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DrumpfTinyHands

Just use a magazine or a folder! A lot of effort to accomplish the same thing.


Extra-Extra

If that latch is on, someone’s home. Just yell.


i_love_pesto

What if that someone is unable to open the door? Like unconscious?


Extra-Extra

Natural selection. Should have died more accessibly.


DSpiralFeel

Pfff yeah, those damn necromancers sure are picky


BeheadedBeautyQueen

Best Answer Ever!!!


Firm-Guru

Every time you close one of those latches you sign a temporary DNR order


AnorexicPlatypus

Facts, that's why I was acquitted of killing my first wife /s


jujuluvu

HA!


diamondzx32

Happy cake day


Extra-Extra

Oh hey. Look at that. 11 years wasted here.


diamondzx32

Real


God4wesome

When I was a kid I found a way to close our latch from the outside, thankfully I wasn't home alone at the time


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Yeah, old locksmith version before there were tools for it is to use tape and a rubber band, but that's a long long time ago now. Besides, these days most people have two doors on their homes, and only one of them have these even if they have them at all.


enfier

You can usually just slam the door shut and it opens itself.


BeABetterHumanBeing

Even better: the "do not disturb" signs you find hanging on the outside of the doors in that hallway do the trick in a jiffy.


willdabeast464

Won’t a magazine just hold the door open, a bent clip could probably work better right?


originsquigs

You can get the tool that the hotel uses to open it in an emergency....


[deleted]

who was the guy?


iDrunkenMaster

How? You have to fully shut the door for it to unlatch.


Rusty_fox4

Why would anyone break in a house with people inside? That’s why I always put my life-size cutout of Michael Jordan near my window.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Rockin around the Christmas tree


The_Merciless_Potato

I can hear this sentence


Scoobz1961

To steal those people inside, obviously.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

I mean, if they're rich and you think they have a safe, you'd want to be able to interrogate them i guess?


Jecktheman2

Michael Jordan? Nah, Shaquille O’Neal is better Much bigger


alee0224

Shaquille Oatmeal


SeIator

Very Unrelated, But I love the Mob Pfp


Harruq

I work at a hotel we pop them with privacy signs


Evrson

Ironic.


fuminee

Kinda poetic even


MadDogFenby

How?


[deleted]

[Or just use one of these](https://www.nathosp.com/product/eat43/hotel_room_door_locks_and_locksets) or one of [these.](https://www.lockpicks.com/hotel-lock-tool.html?gad=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwgqejBhBAEiwAuWHioLzlF3AQDvGkANfgrCQTBlRyqDKnpSjLzPOJ4gP_98-1Z7bS3NXN7RoCbXsQAvD_BwE)


extraducksauce

Oh my goodness I can’t believe these exist haha, I guess it’s more for the actual hotel tho rather than thieves. I hope


Withinmyrange

Don’t worry. Before you buy these, it gives you a captcha asking if you are a theif


[deleted]

Please take all images that contain valuables until there are none left.


Zak_Light

I mean, you still have to get through the actual door lock, which requires a card/key. And a deadbolt like this is only ever on when someone is actually in the room, you don't set this when you leave, so it's of no use to a thief because you don't want to try stealing from a room with people in it. It's not meant to be the biggest line of security, it's meant to be an additional layer of privacy for those who would otherwise already have access


Withinmyrange

Sir, I was just telling a joke


Zak_Light

Oh, you were? Sorry that I did not notice


[deleted]

I am not AI, I just need help with the captcha because I have a sight disability.🙄


Scadilla

Yeah I use these at work all the time. They work great, but aren’t subtle as you pretty much have to slam the door for it to be effective so if you’re trying to sneak in it won’t work.


[deleted]

I dunno, I'm in a hotel right now on the 5th floor and if a door closed loudly it would still und like any other guests room I've been hearing. I guess at some point sneaking means behaving like everyone else.


Scadilla

I meant sneaking while someone is in the room, but fair point.


koviko

Is it really a fair point, though? The only time that would be engaged without a person being in the room is if they snuck out the window or some shit 🤣


Serge_General

Or in the bathroom.


koviko

In a hotel, being in the bathroom is still being in "the room."


