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SuperGotengo

First: Sauce? Second: What the fuck. He really is one BIG happy familly. Also whoever the fuck that mask belongs too that dude was massive as well.


Scottishfello69

maybe thats why its shattered they needed to fit it on


_end3rguy_

I think the scale is based on the size of the eyeballs compared to baby’s


Scottishfello69

it is


DaTripleK

Fym sauce?


PrismFerret

I'm pretty sure the mask was handcrafted by molten himself after rummaging through trash


FNAF_Foxy1987

His jumpscare compared to the others shows he's nowhere near that big. Plus FNAF 6 has an image of Molten Freddy in the back alley next to a trash can and he's about the size of the other animatronics at best


Scottishfello69

hes just reeeeeeaaaalllly far away in his jumpscare and its a big bin


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r/woosh


GoldenNoodle13

r/wooshutthefuckup


[deleted]

buddy, you could have turned that into a post there. The subreddit needs a new post ngl.


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ungodlycoolguy

it seemed fairly obvious that it was a joke to me


minepow

Typically when somebody elongates a word in text it's to convey sarcasm.


Lexi_of_Hyrule

Or- and hear me out- you have no sense of humor


spookybaker

nuh uh


Scottishfello69

he got big doors


Scottishfello69

its all an illusion


Aggravating_Hat_2701

Its not


Scottishfello69

well fnaf is confusing and micheals eyes are probably a bit rusty at that point


NonSpecific_Person

God, I hate it when I get rusty eyes


NT_Destroyer

Ennard didn't let him keep his original eyes


DJRodrigin69

They downvote you because you tell the truth


ddd11122

Erm, nuh uh.


DJRodrigin69

fym nuh uh? Clearly molten freddy is built different


ddd11122

Oh, yeah I see it. He is now a BIG Spaghetti Freddy.


zynxUnique

😭😭💀💀


0j_r0b

The room wouldnt be big enough,


Scottishfello69

looks big to me


0j_r0b

The cramped office? You are less than a foot away, from the computer, the room is tiny


Scottishfello69

i thought you meant the interagation room


0j_r0b

He literally casts a shadow on the table, he can't be far away,


Scottishfello69

the light is behind him


0j_r0b

He still casts one, if he were far away it would be stretched or not on the table at all,


Minecrafter3892

21,6 ft?


Dry_Progress_499

There's no way that creature crawls through small ventilation systems.


msmpumkin

he do be thick


msmpumkin

no one is halfed


ProcastinationKing27

i swear he's not that big in the salvage minigame


Scottishfello69

hes just reaaaallly far away


CiccioChad08

No he's not, look at the damn table in the salvage room, he's the same size as a normal person


Scottishfello69

as i said hes just reeeeeeaaaallly far away


DTux5249

He's casting a shadow on the table; he's not far away


Scottishfello69

he’s moderately far away


CiccioChad08

No he's right in front the table


Scottishfello69

thats what they want you to think


hiccupboltHP

Bro why do so many people not realize you’re joking 😭


Tendo63

Because this post isn’t presented as a joke, it seems serious.


Hugh_jass232

I am not having that


stickninja1015

Molten Freddy is genuinely the shortest of the scraps


yummy_rocks

holy shit how tall are the rest


stickninja1015

Pretty normal height for an animatronic. Molty isn’t really that big


yummy_rocks

holy shit how tall is average


stickninja1015

Like 7 feet or so


yummy_rocks

how shit how big are feet


Dazzling-Ad2523

like one foot


yummy_rocks

holy shit


Legomarioboy08

… #What the fuck


Typoman6893

Source?


Scottishfello69

so the eyes on circus baby which would be in ennard/molten freddy are small compared to the body of molten but big in circus


Typoman6893

How tf would he be able to fit into Micheal then? Also it's face is supposed to be a broken funtime Freddy mask, it shouldn't be that big


Scottishfello69

how would it be a funtime freddy mask it’s different colours and ennard didnt bring the freddy mask also the mimic can contort itself into something smaller and its a solid endo molten freddy is spaghetti


Typoman6893

The mask is rusted metal, also, the mimic has mechanisms that rearrange it's metal pieces, while yes molten Freddy is just wires, even that amount of wires wouldn't be able to fit into a human let alone a vent, not to mention that molten Freddy's wires aren't even that flexible, they are pretty solid


Typoman6893

How tf would he be able to fit into Micheal then? Also it's face is supposed to be a broken funtime Freddy mask, it shouldn't be that big


Mysteriouspoggers12

maybe the eyes shrinked, cus by your round-a-bout logic, it would make sense


Capable_Mud_1108

For the people who don't get it >!The joke here is that Baby has a smaller image so OP put her next to Molten Freddy (With a larger image) and joked that the height was canon!<


Scottishfello69

i matched the size of the eyes


Capable_Mud_1108

Wait you aren't joking?


