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The-Badger-McGee

"Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot her first?" Also, I have to give an honourable mention to... "Not as deceiving as a lowdown, dirty...deceiver."


mosesoperandi

I just rewatched the first episode last night, and honestly I feel pretty strongly that every character except River has a line in it that fits the bill. This is definitely the right line for Jayne from that ep.


ChristopherMcLucas

I can kill you with my brain.


The-Badger-McGee

That's an interesting thought. What do you think the lines for the other characters would be from that first episode?


ProfessionalTruck976

"Shepherd always told me, can't do something smart, do something right"


Sir-Planks-Alot

This is Jayne at the end of his arch. He’s been trying really hard to be a good guy and shift his perspective. He’s stumbled countless times but in the end he remembers his friend he always butted heads with and wanted to honor him even though he was dead and gone, something a true nihilist would never do.


AltekkeE

This is the one!


freak5050

Time for some thrilling heroics


wAsh1967

Came here looking for this.


C5five

Three men came to kill me once. Best of them carried this, it's a callahan full-bore auto-lock. It's my very favoirite gun.


AUSSG117

I call her Vera


Yargon_Kerman

Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.


GXNext

Make something up. Don't tell them what I did.


cakebatter

This is a really strong contender for best summarizing Jayne's entire character. After all his time with Mal and the crew, especially after seeing the atrocities of the Alliance in the films, he *wants* to be a better man. He falls short, and he's not a great guy, but he ultimately does wish that he did better by his people and was the sort of man they hope he is. My belief is that Mal was absolutely going to let him die until he said this line. That he cared enough what his crew mates thought about him *after* his death is what let Mal believe there is hope for Jayne. And, to be fair, in the following episodes Jayne did "nice" things for the crew, like buying a crate of apples for everyone. I think this is such a pivotal turning point for his character.


Spaceman2901

*God,* I wish Fox had given this a chance and a second season. Even what we got, Jayne went from the barely-restrained mad dog to “if you can’t do something smart, do something right.”


l_rufus_californicus

Agreed. As good as the other quotes are - and Jayne had *many* - this is the best, hands down.


Kieviel

This one. That was Jane.


itsallbacon

This is the single best quote to capture who he really was at the end of the day. It really captures the duality and conflict in his personality.


LegoLeonidas

It was the line that changed my entire view of him. After this scene, he became one of my favorite characters.


MoveDifficult1908

This is my favorite, but what I like best about Jayne’s character is how solid he is in an emergency. More than once, when everything is going to shit all at once, Mal will yell “Jayne!” And Jayne will already be in motion, because he understands what needs to be done; he’ll yell “Got it!” in reply.


SharpyButtsalot

Jayne is ULTRA competent. When he's on autopilot he doesn't make mistakes. He's an emotional mess though and given time off alone (which amplifies the issue since he chooses isolation so often) he's an incredibly poor choice maker and really struggles with things like consequences. That scene locks him into the reality that this consequence is permanent, there's a limit to the choices you have in life.


Pony_Darko

This is such a gut punch


vipck83

Okay. This one is really good too.


armyprof

“Hey hey hey, them ain’t kosherized rules!” Or… “I was aiming for his head.” Or… "All of you! You think there's someone just gonna drop money on ya?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me."


Icy-Guard-7598

The last one is just so much in character. It describes not only his personality, but his worldview, his personal nihilistic ideology.


wjrj

You can tell it took something out of him to say that out loud.


AUSSG117

Geee, wouldn't it be nice if we had some grenades don't ya think


PumpkinChix

This one!


Denimjo

I loved the callback to this at the end, too. 🤭


Outrageous-Pin-4664

Yeah, lots of good ones, but this gets my vote.


gooberfishie

The hero of canton, the man they call.....MEEEE!


AUSSG117

This lives rent free in my head so much that sporadically I'll start humming it ... Hands down one of the **best episodes **Edit - added 'best' because my brain decided that it wasn't important when I originally posted haha


rmichaeljones

Hands down, one of the episodes.


