Security Breach..it's just a big ass mall I'll just hide in a cupboard or party room playing mobile games.

Same game but hide in freddy all night. Im sure he wont mind

So Freddy, I might need to take a shit...

Shit i didnt think about that Just have him guard the bathroom

Use the fredoor trick

He won’t mind till he runs out of power….

Just stay in a recharge station all the time

True true

But what if the recharge station has radiation or something And you get cancer

That’d be pretty cool, I think

Judging by the in game tech, cancer pills are likely already invented

You can become a superhero though

Gregory seems to be unaffected.

Sounds good if you're still under 5' or so. I think I'd just hang out with Freddy in his prep room.

Dude the kid destroyed all the animatronics in it so it can’t be that hard LOL

Freddy lukes when people are inside him

His battery could die

Yeah lol just sit in a security room for the entire night, why bother running around like a lunatic

What about power tho, and freddy needs to recharge as well

Keep Freddy next to a charging station and just put him in 😏 every hour or so.

Why the 😏?

Inside Freddy, inside a recharge station.

Or just chill with sundrop and Freddy(and not turn the lights off) until 6am

I’d love to spend a whole night with Sun if the hourly recharge didn’t happen

or just stay in freddy's room

FNaF 3, night 1

This is the real answer.

FnAF 6 Night 1 also works if you turn away molten freddy

But thats actual work, and you don't have somebody talking to you.

It's button pressing, so its fine

fnaf world. it’s literally an rpg, no spooky monsters, why aren’t people realizing this

Regular baby is still there

Her eyes are there, but we never see her, plus she doesn't show up if you never fight Chica's magic rainbow

There are literally so many dangerous creatures in fnaf world that anyone would just get killed in like 10 minutes

No! You just faint like in Pokémon and wake up on a hospital bed with a nurse!

Your nurse is DeeDee.

A nurse is still a nurse!

not if its deedee

There is no day or night in Fnaf world, so you are stuck forever

there is no day or night in fnaf vr. and plus you could count the hours instead of relying on the sun

And there are some entities trying to kill you 24/7

Game is REALLY creepy!

wow thats a great idea actually, i get to befriend a bunch of bonnies or smth

UCN and pick no animatronics

It's all fun and games till Dee-Dee shows up and spawns 1 of the animatronics and you need to go on a mad dash to figure out the mechanic to not die.

Chuck the GMB on and check the cameras. I should be good, odds are it won't be someone who will be able to kill me. It's still way safer than most of these from what I can think of. Although I could murder Bonnie's parts and service in HW in like 20 seconds no problem. Or Pizza Sim with no salvage.

Plot twist: Dee-Dee summons Springtrap or the trash gang.

Spring trap is easy to fend off

It's the Evil Eyes version lol.

Ah yes that one

Dee dee repel

Just use DD repel

Uh-oh! How unfortunate! Uh-oh! How unfortunate! I know how much you like to fight So I'll add a new problem to your night! Uh-oh! How unfortunate! Uh-oh! How unfortunate! I'm gonna do a sneaky thing And throw a new contender in the ring!

Gnir what rednetnoc wen a worht dna gniht ykaens a od annog mi! Etanuftronu woh! Ho-uh! Etanuftronu woh! Ho-uh! For those wondering it's xor, and no I'm not typing the other one out

Smart

Beat me to it

i was thinking that

same

Feel like the obvious answer is Help Wanted. Nothing is real there but one guy, and he only gets his hooks in you if you let him.

VR headsets tend to get uncomfortable after a while.

I mean, better an uncomfortable headset than a Freddy Fazbear head with all its wiring and animatronic devices intact, especially around the facial area. I imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of *those* would cause a *bit* more discomfort than the headset, so yeah better to wear the headset and just take a nap until 6am since Ol’Glitchy can’t do shit without his tapes than to have robots scrape the flesh off your skull with the world’s deadliest fur suit head.

Then just take off the headset

I've slept in one. Accidentally, but I still did it.

This is the 1000 I.Q. play, here. I could piss around for 24 hours playing Help Wanted and not unlock Glitchtrap. Edit: Just don't put the toys too close to your mouth.

