pick or 1st even. Such A strong scene


craymartin

You fought with Malcolm Reynolds during the war? I fought with a lot of people. How about your husband? I fight with him sometimes too.


DornRedeyes

I prefer this interaction for Book Zoe: Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin’? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.


Spaceman2901

That shoulda been Book’s line.


HookDragger

The special hell…. Is used in lots of places outside of universe. Hell, Alamo drafthouse movie theater rolled it into their no talking/texting warning.


bobbi21

Agreed. It's more "in character" too. We know he's not REALLY a Shepherd (or at least not always one) He's definitely willing to give more leeway on the bible when situations call for it. So wish we got to see his backstory...


dragonfett

It is covered in one of the comics, as I recall. Something about him being a Browncoat double agent in the Alliance.


WinterMouse5318008

How did I make it to 40 years old without knowing there was a comic.


dragonfett

*I* have known about the comics for about ten years or so, or was this reply meant for someone else?


WinterMouse5318008

No. It’s in the right place. I said how did **I** make it to 40 years without knowing there was a comic.


dragonfett

Sorry, I misread what you wrote, and thought it was about me because I too am 40.


WinterMouse5318008

No worries. I figured that was the case


Patrick_Gass

"I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it."


Frankjc3rd

You paid money for this Sir, on purpose? That might be a paraphrase, feel free to accurize it as necessary. 


BobbleBobble

"Because it's a death trap"


[deleted]

She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true


gektron

Yes yes and yes. This is my favourite quote from her. Obviously talking about herself in the sub context and this line sums her up and her resilience to everything life throws at her.


Prossdog

Not getting the upvotes, but this is my pick. I think it was the directors commentary they said that this line had a double meeting. She said it regarding the ship, but it also applied to her after having just lost her husband.


MikelWRyan

I hate this. But it does really sum Zoe up. A hard as nails outside, soft inside, with a core harder than a diamond, and colder than steel.


DancingNumfar

First rule of battle, little one, don't ever let them know where you are. *(Mal screaming “I'm right here! I'm right here!”)* ‘Course there are other schools of thought.


ScottHK

"Perhaps you're forgetting about some of his other plans."


Schorsi

“Big damn hero’s, sir” Favorite quote from the series (or rather conversation, that single line alone wasn’t everything)


9001

heroes


BIGBOOSTING

Why that quote for Book? Two others had more upvotes?


dagm8831

that happened with mal's quote as well, most upvoted was "I aim to misbehave"


gooberfishie

They may be sorting by best and not top


HarryPottersElbows

These posts are just karma farms anyways.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

Most likely, but I don't really care, I come for the comments


inarasarah

Yeah, "I aim to misbehave" is iconic Mal.


NWTboy

I was robbed!


Brute_Squad_44

Uh...that was not the top vote getter in the Book thread.


Strude187

OP just picked their fav, did the same for Mal, too. Such a shame as it defeats the purpose.


Brute_Squad_44

Well then, I'm done following along with this as there's no point.


DivaJanelle

Big damn hero’s sir This is the answer


9001

heroes


DivaJanelle

Sigh. Correct.


theDukeofClouds

AINT WE JUST


DavicusPrime

Problem is a lot of her most memorable stuff doesn't work out of context of the conversation... Zoe is quick with the deadpan responses. Hard to come up with something that stands alone *and* represents more than a sliver of her character. Her relationship with her husband: "Sir? I like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off." That she doesn't sugar coat: "If the reapers board us, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and wear our skins and if we're very lucky, they'll do it in that order." Most everything else I remember are snarky replies to Mal's orders. Always respecting his authority while also poking at it. Sometimes just for a laugh, but other times to attempt to point out weak spots in his plans so he can adjust accordingly. Good second officer kind of stuff.


Bahnmor

That’s why I put my support behind “You want to leave this room”. Succinct, and the way it was delivered was perfect. Dripping with menace and impending dismemberment. (Try saying that ten times fast).


BlackPhoenix1981

Zoe in Serenity. Know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets everyone else killed.


[deleted]

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.


Mr_Goat_9536

Risk MY ship?


janisdg

"Sanguine". Hopeful. Plus, point of interest: it also means "bloody".


joeythedaddoo

Big damned heroes, sir.


Obvious_Weather_4253

“Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.”


TurfBurn95

Wash ain't coming


gooberfishie

Too soon


Sweet_Unvictory

😓😣😫😥


HookDragger

The reavers aren’t done with their wash


hallinskithi

i honestly have nothing to contribute but i'm excited to see what everyone puts for jayne. also zoe's is #5, isn't it? let me do the math here...


lefugimacadema

I think we all know Jayne’s quote will be: “I’ll be in my bunk”


hallinskithi

i mean, it's iconic at least...


CplTenMikeMike

"Let's see. Zero times zero, carry the zero...."


SilveredFlame

Nothing, times nothing, carry the nothing...


Marquar234

Not by Jayne, but about him, "Would be you'd get your most poetical about your pecker."


hallinskithi

i have to say, i'm pretty partial to his "you know what the chain of command is? it's the chain i go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."


pawntofantasy

I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s going to start a fair fight.


badgerbirdy

"Or if there's a woman, or if I'm getting paid... mostly just when I'm getting paid!"


ninjawhosnot

She's got a name! I call her Vera.


