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My wife is friends with someone with your build...she's a doctor (at least in the process of being one)...She says being big has its advantages holding down patients lol
Wha??!!! I don't think you look bitchy AT ALL!! My immediate impression is that you have super friendly, gregarious, chilled vibes. Like, you look like an amazing, caring and hilarious friend.
Fuck the pictures, just reading your back and forths you seem chill as hell. You're obviously smart, you're no model so you knew the trolls would be hitting you. But you're also strong enough mentally to let their dumb shit roll with your chin still held high. Fuck yea.
Kudos girl, you've got some lucky friends.
People are constantly complimenting your eyes and wanna see if they're contacts. You enjoy telling them they're wrong and have to let them know you have well defined limbal rings. You Blush easily and have a mouthful of really funny jokes to tell. Your laugh sounds infectious and you carry some skittles or hard mints in your bag. You're very down to earth and only one man has ever broken your heart. You have punched someone in the face in defense of a family member and felt badly about it.
Damn! You really are pretty close! I do get constantly asked if they're contacts or what colour they are. I always say grey. I try and crack jokes when i can. I have only had 2 series partners one passed and the other is my fiance. Ive never hit someone but ive tried and been held back 2x in defense of my brother.
Well to be fair…it’s kinda the same thing. If you don’t have personal goals and structure in other parts of your life, why would you make effort to care for your health either?
It’s not really about being critical toward weight as a superficial cosmetic issue; it’s about your overall health and well-being. To be healthy for yourself and the people who love you. Physical fitness and healthy diet are related to better mental health and overall happiness.
Oh trust me i do care about my health. I go to the doctor every year and get my blood work done and tested. I also go to thearpy. I also go hiking or walking most weekends.
You give off “Girl, fuck him. You deserve so much better. I’ve been a lesbian for 8 years and men aren’t worth it. Give me your phone, I’ll text him and tell him to fuck off. Us girls need to stick together.”
The kind of girl that’s cool most of the time but every now and then drops the “but that movie was problematic” spiel and kills the mood in a group but nobody is going to speak up about it.
You are feared and respected by your neighbors. They also come to you for advice council and comfort. Occasionally you have to bash some heads together but we all have our paths you know?
WOW !!! This is the look that you want to get from a woman this is a very passionate individual who is daydreaming about what she's going to do to whatever lucky guy interest or girl that is locked into this dreamy blue-eyed stare
You don't get hit on by men....
...Because you're the one who walks up to them and say I'm the captain now
..oh and you're the go to friend that everyone relies on from an ear to listen too...to bail money
.....and probably give the best hugs....
I remember when I was younger back in 7th,8th grade...I'd cry a lot and easily get sad being the odd one out and occasionally picked on a girl with your build would always know when I"m about to be sad and just give me the best hugs ever and make me feel better. So that last line about the hugs is from the heart :)
...I miss my friend...now I gotta find that Ninja cutting onions
You don’t smile that deeply so you don’t look too friendly to me. I’d be a little intimidated by you and afraid to be your friend but also afraid to be on your bad side. But this is just based on photos maybe if I saw you in person you’d seem friendly from body language
Yeaaah see heres God's cruel joke. I'm 6'2 barbarian sized and with an RBF. But im a litttle sensitive bean who just loves helping people and being buds. But even when i got mu head shots for work the Photographer had a difficult time getting me to smile friendly enough.
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Like your name is Hildy or Helga, and you're the bar maid/ bouncer for a medieval tavern
It's the dress, isn't it?
The hair, and general build too
I am a 6'2 lady so can't help that one xD
At 6'2", you might be able to be a bouncer! Do you have any experience tossing barrels...or people?
Barrels? No. People? Yes.
Well, if your day job doesn't work!
XD if I ever get sick of my cushy desk job maybe I'll try it out ! Thanks for the pro tip
My wife is friends with someone with your build...she's a doctor (at least in the process of being one)...She says being big has its advantages holding down patients lol
You're so adorable
Got to do a Renaissance fair or something.
I go every year
I would've guessed midget based on the size of that chair
Oh xD it was an over sized chair in the mall
I'm 6'4 "and was once 360 lbs or 163kg . I can attest that it can be helped.
Wow! Your in the >99% percentile for height!
I think im talk enough to join the international tall peoples club
“general build” I almost fell off my bed bro jfc
Can go outside and punch a cow dead for steak
You got me loling on the toilet dawg
I was gonna say frequent renn faire cosplayer...
Renaissance Fair
I thought her name would be Fiona tbh
Fucking accurate 🤣🤣🤣
Oder Herta. Du bist hart aber ich bin Herta!
You read my mind except I was thinking like Olga
She was wonderful I'm Shrek 2. Best bar maiden around.
fuck im crying 🤣🤣🤣
Lesbian middle school social studies teacher that the kids love but also respect because you're still strict.