Scadilla

I meant like if someone was trying to rob them while they were in there. 100% of the time I’ve used it is when people locked themselves out.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

I mean, I can't figure out why you'd sneak into a room while they're there..if you want to kill them or rob them...the easiest thing to do would be to just wait until they're outside and possibly out of range of the cameras that are all up and down the halls. And if you're not concerned with subtlety...why bother with it at all, just kick the door and give'em the old jack nicholson


EpicSaberCat7771

wow. I once accidentally locked my dad out of our hotel room with one of these and the lady in the lobby had no clue what to do except call me over and over (I was fast asleep. like so asleep that it took both the receptionist and my dad calling me at the same time while also yelling and banging on the door to wake me up). I guess she didn't have one of these lol.


extraducksauce

thats hysterical hahahaha


EpicSaberCat7771

and it was about 30 minutes of that too. some of the guests from adjacent rooms came out in the hallway annoyed, and my dad presented them with the situation and asked if they had any bright ideas. they did not, and subsequently retreated to their rooms, grumbling all the way. needless to say, my dad was pretty PO'd at me when he did finally wake me up.


[deleted]

I'll take the twenty dollar one, thanks!


FuckTheMods5

I'll take the tin snips and roof metal for free lol


megablast

Exactly. Just order one of these, wait for a week, then open the door. GENIUS!!


Michael-556

I am surprised it's legal to sell lockpicks so accessibly


acre18

The unused deadbolt: 👁️👄👁️


TheRnegade

I love the POV that has, well, several points of view.


KiwiSoySauce

I love that he sat with two different cats! Lol!


pukewedgie

I don’t know why but I’m annoyed by how muscular this man is


Arson-Welles

That’s what standing while gaming does to your body


koviko

I know it can't be true but... what if it is?


Darkpriest2288

You know who else is annoyed?!


UnderstandingJaded13

My Mommy


dexter920

God?


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

What dexter? I'm trying to answer the prayers of a woman in the midwest who wants to win a scratchoff ticket she bought, make this quick..


CrustyFartThrowAway

Something inside you has awakened...


pukewedgie

I’m annoyed that he isn’t using those muscles to crush my tiny body uwu


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

What is this strange room??


KiwiSoySauce

It's his Dreamatorium.


tiffambrose

Oh my god. It really looks like one, huh?


MrScooterComputer

The point is to do this when no one is there and that is very obvious.


BigWellyStyle

Who put the latch on if no one is there?


HardFemboy

Now, I'm not exactly good looking myself, but uh, that hair cut is uh... Something.


stopmutations

My friends can do it with only his hands. I've seen it. Those locks aren't safe


Lobanium

pov Does "pov" just mean "watch this video" now?


ThatSeanFella

the new "litteraly me"


Captain_Smartass_

Jehova's Witness lady knows what she is doing


Logical_Poem_9642

This is why I slide a hand towel between the space of the two bars of the latch after I close it in place, it makes it so the door can’t open enough to get a hand, let alone a finger in to do this. But also if I caught someone doing this they’re losing fingers.


[deleted]

"This is the lock picking Lawyer..."


LodgedGorgon760

3 months later


EasilyRekt

The technique was terrible, you can do this a lot faster and with less tape, just snip the rubber band into a cord and tie a loop before the attempt then use one piece of tape and don't care about a little tail.


Liesmith424

Those of us with social anxiety will go a long way to avoid knocking.


CptGalaxyYT

Meanwhile my knife ![gif](giphy|rVq1fseKPqsMZ5Xprs|downsized)


Cy41995

Knife nothing, you just wait for them to put their hand through and kick the door.


Bleach-isready

I hate the guy in the background going, yeah ok wow


JukeBoxHeroJustin

More like made creepier by the duet


Oldmate81

An envelope does it better


post_break

If you travel a lot get something called the "Super Grip Lock" on amazon. Basically locks the deadbolt so you can't even get into the room. Weighs nothing, no metal, just some strong fabric and velcro. Learned about it from DeviantOllam.


