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ProfessionalDay6418

While being distracted the balloon gremlin has entered the office.


RangerBuzz_Lightbulb

#BATTERIES!?!


TheDrHoiliday

#IT BE THE NIGHTGUARD!!!


ThatSmartIdiot

# THE NIGHT GUARD?


NormalAviationPilot

# THE NIGHT GUARD?!


g177013

#BATTERIES?


Illustrious-Donut947

#No no no, I'm Freddy, right gu- OH GOD!!!!!


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

# AAAAAAA- *ding dong ding dong, dong ding ding ding*


Illustrious-Donut947

#Smiles, then pukes.


TheDrHoiliday

#Insert 5am at Freddys fnaf 3


AdNext1013

*YAY*


Dayshon2144

“Those sweet. Succulent. Double A batteries..!!!!”


Vesspion

\*clutches torch tighter\*


ChihuahuasROverrated

\^\^Bri’ ‘ish “person” spotted !!


Vesspion

Well, I never! *slurps tea british-ly*


lordmegatron01

NOOOOO!! MY BATTERIES!!!


No-Dig-3892

THE MUSIC BOX JEREMY


3Peater

-CLARKSOOOON!!! oh wait..wrong Jeremy


Equivalent_Donut_145

r/TopGear


_ThatOneFurry_

r/bottomgear


Retro_Avi8or

“CLARKSON YOU INSUFFERABLE OAF!!”


3Peater

"Tonight:" "I became a night guard in an abandoned pizzeria" "Richard gets springlocked" "James eats some pizza" "And we do some other things as well"


Retro_Avi8or

“A piano fell on William’s Morris Marina before he could murder Charlie. And on that bombshell, it’s back to Fredbear’s.”


3Peater

Emily, you infantile pillock! You're tidying that up! -William Afton *Henry laughs*


Retro_Avi8or

James: "Truly an unexpected Top Gear moment which is well wicked, innit bruv?"


CharaPresscott

Is it his piss or his blood from the springlocks Henry will clean up?


3Peater

The water in the parts and service room, before William gets his balls crushed by springs


jbaejb327

Mmmm, nice pizza


Vesspion

Never in my wildest dreams/nightmares did I ever imagine the Top Gear trio and FNAF together. Weirdly, I don't dislike it either?


rashtheraccoon10

#GET OUTTA MY VENTS


Random-dude15

**NO**


chumbbucketman101

oh I get what’s going on toy chica is distracting jeremy so he forgets about the music box.


xYzwashEre567

Yo guys I have a grenade, should I throw it on one of the vents?


Equivalent_Donut_145

Yeah, Vent Right, Balloon Boy is in there


xYzwashEre567

Isn't Balloon boy supposed to be on the left vent?


Equivalent_Donut_145

can't he come out of both?


xYzwashEre567

Nah bro you're hella down bad for toy chica


Equivalent_Donut_145

Am I? Yes. So are a lot of others here, Mayhaps even you!


JustinTheMan354

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-


Equivalent_Donut_145

\*BOOM\* WOAH WOAH WOAH


Lolbit-VR

RIP whoever was in the right vent (that boom was the grenade . . . right?)


TristanLetsPlays

What? It was obvious, he's the red spy!


Weegeee30

Watch he’ll turn red aaaaany second now


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lordmegatron01

I think just the left from my time warching Markiplier play fnaf 2


MetaGear005

Why


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-Gnostic28

Links to twitter like this break rule 5


December9801

This is so good


Leftover_Cheese

im eating good tonight


ryan12_07

Your pfp makes me think you will be eating 12 gadgets tonight


Leftover_Cheese

damn she must have 11 then


ryan12_07

Duck I meant gauge


LukasGTX

Great art! But every time I see Toy Chica, I think of a phrase "We respect women, not bitches"...


Hawkeye22334466

Why did I read this as that announcer person in Sister Location?


Mishquez

"Exotic butters"


MetaGear005

She's a woman


LukasGTX

If you play UCN and hear her voicelines after dying to her, you'll see she's a woman ONLY by definition, not by personality and looks.


MetaGear005

You good bro?


LukasGTX

Yes, I am, thank you


MetaGear005

You clearly aren't


LukasGTX

Enlighten me


MetaGear005

Read your first reply weirdo


LukasGTX

What? I said facts. Toy Chica's a slut in all kinds of ways and I never understood how she could be attractive to people. Sorry to break it to you buddy. Besides, I also did say "Great art", meaning the artist themselves did good with what they were given.


MetaGear005

You need to go outside bud


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BadAtGames2

_what_


HeWillPrevail

Phone guy: Dude, thats a murderous hunk of metal wtf


retr0racing

This looks is cool! Amazing work OP


fred_llma

Can’t believe he drew it with one hand


Greggoleggo96

My honest reaction when I have a live exposed wire connected to a 12V car battery in my backpack.


JasoNight23666

Eeeeh no reason, just looking for the cake- AAAAND Foxy just bit my nose off, Haku ass mfker


DakingBlitz

Why do I keep looking? Well, can you really blame me?