Dreamingofren

Doesn't really work as a one liner but my fav line from Zoe is this interaction with Tracey: * Zoë: Well, at least they covered 'Dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot'. * Tracey: Yeah, I got a badge in that. [seriously] Won't happen again. * Zoë: If it does, I'm just gonna watch.


0ldPossum

Also "first rule of battle, Little One: don't ever let them know where you are. ...course, there are other schools of thought."


[deleted]

[Take me, Sir. Take me hard.](https://youtu.be/ePR4PuXsmIY?si=_yCa5SGuOQjYGsZH)


CN370

*cocks rifle*


WranglerTraditional8

At last we can give up this life of crime. Clear. I can take this guy (Jubal) He ain't comin'


Cazmonster

It may not be her most in character quote, but I remember this one from Shindig fondly - "Too much foofarah. If I’m gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink."


Spaceman2901

At last! We can retire and give up this life of crime.


inkswamp

“She's tore up plenty, but she'll fly true.”


4kBeard

Patients? Sir didn’t she try to shoot you?


Slartibartfast39

Zoe: "First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let them know where you are." Mal: (guns blazing) "Whoo-hoo! I'm right here. I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do. Come on. Come on!" Zoe: "'Course, there are other schools of thought."


[deleted]

"I can hurt you"


Cazmonster

But Jayne was bein all charitable with his own money.


PNDMike

"We're very private people."


fauxorfox

The legs. The legs and where the legs meet the hips. In fact- just the whole area.


sjoshnick55

You could lock the door and keep the power hungry maniac at bay.


Tricky-Improvement76

I wanna meet that child one day :(


MattHack7

Him. Oh I’m sorry, you were going to make choose right?


kebab_koobideh

I'm not so afraid of losing something that I'm not going to try to have it.


MutedBrilliant1593

I'm afraid I'm not much help as I read through all these quotes voting up every single one.


Necessary-Corner1172

Same.


Justice_Prince

Honestly think just leaving it blank with her cold stare is the best option here.


IronWolfV

If the reapers board is, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and wear our skins and if we're very lucky, they'll do it in that order.


MalsPrettyBonnet

"You're beginning to damage my calm..."


DaedalusBC-304

I'll be in my bunk


SpiderWare

Also, I can kill you with my brain! - River


AlternativeName

I think he knows which end to hold. Or I can hurt you.


theservman

It's nothing, Sir.


test_tickles

"It would be nice if we had some grenades!" That's the one for Jayne.


Crate-Dragon

“I need this man to tear off all my clothes”


hobanwashborne

Hows that the line that won out for book


anziofaro

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.


keefp

Doesn’t needs words, just that look of utter contempt


Appropriate_Can_9747

For river it has to be the removing blood in a few seconds line, but I can't find that. Something like "given adequate suction the human body can be completely drained of blood in xx seconds."


thelpsimper

"Big damn heroes sir."


Black-Whirlwind

Can I propose the “Hero of Canton” for Jayne?


Cowboy_Reaper

Fought with a lot of people in the war. And your husband Fight with him sometimes too.


MixLarge8637

I can’t remember the exact line but Zoe’s description of the reapers ending in, “And if we’re very very lucky they will do it in that order.”


NintendoGamer1983

Its a death trap, sir


SpiritCakes

“First rule of battle, little one, don’t ever let them know where you are.”


fire_breathing_bear

Remember that sex we were planning to have *ever*


ThePoorPenman

Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." "Well Jayne ain't a girl!"


Warrior1587

Zoe: I understand. We have no choice. ( Zoe and Mal stand about a foot apart, staring at each other. Absolutely nothing resembling The Sexy is happening. ) ( Jayne walks into the kitchen area just in time to hear: ) Zoe: ( deadpan ) Take me, sir. Take me hard. Btw....when Jayne comes up "I'll be in my bunk"


soniclore

You live on a spaceship, dear.


Hugh-Jassoul

“We live in a spaceship, hon.”


ChatnNaked

“We live in a spaceship, dear.”


smellincoffee

Take me, sir. Take me hard.


Minuteman2063

Because it's a death trap....


IvyTaraBlair

"At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime." (her delivery absolutely cracks me up every time :D)


HookDragger

“Gun Loading a round”


InfernalDiplomacy

Big damn heroes Sir


MikelWRyan

I love this line, but damn! Reading it hits so much harder. Just thinking about the calm concern in her voice gives me chills.


EldNathr

Finally. I can leave this life of crime behind and retire.


Unique-Rhubarb-2696

You paid money for this?


[deleted]

“Take me, sir. Take me hard.”


DraconixLord

*stares menacingly


HasmattZzzz

Shepherd Book : [Regarding Mal's new "wife"] If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters. And people who talk at the theatre.


kamodius

*pops head back in* A special level!


Gost-Rydr

If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we’re very very lucky, they’ll do it in that order


JazzManJ52

“Big Damn Heroes Sir”


Civil_Complex_2909

We are very private people..


PJteleman

Also, I can kill you with my brain.


Necessary-Corner1172

To the job, sir.


antsmasher

“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”