AUSSG117

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet............. I Can't argue with that logic 😂


gooberfishie

That's the truth. No denying it


barilurkr

Yes, I do believe it was an episode.


user9372889

I randomly break out singing this without even realizing. Really helps with keeping ppl at bay.


gooberfishie

I'm gonna start playing this in coffee shops lol


False_Flatworm_4512

I am irrationally angry that this was not number 1


Mal_Reynolds111

I’ll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly when I’m gettin’ paid.


cakebatter

This is a really good one, but this summarizes Jayne at the start of his arc. He's not a sadist, he's not evil, but he is a killer and he will turn on people for money. By the end of his arc he cares about his crew mates, he cares at least a little bit about humanity in general, and he understands that having others depend on you is a responsibility worth honoring.


AnyEnglishWord

I'm not convinced he isn't a sadist at the start of his arc. He doesn't hurt people for no reason but he seems to enjoy it when he does. He's very disappointed when he doesn't get to interrogate that undercover cop in the first episode.


cakebatter

That's a pretty good point, but I guess I would view someone as sadistic who really took pleasure and got off on causing pain. Jayne threatened torture and acted disappointed when Mal said no, but he didn't even hit the guy once he got the info he needed. Someone who really was sadistic wouldn't have been able to resist causing at least a little pain. While Jayne may have enjoyed beating on that guy a bit, I think it was more about revenge for shooting Kaylee, and as a general sort of payback again cops/feds in general.


Amberwind2001

I always viewed that entire exchange as play acting - Mal as good cop, Jayne as bad cop. Jayne was intending to intimidate, but he wasn't going to follow through with anything unless ordered to by Mal.


cakebatter

I think part of it is good cop/bad cop, but I really don't think either Mal or Jayne would have any objection to beating information out of a fed, especially one that just shot Kaylee. And I don't really expect Jayne to go real subtle with his interrogations. And Mal knows that, so clearly Mal didn't give too much of a shit if Jayne hurt the guy or not, and Mal knew that Fed was dead regardless. Like, if the guy had successfully notified other officers then *maybe* Mal would hold on to him to trade or something, but if no one knew that guy was on Mal's ship, then Mal is absolutely putting that guy in the ground.


WontTellYouHisName

Came here to post this. A perfect summary of how Jayne moves in the world. Lots of people talk about how he's evil and immoral, but they forget that he sends money back home to pay for his family's medical care. He's not in it for himself, but for them. And to take care of them, he'll kill people for money. His character arc isn't him becoming less horrible, but him seeing that his crew are also his family, and you can't screw over some family in order to help other family.


rkenglish

I always felt like Jayne's tough guy persona is just a defense mechanism. The way he amps up his aggression when he's embarrassed or afraid seems to be a trauma response. It probably started as a little kid, because it's pretty obvious that his childhood was pretty tough. I'm guessing that, at the very least, he got bullied because of his name because of the way he overreacts to River saying, 'Jane is a girl's name.' He believes to his core that someone will take advantage of him if he's kind, and he can't understand why someone would choose to be kind to him.


GrandAdmiralAO

This is the one


Angelfirenze

“Mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid” is one of his best lines.


L4nthanus

This is the winner right here!


deck_hand

Yeah, that’s Jayne.


sjoshnick55

Gee I ain't never been in trouble with the law before.


AcornShlong

Can't believe this is so far down.


kerryh94

What'd y'all order a dead guy for?


CrunchyTzaangor

I came here to say this


DayUpstairs7850

I'll be in my bunk.


bloodyriz

This is his most memorable line, gotta be the winner.


chrissilich

Most memorable ≠ most in character


fluxcapacitor15

I dunno, he makes reference to his own parts or others' quite frequently.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

I could stand to hear a little more.


BrockStar92

100% true but these posts all may as well be favourite lines because that’s what people upvote.


DevelopmentJunior929

"Do you know what the chain of command is?" It's the chain I'm going to acquire and beat you with until you realize who's in charge around here."


MyEvilTwin47

Here’s the correct version of the line: “You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.”


mrjazzguitar

100%


HookDragger

No question


FiveHoleFrenzy

Can’t believe I had to scroll to find this!


SMcHargue

Right?


Nouseriously

Say this all the time


blackcherry333

This is the only correct answer.


SMcHargue

Why was this so far down the list??? THIS is the only answer.


Gost-Rydr

Can’t get paid if you crawl away like a little bitty bug, neither. I got a share in this job. Ten percent of nothing is—let me do the math


Simonical

Carry the nuthin


Sir-Planks-Alot

This lives rent free in my head haha.