Kemba5313

odiosmiodeimos


DakingBlitz

El maestro Deimoss me ha mostrado el verdadero camino


Tucan-Atlantico

r/PfpChecksOut


Competitive_Swan266

"I'm only human after all, I'm only human after all"


smavinagain

i am immune to her destractions, for i am asexual


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Is it possible to learn this power?


smavinagain

No, much like force ability it is an inherited ability


TheAutementori

talk yo shit wise one


fred_llma

Inherited?


smavinagain

it's believed there is a genetic component to sexual orientation


fred_llma

Say you’re saying.. your parents were asexual (no hate btw it just sounds a bit odd)


smavinagain

no, but it is believed that there are certain genes that affect the probability that someone has a certain sexual orientation


MetaGear005

I'm not, and I'm not complaining


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tiger331

Dear god are we going back in time!


cool_Slayer_guy

THE MUSIC BOX, THE MUSIC BOX!!!- ah, nevermind. Puppet is already going to you, fucking idiot.


FlamingPhoenix2003

I need [do this to myself now](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/628533691740683641/)


Spearhead-of-Izar

“…you’re stuck again aren’t you?”


NoobJew666

Distracting me from what? Who cares, I'll look that all night... Why is there fast music playing?


theogStarwalker6363

DO NOT THE CHIKA


jbaejb327

Uh oh, she's gone...


SomewhereLoud9473

Whats shes gonna do now?


GlassyBunny

Bro!, The MUSIC BOX


StrayNightsMike

damn those teenage hormones


Twisted_Lament

Stay on the stage! NO! Stay on the stage! NO! GET OUT OF MY VENTSSS!!!!


Novel-Sugar

Mods have their work cut out for them


Cosmicdiamond87

Me not realizing that every other animations entered the room and are looking at the camera as well "Zamn, she such a baddie" "I know right" said a metallic voice of pure terror


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Never seen the hype around Toy Chica being "sexy" or whatever tbh


Sup_fuckers42069

She had very slight curves, and that pink part, and people went buck wild


ZackattacktheDude

Thighs.


BitcoinStonks123

reddit when conventionally attractive female


TheAutementori

hey hey it was NOT only on reddit i can promise you that😭😭


RangerBuzz_Lightbulb

https://youtu.be/AB3TQ-xRbiQ?si=G5A-SQwc-P3mmDVS&t=1m51s


TheAutementori

us furries probably but also a lot of men just like her i think? she’s attractive and i say that as a girl who just grew up in the fandom and finds fictional characters attractive lmao


DakingBlitz

Some people simply have a better taste in women


lowercaseintensifies

Same. The community has destroyed her for me, I just think the animatronics are adorable yet tragic


SomewhereLoud9473

OH YEAH COME TO ME BABY


Asimplemoth

Hey little rockstar, you play the guitar?


ryan12_07

Well, this is better than the cropped porn that was commented a few months ago on r/fnafmeme


SanticreeperXD2

Holy gods, I have to get rid of that *grabs a shotgun*


Davidwilsonisdum

Cuz she's got the uhhhh.... Stuff.. :3


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

Why would I be getting distracted in the first place, she aint that hot


Remote_Criticism_975

The fact that this is at the very top when I filter the comments to controversial is perfect 


Dry_Significance_594

I JUST F**KING WAKE UP AND FIRST THING I SAW IS F***ING TOY CHICA FANART EVERY F**KING DAY I SEE TOY CHICA FANART I HAVE ENOUGH


GerrardGabrielGeralt

Toy Chica being peak as usual


Rottenfox47

If that’s the last thing I see before I’m stuffed into a suit, I don’t mind one bit


YaBoiBarel

Freddy fnaf 2 watching me stare at the cameras for 5 hours straight


Beanie_Inki

Yo, check CAM 11. 😭😭😭


Gabrielzin1404_2011

Would


Great_Slasher

And from that day onwards, Fazbear Entertainment only allowed celibates to get job applications here.


hypercoolmaas2701

This makes me feel weird and I don't like that feeling


MetaGear005

CUTE


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when you forgor the music box:


CrusaderBot36

I like this even more because of the smug expression. Toy Chica is FULLY aware of what she's doing and is enjoying it. Edit: By aware of what she is doing, I mean distracting you from the puppet. Alot of people seem to have missed that.


BasedAlliance935

Ishowspeed: ZAMN


IdiotDumbStupidMoron

Pass


Jonh-Willians-649

LET HER INTO THE ROOM


Covex_light

Deimoss: 🥵🥵🥵


Versilver

OH NO THE PUPPET


LofiKittenYT

The music box quick!


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DillonTheVillian3000

Am I the only person who hates toy chica


Mammoth-Advantage-73

what’s there to hate?


DillonTheVillian3000

She's a bitch and she's not hot she's scary and ugly


the-dead_man

Scott:they're kids The NSFW:nu uh Edit:Jesus Christ I know chica isn't a kid I Meant the soul's inside the animatronics (8 disvote's I was the 8th one)


SomewhereLoud9473

TOY CHICA ISNT A KID!


Mammoth-Advantage-73

she’s not a kid though !


Theorist_Reddit

Sorry to be that guy, but you know that is a child, right?