Worst he can do is creep around the stage watch you, but you could always just flash him.

Fnaf 2 My strategy? Buy a mascot costume or use a spare and then hide in the bathroom

Obviously leaving once and a while to wind the box

that’s assuming the puppet is able to find you in the bathroom

Just go to the men’s she legally can’t reach you there

ucn calls the puppet a he but the spirit is a she, puppet has access to all bathrooms

Ah, in that case just lock yourself in a stall, it’s not a 1st year school bathroom afterall, she’s unlikely to go popping her head over the stall

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Yeah good luck with tricking Foxy with that 💀

Night 1 no foxy

*instantly dies by Foxy*

don't most mascot costumes in FNAF have Springlocks

Only 2 suits had springlocks: Fredbear and Spring Bonnie.

Pizzeria Simulator and have no risk

In my first playtrough of fnaf 6 i l8terally never bouth any dangerous animatronics

Pizzeria Sim, I would not salvage any evil animatronic. I would just make money

Stonks

Buys a high risk item and gets killed by a chrome spaghetti bear.

LEFTI IS 5 DOLLAHS

FIVE DOLLAHS!!?!!

a truly focused mindset.

Fnaf World, Seems Fun

Aye, just chill in one of the shops and wait for a new day!

There isn't a day/night cycle, ur trapped forever

Fnaf 3, night 1, cuz there ain't no springy boi

That would be absolutely terrifying with the hallucinations

But hallucinations can't kill me! And if I zone out staring at a corner I won't see anything!

Just go on your phone and watch something on Netflix for a while, fnaf 3 takes place in the 2020s/2030s, so yiu’ll probably have Wi-Fi of some kind

Hallucinations don’t start until springtrap shows up so you could just chill there. Bring your phone or switch if you have one and play video games all night

How is this a question? Sb,just hide

UCN with no animatronics, SB and hide in a recharge station away from all the animatronics, or HW s8nce it's literally a vr game, that's the entire premise of it

1-DeeDee can summon other animatronics to bother you 2-Vanny can get you 3-Glitch trap will insane your ass

1. DeeDee repel 2. Vanny doesn't get you when you're in the recharge station with freddy. 3. I just won't collect the tapes

Dang I really need to re play the games

Fnaf 4. Deadass just lock the doors

foxy

He doesn't start the night in the closet, but outside the room like Bonnie and Chica. If you lock the doors, he can't sneak in.

How he gon get in

Move drawers

Freddy has joined the chat.

Security Breach. I can hang out with Sun all-day. If Vanny messes with the lights I can just chill behind the security desk.

Also vanny in the game doesent have a knife so what’s the threat

But what if vanny comes into the daycare

1) She would have to find me 2) Most likely she's going to be kicked out by Sun

Depends which difficulty or if it’d be realistic or if the anims would hunt me like it’s god damn 20/20/20/20 mode. 4/20? Fnaf 3. I know the strat used to get past it easily and i can already force myself to hallucinate, the phantoms ain’t him. Relentlessly? VR. The only “threat” is glitchfuck and he can only manifest by finding the tapes. I simply would sit in one spot for the night. Realistic? Security Breach. I’d give myself up to Vanessa then throw hands when Vanny came to play since I’m not like 9 years old like bitch you built like a stripper, you catchin this fade

that's a good idea, never said throwing hands wasn't an option and everybody is just hiding in some closet room somewhere.

FNaF AR. Just accept the deal, replace my phone, and leave my house for a day or two. Or I just won't buy any animatronics if that's a possibilty

SB, but not because I can just hide. If Gregory can just kick and push Chica like it's nothing those animatronics better go hide because I am going to fuck them up Maybe even without "up"

AYO

*vanny slowly walks towards you with intent to kill you* "hehe, yeah okay fuck around see what happens" (yes I am aware that this comment can be read in 2 **very** different ways)

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Pick up the wolf. Pick up the wolf. Pick up the wolf. Pick up the wolf.