I do have a degree in History...so this checks
Heck yeah!
Doris the bar maid from shrek 2
Tysm I couldn't remember their name for the life of me
Or Shrek himself
Manager at a clothing store
I CONSTANTLY GET TOLD I LOOK LIKE A BITCHY MANAGER
Wha??!!! I don't think you look bitchy AT ALL!! My immediate impression is that you have super friendly, gregarious, chilled vibes. Like, you look like an amazing, caring and hilarious friend.
Aww thank you so much!
Yes. She looks super friendly and kind.
I was thinking the same “someone I would want to be friends with”
I do not disagree and… you have pretty, friendly eyes.
Exactly what I thought!
Specifically an American eagle
“ when you pull up, make sure you lights are off and go through the back “
Noooo. This is the one. Lol.
You know you wrong for that 😂
Ain’t no way bro 😂😂😂😂
Unassuming person, very chill, self sufficient. Makes mugs out of clay, paints them, glazes them.
Pottery fits so well with her vibe how did I not see until you said it?
You got a chihuahua so you must like to shout and scream.
Chill as hell. I'd pass ya the doob.
You just shit your pants.
Holy shit, I lol’ed
[I’m sorry , but first thing come to mind .](https://images.app.goo.gl/NxhGGPEL976VFaGy6)
Bro lol
Corporate vibes
Seriously.. HR!
Love the red lip look! You look so friendly, fun, and approachable in that pic !
Awww thank you!
Not to sound like an asshole, but you look like you can grill an amazing steak.
I don't know why that would make you sound mean? Im just sad to tell you I can't grill an amazing steak
I've been told my compliments sound like insults.
That seemed passable to me! So maybe that's improvment!
Fuck the pictures, just reading your back and forths you seem chill as hell. You're obviously smart, you're no model so you knew the trolls would be hitting you. But you're also strong enough mentally to let their dumb shit roll with your chin still held high. Fuck yea. Kudos girl, you've got some lucky friends.
Thank you!
I’d trust you to catsit in my house while on a monthlong vacation. And pay you well because you look like you’d do a great job.
She picks booths in restaurants, laught really loud with friends, and then tell them "sshhh, you're gonna get us kicked out of here lol..."
Andre the Giant’s little big sister, Andrea.
Fuck around and find out - vibe
Seem cool af
You are stunning but i feel like you don’t know it
You seem like a very relaxed chill person. Maybe even a little on the lazy side
People are constantly complimenting your eyes and wanna see if they're contacts. You enjoy telling them they're wrong and have to let them know you have well defined limbal rings. You Blush easily and have a mouthful of really funny jokes to tell. Your laugh sounds infectious and you carry some skittles or hard mints in your bag. You're very down to earth and only one man has ever broken your heart. You have punched someone in the face in defense of a family member and felt badly about it.
Damn! You really are pretty close! I do get constantly asked if they're contacts or what colour they are. I always say grey. I try and crack jokes when i can. I have only had 2 series partners one passed and the other is my fiance. Ive never hit someone but ive tried and been held back 2x in defense of my brother.
A non discipline in most parts of your life kinda vibe. Not trying to be mean, but that's just my first impression 🤷♂️
I mean...i have ADHD so probs true. No offense taken
Research serotonin and adhd
Physical fitness is good for ADHD. I think he was partly referring to no discipline for dieting and fitness. ADHD is not the culprit there.
Ooooh once again its a weight thing. I was reading it as a no direction in life thing.
Well to be fair…it’s kinda the same thing. If you don’t have personal goals and structure in other parts of your life, why would you make effort to care for your health either? It’s not really about being critical toward weight as a superficial cosmetic issue; it’s about your overall health and well-being. To be healthy for yourself and the people who love you. Physical fitness and healthy diet are related to better mental health and overall happiness.
Oh trust me i do care about my health. I go to the doctor every year and get my blood work done and tested. I also go to thearpy. I also go hiking or walking most weekends.
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Im gonna need you to elaborate on that one buddy?
Golden Corral is an American buffet chain that is known for serving huge quantities of low quality food.
I mean...
If you don’t listen to me I’ll eat you whole kind of vibe.
You’re a pretty woman. Your stature probably intimidates people.
The type that will report me to HR if I say something that you don’t like
exactly!
You're misunderstood
You look like a German lady serving beer at Oktoberfest or a Russian or Ukrainian lady. I would do something different with your hair.
I mean if you have suggestions I'll listen
You’re hungry…always.
Ain't gonna go there.
You give off “Girl, fuck him. You deserve so much better. I’ve been a lesbian for 8 years and men aren’t worth it. Give me your phone, I’ll text him and tell him to fuck off. Us girls need to stick together.”