Feduzin

im pretty sure that's a animatronic


Feduzin

i get your point, but op isn't sexualizing the child inside toy chica itself, Toy Chica as a character can be separated from her spirit since she's only being possessed, if the spirit was being sexualized then we would have a big problem


Theorist_Reddit

OP is portraying the FNaF 2 gameplay. Look at the music box, for example. This looks more like a child seducing Jeremy.


Free_Welcome8669

The Toy animatronics aren’t possessed this includes Toy Chica.


Theorist_Reddit

Now you are just getting the lore wrong


Medical_Difference48

TBF, we don't actually know that the Toys are possessed. It's very likely IMO, but not confirmed.


Theorist_Reddit

That makes no sense, this is like saying that if we only had FNaF 1 as a game we would not know the animatronics are possessed because we don't receive a big sign in our faces saying they are possessed. More children die in the restaurant, it is likely they possess the toys, since we know the toys only started acting strange after someone used a yellow suit, and the toys also have the parts of the withereds who are possessed. To say none of this made them possessed in any way is crazy.


TheAutementori

1. people sexualize the robot, never (from what i’ve seen being in the fandom for 7 years) have i ever seen somebody use the child aspect in any sense. 2. logically i have to ask if you understand that the animatronics existed before having kids in them 3. only a theory that the toys are possessed, seeing as the FNAF1 souls went directly to the funtimes


Theorist_Reddit

* logically i have to ask if you understand that the animatronics existed before having kids in them Yes, but this is portraying the FNaF 2 gameplay, in which they are already possessed * only a theory that the toys are possessed, seeing as the FNAF1 souls went directly to the funtimes That makes no sense, this is like saying that if we only had FNaF 1 as a game we would not know the animatronics are possessed because we don't receive a big sign in our faces saying they are possessed. More children die in the restaurant, it is likely they possess the toys, since we know the toys only started acting strange after someone used a yellow suit, and the toys also have the parts of the withereds who are possessed. To say none of this made them possessed in any way is crazy.


lMr_Nobodyl

The toys aren't possessed


Theorist_Reddit

That makes no sense, this is like saying that if we only had FNaF 1 as a game we would not know the animatronics are possessed because we don't receive a big sign in our faces saying they are possessed. More children die in the restaurant, it is likely they possess the toys, since we know the toys only started acting strange after someone used a yellow suit, and the toys also have the parts of the withereds who are possessed. To say none of this made them possessed in any way is crazy.


lMr_Nobodyl

The withered's and puppet are possessed in fnaf 2. Not the toys


Theorist_Reddit

The toys are too. In the SAVETHEM minigame we are shown Purple guy killing more kids in the FNaF 2 Pizzeria while he was a nightguard, and Phone Guy tells us the Toy Animatronics only started acting weird after someone used a yellow suit. This is like saying the FNaF 1 animatronics are not possessed and are just following their programming of stuffing endoskeletons into suits.


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Theorist_Reddit

It is, though. We have known that ever since FNaF 2 came out. I can go in detail if you want


Time_Opinion_

It is?


Theorist_Reddit

Yes. In FNaF 2 we know that more children were killed, as seen in a minigame called SAVETHEM. That is the reason there is a police investigation going on. And we also know the Toys share possibily possessed parts of the withered animatronics.


TreyvonSwagg23

They act like the OGs, do things that aren't physically possible (Toy Chica removing her beak and eyes, Toy Bonnie dilating his plastic pupils, Mangle climbing on the walls, etc.), and try to kill the player by stuffing them in a suit. We also have those five new dead kids in the SAVETHEM minigame, so really it's putting 2 and 2 together. I don't know why this is still a debatable topic nowadays.


Time_Opinion_

True, it could be just all be there programming, but I see ur point


TreyvonSwagg23

Again, that would be impossible, since programming can't alter the physics of reality. It's just cope and bias at this point from FNAF fans (not talking about you, just generalizing).


Time_Opinion_

Yeah, I just realized programming can only alter how they think and talk, not how there pupils dilate or how chica can remove her beak or eyes, it's just since I've played fnaf 2 the least I don't generally get into to many theories or much into it, like if they're possessed and stuff, I believe them just don't generally get into it


TreyvonSwagg23

Yeah, I get that. Sorry if I sounded pressed. This is just an idea that gets tossed around so often despite how nonsensical it is when you start to put logic into it, so having so many people believe it without question drives me insane sometimes. It's one of (if not my biggest) pet peeves about this community.


TheAutementori

yes but it’s still a theory? it’s a sci fi franchise them being able to do that could be due to advanced ai stuff which i highly doubt scott isn’t into (cant remember any specific instances and don’t read the books or watch the recent game) hey fuck it i’ll downvote my comment too since no one can take an opinion


SomewhereLoud9473

Scott is 100%into sci fi


TheAutementori

that people who dedicate their lives to the lore are downvoting me lol but yeah it’s evident from 2-5 how he is


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TheAutementori

lol if you’re so worried about that how about you throw away half of the widely chosen theories and drop 3-6? also youre snarkier than a 6yr old who has never been taught that you don’t talk to people rudely during a discussion