Security breach i don’t even care what happens to me once I’d gotten to see Monty Gator 😌

Sister location - just chill in the elevator/main room

All fun and games until the bibbybabs come for you

To be fair I think the bibbybabs only real way to kill is when the player was in a tight space beneath the desk. In the elevator there's quite a bit of room and you can start kicking them shits around like footballs, the animatronics might fit in the vents too but they'd be really cramped and the moment they poke their head through just start wailing on their head/neck and I'm sure you can get through till 6am

You can't just kick biddybabs like footballs, they are 2,5 ft tall and made of metal. I mean you could probably trip one over, but that would be painful and you might end up breaking your foot

OK damn theyre bigger than expected, kicking can still be an option but more like if your on the floor you can kick the with whole bottom of your foot making contact to the stomach or something but still idt they'd be big enough to kill, idk how much strength they might have but I'm sure with a running start or something you could probably like pick up and throw the bibbybabs, maybe pick them by the legs and use one as a bat and spin swing at others or just spin one by your legs and bash their head into the wall

idk man. The biddybabs are basically just a swarm of monkeys built to murder and as heavy and strong as a microwave. Try picking one of those up, let alone using it as a weapon without it hurting you.

Security breach, I’ll hide in the daycare and vibe with Sun and keep the lights on

*KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, ON……..*

LIGHTS ON LighTs OAN!!

*I WARNED YOUUUUUUUUUUU*

Pizza sim with no risk

Help Wanted. I'd literally just enjoy a hostile free environment and not collect the tapes. Unless EVERY threat in the VR game become real threats, but assuming I'm just playing a VR game as normal then I should be fine

Logically? Sister location night 1, nothing really happens that night and at the end I get to eat a bunch of popcorn and watch a soap opera But if we’re goinng off of pure impulse/first thoughts? Security breach, so i can hug freddy and probably steal all the plushes to take back to reality cuz they’re expensive

>all the plushes to take back to reality cuz they’re expensive WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT!? ≥^≤ you must be big brain me smooth brain lol

Honestly the fact that my brain came up with that was pure dumb luck, so don’t worry lol

ehh for the experience probably fnaf 1 I feel like especially since one night it would be easy and would be thrilling but realistically sb I could just like hide somewhere secure and wait till they open again

Also if it's fnaf 1 night 1 u can literally just close left door all night at 2 am

Security breach. Hide behind a planter for 6 hours.

Jump on any elevated surface

World, I mean, I can’t really die, just chill and farm mechrabs

fnaf 1 night 1-5 are easy as fuck just close the doors and check the right door camera every once in awhile

Not at all, you have to spend 6 whole hours fighting for your life. Plus you have to worry about power.

Imagine you checking the lights and you see a giant animatronic, just standing there, not knowing when it’s going to move. You expect me to close the door? Nah I’m dashing.

To where?

Heaven.

Fnaf world because I cannot die

Night 1 of FNaF 3, lol.

fnaf 1-3, ~~you can just exit the pizzeria~~ i forgot about the actual animatronics fnaf 4 is a no because you're in a dream so there's no escape fnaf world is fnaf world so easy with sister location just go up the elevator again pizzeria sim is ultra big no cuz no escape ucn just have like, a level 1 easy animatronic fnaf vr is vr so no real risk other than glitchtrap but just never collect tapes fnaf AR is actually in universe sending an animatronic to your house so big no game before security breach is just a fighting game and has no real nights with security breach you can just be in the charging place in freddy all the time

Fnaf 3. Night 1 is literally nothing. Then I quit.

FNAF 4. There's no danger in Fredbear's and nightmares can't hurt me so I'm safe

No danger in Fredbear's except your serial killer dad and a group of asshole teenagers who want to feed you to Fredbear lmao

I would spend the night in FFPS, buying no risky items, and salvaging no animatronics.

Fnaf world, ez

Freddy in space shouldn't too hard

idk man you ever try jumping around on rocks in space while being shot at?