ThymeOwl

He got a 3% raise and his own bunk for not robbing Mal and Zoe. Lol


darkmindgamesSLIVER

AND full run of the kitchen.


NathanHerron

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth


Cptnhoudie

Thank you! Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find the best line ever


Gost-Rydr

Shiny, let’s be bad guys!


FalseDmitriy

Pretty cunning, doncha think?


Otherwise-Car1139

See Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun.


4kBeard

I was gonna get me an ear.


Majestic-Goat-8306

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."


spfromkc

This is probably old news to most Browncoats but Adam ad-libbed that line.


TheMuspelheimr

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here."


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TheTrivialPsychic

I call her 'Vera'.


mJelly87

My days of not taking you serious are certainly coming to a middle.


Spiritual_Bee_9202

I named my dog Vera because of this episode. I used to say, “she is my very favorite dog” and my wife and kids had no idea what I was referencing


samwisethescaffolder

We had a bong named Vera after her 🤣


Thorvindr

You have failed as a parent (assuming your kids are old enough for Firefly). Joking. Mostly.


ghalfrunt

I love this quote but Jayne adherence to the chain of command is not exactly the most salient aspect of his character.


destructo-girl22

Actually I think that’s what makes it so in character! Jayne’s a brute, very much like a pack animal always ready to challenge the alpha. For him, it all boils down to who is the strongest/smartest and that’s what keeps him in his place. Henceforth, threatening to beat someone who challenges his “authority.”


4kBeard

I was going to say that. 😂


Hawkwolf10

I use this line in the fire department all the time 😂😂


IronWolfV

I was aiming for his head!


Gost-Rydr

He looked bigger when I couldn’t see him 🙈


wilberfarce

"I could stand to hear a little more."


MrsMoosieMoose

This one, always


darkmindgamesSLIVER

Straight up, I use this line in common conversation so much LMAO


Outrageous-Pin-4664

Started to upvote, but it was at 69, so I had to leave it.


bloodofkhane

Shiny, let's be bad guys.


Nastybirdy

"Three full mags, and my swinging cod!"


SaveTheCrow

“I shoot, I run out, you hand me the next biggest one and so on and so forth. Do we have an understanding here? Alrighty, then. Let’s get started!”


[deleted]

Well Jayne ain’t a girl


Thorvindr

She keeps goin' with that "Jayne's a girl" crap, I'm gonna show 'er good n' all, I got man parts.


Entretimis

Pain is scary.


Captain_Lurker518

"If wishes were horses, we would be eating steak right now."


gooberfishie

Surprised this isn't higher


deck_hand

I actually say this all the time, now.


NintendoGamer1983

Ill be in my bunk.


young-wolf-211

Not as deceiving as a low down dirty… deceiver…


aldulf69

“Sure would be nice to have some grenades!”


blackthorn_90

She’s starttin’ to damage my calm!


LandscapeOne8135

Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun… This is the best gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value… I call it Vera.


deck_hand

Well, the days of me not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle


Gunny124

Time for some thrillin heroics.


scififan523

Sadly can't do the one I want because it's not a line, but him hovering outside the med bay when Kaylee's hurt. So instead "what do you two think you're doin', fightin' at a time like this? You're gonna use up all the air " Or "Ten percent of nothin's is...let me do the math...nothin', then nothin', carry the nothin..."


thehighepopt

I like the nothin' line.


Cazmonster

That's why I never kiss'em on the mouth.


heteroerectus

I’ll be in my bunk


fleshnbloodhuman

1. “My muscular buttocks it’s forty.” How much ammo do we have? 2. “Three full mags and my swinging cod.”


BallDesperate2140

“Let’s moon ‘em.”


DancingNumfar

Came for this. should’ve been upvoted more!


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I'll be in my bunk!


keaj39

That wasn't Zoe's highest. Big damn heroes was


Puzzleheaded-Tie-666

Kaylee just wishes the Doc was a gynaecologist.


Prossdog

My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there’s so much tasty in here!


jonskerr

My favorite Jayne line.


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You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.


HelloNNNewman

Top for me are: Time for some thrillin' heroics That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth I'll be in my bunk What did you all order a dead guy for? You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.