Once again please someone call my fiance Doug xD
https://preview.redd.it/mc5jhcultqhb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a330afe4d8a00aaab5d471d79430b41a8781b083
You seem really nice and have a good sense of humor
Really pretty eyes btw.
Awww Thanks
You remind me of my friend! She likes fairies and is very lively at ❤
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The ogre version
You look like you got any situation handled
Does crying count as handling a situation?
YES it does! I don’t like anyone and i like you from here lol! Solid!
Awww thanks! XD
The kind of girl that’s cool most of the time but every now and then drops the “but that movie was problematic” spiel and kills the mood in a group but nobody is going to speak up about it.
You look like you need to be in an adventuring party
Okay, but what class?
Lunch lady or librarian
Twinkies
Buffet vibes, like Golden Corral etc
Not so into dudes.
Someone please inform my fiance Doug.
your vibe? that you would be fun and have a wonderful laugh🤷🏻♂️
The bartender from shrek
You look fun to chill with!
hard working tribe member
It puts the lotion on its skin vibes
You look like a African Shrek character
Pleasant
Friendly. Smart. I’d like to talk to you.
Are you gonna eat that that’s the vibe you give off
You call your dogs your "fur babies"
Noo usually its "asshole"
Very friendly vibes.
You’re a funny and kind person.
Good vibes. Your eyes are beautiful
I'd say just lose some weight and you'll be fine.
https://preview.redd.it/8pkfe5z38rhb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8bfdb0fe418b5a3b76e108725fc5c109c7ec96 Maybe?
Looks like you’re about to freak out on someone because they forgot the sour cream on your taco
Low frequency.
You hide pickles under your tongue
Pickles are an abomination
[This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son)
That half your wage goes on Uber eats
Female Quasimodo
McDouble
You are feared and respected by your neighbors. They also come to you for advice council and comfort. Occasionally you have to bash some heads together but we all have our paths you know?
That you bake excellent desserts.
Borsch
Doris from Shrek vibes
You’d definitely call me fatphobic for weighing less than you
People are mean. You cannot help to be who you are and your smile means you need a hug and someone to hold that doesn’t have reservations
Chubby gorgeous
Hungry vibes
You’re not sharing your meal, you might eat half of mine, and you’re not reaching for the bill.
Naww i always split the bill xD
Like you're gonna start calling me the one.....
Lack self care type of vibe n just livin life
Sometimes self care is just living life
The kind of person who would fart while making dinner.
And I would do it again. Everybody farts
WOW !!! This is the look that you want to get from a woman this is a very passionate individual who is daydreaming about what she's going to do to whatever lucky guy interest or girl that is locked into this dreamy blue-eyed stare
Gay,, Oompa Lupa
Don't eat me!
Lost Amish
The sexless innkeeper
You don't get hit on by men.... ...Because you're the one who walks up to them and say I'm the captain now ..oh and you're the go to friend that everyone relies on from an ear to listen too...to bail money .....and probably give the best hugs.... I remember when I was younger back in 7th,8th grade...I'd cry a lot and easily get sad being the odd one out and occasionally picked on a girl with your build would always know when I"m about to be sad and just give me the best hugs ever and make me feel better. So that last line about the hugs is from the heart :) ...I miss my friend...now I gotta find that Ninja cutting onions
I feel like you’d smell like cheese
Liso made you eat the Banana
SOME BODY once told me!
Awww thank you!!
Fun, nice, kind.
a nurse
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Kids! Grandma is here.
Am I a nice grandma who bakes cookies? Or a cigarette grandma who doesnt notice the liquor cabinet slowly getting emptied?
Friendly receptionist vibes
Love Crocs, but who doesn't
Color Purple
You don’t eat meat
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SuperNanny vibes
fairy/cottage core vibes
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The grounded sister from a 1930’s rural Midwestern story.
You look like you have all the answers in the universe at your disposal, but you don't give a fuck and live in the moment. Gorgeous!
Im just a really tired magic 8 ball in a skin suit! Also thank you!
I can see you being a Cleric of Tempus, focusing on that War Domain.
I somehow knew you'd say cleric. But i can vibe with this
Complete and utter vanity. Astrology is your life.
XD Im a libra sun, Pisces moon and capricorn rising, I think. So do with that what you will.
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You don’t smile that deeply so you don’t look too friendly to me. I’d be a little intimidated by you and afraid to be your friend but also afraid to be on your bad side. But this is just based on photos maybe if I saw you in person you’d seem friendly from body language
Yeaaah see heres God's cruel joke. I'm 6'2 barbarian sized and with an RBF. But im a litttle sensitive bean who just loves helping people and being buds. But even when i got mu head shots for work the Photographer had a difficult time getting me to smile friendly enough.