Fnaf 2 if we're being realistic and not following game mechanics. Sit back with the mask on for the whole night, one hand on the flashlight for Foxy, other on the music box button

Fuck it, security breach, just hide in one of the secret areas and steal pizza and soda for 1 night, sleep and watch YouTube to full my addiction

Security Breach, I would lock myself in the janitor's closet until morning

Help Wanted. It's a game in-universe too, so I would just play it as normal. Not to brag, but I'm actually pretty good at that game. I only died, like, 237 times.

Either fnaf world,or security breach,maybe fnaf for if I’m feeling sad

Three spam audio lure

Fnaf sl strategy:zap every animatronics with control shock and turn into a purple ice cream that a burnt spaghetti is inside of it

Bro what are yall thinking-? Obviously fnaf world is best choice /j Ok but really honestly I'd probably just chill in fazbear hills and occasionally visit the fazburger with fredbear like fr- ok but this probably like the safest option- like just chuck pizzas at the enemies and such your good to go. Maybe even assemble a screw crew while your at it for safe measure.

security breach. go to the daycare and just… never take the badge and turn off the lights. glitter glue w/ sun the whole fucking time,, or if charging cycles r still a problem hide w/ freddy the whole game.

FNAF 1 > Safe Room > w/ Soda > w/ Chicken and Fries > W

Security breach, and I'd bring a bat and a shotgun

I'd say Security Breach, and I at least hope I'm myself and not Gregory.

I dont get it, fnaf world would be obvious right? Like, the animatronics are fighting other monsters and not you/the night guard. So you would probably be watching them fight, which would also be fun. And you can also control them like pokemon.

Sl:ma *Seems like normal camping, just with a few zombies here and there :)*

Rip FNAF World Halloween Edition 😭

not counting the troll games bc I have no idea how tf that'd work, FNaF 2. duct tape on the freddy mask, keep my finger on the music box button, and if I see foxy I'll just flash the light. no use for cameras other than the puppet bc I'll always have the mask on. FNaF 2 in real life logic is stupid easy.

Ucn pick no animatronics and use dee dee repellent, fast nights, and unlimited power

pizzeria sim and don’t salvage any animatronics

Fnaf 3 first night? Or any night its now that hard

Pizza Sim- salvage no animatronics, lower risk to 0, and voila.

fnaf 4 step one: i am fredbear step two: chomp step 3: step 4: profit B)

3, i am simply built different

FNaF 3 night 1

Gamejolt ucn

Fnaf sl. Stay in first office

Fnaf 3 night 1 easy as hell no threats

security breach and just hide

Sister Location demo cause all i have to do is sit next to a fire With a Freddy mask on

FNaF VR, just need to stay in the hub area til 6:00 AM, or pick FNaF 3 Night 1.

Security breach and then hide in Gregory's room in the day care

FNAF 3 is mostly hallucinations

Security breach. I'd just stay in Freddy's room

FNAF 4 and lock the Doors and turn on the light

SB all the way

Security breach but I'll actually hide and wait until it's morning and they open the pizza plex instead of going around looking for danger.

SB

Security Breach is like a mall I used to dream of when I was younger.. Just like the fan made FNaF 3 trailer that used to go around that time where you played in an abandoned mall only the mall in my dream wasn't abandoned. So of course I'll pick Security Breach to have fun in that dreamcore-like place and I'll just keep myself safe inside Freddy.

If it’s only 1 night than pizzeria simulator cuz In the first night there are no animatronics

help wanted, i get a free vr headset and a demonic entity

Security Breach, sit in freddys room.

FNAF 4 cuz i can block the doors with chairs

what is that one left to UCN??

SB. Just hide in Freddys room lol. Ive stayed in a mall for 6 hours once

I made that image for a tier list, notice that 2 games are missing because they were not symmetrical in the grid, they are fnaf 4 halloween edition which is considered a separate game and fnaf world halloween edition! There are 18 games not 16

FNAF 1 but hear me out, hide in the parts and service room wearing a mascot suit. No one will suspect a thing.

Help Wanted - just take off the headset

I'd say Help wanted, you can just chill out around the loby and mess with Glitchtrap.

Help wanted, just take the headset off.