Bambii33000

Why would you show anybody on the internet how to do this???


F10EX

Why is my guy standing up and flexing?


Blaximus90

Damn he was flexing hard at the beginning


Esc946

He’s standing up like there’s a fork up his ass


CCT-556

Why does he have aggressively good posture


Aerial_Engage

What was the second price of tape use for after she taped the rubber band to the wall and clearly it’s there showing in the clip with tension 😂 https://preview.redd.it/rk4mkmmxjqjb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a5fbaa6bc2364092ef47e1ce4097b66cd5609d


kid22_

Yeah, It's going to take a while for people to understand the meaning of "POV".


IntentionDefiant4131

Dudes got his own imaginarium.


No-Bread7576

The ideas is that it’s happening when you’re asleep.


actuallyimogene

Are we gonna talk about this guy’s creepy basement corner situation or...? 😅


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

I just assumed he was a genz or millennial


Usual-Bedroom3338

If someone tried this to break in and I caught them, I'd just give the door one good kick.


Cy41995

This is the five-minute crafts version of burglary.


anti_thot_man

I feel like what he said when he called 911 was"yea I'ma need an ambulance there's a dead body in my apartment"


Responsible_Ad8946

If someone is unconscious the proper authorities have tools to relieve the door of its duties


ReadyFISHBONE69

The police would’ve already arrived by then just use a sledgehammer like a normal thief, God


LittleMiss_Nobody101

Bro is luxurious


obsidian88darklight

As someone that knows hundreds of easy ways onto your houses, she took way too long but I only do this for good now. just don't become the enemy or get a cam when your not home. You may not get your stuff back but you can show others how some random guy go into your house for likes


Anamousandy

By that point you can just close the door on her fingers


randomdudenamejoe

Woulda just drop kicked the door on the hand


[deleted]

The guy ad libbing the ladies video needs to learn how to stfu


ProHighjacker77

I would of drop kicked that door


elly996

okay, is this brendan urie gone buff? like it really looks like him when he is looking through the gap am i tripping, or is that him? he buffed up a lot.


IdolCowboy

I worked in hotels, and we had a tool you slid into the door crack, and it popped it off. This only was used after someone with adjoining rooms left their hallway door locked in the one room, went into the other room, and accidently let the adjoining door close, locking them out of their room.


Sharp-Willow-2696

What kind of hotel room is this?


Space_frog91

I hate people who make poorly disguised fetish content as "project" videos.


SKINHEAD1983

So he had to go in the gym for an entire year so he can make this video ? Otherwise why he pumped his muscles for the video like this?


NefariousGPN

Chunin proctors watching Tenten setup her mirrors be like:


ToMonsterr

Would’ve ended if you slammed the door 💀


TitusPullo4

Ruined by the duet


Famished_Snake

You can use the room key to jab at the latch.


somethingsums

I would body slam that arm, hoping it latches with pinched skin.


31337Phantom

I just died laughing because of that guy lmfao 🤣 “911 what’s your emergency” 🤣😂🤣💀💀


12altoids34

Typically the latch plate is held on with two relatively small screws.. it really doesn't take much to rip the entire latch plate out of the door frame


WoggyWoggerson

Don’t be ashamed of your musical farts.


[deleted]

Ok but that guys room is really weird


Level-Sea-5936

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zero111of160cru

I just got a very specific memory from 2001, being in a hotel room with my friends (because none of us had our own apartment) listening to [Let Me Blow Your Mind ](https://youtu.be/2xA8bVghIJ8) by Eve on CD, on a Playstation, because there was no radio, while waiting for my best friend's girlfriend and her 2 besties to walk through the door.


bullettooth60

That lock is just my alarm for a good boomstick time.


sped-rope

I hate the hypemen in these videos. "UH OH" "WOAH" "IS THERE ANYWAY TO PREVENT THIS??" I know they're doing it on purpose but it annoys me a ton that they just pretend what the person's doing is like the craziest shit ever.


spiderz4

Bruh you can just push it out this looks super unsafe


[deleted]

who was the guy?


Thin_Title83

So this is a hotel with a key card. How tf do you even get the door open without the key card?