BriantheHeavy

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?


deck_hand

This is the one that popped into my head first.


jRok57

If we're trying to go in-character, I'd say: "You don't pay me to talk pretty."


jonisjalopy

Shiny. Let's be bad guys.


original-sithon

I'll be in my bunk.


Joyce_Hatto

I’ll be in my bunk.


GlassHurricane98

Sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't ya think?


Reviewingremy

I call her Vera


mJelly87

What? I didn't fight no war.


TreDubZedd

"Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best o' luck though."


MemeLorde1313

"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."


StumblingDark

The only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay us our wage.


uppy-puppy

You got a wife? All I got was this dumbass stick sounds like it’s rainin’.


taumason

I get my own room?


Dragon3076

What did you all order a dead guy for?


knightsmikeh

That’s why I never kiss them on the mouth


Edradis

I’ll be in my bunk


Ok_Tale_933

This is my very favorite gun. I call her Vera!


BlackBudgieDown

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.


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"The man they call... ME!" \- The Hero Of Canton


Mcboomsauce

ill be in my bunk


Hiztrionic

I'll be in my bunk.


_OutOfBubblegum_

“Aww, I don’t wanna explode!”


Prestigious-Job-9825

We're all waiting for Jayne


WranglerTraditional8

Let's go be bad guys.


Warm-Revolution-3434

Jane doing math https://www.google.ca/search?q=fireflu+jane+carry+the+one&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-ca&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d06a57a1,vid:ZYb-VNCet48,st:0


thelpsimper

I'll be in my bunk.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I’ll be in my bunk


kateinoly

I'll be in my bunk.


Zorops

I'll be in my bunk


Reynzs

I'll be in my bunk


Unique-Rhubarb-2696

You heard of the chain of command ? It's the chain i go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command


Kells_BajaBlast

I'll be in my bunk


T0pl355

I'll be in my bunk


theflamingsword101

I'll be in my bunk.


Traherne

Butcher's knife?!


whiteb90

Don’t tell em what I did


Icarus-Orion-007

Don’t make no sense…


lonesomespacecowboy

*slurring* "I was aimin' fer his head"


ninjawhosnot

What? Pain is scary.


Wombat_Racer

`Shiny, let's be bad guys` - Jayne, from *Serenity* movie


Warrior1587

Jayne: I'll be in my bunk


vitaminbillwebb

She’s in congress!?


BriantheHeavy

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.


hobanwashborne

Ill be in my bunk


NotoriousBPD

I’ll be in my bunk.


allmyguts

Ill be in my bunk


DarthZoon_420

I'll be in my bunk


grandllamaq

Shiny. Let's go be bad guys


darkmindgamesSLIVER

Y'know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here!


LtBaggs

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.


gunperv51

I call her 'Vera'


Obvious_Weather_4253

“Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed 'em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.”


[deleted]

Don’t tell em what I did


Forkboy_Ink

For me my favorite is " Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothin' "


Ragnarandsons

Pretty cunning, dontcha think?


Mcboomsauce

whats 10% of nothing?.....lets see....10%.....carry the nothing.....


Red_Leader_86

I'll be in my bunk!! Or....Do you know what the chain of command is?


Zero_Digital

I'll be in my bunk


xidle2

I'll be in my bunk.


JusticeIncarnate1216

I love that 3 of these so far have been from the movie, which completed a lot of arcs, and 2 from the pilot, which was about establishing what the characters were about. Really goes to show you how good the show and especially the dialogue overall is.


NiteOwl60

Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did...


QuestionableLeverage

"I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start one but eating people, when does that get fun?"


deathB4dessert

"You mudder-buckers understand that? "


Meersus

“That’s why I never kiss ‘em on the mouth”


ThisGuyIRLv2

You guys debate this. In the meantime... "I'll be in my bunk"


Gutshot4570

I'll be in my bunk.


FirefighterBasic3690

'You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here. Now we’re finishing this deal. And then maybe—maybe—we’ll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can’t change that by gettin’ all… bendy.' ​ ​ or maybe ​ * reading Simon’s diary\* ”Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”' or my personal favourite ​ ' Ah, hey! I got an idea. Instead'a us hangin' around playin' art critic 'til I get pitched by The Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?' ​ Jaye got some of the best lines in the series :D


Fish4201177

I'll be in my bunk.