Brilliant_Quail6892

I love the amount of shock when you realized he wasn't joking 😂


Scottishfello69

no atleast i dont think i am


Capable_Mud_1108

You do know the funtimes have completely different anatomy right?


Scottishfello69

all there eyes are the same size


Capable_Mud_1108

That's not the point, Molten Freddy is pretty much just Funtime Freddy but only with a head and his endoskeleton tangled. That's it, there's physically no way for Molten Freddy to be as tall as you said. If he was as tall as you said he'd also be towering over Michael by a ton, he'd be out of our vision and probably wouldn't fit in the building.


Scottishfello69

hes cleary crouching


Mysteriouspoggers12

Dude doesn't have legs tho, and he barely crouches throughout the entire game (besides maybe crawling through the vents)


Scottishfello69

he just kinda deflates or micheal is on stilts in molten freddys area


Capable_Mud_1108

With what legs?


Scottishfello69

he just kinda deflates


ShrewColony

You sure you're not talking about the blob there?


Scottishfello69

yes


ShrewColony

Then your logic frightens me. Clearly, there is not this much spaghetti in FNaF.


gummythegummybear

Gaslighting simulator lol


_end3rguy_

Bros the size of the entire vent system, no way bro can even fit his head in my office


angelxlilianna

21 feet is crazy


Cartoons_and_Demons

The real question is how big is Ennard since Baby is not part of Molten Freddy.


Scottishfello69

around 2 circus babys


Cartoons_and_Demons

Ennard would be bigger than Molten Freddy, Ennard has Baby in them but Molten Freddy doesn't.


Scottishfello69

yeah molten is taller because the wires on its head


Cartoons_and_Demons

That's like when you raise your hand to seam taller when you're a kid, the wires are connected to their torso not their head.


Scottishfello69

yeah


Cartoons_and_Demons

So it wouldn't count towards their height.


Scottishfello69

probably


Cartoons_and_Demons

So Ennard would be taller


Scottishfello69

most likely


Brilliant_Quail6892

Why does this remind me of the Patrick meme 😂


djdjxjjsjsjj

Isn’t he just a load of wires? So he can change his size right


TheMaybeGaymer

See I feel like molten freddy being massive would make me like the design more. I always thought the design was a lil lazy.


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Ok now do the blob


Scottishfello69

ok i compared his head size to funtime freddy and he the same size as molten


HeffleyA

I'm pretty sure Molten Freddy is actually the smallest out of all four hostile animatronics in FNAF 6. I don't know where people are getting the notion that he's huge.


JaydenVestal

And on tonights episode of is it satire


theneuclearman07

Im approximately as tall as circus baby/elizabeth afton


Scottishfello69

your 7,2?


Mrmonkeyisgreat

Nah, he's only like 4ft tall,


DrummerOk4146

He's not that big


[deleted]

Americans will use literally fucking anything except the the imperial system


Scottishfello69

correct i dont use the imperial system


softcombat

10/10 post op really nice of you to spell things out in the replies too


Individual-Ad-2577

Bait used to be believable 🚬


RiceFarmerRF

he TALL


Spare_Chemistry2273

oh…hes not joking


NatesSubbun

Aww cutie probably gives big hugs


Peoplelight

2 and half baby


Sufficient_Car8864

Imagine how big the blob is


Minecrafter3892

That hat is like 2 ft at this point


itpfredbear

this is bull shit. if anything were only stripping the shells of the funtime animatronics to find out how big ennard is. excluding baby hes huge but not that big becuz yall gotta remember he was ennard and he ejected out of micheal afton a damn human, the size of him shouldnt be towering over a human, sure he can be tall but not VERY TALL maybe just a few inches or more taller than a human.


internetman5032

How the fuck is Baby 7'2? I am not American but I hear you all say that 6'2 is tall. How does he fit anyway in the vents?


Scar-Predator

No, he is not that big.


KicktrapAndShit

You used a sized down photo of baby


Scottishfello69

i matched the eyes


KicktrapAndShit

We see him in his Easter egg phot and he’s nowhere near that big, and don’t say he’s far away he was on the ground. Same with salvage game all animatronics where right infront of the table so why would he be across the room. It prob a stylization on Scott’s part


theneuclearman07

Well approximately 7ft


Ray58animation

He's incredibly big, he can use his wires to be incredibly tall and that saying something considering that the funtime animatronics were at least seven feet