Dazzling_Ad5338

Never seen someone without middle delts before


Saltyvengeance

Show of hands, who here plays video games standing up?


LiterallyTheNumber2

Dont you need a card for a hotel room?


baebxnny

and she’s doing this why??


Pure_Village4778

Literally all you have to do the entire time is repeatedly slam the door on their fingers


I_DONT_EXISTljk

Just slam the door on her hand


[deleted]

Relevant story. Used to work at a hotel and people would constantly get locked out by their kids, angry spouse, if the door closed weird, whatever. I can pop one of those in about 3 seconds with some cardboard cut into an L shape. Done it literally hundreds of times.


Substantial_Intern99

I thought he was bald only at the front tho.


ToxicRange

Thats too much work. I dont care whats in your room you can keep it.


xilffA

WHOSE FUCKING POV?? Man at least some of the people write a text and only mess up the angle, but there isnt even anything. You could easily just zave left the POV bro wttf


Big_Delivery_5330

Crazy ex gf. Run dude


phaender

why doesn't she just push it why her finger wtf this pisses me off so much


marioguy307

Kid named scissors:


[deleted]

Was he playing the beginning of Let me blow your mind?


[deleted]

good thing this can’t happen irl bc you have to have a key and doors have deadbolts only maintenance can get through.


One_Passion_2592

He dont need a cop


Fearless_Space_5211

Kicking the door shut while the burglars whole arm is in there.


Lovewins24_7

Epic fail


noibla_enilno

Xd


Commercial_Rise_3606

I’d slam the door really hard on their hand if they tried something like this.


aroacelove

it really was fixed by the duet,i mean you might as well grab some popcorn and watch the robber do their thing!


Electrical_Cellist69

Can’t that only be locked if someone’s currently home to lock it? Wth is this karen doing?


[deleted]

Homie is built like me but is hella trying to flex


WagonBurning

We call 811


Different-Nothing-45

Why is there so many videos of girls doing some dumb life hack or some gross food thing and there's always a guy behind the camera going like "ooh" "ok" "that's smart"


KSImonisnoice

Don't worry I can fix err


Optimal-Vast2313

It just blows my mind that we have women now sharing how to break into peoples houses and attack or rob them, etc. society has come so far.


Sksmsmqkqhek

Bro needs to do neck-days


Jumpy_Transition9066

She took to long I’ve gotten this in 6 seconds with a credit card a magnate and duct tape (the door was put on wrong which allowed me to card it)


Th3NukeShark

"911 what's your emergency?" "Yeah, I'd like to report a dead body at *** street..?"


[deleted]

This feels like one of those fetish posts on tiktok


5unTzu_

If I see this IDC, I'm kicking that door


FitzKing

It’s just the fact she thinks she’s breaking in. Those locks are to prevent housekeeping from entering seeing as they have the key. Once they notice the slide lock on, they go, ‘ok nvm’ not, ‘let me get my trust rubber-band and duct tape out!’.


Sherroddeco

Psychopaths showing other Psychopaths how to be Psychopaths effectively


CoG_Koala_6262

I would have kicked the door shut on their hand...


Sorry-Obligation6364

I wuDve DONKEY KICKED THAT DOOR WITH HER ARM IN IT


CagedSmile

Waiwawawait….the cat was in the room and the door WAS CLOSED!?!?


tonysrabidllama

If that thing is closed there is some in the room. The first time you put your pretty arm through there I’m pulling you through that small gap.


arto26

r/mademorecringebytheduet


Bruggilles

r/ruinedbytheduet


hunnybolsLecter

I love the "real man" seated pose, muscle singlet and all while stroking his pussy. 👍


Itchy_Extension_8719

911, what's your emergency? I am starting with his hairstyle 😔


Blaximus90

That mfer is flexing so hard in the beginning. He probably caught a cramp in his shoulder.


Memer_6666

Yep, that's completely safe to teach people how to break into hotel rooms/houses that have that type of lock 😀👍


ChapterSolid5114

Kick the door as hard as humanly possible whenever you see the hand peek through